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rentsturner · 2 years
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Maverick saying ‘come on sweetheart just a little bit more’ will live in my head rent free for the rest of my days
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celestiachan · 8 months
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does anyone else ever get strange thoughts about death
like one time i looked up at my mom because she asked me a question and my thoughts were "she's dead now. this is one of the older books. in the newer ones she's dead" and then i thought "what"
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righteousruin · 1 year
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what if talia called him beloved
he would have a stroke thank you for asking
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cchrissa · 2 years
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thinking about that time my friend said the reason why everyone likes spy x family was because they’ve never seen a healthy happy family before
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stevexharringtonx · 2 years
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ST4 spoilers!!
That scene where Steve is telling Nancy that she’s the one he wants to have 6 lil’ nuggets with made me puke up a little
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faggotwalkwithme · 2 years
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like the wise words of the past few byler posts ive seen “will with letterman jacket will with letterman jacket will with letterman jacket will with letterman jacket will with letterman jacket will with letterman jacket”
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jetsetromance · 1 year
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who gave the target employee permission to say “excuse me sugar” to me last night because what the hell
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Again?
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I never bet on the cop to win it in TS3.
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Nor should I start.
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Yes, I can see how handing out beatdowns like that might damage your relationship with the police.
(Must they always run through the house to escape?)
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What in the incel hell dude. That's not how it works.
I had to note down his name to use with resetSim to get him to leave because I couldn't get the option to call the police again... not that it would likely have done any good.
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forecast-rain · 2 years
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thinking about my ocs again...
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sscrambledmeggss · 2 years
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Besties, I must say, I truly hate driving tests
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faeriekit · 6 months
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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angelicgarnet · 5 months
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the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right
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goatsorcery · 1 year
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im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!
an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.
“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 month
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The math just adds up!
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liquidstar · 6 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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hummingbooks · 5 months
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Zack and Cody showing up at that restaurant at 7:30pm tonight:
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