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One thing I really want to see happen in Season 4...
Valdo Marx: Nice to see you again, Joseph!
Jaskier: *Heavy sigh* That's -
Yarpen: *Stepping in front of him protectively.* Julian Alfred Pankratz to you, you dying sounding beached whale! Only his friends call him Joseph!
Jaskier: Ah, actually, that's Jaskier.
Yarpen: *Dismissively.* Yeah, I KNOW.
Jaskier: *Getting all teary eyed.* I know you do.
#The Witcher#Jaskier#Yarpen Zigrin#Their friendship is legendary#Valdo Marx#Their rivalry is a legendary#Does Valdo know Jaskier is a honorary member of a fierce dwarven mercenary company yet?#No but seriously I kind of headcanon that the reason Yarpen is so pissed at continuously being reminded that Jaskier's named#Julian Alfred Pankratz#Is because he noticed that Geralt and even Yennefer were calling him “Jaskier”#While Jaskier introduced himself to Yarpen using his whole freaking name!#Jaskier just wanted to be respectful and polite#Yarpen took it as a desire to put some emotional distance between them and imply he hadn't earned the right to call him by his#Chosen / preferred named#And then despite all they went through together on that mountain and claiming to be a friend#Jaskier still continues to insist on introducing himself using his full bloody name!#Like what does a dwarf have to do to get some familiarity and recognition of kinship from that bloody bard?#But then Jaskier puts his life on the line to help Yarpen's men...#And Yarpen realizes that Jaskier cares enough to take an arrow to the back (or to the lute at least) to keep them safe..#He's not a warrior that revels in the rush of battle!#He's just a scared bard rushing headfirst into the fray just because he wants to help any injured dwarves#Even if that means potentially sacrificing himself...#So maybe human customs are weird...#Maybe Jaskier has been waiting for *HIM* to start calling him “Jaskier” and officially signal the start of a friendship...#Maybe that formal introduction wasn't a slight on Jaskier's part and that overgrown puppy of a bard has been waiting for Yarpen to finally#adopt him like an idiot!#And so Yarpen chooses to skip the formalities and go straight for “thank you JASKIER” to make it clear that he does consider him a friend..#My Posts#My thoughts#In tags form
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Can i request fluff alphabet with graves? I dont mind what letters you do x
Hey! I did the first eight letters of the alphabet!
Fluff Alphabet for Graves
A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?
If it was up to him, then he’d go grilling with you every day. Loves teaching you how to barbecue, telling you about how hot the grill should be, what its components are, how long the meat and sausages should be on the iron, that sort of stuff. Graves also loves inviting his Shadows to a barbecue as well. That way he gets to unwind with you and them and you get to know the people he works with. Those are the small celebrations he looks forward to the most.
B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?
On the one hand, he loves the fact that you’re independent and can go a long time without him. It’s necessary since he’s away a lot of the time. On the other hand, he does love how dependent you can be on him. Even just the small stuff gets to him, such as you having forgotten your wallet and wanting some ice cream, or you leaning into him for comfort when you’re watching a scary movie together. Yes, he loves you, but he also loves it when you need him. You’re his world, and he’s yours. He’s the big, strong man in your relationship and he’ll protect you from everything there may be.
C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?
I feel as though he’d try to give you some unsolicited advice. You’re more than welcome to tell him to shut up, though. But other than that, he’ll try to crack some jokes here and there to get you to smile again. Also not above cuddling you and holding you close to make you feel protected and loved. Your panic attack wouldn’t be the first one he’s experienced, in all honesty. Sometimes, he helps with calming down his Shadows. Will calmly talk to you, play some games to help you get your mind off things as well. Will breathe with you too, if you’re okay with that.
D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?
If it was up to him, then you’d be living on a ranch together. He grew up on one in Texas and sometimes wants to go back to that life. Just you being surrounded by cattle, sheep, horses and other kinds of animals. You’d have a nice German shepherd together and would tend to the animals together. Of course, he wouldn’t give up his PMC either, but he can dream about that sort of future. He doesn’t think it would ever become reality anyway. However, as long as he gets to spend his future with you, he’s happy.
E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?
He leans more towards being the dominant person in your relationship, but he can be passive at times as well. Usually has his hand on you somewhere as well as an act of dominance. Loves having you sit on his lap too, sometimes even in public when there are no chairs. People should know that you’re together and that he’s the one protecting you. He’s more than happy to consider your suggestions, but it’s usually him who decides where you end up going. Especially if you’re indecisive.
F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?
He’d be somewhat petty and resentful, but he wouldn’t let it out on you. He wouldn’t really let it out on anyone, he’s far too mature for that. However, you’d have to apologize to him for him to forgive you. As long as you’re being nice about it, he will. It’s rare for him to apologize unless he’s truly hurt you. When he was in the wrong about some fact he’ll usually ignore it. When he fights he gets a bit louder, his accent becomes a bit stronger, but that’s it. He won’t call you anything mean, but it will be known that he’s upset with you.
G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?
He’s pretty grateful. Not as much as other people, though. He doesn’t always consider everything you’re doing for him. Not that he takes it for granted either, far from it, but he just doesn’t always think when he doesn’t need to. However, generally speaking, he is grateful for what you do for him. Will show it by either taking you on a nice date to somewhere you’ve always wanted to go, or by taking care of your home in your stead for a while. You, too, deserve to have a day off from it all, after all.
H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?
There are plenty of things he doesn’t tell you. Sure, it may seem like he’s very open about his job, but you’ll always get the feeling he’s not being entirely honest with you. However, aside from job related things, he’s a very honest man. While he may sugarcoat some things for you sometimes, he will tell you pretty much everything. You can ask him about any personal detail and there’s a good chance he’ll tell you about it. In fact, I encourage you to do so, Graves enjoys talking about himself to you. Ask him about his plans for you and him and he’ll get quite sappy too and won’t stop talking for an hour.
#cod#cod x reader#phillip graves#phillip graves x reader#I want Graves to grill for me. he'd be really good at it as well and can make just about anything on the grill#I just know he makes the most delicious burgers and knows where to get the best burger sauce#he's a proud American therefore he loves his burgies and will indulge in them with you and his Shadows#you will also be fairly close to his Shadows because he loves you and he loves them#I once saw a post that said something along the lines of Shadow Company being one huge poly group#I love that HC so much. like hell yeah they all cuddle whenever they can and goof around with each other#and I do believe the Shadows would adopt reader as well#you'll be an honorary part of Shadow Company as soon as you're in a relationship with Graves#not even Graves has a say in the matter#another HC I have is that plenty of Shadows actually have a huge crush on him#and I am not projecting here (totally not)#but I don't think they'd be malicious towards you for being with him#as mentioned before: it's one huge poly group. a Shadow or two might hug you at some point too#they're all just very friendly with each other. I love Shadow Company being a bunch of rowdy goofs. I love them
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You just know she’s hanging their grad photos somewhere in the house
#watching him finally get the diploma he worked damn hard for#something clicked#and I bet mr pretentious thought her honorary degree was stupid#even though it was clear it meant the world to her#just because he had two degrees#well so do I bitch you ain’t special#but I love that for both Taylor and Travis their ceremonies clearly meant something to them#and I know Taylor is proud of Travis and happy for him he finally got his ceremony
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honestly your dpxdc clone au gives me life, its adorable as all hell and im a sucker for found family but with that being said, its so freaking hysterical to me that Danny is going full feral liminal menace at Wes any time hes near and Wes himself is still 100% into it the freak (affectionate) and thats not even pointing out the paralles it could possible create since danny and dames gives massive parallels to dick and damian and dick does have a thing for redheads.
yeesSSSSS! I was planning on hoarding this to myself but i can't not reply. and i'll be able to find this again with the clone^2 tag so win WIN. i'm so glad you are as delighted by this as me. It's so hilarious to me that Danny just becomes a complete freak whenever he spots Wes, and I'm the one who wrote it into existence. Like- like i don't know how to explain my vision in words but like, its like Danny sees Wes and immediately goes 'what can I do to make his day worse'. And then he goes and does it.
(honorary read more because i talk a lot)
He's relatively normal around his friends too, which makes him going full-fledged unhinged around Wes even funnier to me. Like, Danny will spout weird shit sometimes to Sam and Tucker, but usually its prefaced with him talking about patrol or there would be context before he said anything. With Wes? Though?? he will just. say anything, completely unprompted. Slings an arm around his shoulder like they've been buddies since primary school and then spits out a weird new fun fact he learned about the bodily anatomy while researching his latest cold case. All vaguely-threatening but utterly insane things to say as way to start a conversation.
And sometimes its not even that, he'll walk up to Wes and ask him if he saw the latest daytime fight between Phantom and Skulker. And then he'll say "yeah i missed it myself but I saw clips of it being posted online" and then watch Wes mentally explode him with his mind. or he'll disparage Phantom for having such a young partner with him, "Can you believe he'd let a kid fight ghosts with him? I'd never let my brother ghosthunt with me if I was Phantom."
All of this with such a deceptive look on his face but the most delighted, shit-eating gleam in his eyes. Wes is chewing glass and he wants to yell that he does let his brother fight ghosts with him. Also you told him yourself that nothing would've stopped your demonic (Wes' words) little brother from joining you.
Damian gets in on the fuckery occasionally, but since he's not around often with Wes about, it doesn't happen nearly as often as it does between Wes and Danny. Sam and Tucker know he's screwing with him too, and both of them are a little wary about him being careless with his secret id. But he's been doing this since he was 14-ish and it hasn't backfired yet. So. They're not actively stopping him.
Danny walks back to his lunch table after terrorizing Wes and Tucker just asks him what he said, because Wes was about as red as a tomato when he walked away. Danny offhandedly sighs and innocently says he tried to have a conversation about Phantom with him. Wes didn't seem to like it all that much. Weird.
And yes, yes. Wes is totally into it and is slightly enraged about this fact, because not even he knows why he's into it. The freak (affectionate). Danny gives him this troublemaker smirk, and i did say smirk, and Wes doesn't know whether or not if he wants to smack him or kiss him. Or both. Like, yeah, pine, white boy, pine.
(And this is a dramatized image but I'm also highly entertained by the idea that Wes keeps getting routine dirty looks from various peers because they, too, have a crush on Fenton. Except Fenton doesn't talk to anyone else unless its his friends and sometimes Valerie, and Weston, the guy who keeps accusing him of being the local vigilante, is somehow routinely having conversations with him?? And BLOWING IT?? Like everyone else thinks he's fumbling so bad, and yet fenton keeps tALKING to him.)
And yes!! i'm always so pleased whenever someone brings up the parallels D+D have to Dick and Damian, because that was lowkey my intention when I was making the solo clone damian au. Although it was supposed to be more implied since I don't really know much about Damian and Dick other than they're very close and Dick was Damian's Batman for a year. And then of course the very smaller parallel (??) 'what if' between Bruce and Damian and D+D in clone^2 considering who they are both clones of.
And man this just makes me want to talk about when batfam meet D+D because I just want them to see D+D be so brotherly towards each other. Like I want them to see Bby Dames wearing his goofy fun fact shirts and stealing Danny's hoodies/flannels/etc and blatantly lying about it when Danny asks. Only for Danny to then throw him over his shoulder like Tadashi from BH3 and jump around.
And also. I do not know what Damian Wayne's (DW as I'll call him) stance on being called "Dami" is - the general consensus I've seen is that its usually used as a playful nickname in order to get a rise out of him, and he doesn't really like it.
But baby Dames being called that freely, and often, and its sometimes used to get a rise out of him but thats typically what nicknames do. Its used as easily as his full name is with the same amount of affection. And its like his main go-to nickname. "Dami" and "Dames" with the occasional "Bud/Buddy", "Squirt", "Little man", etc. Not once is he ever called 'demon-spawn'
(which i know is a fanon nickname but its a relatively popular nickname)
but yeah, uhhh. i think thats all of my thoughts on the matter. for now lmAO
#danny fenton is not the ghost king#clone^2#i use 'like' so much its not even funny jhdf but it just puts an emphasis on the sentence#honorary read more tag bc damn i talk a lot#i should make a post about danny's relationship with red huntress in the clone^2 au because i like to imagine that's different too#anyways danny and wes' dynamic in clone^2 brings me a lot of joy. they get stuck in a room together and danny gets the biggest grin ever#and wes stares at him before going completely deadpan 'im in hell'. he's being dramatic and only slightly for real.#also im not sure WHAT damian does - honestly the most extreme thing i can think of is him breaking into wes' house and threatening him#but wes has called him danny's 'demonic little brother' ever since. sOMEbody has to give him his 'demon' nickname its just not gonna be#danny or jazz who do it. anyways damian fully supports messing with wes and anyone else who has a crush on danny
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My favourite part of every euromusical is where a guy is crawling on the floor and potentially weeping (3 Musketiere, Elisabeth, TdV, MLOR; in spirit also Rebecca and Mozart) and we need more woemn to do that (but!!!! NOT because a man was mean to them!! I want them to have soulshredding existential crises that I can go 'haha gay' about)
#inspired by:#alfred tdv#colloredo#richelieu#kronprinz rudolf#maxim#who else#wearing heels optional#musicals#theatre#honorary mention: nautilus#even tho vater is just daddy issues#and the character is probably not crawlign on the floor#i would stage it so he was though
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90s comics had me woefully complaining about all the egregious copaganda, with a large part of it consisting of just.... not acknowledging any rights of the accused. like yeah venom 100% did the crimes they were accused of but like, they still have basic human rights that need to be honored. to make exceptions with those rights and then to present those exceptions as a good thing is, well, worrying.........
but the few times ive encountered daredevil in these comics he's consistently so right about this. like, literally, yes venom is still entitled a fair trial in the court, you cant just fucking lock someone up indefinitely without trial. like peter's bias against venom is obvious but everybody else also agrees with him so daredevil is like the one sane voice pointing out everything wrong with all that
#wanna call him an honorary venom girlie but i cant bc he obv doesnt even like venom LMAOOO#hes just a decent person still and is willing to be a lawyer about it objectively#brot reads marvel comics#spiderman special edition (1992)#WAIT HE IS GOING ALLLLLL IN WITH THIS TRIAL LMAOO maybe he is an honorary venom girlie
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peter "sleeps like a damsel" cushing
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Kishiar causally cheers in the background for his arsonist husband before remembering that he is the boss and should be stopping the fire instead of simping for his husband
#Kiolle is here bcoz he is an honorary member of the cavalry as Yuder's punching bag (slave)#Katchian is just a lil bitch who would scream and cry even if he wasn't at the dorm#Yuder and Eldore twins are my fav troublemaker trio lmao#Turning#Turning memes
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richard is babygirl and also a dumb bitch and also he was right about everything
and henry fucking knew it, too
#hi ive just finished tsh#going insane over the whole poison thing. henry would it have KILLED YOU to listen to other ppl earlier. christ#listen ok they're all atrociously stupid but had richard been in charge it all would've been fine#cause he's the only one with a pragmatic bone in his body#ok that's unfair camilla and charles bone had some. until the end that is sdfjkls#but then again that couldn't have happened bc richard doesn't even know how right he is about things#cause all the knowledge comes to him at random through providence#i could go on about this but sth sth him and henry are foils sth sth#anyway#the secret history#the secret history shitposting#misc fandoms#richard papen#henry winter#camilla macaulay#charles macaulay#francis abernathy#gets an honorary tag bc he too could've fixed things if he wasn't a coward#if this sounds angry it's not i do love these characters. dunno what it says about me but i do#tw swearing#my posts
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Encularme de personajes con 0.2 segundos de screentime es mi pasión.
*falling in love with characters with 0.2 seconds of screen time is my pasion
No one paid attention to her death! Like, the fuck?! She was so cute to end up like that.
She was brave, fierce and interesting but noooo, they had to poof her out of existence ;-;
My beautiful wife! Honestly, she was more interesting for me than Miguel. Like, this woman was born, lived and died under the music ban, she died before her parents and was so done with everything. Queen.
This sweet woman, love of my life. She was there...she was just there. Sure, she had that kitchen scene but that was all. Like, give her some dept would you? Let her interact with her family- nvm, Imma do it myself.
Man got his ass beaten and then was transformed into a puppet. The fuck was that? Don't even know what his arc or utility for the plot was, but I still love him.
This motherfucker appeared for like two minutes in two episodes and then banished into the bottom of the sea.
EXCUSE ME?! Her death was literally what made the rest of eternals come back and the plot move and they just- forgot about her in the mid of the movie?! THE FUCK?!
My man was just used as an excuse to have a fancy whale as a base. Never heard of him again. Still miss him.
Honestly, this queen deserved better, she was far more interesting that Claire and Owen or the kids. Hell, she would have make a better protagonist, tbh.
I think we're all mature enough to adknowledge the fact that she was a good character, sweet, brave and deserved better.
#basically all of the guild tbh#zafiro talks#I live for my secondary characters ok?#some of them don't even count as secondary but shhh#honorary mention to Poe and Kunikida#they did have more screen time#but Poe is just used as a tool for Ranpo#he's not even his own character anymore#and Kunikida was forgotten because of skk
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my friend is not gonna hear the end of it tomorrow (we both have been anticipating this for like two weeks)
#Chonny Jash#she doesn’t even listen to him I just talk about him so much she counts as an honorary jasher#We’ve been theorizing about this shit for days 😭😭#(This is the same friend that really wants to know what he uses in his hair and just has an overall obsession with his hair)#(AS A BIT!!! I think—)#S.K thinks
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peter: okay, miles, so, now that you're spider-man, it's important for you to recognize that there are some lines that we as superheroes have no right to cross. yes, we take the law into our own hands by acting as vigilantes, but we should never place ourselves as the sole judge, jury, and execut--
miguel, behind him:
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#itsv#atsv#spider-man#spider-man 2099#peter parker#miguel o'hara#plus honorary miles who has absolutely tuned out the both of them trying to remember a song lyric he hasn't heard in a while#anyways this is one of my favorite soundclips in the whole world#peter can't even kill kraven without his whole life going to hell meanwhile migs dropped the vulture off a highway and sleeps like a baby#objectively this is one of the funniest things about him#like. . . ... he was more torn-up over THE SPECIALIST. which. honestly fair i guess because it was an accident#but still#still.#would love it if across the spider-verse casually references that he has blood on his hands and that's why they made the palms red or smthn#i Doubt that that specifically is why though. just from a visual design standpoint it helps to make his talons distinct from his hands#anyways im ramblin
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this clip of changbin feels me w such immense joy, specifically the pose. it is such a grand pose and it’s so masc, masc in the way that I and other lesbians express our pride as mascs or butches. it reminds me of readings where a butch is happy to pose for their femme. just that very over the top masculinity but it’s still playful, and that’s exactly what I aim for too. He’s so purely happy to be masculine and prideful of his body and it makes me so happy to recognize the same things within me that are in him
#me practically calling changbin a Butch here:.. FHSKDB he’s got honorary butch traits and I stand by that#he turns with such excitement#it’s charming in the same way that a Butch is charming#i don’t think I phrased any of this right if I’m honest.. I never really have the right words to describe femme and butch and masc things#that I’m passionate about (even if it’s just a concept or an idea I have)#it’s just like.. it’s like your friend coming up to you and telling you something that they’re excited and proud of with no other intentions#than just wanting to share that with you and your heart swells because you’re excited and proud for them too BUT you also have a complete#understanding of why they’re excited and proud and if it were you - you would be doing the exact same thing#it’s just such a butch/masc clip!!!!!! you’re kidding dude#i have no other words to explain why it makes me so happy#as they say. I am you I see me in you#changbin#m
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i hate being weird abt ppl and characters younger than me BC I LOVED EDWARD SO MUCH............ i stopped like actively self shipping for a while but i luved him so much 03 edward and brotherhood and WAAHHHHHH hes 18 in both finales but bbut..... hes only 16 for like half of both anime . and i would rather DIEEEEEE than let myself be attracted to someone who wouldnt even like. be in my year at school. this is why i hardly ever ship with charas my age because i fucking hate ppl younger than me
#txt#LOL hes an honorary f/o#im not even iunto him anymore i just miss how i used to feel sniffle#hes the goat#also he and alphonse are LIUTERALLLLYYYYY ME AND MY SISTER#BY THE FUCKING WAY#btw.
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#the one mass fanon I do NOT buy is how the malpractice dept is found family. #have you. SEEN this show?????
i have seen this show and i can say without a doubt that the malpractice department is definitely found family. because i know what their families are like.
#house: that.#foreman: self-disinherits because he loses religion and his mom gets dementia. takes medical power from his father to give it to a colleagu#he just stabbed and said isn't his friend.#chase: so mad at his dad for leaving his alcoholic mother that he moved from australia to the malpractice dept.#cameron: who knows what the family who raised her is like except that they did apparently think it was fine for her to marry a terminal can#...cancer dude she'd just met. and also chase. and then she apparently immediately remarried because she has a decently aged kid w/in 2 yrs#thirteen: oh baby. she's got a brother she killed; a sister she doesn't talk to; a dead mom; and a father who we literally cannot know abou#taub: lol#kutner: MY BABY DARLING GONE TOO SOON!!!!! i'm giving him a pass because i love him.#amber: honorary because she got so far in the competition and then dated wilson. who then inherited all her shit and apartment.#relatedly: wilson: honorary because he clocks in so many hours for them. anyway. lol.#park: a NEURO RESIDENT and LIVES WITH HER PARENTS. hashtag girl. hashtag did you even apply to any med schools not w/in driving distance.#whatshername: way too traumatized by growing up rich. like get over yourself.#and last but not least honorary: cuddy: THAT!!!!!!#everyone is ABSOLUTELY found family. not my fault you assumed found family is a good thing.#f: house#m: house
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lyrics that don’t make any sense being about who they’re purported to be about (an incomplete list):
“i get mystified by how this city screams your name”
“i don’t belong and my beloved, neither do you”
“i hate accidents except when we went from friends to this”
“you and me, we got big reputations”
“you’re the west village”
“if someone comes at us, this time i’m ready”
“leave with my head hung, you are the only one who seems to care”
“i want to transport you to somewhere the culture's clever, confess my truth in swooping, sloping cursive letters”
#gaylor swift#i think singing about secrecy/privacy is fair as a celeb much as people wanna argue that it's an inherently gay thing#but as much as she sings about it when her relationships are NOT secret like yeah there's something to be said about that#and for sure any fucking friends to lovers lyrics like COME ON that's not the narrative and yet people fall for it#honorary mention to gold rush bc that is clearly a song about a relationship that no longer is#and idk why they would want it to be about him lmao#but the point of the post is things that just do not fit the person or narrative#i could make a joke about 'karma is the guy on the screen' but i don't wanna sound mean#nothing wrong with not having some HUGE career obvs a major point of midnights is how much that's fucked her up#even if it's still very much what she wants to keep#but i feel like it shifts from 'he's just a normal everyday dude and that's so good for her to have'#to 'he's a star too and understands the pressures she experiences' like you can't have it both ways#anyway feel free to add yours!
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