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dirkjake au where hal is dirk's weird cat that won't let him have any alone time with his boyfriend
#dirkjake#dirk strider#jake english#lil hal#hal strider#homestuck#my art#is he a robot cat?#is he a real cat that's just weird?#is he something else entirely?#who knows!#he is an agent of chaos and that is what matters#lol
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people will be like “lol yeah eddie’s totally a freak” and then make him act completely normal and not at all freakish. hello? if you’re gonna call him a freak you’d better commit to it. make him do something odd and unsettling. give him a mannerism that is strange and perhaps even unpleasant to observe. do it you coward
#examples:#eddie bites people for no reason with no warning. just CHOMP. beware his teeth#eddie talks to himself in public. like just straight up conversations with himself. he is both sides of the conversation#eddie collects weird shit. like used cigarette butts he finds on the ground. idk just something kinda gross and fucked up#the stray cats of hawkins follow him around like the pied piper and no one knows why. not even him#either make him a real freak or stop calling him one. the choice is yours to make#he is so fun to make up freak things for#eddie#anya.txt
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his ass is NOT getting up for his 8am lecture
#skyward sword#loz#loz fanart#sksw link#sksw zelda#sksw fi#ill always come back to link ill never be free of him#i kinda wanted zelda to study history too because shes really into the history of skyloft/legends/etc in game#but maybe that can be a hobby maybe shes more into folktales and mythology than history#i also considered some type of math/stem for fi but idk history/linguistics fits her designed purpose of being a sortof messenger more#i think shes real good with numbers tho maybe she does math tutoring on the side#why are campus stairs always so fucking long theyre such a weird length you gotta fucking lunge every step#and doing that w a giant ass backpack and an artbag and a fucking can of gesso#in the summer. torture i think they were just trying to weed us out#you think art students have any core strength#thats why links so ripped he has to haul all that shit around all day#he definitely lives in a co ed dorm w zelda and they have the most fucked up evil (remlit) dorm cat#groose is there too i just dont have him pinned down sorry buddy#kiddokori
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Part 2 of my 2023 hourlies; Part 1 here!
---CW family death (not sad)---
#hourly comics day#cw family death#family death (not sad)#hourly comic day 2023#autobio comics#webcomics#between this and fingerquest it was an eventful day#i almost made comics about grandma flowers' particular brand of cruelty but they weren't conveying it just right#but as an example#she would adopt a cat/dog and feed it ice cream and whole chickens#then when it was too large to get up the stairs she would say "he's just not himself anymore U_U#and suddenly the animal would be gone (put to sleep)#she was skinny as a rail and had such weird ways of fatshaming every woman in my family#buying us clothes three sizes too big and saying i'm not sure it'll fit :/ it might be too small for you#and of course she was hideously racist#but had no real convictions beyond making everyone in the room with her uncomfortable#she was a very particular brand of evil southern woman that's a bit of a dying species#oh well#i will not miss her evil cackling while telling us stories of neighbors' cats she had shot
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[ID adapted from alt: Two panels (the first is on the left) from the Natsume's Book of Friends manga in which Natori uses the phrase "clowder of cats". The first is from chapter 101 and he's saying to Matoba, Natsume, and Nyanko-sensei, "So Ban is aware of the clowder of cats that Natsume saw." The second is from chapter 102 and he, Natsume, and sensei are looking at a dozen or so ceramic lucky cats surrounding a man passed out on the floor. Natori says, "Wow, this is a real 'clowder' of cats..." /end ID]
ugh gretchen stop trying to make clowder happen, it's not going to happen 🙄
#i had to look this up. i've been reading english for three decades and i s2g i never saw this word before#apparently it's a collective noun for a group of cats. like a pride of lions‚ a murder of crows‚ a clowder of cats#if you say so gretchen...#i love that he says it like a normal word the first time but he must have gotten some weird looks because he's quote unquoting it#the second time#wow this is a real [pause] CLOWDER of cats...#<-said no one ever you big weirdo#i have to wonder though if this is just a totally normal word in japanese and it's an artefact of translation#because we don't really have a collective noun for cats in wide use in english...#natsume's book of friends#natsume yuujinchou#kittehs#fun with words#my posts#natori shuuichi#homura cats arc
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i don't know if i like that i'm finding harry dresden relatable
#dresden files#harry dresden#but come ON he's so pathetic and so tired which is just so real#and HE HAS A CAT#love#also his iconic FITS????#his fuckin invest in america! buy a congressman shirt with weird purple sweatpants???#thats my monday morning fit going into tax class at 9am#replace the cowboy boots with docs and we are the same person#we're basically twins
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Hey sci what are you favorite musicals
to the surprise of no one my favourite musical is probably book of mormon,, i think i just love the genre of musicals that make you belly laugh
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recently i watched the spongebob musical and honestly... has no right to be as good as it is
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underrated genre that are my favourite: showtunes about living in blissful denial. that involve pink sequins.
#slaps!#i love musicals but they need showtunes. real showtunes. with sequins.#and it's gotta make me laugh.#sci speaks#i'm probably not the biggest musical nerd you'll ever meet... but i do really love musicals.#a lot of the time you guys are introducing me to ones i've never heard of because i guess they don't make their way over here to the uk#oh. oh. phantom of the opera?? the first one?? on the west end?? best show you will ever see in your life.#also i'd kill to see cats but it's NEVER AROUND WHEN YOU NEED IT...#i have a weird relationship with cats. i don't know whether my love for it is ironic or sincere and at this point i'm afraid to find out.#oh my god. oh my god. just remembering i promised that one halloween peter and wade would dress up as mr mistofelees and rum tum tugger.#yeah. that's gonna happen. peter's gonna fucking love it to the surprise of everyone and actually wade hates it.#because the suit is itchy.#and also he wanted to be GRIZABELLA.#i think deep down peter just wants to be a sexy cat in a skin tight suit and we as a society should let him.
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Honestly though I think it’s really a bad sign when I look at Shin Tsukimi and literally feel like he’s a self insert 😩
#the klock keeps ticking#yttd#i wanna replay yttd so bad but i also like Gotta play other stuff with the time i have akskks#but yeah the brainrot this specific character has given me idk if I ever really talked about it but it was BAD#i like obsessively played the game in like 3 days and it was not a good idea lol but just like shin#i had to take like a week to recover from this guy cuz i couldnt stop thinking about him and how hes just like me fr#first off just the very inconsistent personality hes got going on that is very me he has these different personalities he wears to cope with#all the traumatic shit happening hes both so helpless its comical and so manipulative its terrifying#and idk its really interesting how like good and bad he is at being manipulative like hes very smart and can analyze weaknesses and lie so#good not even he knows the truth but hes also grasping at straws he doesnt think things through at all#like the second main game he just didnt prepare at all hes fumbling his way through everything its going so bad#he just wants to go home he wants to outdo the game makers but hes being used by them so bad he wants it to STOP#and its just the way that like. it hits so hard cuz you know hes really not a bad person not at all he doesnt want any of this hes just#being horribly manipulated and doing whatever he can to survive but its also really scary how#well hes able to lie and manipulate and claw his way through but hes also weaker than a grade schooler#and you never forget that either and as much as he cheated his way through he still failed it was all just a cheap trick in the end#and all of this hits very hard like his personality is eerily similar to mine and just the way he thinks and acts#cuz im the same like im weak and a dweeb who likes funny cats but im also emotionally detached and observant and selfish#but where it hits the hardest is his relationship with midori like oooof that one was too real just like#the first person who was ever his friend was horribly abusive and treated him like a child and didnt respect any boundaries#and he just got sick pleasure out of seeing shin be upset and he was like. a groomer#and shin was fucking relieved when he died but also kept his scarf and adopted his personality to survive#and still goes by sou after ch2 and the scene that gets me the most is when shin ai is asked about his relationship with midori#and you can just SEE how horrified shin is because his deepest shame his abuse is being shared to everyone without his consent#and hes reliving it all in that moment and literally seeing who he used to be experiencing the abuse#he just curls into himself and like covers his ears and pulls his hair thats literally what i do AAAAAA#im just so grateful for the direction they took this character kokichi ouma wishes he was shin tsukimi so bad#and yeah just like damn. its scary how similar i am to shin like damn i really am going through it huh oof#I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I WILL DEFEND HIM WITH MY LIFE HE DID ALL OF THAT STUFF YOUR HONOR BUT LISTENNNN#have you considered that hes cute and smart and weird and maybe just needs friends who arent assholes
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ugh had a conversation w someone and i thuink i upset them but also i was in the right
#me: ur neglecting ur pet snake and i think u should find a new home for him bc this is not good for him#them: i am so offended and i can’t do that bc i love him#me: if u loved him u would not neglect him tho#them: so if i take better care of him u will believe that i love him and leave me alone#me: if u need me to tell u to take care if ur pet’s basic needs to do it then i don’t think u really love them#them: i am so fucking offended and i am upset u can’t tell me how i feel#but also like this person was getting pissed bc another person we know takes care of their dogs like the bare minimum and we both were#upset by that but then?? they also don’t take care of their snake and now they’re upset bc i called them out on it?#they’re also upset bc of the “u don’t love ur pet” thing bc like. i can admit that i don’t like. feel love. a lot. like i like the cats#and i would be sad if i could never see them again but if i knew i could not take good care of them i would absolutely find them a new#home. like. idk if i can really feel love a lot? like i don’t love my family and i don’t know if i’ve ever loved my family and i don’t even#know if i’ve ever loved anyone. maybe except for goose i think i would die inside if something bad happened to him. but for the most part#i’ve only ever liked animals not loved them but i would still take care of them bc it’s my responsibility like they deserve care and even#if i’m bad at loving i would never want them to feel unloved and i just find it annoying that this person can claim to love but be content#with this kind of neglect. like i don’t need love to still be nice and take care of pets bc it makes me happy for them to be happy and#healthy so it’s weird to me that someone who claims they love so much (and they do this a lot) to not be bothered. like what is your#love doing for you? like i care but i don’t really love but they love and don’t really care and idk i think they should still care#i wonder if they’d let me take the snake. originally he actually was mine but we got him literally a week before smth happened that made#me fucked in the head so i gave him up because i knew i wasn’t fit to take care of him but i’ve been getting a lot better recently so#i think i’d be able to step back in atp#the real question is if they’d let me
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OH MY GOD SHUT UP U GUYS I AM THINKING ABOUT DVDS!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. I LOVE DVDS. DISCS. HOLY SHIT U GUYS. HHHHHHHHHH.
GONNA BUY A PORTABLE DVD PLAYER AND THEN I’M GONNA WATCH BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!! I ALREADY HAVE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN ON DVD BUT I HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET DUE TO NO DVD PLAYER.
AND THEN I’M GONNA FIND MY ROBOTS DVD AND I!!!! AM GOING!!!!!! TO WATCH!!!! ROBOTS!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S THE BEST MOVIE POSSIBLY EVER AND I REFUSE TO WATCH IT ONLINE. IT LIVES ON A DVD!!!
I CAN’T FIND MY ROBOTS DVD RN BUT OH BOY WHEN I DO!!!!! I WON’T BE ABLE TO WATCH IT BC I DON’T HAVE A DVD PLAYER YET. BUT ROBOTS!!!!! EXCITED FOR ROBOTS.
#and then i’m gonna watch my Addams Family dvd from my mum#and iRobot#and Chappie#and i’ll go on a hunt to find The Matrix so i can watch it all the time on my PORTABLE DVD PLAYER#“but u can just watch it on the internet”#okay???????????#where’s the fucking joy in that?????????????????#no whimsy?? no nostalgia??#no obsession with the technology of ur childhood that u never got to fully understand before it fell out of use??#that lived such a short life in the grand scheme of the endless development of technology????#this beautiful little blip in the history of technology and i get to use it to watch the best movie of all time. Robots (2002).#had to put this on pause for a sec to document my cat stepson giving me the most zooted look#mouth hangin open and everything#he’s a fucking weird cat#orange obviously#incredibly unhinged at all times#very very cute and sweet just the most good tempered cat you’ll ever meet#so so so fucking stupid#SO stupid#afraid of when u adjust ur legs when sitting on the couch to get more comfy#but not afraid of running into literally any and every solid surface he can#he once ran full tilt at my feet seemingly intending to phase right through them#no brace for impact no attack posture no hesitation at all it was like i wasn’t even there#and he was utterly shocked when i#a big lumbering giant#whacked him with my shin right in his skull so hard. like a soccer ball. just THUNK.#that’s a lie he was actually almost entirely unphased aside from looking at me like it was my fault#jesus christ#i’m gonna be so real with u man i forgot what i was doing#fuck me. no more yapping for tonight.
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I think the ants have genuinely cursed me bc every time I see a cat video my brain automatically categorizes it as either Pitou or Meruem ksjdj
#the difference is that Pitou is an actual cat#albeit a scrunkly one#and Meruem is this weird cat-reminiscent creature I found in a dumpster#the real reason Meruem doesn’t wear clothes is bc#he’s just like a cat and if u put him in a sweater he’ll fall over#ravpawsrambles
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maybe its because ive been sick and have had fever scambled egg brains for the past 3 days but the fact that im gonna turn 24 this year is fucking CRAAAAAZY LIKE HUH??? WHAT???? WHAT HAPPENED TO BEING 19??? STOP THE FUCKING BUS
#jk dont stop the bus i like being able to buy my gummies and alcohol LOL#i see the hoops my friends at work who arent 21 yet have to jump thru for their vapes and im like im so sorry bros :pensive:#also just realized the age difference between me and my cat is LESS than the age gap between me and my own SISTER#i am 10 years older than Kody. he turns 14 this year. my sister is 15 years older than me#time is weird and fake but also so jarringly real
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Considering their IRL counterparts, we think there's a very good chance that since Heart was Rad God's previous host, while she got transmitted to Mad Rat via bits of her in the heart tissue. There's not a whole lot else going on in that operation besides the heart transplant, after all, and we doubt that the doctor had any extra contamination around to potentially transmit her. We know that she says she lives in rats, specifically, but there's One Specific Protozoan she's based off of, and cats are the definitive host o f Toxoplasmosis Gondii.
Given the givens, it's entirely possible she simply doesn't present the same symptoms cross-species, and a symbiotic host that offers more benefits to her just... won't experience the same trip, especially since trying to feed your cat host to a cat doesn't really offer any benefit to either of you. With Heart, he's probably either asymptomatic or just only experiencing symptoms that don't particularly affect his day-to-day life, possibly in a way where he wouldn't have even known he was playing host to a parasite if it wasn't for the situation with Mad Rat.
Would it be weird for him to be... aware of that, postgame? To know that he's carrying a parasite with the potential to majorly fuck up any rats that might contract it? Is there a proper way to react to the knowledge that you're carrying a hallucinogenic parasite in you that'll cause major issues for any rat you might infect? Would he even, like... figure out the whole "asymptomic/mostly asymptomic carrier" thing before later? These are the questions we really need to ask.
#mad rat dead spoilers#mad rat dead#we speak#MRD is a beautifully crafted game with an incredibly compelling narrative about death and life and making something of it all#and also we are going to talk about it like “hey yknow how rat god might live in heart's guts before being evicted via heart surgery”#we are certain someone else has said this considering we're just restating canon facts but we haven't seen it so we're making it again#please do imagine discovering you have a parasite because you died#and came back in a state where you could see the very strongly presenting symptoms in an intermediate host#this is also our theory as to why final cutscene heart uses rat god's voice btw#she's in there hanging out somewhere in his digestive tract and possibly offering mild rat-related perks#depending on how Weird mechanics are might be part of the reason he can talk to rat when the black cat doesn't share a language#gondii is a beneficial symbiote for cats after all#just not for rats#mad rat dead's plot from rat god's pov is just “you get evicted from your old apartment because someone ripped it asunder”#“and then stuck one chair from your living room into this guy's van with you still in it”#“and now you're trying to backseat driver your way into finding a new apartment. the guy will die if you do this but this is fine you think#and then she gets beaten up by the guy whose car she's using#and then from heart's pov it's just discovering you have some guy living in you like five years after she takes up residence#when she starts trying to kill the guy you were an organ donor for who you are currently haunting#and then mad rat is here with “god is real and she wants me dead”#maybe if we get the motivation we will make joke aus based on these at some point#maybe.#we rarely return to MRD so#maybe itll just float#this is one a them “once every three years” fandoms we might be back later but we don't guarantee it.#we'll see how it goes
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finding some cool new fanart in the N tags and also some cool new bad takes.
#salty jungle cat noises#tag dumpster diving#(please skip the tags below if you do not want to see the bad takes i'mma complain about them)#sigh#'n was just a rich kid who grew up in a bubble of luxury'#weird way to talk about not being allowed to go outside or interact with humans for ~15 years but go off i guess#'he probably never saw humans and pokemon who had a real bond before the game' YES THAT'S THE POINT THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT#like. tell me you only have a surface-level understanding of the lore without telling me you--
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was at a friendsgiving tonight and one of my Guy Friends whose foremost personality traits include listening to the killers and making mixology tiktoks immediately sat down across from me and went “so. joan of arc huh.” its too MUCH its simply too much
#i love him he has dangly earrings and a cat named Arugula#its just weird to have to face the horrors in my Every Day Normal Real Life#he told me he found out bc some girl at our school is very loudly excited about mcr on her main instagram which power to you but…. why there#he then went ‘do you have your finger on the pulse of goncharov’ boy my finger has been forcibly removed from the pulse i blacklisted it
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Hi
#don’t worryhe likes it when I pet his head really hard he’s enhjoying this#it always sounds like a joke when I say he likes it abt me bothering my cat but he does truly#he’s like onsessed w having his head smushed (not in a head pressing way dw he’s just weird) so h gets into it#the last pic is just me bothering him I’ll be real. I call it bagging him cause he looks like a bag#cat pics
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