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qadzikin · 1 year
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Kidnapper: We have your child Vanitas: I don’t have a child? Kidnapper: Then who just asked for warm milk and made us cut the crusts off their sandwich? Vanitas: Oh god, you have Noé
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Noè: Truth or Dare?
Vanitas: Truth.
Noè: How many times have you slept this week?
Vanitas: Dare.
Noè: Go to sleep.
Vanitas: I don't like this game.
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qadzikin · 1 year
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(at count orlok’s)
*camera pans to Noe*
Noé: I love hearing Vanitas shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change
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qadzikin · 1 year
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Vanitas: You don't know anything about me! Noé: I know EVERYTHING about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children!
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Vanitas, annoyed: Everything is pissing me off.
Vanitas: Noè, can you do the thing?
Noè: What thing?
Vanitas: You know, "the thing" that you always do.
Noè:
Noè: OH
Noè: * Smiles*
Vanitas, calming down: Thanks.
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Vanitas: There's a huge difference between "boy friend" and "boyfriend".
Vanitas: It's the space.
Noè: *hugs Vanitas tightly*
Vanitas: Oi what the f-
Noè: There's no more space between us, are you my boyfriend now?
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Noè: I hate you!
Vanitas: I hate me more!
Noè:
Noè: Vanitas we already talked about this
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Vanitas: God give me patience
Noè: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Vanitas: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
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Vanitas: Noè and I are dating.
Riche: *gasps*
Johann: *gasps*
Noè: *gasps*
Vanitas: Noè, why are you surprised?!
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Vanitas: Noè and I slept together.
Dante: And?
Vanitas: ... I thought you'd be a little more shocked.
Dante: Oh, sorry.
Dante, in a shocked voice: AND?!
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Vanitas: For the 100th time, Noè and I are just bestfriends!
Dante: [sneezes]
Dante: Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
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Noè: Hugging plushies makes me feel better.
Vanitas: I wish hugging could make me feel better. But I'm inconsolable.
Noè: Aw. I'll hug you until you feel worse.
Vanitas: I'll hug you back, real tight, until it breaks your spine.
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Noè: Name more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Vanitas: You and me!
Noè, tearing up: You're right.
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Vanitas: Describe yourself in one word.
Noè: Yours.
Vanitas, voice cracking: Disgusting.
Vanitas: Say it again.
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Noè: Vanitas, what are you writing?
Vanitas: A to-do list.
Noè: That's goo- but that just says "Noè"
Vanitas: *already taking off his clothes* yeah
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