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Incorrect 4*Town Quotes
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Y/N: *singing* Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Throw your parents over board and listen to them scream
Jesse, who is very concerned and disturbed: Who hurt you??
Y/N: My parents, you idiot. Weren't you listening to the song
Y/N: How do I ask a boy out?
Robaire: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Guess what my bed has room for two
Jesse: My God no
Aaron T: Twinkle twinkle little star we can do it in a car
Jesse: OH MY GOD NO!!
Aaron Z: Row row your boat gently down the stream, merely merely merely I can make you scream
Jesse: I give up
Jesse: I pull women
Taeyoung: I pull men
Y/N: I pull myself out of bed every god damn day to be disrespected... I think the fuck not
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Floyd: *wearing a fully thought out outfit, with accessories. Looks like he’s going to a fashion show*
Branch: where you heading?
Floyd: *pushing his shades down slightly to look at him* The store
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Aaron T be like:
Aaron T: A Pepsi bottle
Aaron T: A coca-cola glass…
Aaron T: I don’t give a damn.
#lol#4*town#jesse 4town#4town taeyoung#aaron z 4town#aaron t 4town#help#incorrect quotes#4town aaron t#aaron t turning red
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robaire: I actually have a black belt.
aaron z: In what, karate?
robaire: No, from Gucci.
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robaire: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
aaron t: You would eat yourself?
robaire: I wouldn’t even question it.
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aaron t: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
jesse: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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aaron t: I can explain.
aaron z: Can you?
aaron t: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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aaron t: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
jesse: Go the fuck to sleep
aaron t: What gif I don't want to?
jesse: Fuck you
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aaron z, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
aaron t, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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aaron t: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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jesse: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
jesse: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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tae young: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
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robaire: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
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aaron z: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
aaron z: *punches wall*
aaron z:
aaron z: Take me to the hospital.
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robaire: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
jesse: I wake up at 4:30 AM
robaire:
robaire: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Aaron T: I’ll speak French between your legs~
Y/n: The weirdest thing i’ve heard-
Tae: now i’m jus picturing someone screaming “Bonjour” at a penis!
Robaire: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HOÑ HOÑ TITTY CROISSANT
Aaron T: TITTY CROISSANT 😭✋
Aaron Z: BAIFJEKODHSVDHIEJ
Jesse: bitch wtf is wrong w y’all …
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Gen. ;; Incorrect quotes - Fluff + Crack
Warnings ;; Swearing + mention of weapons
Proofread + Edited ;; Yessir
Auth. Note ;; I've been saving this for a rainy day :)) Everything has been so busy in my personal life so take this while you wait for my wonderful hcs !! :DD
Enjoy !! <3
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Aaron Z: Don't even try it, I've already sent good vibes your way. They're coming. And there's nothing you can do to stop them.
Aaron T: Well if that isn't the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up-
Aaron Z: Be prepared.
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Jesse: Just be yourself.
Aaron Z: "Be myself" ?? Jesse, I have one day to win the new manager over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me ??
Aaron T: Couple weeks.
Tae Young: Six months.
Robaire: Jury’s still out.
Aaron Z: See, Jesse ??
Aaron Z: "Be myself'". What kind of garbage advice is that ??
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Robaire: I CAN'T DO IT !!
Tae Young, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER !!
Robaire: I CAN'T FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Aaron T: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Robaire: ...
Robaire: I appreciate it
Robaire: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Jesse: Robaire-
Robaire: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Jesse: Robaire we gotta-
Robaire: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Robaire: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today ??'
Robaire, motioning to Aaron Z: NOT FUCKING THIS
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Tae Young: What time is it ??
Aaron T: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Aaron T: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Robaire: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING !?!?
Aaron T: It’s 2 am
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Aaron Z: We need more help...maybe I should call my friends
Jesse: ...Your what ??
Aaron Z: My friends
Tae Young: Is he saying “friends” ??
Robaire: I think he's being sarcastic
Aaron T: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Z! All of your friends are in this room.
Aaron Z: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Robaire: What’s something you guys are better than Jesse at ??
Aaron Z: Mario Kart
Aaron T: Yeah, video games
Tae Young: Emotional vulnerability
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Aaron T: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff
Aaron Z: I witnessed the dumb stuff
Robaire: I recorded the dumb stuff
Tae Young: I joined in on the dumb stuff
Jesse: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF !!
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Tae Young: Bye Jesse !! Bye Robaire !! Bye T !! Bye Z !! Bye Jesse !!
Robaire: You said "bye Jesse" twice
Tae Young, smiling innocently: I like Jesse !!
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Tae Young: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Aaron T: This knife is actually a magic wand
Tae Young: Meet me in the car park for a wizard duel
Aaron Z: *cocks gun* Magic missile
Jesse: What the fuck is wrong with you people !?
Robaire: How did we get to this ??
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Jesse: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works
Aaron T, drinking toast: Why do you say that ??
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Hope you enjoyed these silly little incorrect quotes, kudos to the incorrect quote generator for generating a fair few of these and also to me for changing and/or making up my own <3
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4 town x reader incorrect quotes >:D
Jesse taking care of everyone
Their manager: Every member can’t be your child.
Jesse: …
Their manager: … I-
Jesse: *holds hand in front of their face* How could you say that to the most handsome boy ever?
Their manager: Jesse I-
Jesse: don’t. C’mon kids let’s go. *walks away literally with Y/N on his back, tae and t holding his hands and robaire and z walking in front of him*
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Tae: So Y/N?
Y/N: Hm?
Tae: Remember that kid you kicked in the face last week?
Y/N: Which one? I kicked like… 3.
Tae: The one who-... I’m sorry what?
Y/N: *aggressive coughing* nothing-
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Y/N: My own mom… called me a monster…
Them: aww.. Y/N…
Y/N: She was right of course but it still hurt-
Jesse: …. I keep growing grey hair because of you…
Tae: pfft-... *whispers to T* What a grandpa…
T: pfft-..
Jesse: HEY! I HEARD THAT.
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Z: I-
Y/N: don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur momdon't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom
Z: … tf did I do to you!?
T: … did you really have to say all of that AND plus?
Y/N: … Shu-
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mhm
robaire: HELP! I TOLD T I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!
z, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
#4 town#4town#4town headcanons#4town aaron t#4town Aaron z#4town robaire#4 town robaire#incorrect quotes#its a problem of mine
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Aaron T: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Jesse: What?
Aaron T: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Jesse: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
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4Town but on twitter
I made these instead of sleeping :)
#turning red#4town#4town robaire#4town taeyoung#4town aaron t#4town aaron z#4town jesse#4townie#incorrect quotes#technically
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4*Town in a haunted house
Aaron T: *SCREAMS*
Robaire: that's Jesse.
Aaron T: I know but he's so OLD and SCARY
Jesse: I will not hesitate to hurt you here.
Aaron T: *gasps* the skeleton just talked—
#4town#turning red#4town robaire#4town aaron t#4town jesse#pixar turning red#turning red 4town#4townie#incorrect quotes
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Incorrect 4*Town quotes
Part????? Idk anymore
Tae Young: H-how do you ask someone out?
Aaron T: Well, first-
Y/N: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonald's parkinglot
Tae Young: And you said yes??
Robaire: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Aaron Z: We're chopsticks
Robaire: Well that's cute... Does that mean two snuggle together perfectly?
Y/N: No. It means if you take one away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing
Jesse: We have a problem
Y/N: No, YOU have a problem, I have an idiot who keeps making them
*Aaron T and Y/N looking at a locked gate into a park*
Y/N: Aw :(
Aaron T: You know what they say
Y/N: Please don't-
Aaron T: BE GAY, DO CRIME!! *hops the gate*
Y/N: Frick-
Tae Young: I'm here for the cult stuff
Y/N: H-how did you find me?
Tae Young: I saw your ad on Craigslist
#incorrect quotes#incorrect 4town quotes#4town jesse#4town aaron t#4town taeyoung#4town robaire#4town aaron z#4town x reader
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Aaron T: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Aaron Z: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Tae Young: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Jesse: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Robaire: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
#4town#4town jesse#4town robaire#4town aaron z#4town aaron t#4town taeyoung#4*town#incorrect quotes#turning red
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Aaron T x Insecure! Reader
Aaron T: Y/N?
Y/N, turning their head towards him: Yeah?
Aaron T: I noticed you posted something about that thing we talked about... Are you okay?
Y/N: T... You're being awfully serious, do you have a water balloon on you?
T, tearing up: No, listen, I'm not trying to prank you! I just don't want you doing something bad to yourself over that. It... Scares me.
Y/N: ...
*Y/N pulls T into a hug, to which he returns*
T: Promise you'll come to me first?
Y/N: Yeah...
T: ... That's what she said-
Y/N: AARON T!
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Jesse: You’re smiling, did something good happen?
Aaron Z: Can’t i just smile because i feel like it?
Taeyoung: Robaire tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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my robaire simp friend just added me to a 4town incorrect quotes doc he made
theres so many
these 3 are my personal favorites
@aarontofficial @aaronzofficial
#im so sorry for this#i didnt make these my friend did i can orove it#i dont have editing access to this doc
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