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My school it so fucking stupid, i started at 8, went through the layers upon layers of snow just to find out that my teachers are not there and there are no substitutes....
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Annoying when your @amazon order shows up like this and the whole package a filled with chocolate powder, up the whole staircase was a fine trail of chocolate powder . #fail #amazon #amazonvendor #impissed #ahousewifecom https://www.instagram.com/p/CgPFMkSt5GC/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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make it through one dan and phil video without a piss mention
challenge level: impossible
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are you happy now
i lost a bet and now im here.
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My news deprived brain getting the largest dopamine hit possible from seeing some more news did an ep on the forward party that’s OVER AN HOUR omg i love hating on moderates
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Empanada lost a life yesterday.
It really has been a while since an egg lost a life. Did i miss this feeling? Not really. For the newer people: no it does not get easier seeing them lose a life. But it is part of the story. An important part in my opinion.
I also dont think it was impossible to prevent this death. Yes, they cant kill the eye workers. But Fit managed to save Ramon. The biggest reason why this happened is because the eye workers learned from the islanders strategies and the islanders were not prepared for them to use their own tricks against them. The islanders used lassos to keep them from leaving so now the eye workers did the same with the eggs.
And it feels impossible to fight them cause it is! Because the solution to this problem is not fighting. Its running! Dont only get the eggs to safty but follow them closely, make sure to get off the lasso and stay! Wait them out and dont let your kid out of your sight. Dont fight an impissible fight.
And if the argument is that its bad content to just stay in a room the whole stream it doesnt have to be (looking at Bad losing his mind in prison for 5 hours). Also just imagine angsty rp they can pull off. But if thats not your style of content thats fine as well! But some fight are not meant to be won so the solution is to not fight the fight.
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THE FUCKING FULL BODY EUPHORIA TO SEE EMILY FUCKING RODDA TRENDING AND THEN THE RUSH OF IMPISSIBLY MORE SHEER JOY TO SEE DELTORA QUEST TRENDING BESIDES IT OH GOD OH FUCK WELCOME MY FRIENDS WELCOME PLEASE SIT DOWN AT THE TABLE LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE BEST BOOK TO EVER EXIST AND ALSO MY CHILDHOOD AS A TINY 3RD GRADER BEING ALLOWED TO READ THE BIG BOY 5TH GRADE VOOKS AND IMMEDIATLEY DISCOVERING THE BOOK THAT WOULD CHANGE MY LIFE FOREVER
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Genuine question do games get more money if they put popup video ads every 2 seconds rsther than banner ads at the bottom is there a reason why they all fucking do this impissed
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impissible not to watch rottmnt and NOT kin one of the guys. sincerely a leo kinnie
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LITERALLY
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Harry said : I've never listed what I was looking in a woman but now you have the list . Meghan has everything I was looking in a woman .... What about FD ?
Not true. He had a list, a lengthy one and megsy fulfills it to a T. It is statistically impissible..
H needs to learn that the answer is not in the checklist but in the heart. Love doesn't have to make sense to others. Just to you.
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Candle light ep3
The phone buzzed.
Klara reached her arm out from under the covers. The sight of a wrist like that, corpse-like, pale as snow and covered in various cuts and scars in different stages of healing, would be enough to shock anyone.
But that was the way Klara's whole body looked.
Pale. Malnourished. Mutilated.
She took a glance at the notification on the screen, an unknown number had sent a message.
-Hey-
She decided to answer, until she realized who the anonymous texter was.
Her heart sunk into what was left of her stomach.
Out of a dozen random boys attending St. Michael's High School, only one decided to actually text her.
Weird guy.
Klara stayed still for a couple of seconds, rubbed her eyes, put the phone down and picked it back up, just to make sure her brain wasn't making her see things.
No, it was him. He actually decided to text her.
-Hey. You got this number from Michelle, didn't you?-
She decided to keep it short and sweet, she wasn't going to take a chance she knew she didn't have. She was going to be honest and tell him that Michelle had done that to mess with both of them.
-Yes, I did. Is that a problem?-
She had never heard him speak before, his voice was one of the few things she didn't know about him. The way he answered were "out of character" for the way Klara had made him to up to be in her head.
He seemed more confident than she could ever think him to be. She wondered where all that cofidence went the moment he stepped inside the school premises.
-No, but she gave my number to multiple guys at school and I want you to know, this was supposed to be a prank on both of us-
Klara honestly replied, expecting tha conversation to come to an halt at that point, but it didn't, and he texted her back.
-What a fucking bitch-
The way Klara reacted to it was almost comparable to the reaction to a jump-scare.
She was so surprised she slightly jolted back from the screen, completely unaware her weird guy would have such a strong personality.
Although, she couldn't help but agree with him.
He texted again.
-So, they're all calling you and texting you, right?-
Klara laughed a bit to herself before answering
-No, no, nobody is. I don't even know why they would, to be honest-
-Because they…Like you?-
The question seemed surreal to Klara.
-That would be impissible. I know nobody likes me. She was just trying to mess with me.-
-How do you know for certain?- He quickly texted back.
-How do I know?- Klara answered -I sit in the bathroom at lunch, people avoid me at school, that's how I know lol. She's just trying to get back at me for canceling some plans last minute-
-That seems like a…Mildly drastic reaction to some plans being cancelled.-
-Well, what can I say, she's always been like that-
-Have you told her to…idk..fucking stop?-
Klara chuckled again.
-I'm sure you know Michelle-
-Ah, yes. Of course. Lady "I don't give half a fuck about anybody but myself". Miss "I dread seeing anybody happy". I met her a few times. Rich, spoiled, the type that has everything and still behaves like everyone else's problems are nothing compared to her own-
-That's…Exactly her. Also idk what she told you when she gave you the number but it's probably not true, sorry-
-Well, she made an offer, a "tempting offer" as she phrased it. Basically alluded to me and her hooking up or something-
-Bro this is insane.-
-I know right? What the fuck.-
A few moments passed before Klara had the courage to ask what had been on her mind.
-If you don't mind me asking, did you hope that would happen? Like… Were you going to take her offer?-
-Well…Technically, yeah I guess. But That's not why I took your number I mean…idk it sounds stupid probably but I wanted to get to know you, not her-
-Well I get it…She's like one of the hottest girls in school I mean, who wouldn't want to fuck Michelle. But I have to let you know that she spreads some pretty nasty rumours about you, cause it wouldn't be fair-
-What did she say about me?-
Klara hesitated, she didn't want to hurt the pale boy's feelings, so she tried to omit the exact phrasing and generalize the statements
-She's one of those people who ostracize people with mental illnesses, so when it came out that you had some things going on, you can just imagine the shit that came out of her mouth-
-She's…kinda fucking ableist.-
-That's right, so just a heads up if you're thinking of hooking up or something, she doesn't deserve a second of your time-
-She doesn't deserve anybody's time wtf.-
-I guess the only good thing that came of this is I got to talk to you huh-
…
The pause after Klara sent her message felt like an eternity, until he answered.
-Same. I just wish people treated you better-
Klara's heart felt like it had stopped for a second.
-I'm sorry for believing the things people say about you. You're a great guy-
-I appreciate that…I … needed to hear that. I'm starting to thing a lot of people hate me at school. Like am I really that bad?-
-Admittedly I've heard rumors about you that would make a homicidal maniac blush-
-lmao-
-Like…you being pretty aggressive, violent…but I never really thought you were evil…you know?-
-Yeah. I understand. I'm not gonna lie, most of them are true. Probably all of them. But I'm not a psycho or anyth- well…-
Klara laughed and smiled at the screen
-I don't care if you killed anyone before, maybe you should start doing it again, probably with a school shooting. Possibly our school-
-Lol fuck you're the funniest most likeable person I've ever met in that shit hole. And I really appreciate that you're being so nice to me. I mean it. Staying in there makes me wanna slit my wrists sometimes-
-bro TELL ME ABOUT IT LOL-
-LMAO NO BUT- It's- I mean I noticed you have some gnarly scars on you-
Klara's heart sunk as she read the text, and began panicking as she wondered what he could be thinking about her in that moment, before he texted again
-I mean, they look like mine, so you know you've done them yourself. I have an eye for self-harm scars.-
Klara paused. He texted again
-I wish we met each other sooner.-
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You outlived the queen, yet your goals still seem impissible?
#fuckin loser#fucked up motivational quotes#motivating quotes#queen lizzy#shitpost#memes#q#LESSSGOOOO BABEYY
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I hate to do the identity politics shit but, I'm Native American and I can honestly say I never see my own heritage anywhere in stores, except for this, Now the PC children have vilified celebration or representation of other cultures.
#conservative#americans#americafirst#republican#maga#wethepeople#republicans#conservatism#landolakes#native american#native#american indians#indian#pcworld#political#toopc#disgusting#impissed#biggovsucks
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A genuine representation of me with my hopes and dreams :
#icantfuckingshift#impissed#ihavefinalsthisweek#finals#testing#ahhhhhhhhhhhhh#someonehelp#ireallywannagoshift
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