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thewitchqueen281 · 1 year
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I just don't understand why he doesn't consult his legal or pr team on literally anything.
if I had the money to afford those I'd have them shoring up literally every single thing i said ever
(also for the sake of others I do understand its actually massively inflated ego)
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hauntedorpheum · 8 days
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you know i have no stakes on this. i'm a casual viewer at best. if i don't like this i just don't pay. but learning that patreon is still up, that they didn't get any notice in advance of any these changes, and they don't even get free access to the "normal" content, but only 40% off (with normal viewers getting 30% off, so basically just 10% discount), like if someone has the right to complain right now is the patreons who have actually been paying for their content this entire time
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moregraceful · 2 months
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I am once again job searching.... I am beginning to think capitalism is simply not for me. also do you know much easier my life in the bay area would be if I had any kind of skills that would transfer to a corporate or tech setting
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recklessmoss · 8 months
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i'm so unironically baffled at the amount of downgrades this site pushes out on a nearly weekly basis at this point. Near half if not all of them are almost completely useless and give absolutely zero benefit to user experience, if anything @staff is quite literally distancing their userbase.... do you think i want another twitter? Like what purpose or benefit does taking away dash avatars has... what's the benefit of taking away basic accessibility features.. fucking genuinely. I hate it here. I don't know how many more feedback letters I have to send in order for all this shit to stop... i'm so tired.
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aoxizu · 2 months
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ok if you think about it zhongli is single-handedly responsible for the flow of currency from rich people (the northland bank)'s pockets back into the local economy (whoever had a historical artifact to sell that day)
zhongli is the reason why trickle-down economics works in liyue, as the money is trickling down from childe and the northland bank into the merchants and regular people of liyue, so as the rich get richer the poor will be brought up alongside because zhongli will be able to spend more
and also the us federal reserve aims for a 2% inflation rate, so zhongli's spending habits from when he had mora could just be him regulating inflation of the liyuean economy
so actually zhongli is great with money and he is supporting an entire economic theory all by himself
without zhongli liyue's economy would get significantly more top-heavy and the wealth disparity gap would increase
i would love to see a whole breakdown on liyue's economy like are their workers unionized do they know what a union is or are they still operating under like serfdom or something
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lorephobic · 24 days
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idk how to even like. put this pain into words and i would normally vent about this shit on twitter, but the person its about follows me on there so like. anybody have skills for coping with the crushing realization that the person u love most in this world and have built ur life around sees ur current situation together as a temporary hurdle that's preventing them from their truest and happiest self which. is separate from u entirely? anyone know how to deal with this?
#live with my best friend in the whole entire world who. honest to god makes me the happiest person alive.#like im always waxing poetic about her in the tags on posts about platonic love#and i talk about her like she put the stars in the skies because for real it feels like she did for me#she is. the most important person in my life#and every day i feel grateful just to come home and sit with her#like honest to god i cannot imagine a future that is better than this#if i have a bad day i get to come home and my best friend in the world will make me laugh#what more could i ever ask for#but tonight we talked and she made it abundantly clear that. even if i do everything right#even if i'm the perfect roommate and the best friend i can be#in just over a year#when she's making enough money for it#she plans on moving into a place of her own#which like. makes sense for her. of course we were going to get to this point.#but i just. don't know what i'm going to do.#and it kills me that we're on different pages because for some reason i thought this was a long term thing#i thought we were going to move into a house together#i was just telling my coworker this week that we need to move into our forever home soon which was partially a joke#but also. even if i was making a million dollars a year.#i would still want to be here. with her.#or somewhere else. with her.#like it's so hard to imagine a future without her. it breaks my heart and scares the shit out of me.#and i know i can't afford it here. and i can't move in with strangers. and i'm working my dream job but i'm scared that i'm going to have t#give it all up and move back east because. i can't do this alone. and she's all i have. and all i ever wanted.#and she's leaving.#she doesn't want to be with me.#sry this is so fucking. ugh. idk. i just don't know what to do.#for real might just drop everything and move to chicago if it comes down to it ksdkfljdfs#its what sufjan would have wanted#fucked up terrible no good week
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desperatepleasures · 7 months
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forcing myself to make a grownup phone call and im being so so so brave about it
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eerna · 2 years
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Imagine switching from a currency named after and illustrated with animals and plants characteristic for your country and holding mythological meaning unique to your region to one named Euro. I'd say couldn't be me but that's what's about to happen
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paulic · 9 months
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The bug man announced a tour!!!!!!!!!!! I just hyperventilated in the shower
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hairydykecunt · 26 days
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i love weed okay. i’m never gonna stop smoking it rver. but sometimes i wonder if it fucked up my intelligence. and i can’t remember if i was like this pre smoking but i feel like i’m just really really stupid in like an annoying way 😭 like i know thiughts and i have opinions and i know facts but if my friends ever engaged in an active conversation that isn’t about weed i can’t follow or understand. horrified one day someone will try to argue with me and i’m gonna be too fried to reply coherently and just mumble a bunch of ‘what? what are you talking about? what does that even mean?’
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byanyan · 3 months
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actually ngl, i have been playing with the idea of byan, at some point in their fledgling verse, probably years down the line, eventually coming to work at some shitty little 24 hour tattoo shop
#you know... one of those places that's not the best quality or anything & kinda targeted at people who're drunk and/or spontaneous#where u can walk in and get a tattoo started in under 5 mins bc ur just picking smth kinda generic#or even bringing in a pinterest tattoo to have them copy completely#and byan's like. probably one of the few there who at least makes it their own interpretation bc they hate just copying#and their work is a lot more colourful & fun bc everyone else there sees it as more of 'just a job' than smth their passionate about or w/e#they're* passionate about smh what is spelling#but like. come on. vampire tattoo artist? pretty cool. u can't tell me otherwise#but also they'd be scrambling for smth to make their undeath worth living u know#doing smth they're passionate about and maybe making a bit of money out of it would help a little#god but imagine walking in half drunk to get a tattoo and seeing what looks like this 18 y/o kid working there adhgjsg#just fully babyfaced... lookin like they should be going to school in the morning and everything#like they don't even look old enough to be able to get a tattoo without a parent's permission but here they are givin em to other people#just an idea I'm considering u know how it goes#anyway kinda exhausted after not the best day so I thinkkkkkk I'm skipping drafts again tonight sorry :x#gonna try this whole crochet thing again lmao adhgjsg#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don’t @ me.#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ verse: fledgling.
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hussyknee · 10 months
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The worst thing the whole Harry Potter discourse has done is making fandom parrot the take: "Death of the Author doesn't apply when they're living and profiting off their work." Idk how we can come back from that one tbh.
#That's. Not. What. Death. Of the. Author. Means.#it's about the fact that the story must be interpreted according to nothing more than what is on the page#that the way you consume and interpret a piece of art relies on nothing more than your own understanding and preferences#instead of authorial intent‚ fiat or motivation or 'Word of God' (info tacked on later by the creator)#it doesnt free you of the onus of consuming it critically while acknowledging it's problems#or finding an ethical way to consume it which includes not giving the creator money if they use it for harmful purposes#so people who use Death of the Author to continue buying the books and merchandise#or simply gloss over the valid criticism of it#and people who rebutt it by implying that Death of the Author LITERALLY MEANS THE AUTHOR'S DEATH#are both stupidly wrong#unfortunately this idea has now rooted itself so deep as the battle line between white liberals and leftists#that it's hard to imagine it being dispelled any time in the near future#ethical consumption under capitalism is necessary and useful#but the west's egoism as usual has taken a concept and rendered it actively counterproductive through hardwired neoliberal individualism#anyway trying to eradicate the third most read book in the world from global cultural consciousness is a fool's errand#that ends up punishing and policing only the most accessible and vulnerable targets with internet access#and making a franchise of wizard school books the battleground of systemic transphobia#is a clear indication of how leftism has been entirely co-opted by the white bourgeoisie#and the fact that how their approach impacts trans and queer people of the global south#is not even on the west's radar‚ let alone having any allyship with our queer folks#harry potter#fandom#fandom discourse#writing#literary analysis#decolonization#knee of huss
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chaoswillcalmusdown · 11 months
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officially said yes to a new teaching position and the dude immediately is like "so what about your salary?" as if i know what the fuck kind of salary makes sense ?????
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orcelito · 1 year
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ok but considering i am literally paying my way through college And rent And utilities And health insurance
ykno what i think im doing Okay, financially
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americanmoths · 1 year
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is there anything worse than good art with lukewarm liberal politics
this is a subtweet of the american theatre
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theramblingvoid · 2 years
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Ghosts are the most efficient and financially feasible way to staff a space craft. In space travel every kilogram of food, equipment, and personnel costs a fortune in fuel, minimizing weight is always the biggest goal next to safety and function. Ghosts? Weightless. The food and water they need? Nonexistent. What I'm saying is, moon's not haunted ENOUGH. Put down that shotgun and appreciate my NASA (Nonliving Apparition Space Agency) project proposal god damnit -
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