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thewitchqueen281 3 hours
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We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky
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really? another album? didn't she just make one??
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Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.
#the everglades are loke hard for native floridians#why would someome from fucking virginia go there#like its an extremely useful research area and maybe the national park ur most likely to die at#because that shit has little to no paths because its such a useful research tool#go to the catty shack and at least get mauled by a cougar#also hot take#dont try to fight a gator unless ur under fifty and know what ur doing#in florida we know if u absolutely HAVE to Fight a gator u plant both legs firmly on eather side if the gator and hold its jaw shut#if you get caught in the jaw ur fucked#if you get caught in a death roll ur fucked#gators are easy to fight if u know what ur doing#CROCODILE ARE FUCKING NOT#another reason to not fuck with gators is beacuse ill bet you can tell the difference from a croc and a gator#and heres the thing gators arent aggressive dont fuck with it and it wont fuck with you#CROCS ARE EXTREMELY AGRESSIVE#Not only that most are man eaters#a croc is not anywhere near as easy to fight at a gator you will die#if u wanna see some gators and cros safely the st Augustin gator farm has both.#or u can frankly just go to the st johns river and float around a while#remember florida has insane wild life outside if gators and crocs tho#black bears water moccasins coral snakes and panthers#if you werent raised here and your ass doesnt know how to deal with shit leave it alone#if you see a black red and yellow snake?#well buddy id suggest writing ur will because you will be in the obituaries tomorrow#the coral and the king snake are almost impossible to tell apart at a glance#so frankly just fucking book it
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thewitchqueen281 3 hours
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We need to tell him GENTLY
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thewitchqueen281 6 hours
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actual criticisms of academia:
cost of education acting as class barrier
exploitation of graduate workers
colonialist past and present
ties to military industrial complex
danger of power structure entrenching and justifying orthodox views on social issues
criticisms of academia that get made:
those damn ivory tower academics are wasting money learning about things
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maybe a bit of an odd question but how long did 2023 feel to you? i recently went back to a few things from the end of 2022 including some of your videos and they feel so much more recent than 16+ months ago
generally i tend to find that the first half of the year always feels like i鈥檓 rushing through it at 200% speed, but then by the time we hit like august it starts to slow down and my perception becomes extremely relative to whatever i鈥檓 actually thinking about. some stuff from 2023 feels like yesterday, some stuff feels like 2+ years ago. can鈥檛 really explain it any other way haha
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thewitchqueen281 7 hours
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not to promote misogyny but i think this should happen i think it would be really funny
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thewitchqueen281 14 hours
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If your regular everyday clothes* were put on a mannequin, and placed in a group of other mannequins that are dressed in regular street clothes of your region, could the people who know you spot the mannequin who is "you" from clothes alone?
*if you are of an unusual size or build, assume for the sake of this thought experiment that they've found clothing items that are otherwise identical to yours, but able to fit to a standard mannequin
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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this
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Cringe artist breaks art block to complain about new job and boomers: how original
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thewitchqueen281 16 hours
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April 28, 2024 - An unintentionally funny video by a zionist propagandist shows off some good organisation and discipline at the UCLA encampment for Palestine.
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I don鈥檛 think I have the chops for D&D or other tabletop RPGs but I could make a good DM鈥檚 assistant. I don鈥檛 play the game but I sit and listen and then after the session the DM can ask me for ideas.
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