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creepypasta-theunderground · 4 months

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Introduction: Level 1 Inmate 0758 : Jeffery H. Abbott (Jeff the Killer)

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Classification: Human

Threat level: above moderate

Primary Traits: Aggressive, Snarky, Aloof, Unaware.

Abilities: Abnormal speed and strength.

Age: 24 years Old

Gender: Male

Place of origin: Scotland

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Debrief: (tw. Abuse, Torture, death, gore)

Jeffery Abbott grew up in poverty. His family was kind to him but his upbringings led to difficult and questionable life choices. His most prominent was becoming a drug dealer at the age of 19. Jeff gained a steady clientele and was making rather good money. However one day a good friend of Jeffs brought her boyfriend to make a purchase, Jeff noticed his friend covered in bruises, assuming it was the boyfriend laying hands on her. Jeff sold him fake goods as a price for harming a close friend. The boyfriend came back after realizing and beat Jeff within an inch of his life, blowing out his left pupil, concussing him, and leaving him with his worst disfigurement. A Glasgow Smile.

Jeff was subjected to night terrors, Constant panic attacks, and obvious signs of PTSD. Doctors offered an experimental drug that would combat his symptoms and offered to pay him handsomely due to it being a medical study. Hurting for cash he agreed and was subjected to medications and tests for a number of weeks. But with medical experiments comes risk. The medication caused a nasty brain infection that caused lethal brain swelling. In this time Jeff’s sense of self and situational awareness was running thin. The swelling was controlled by doctors, but the ailment had damaged many parts of his brain altering his personality. He was violent at times, rude to his family (especially his younger brother Lou), and unaware of his surroundings.

Upon returning home he lived life as normally as he could. However, a party thrown at his house was the final straw and overwhelmed Jeffery over the edge. Jeff proceeded to murder his entire family. His mother, Father, and Brother were all brutally disemboweled and disfigured. His brother Lou was decapitated and Jeff is now seen carrying the nearly fully rotted head in a backpack. He seems to be completely unaware his brother is dead. Whether this is a trauma response or a result of his altered brain function is still unknown. Jeff has had a total of 8 incidents including the murder of the Abbott family.

Jeff became an inmate close to 5 months ago and resides on level 1 with the other human and least dangerous inmates. Do not underestimate Jeffery. He can and will attack and kill you.

(End of debrief)

Staff notes:

• Jeff seems to talk to the head of his dead brother as if he is still alive. He gets violent and aggressive if you do not acknowledge his brother’s presence. -Anon

•Give Jeff two meals, he will get violent if he doesn’t have a meal for his brother. On occasion he tried to feed the food to the head. Creepy. -Anon

• Jeff has started to babble pure nonsense. If approached at his cell door, do not engage. -Staff member Lucy

• Jeff will scream at night, make sure to shut all openings to cell before lights out. - Staff member Helen

#creepypasta #creepypasta au #creepypasta the underground #jeff the killer #he kinda-#no- dont say that #first post #digital art #artwork #im stuck in 2014 #creepypasta in 2024!?

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anonimusunnoan · 4 months

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Thinking about the man that is Nanami Kento. He was 28... He was full of life. He was so loved...

#sorry an anime man is making me feel things #2014 cringe is dead #anime man can make me feel things #my feelings are valid #nanami kento #hes literally my age...#i get the metaphor so hard.#stuck on a society yhats killing you slowly.#only the top managine escape #jjk #jjk nanami #god im crying

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cephalos · 9 months

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also fucking funny i was playing da:i over this term break and so reddit started recommending me dragon age posts and so much as glancing at other people's opinions on that series made me feel physically ill. that fandom damaged me in ways not even league of legends could.

#like jesus christ i felt like a teenager again #im so glad im playing bg3 now its crazy how games have evolved #like dai was goty in 2014. girl.#playing it in 2023 i was like oh my god. this game is so mid (affectionate)#also made me realise that dragon age for some reason doesnt want you to have more than three female companions #like fr im stuck with six men and only three women? wtf #like dont get me wrong i dont hate the men i just wish more of them were women #bg3 women my beloveds. sorry men of bg3 you are thoroughly outclassed.#lea lyf

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around-your-throat · 5 months

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gif makers used to be able to support their families making half second gifs of some dude looking at the camera what happened to this place

#if you havent noticed im stuck in the 2014 mines #digging for rares

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harlow1898 · 1 year

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I can't believe you're all holding a gun to my head and forcing me to drink and write one of the first Evil West fics on the internet you're so crazy for that besties

#JESSE AND CHESTER HAVE SO MUCH CHEMISTRY #I MEAN THE WAY HE DANGLED CHESTER IN THE SUNLIGHT AND WATCHED HIS SKIN SIZZLE THEY'RE IN LOVE #evil west #so sorry i type like im stuck in 2014

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thestarmaker · 4 months

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Nothing really makes you realize the depth of the passage of time more than following and looking back on the release dates of your favorite bands' discographies

#sorry that's a long sentence im too high for better words #thinking abt daughter's albums and how i started listening to them not long after their first one came out #i think i started in 2014 but i couldn't tell you when in the year. and that's just a safe guess of a year #if you leave came out in 2013......... god ...........#then not to disappear was i think 2016 #music from before the storm (which i do consider an album of theirs) was... 2018?#*2017 #ntd was EARLY 2016 then i assume since it's so ingrained in my memories of high school.... yeah jan 15. anyway.#mfbts was very much my college album of theirs #i didn't realize it'd been 7 years since their last album bc if how much it stuck in my mind

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plushyluke · 1 year

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unfortunately it has come down to it, and i have to gatekeep luke hemmings from some of you meanies. my mutuals are lovley, but there is just some of you who i am protecting him from.

#lmao lmao lmao #some of yall are still stuck in your 2014 fake luke fan era #tragic but true #not my mutuals tho #im funny as fuck #luke hemmings #5sos #swan thoughts

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pigeonneaux · 2 years

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Update: Make up a guy who is a MILF, a DILF, a twink and has lost to Sans all at the same time

wait im not aware of that current meme i don't get it

#Im stuck in 2014's french youtube since last month idk what's going on with sans rn #journaskliteuse

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oflgtfol · 1 year

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the nature of warrior cats is that when you first read it you get so hyped over firestars journey from kittypet to leader but then as you read on you get more annoyed by how the series just cant let him go and no matter who the protags are or what this arc’s plot is it always has to go back to firestar so you get firestar fatigue but then you go years without reading a single warriors book to where you only remember basic plot beats and your fondness for certain characters so you wrap right around to getting hyped about firestar

#MR FIRESTAR WARRIOR CATS 🙌🔥🔥🐱#brot posts #wc posting #in summary #me in 2011: I LOVE YOU FIRESTAR #me in 2014: meh. hes annoying. im sick of him. not everything has to be about firestar #me in 2017: I LOVE YOU FIRESTAR #and i havent read a wc book since 2017 so im just perpetually stuck in that mode

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strixhaven · 1 year

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my favorite anders posts are the ones that’re along the lines of “anders didn’t even kill that many people exploding the chantry there was barely anyone there it was a bioware retcon” just because like. guys.

i don’t think this killed an insignificant number of people

#it’s 2023 nothing will stop these ppl from saying it’s largely a varric exaggeration or w/e #if you’re reading it that way then like. fine sure it’s not 100% a literal depiction of da2’s events im aware of that as well #all i’m saying is to let his poor little meow meow status and bastardry into your heart n accept him for what he is #he’s not real u can like an increasingly shady lowkey creep mage who makes points n kills a lot of ppl in an explosion #don’t water him down he’s just kind of terrible sometimes and you love to see it #i just love that people are still posting like this in tumblr’s golden age of accepting shit dudes as shit dudes #da fandom really is perpetually stuck in 2014 on this site

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r0ssw00dpark · 1 year

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only caring about the creepypasta slender mansion type fanon is the best thing ever. don't even try to talk to me about canon all I know is that masky, hoodie, and toby all watch invader zim together

#i need to draw some creepypasta shit i actually don't think I have before #my mind is permanently stuck in the state of 2014 quotev creepypasta im not changing

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descendantofthesparrow · 1 year

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someone on my Wattpad “READ MY HARRY STYLES FIC PLEASE!”

me; who hates his basic white boy ass

#i have hated him since 2014 or whenever one direction came out AND I AINT STOPPING NOW #i dont remember what my reasoning is but my 12-13 year old self hated him and the other band members #but mostly him #and ive stuck with it to this day #also they called it kawaii and i know thats an actual word n shit but it being used in teh terms of a fic #of a white man #is just gross to me idk #then they proceeded to say #wifu alpha harry #*bleh*#im not one to shame ym readers but bruh only came onto my book to tell me to read theres so i will shame #also i jus tlooked #they joined TWO HOURS AGO #further noooooooooooo #they are like 14 i can tell #but like please #get ur ass off my Harry Hook fics please #i kknow im being mean but sh #shhh

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pandaemoanium · 2 years

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i just noticed that tumblr has at some point unfollowed shitloads of ppl that ive been mutuals with since the early days of this blog?????? so if you see me following you again all of a sudden its bc of that 💀 💀 💀

#we love a functioning webbed site #i remember this shit happening a couple of times back in like 2014-16 as well but i didnt think itd still be an issue #no wonder i havent heard from yall in a while i thought everyone just left to twitter or smth #we're talking about mutuals of 7+ years. some i have even been mutuals with for over 9 goddamn years. so it really sucks #ngl im actually pretty pissed off :(#yall have actually stuck with me for so damn long ;____; love u guys smooch smooch

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aesthetictrolls · 2 years

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i have friday off so you know what that means

to do some updatingggggggg

and possibly dump more troll ideas that i dont need but want

#cherry.txt #im gonna be stuck here forever #not like i havent been here since 2014 anyway LMAO

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thr4shgender · 2 years

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do i still listen to modern baseball in 2022? yea :/