Do you know what is my love language? Men (Simon) eating my leftovers so I don’t feel guilty wasting it :) I can make as much as I desire and there won’t be anything left to throw 😩

this is so real!! this simon loves leftovers with all his heart.

that man is literally a vacuum. like, if you two had a dog and you ever fed him/her dinner scraps under the table, simon would deadass get jealous. as if he hadn’t just finished his third serving of the night.

usually he finishes everything, but two, three times a week you’ll wake to an empty bed at a strange hour, when it’s still pitch black outside. trudging downstairs to be met with the bright kitchen lights flicked on, and simon sat at the island counter or couch, munching on whatever was shoved into the refrigerator after your tasty dinner.

sometimes he’s watching tv, other times he’s working on those tedious tasks he saves for when he’s not in your presence and spending quality time with you. either way, you know he’s snacking.

you always curl up to his side in these instances, grumbling sleepy blurbs and wound up falling back asleep on the couch ‘til morning.

but also he’s so insatiable at restaurants most of all. he’ll down his entire plate before you’re barely getting started on yours, and you’re lucky if you’ve made it halfway through your meal before he’s ordering a second dish. it’s a miracle how fast his metabolism is.

always waits patiently for your food to arrive if his came first, though. no matter what, he’s a gentleman.

whether you’re too full, not hungry, or simply don’t like the food, his chest always swarms with love when you push your plate towards him or tell him to take the side items for himself. he does it every time, very happily, no questions asked; there’s not a single picky bone in his body, and it’s practically routine for you two at this point.

he ends up ordering a second dish anyway, to go. he also never passes up on dessert, and will never not drag you along with him.

this man is walking life support for those whose love languages are gift giving and/or acts of service. baking him brownies would actually resuscitate me. i’m gonna gnaw on him like he’s a dog bone.

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uhhhh so guess who finished fallout show and started fallout 4?

fingers fingers fingers 🫠🫠🫠

weep woop, the new sdv 1.6 winter outfit update gave me such brainrot, especially sam, that i had to do something about it. this was clawing its way out of me fr.

the fucckkkign hat. its the hat. twas foretold in my childhood obsessions.

(version w/o the live reactions under the cut)

thanks for coming to my ted talk

So good at making professional looking memes

A bunch of doodles of Peter

day 10: wearing suit ♡

[live kaito sfx] heh~

I had him for Thanksgiving guys 😕💗

I’m gonna marry him. I wanna marry him. I’ll say my vows in his language, WHICH I AM LEARNING NOW, and I wanna take him everywhere. I wanna dance with him in my living room. I wanna have him meet my dog. I wanna take dozens of pictures with him, of him. I wanna take him into the forest and show him everything that is beautiful about where we are. I want to pick flowers for him and give them to him because I thought of him when I found them. I wanna kiss his hand and lay with him on the grass and name every constellation in the sky. I wanna make him lunch and bring it to him with a hand written note. I wanna shower with him and wash his hair and do skincare with him. I wanna make cookies and throw flour at him from across the counter. I want to give him so many compliments his adorable face flushes with red.

I WANNA GIVE HIM EVERYTHINGGGGG

AHHHH

ILL GIVE HIM THE MOON IF HE WANTS ITTTTTT

c-c-c-crush reveal🥺🥺

idk if anyones done this yet butttttt…..

JUST SHOW US ALREADY

GODDAMN Vega in the Cataclysm finale 😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

sir your hand in marriage please.

(this is a collab piece I did the rendering, Mokii did the sketchwork!!)

I need more cloud strife in a dress fanart

this cannot be normal.. the amount of giggling and kicking my feet that was happening