thinking about whumpee who just wants to engage in freaky funtime. they've gone through the horrors and they never want to go through them ever again- but being afraid is so very fun and they're badgering caretaker for it endlessly. but whenever caretaker demonstrates any willingness, whumpee immediately goes "but it'd just be play, right? it'd be pretend?" making caretaker think that maybe it's just not a good idea. whumpee just seems so anxious. it's like they love the idea of it, but any talk of execution makes them recoil.
still, they eventually work out an arrangement. whumpee is jittery as ever, testing out the safeword a thousand times to see whether caretaker would really stop. they say it before and after caretaker is finished tying them to the chair, they ask "but it's all pretend, yeah? you're not mean for real? it's all bluffs?" another hundred times, then they follow it up with "no, i do want this, i do, i just wanna make sure it's not too scary, or real"
and then caretaker gets into the rhythm, and whumpee is immediately captivated. all that nervous energy that should absolutely be there during play like this just vanishes almost without a trace. whumpee looks the calmest they've looked in a long while, and caretaker can barely believe that someone can be this calm watching them play with a knife and throw out threats
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everytime i read a good fic im IMMEDIATELY like oh goddamn i wanna draw this so bad i NEED to draw this so bad the image is burned into my brain and then i leave my kudos and my comment and bookmark it and close the tab and then completely fucking forget about it
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dear lord when i get to heaven please let me take my man
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it is entirely possible to research, plan, and write a whole essay in 30 hours.
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find someone that screams with you about fictional people the same way you scream about fictional people
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While we're on the subject of pre episode 28 intraparty apologies, three cheers to one of my favorite early M9 scenes, the Beau/Caleb coached apology, which includes the highlights of:
- *Guest PC suspicicion (haaaa)
- An in character argument dicey enough that it got its own fandom name (Bowlgate was really something)
- Socially inept monk taking socializing lessons from a half orc (who happens to be using a fake accent and is bluffing So Hard All The Time, but its fine don't worry about it). She's learning how to people!!! Its going- okay. Its going okay. Shes doing her best!
- Socially inept wizard just so full of guilt and trauma, taking social cues from Extremely Awkward And Introverted Barbarian, who is ALSO full of guilt and trauma. They bonded while she shaved him with her sword. They both look up to each other for socializing tips.
- The scene itself being an overwhelmingly awkward apology in which said monk struggles out a (very sincere) apology to the wizard, they stare at each other for forty seconds, monk keeps asking the half orc if they're doing fine or not. In lieu of a verbal answer the wizard pulls the monk into the most awkward hug known to man. It lasts way too long. "I don't know what I'm doing, just go with it."
- Both the wizard and the monk looking over their shoulders at their respective teachers on How To Hug
- Both teachers pantomiming proper hug procedures for their pupils
- They're not doing great but they're doing their best.
- Everyone else in the party politely applauds when they release
- This includes the kenku child the party is carting around with them at the time.
- "Welcome to the Mighty Nein!" indeed.
- Ah, I miss them.
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me whenever there's a taylor song over a bellyconrad scene
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Have you seen the new little mermaid? It was actually so much better than I thought it would be (I liked it better than the original and I LOVE the original!!) and the Eric beach scene was 👌🦋👌🦋👌🦋👌. He was truly a beautiful damsel in distress the whole movie
OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! im already getting whumperflies reading your message ahhhhhhhh. im going to watch it this coming weekend because last weekend i was working 😭. i’ve already bought my ticket and warned my friends that if they change their mind/plan last minute i will not care and WILL go to the theater alone lmao.
prince eric being a damsel in distress is just what we needed and jonah hauer-king is so damn handsome *kicking my feet up* can’t wait can’t wait can’t wait
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