#im not god's strongest soldier
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also according to this account, the unit is very strict about using phone and communications with outside and they’re only allowed to use their phones on sundays and holidays...☠️☠️☠️
#like of fucking couse kihyun is put in the most strict division#and it has the most intense training....#fucking amazing#i hope its just for his training period and not the entire service#i hope he's enterted for military band bc if he has and he gets in we will get kihyun musicals....#like it would be PERFECT#but as of rn things are looking rough both for him and us </3#also im lowkey scared he's gonna come out looking massive...#im not god's strongest soldier#monsta x#kihyun#links#twitter
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Gun just doesn't care about my sanity.
#this is his THIRD thirst trap of the day#SIR HAVE MERCY!?#im not god's strongest soldier#LOOK AT HIMSJWKND#offgun#gun atthaphan#gun atp#ogfmtp2023#offgun in taipei#thai bl actors#gmmtv#atp ig post
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it's just me and the 12 little shivlina universes creating my own personal movie theater in my head
#sepsis au in theater 1 // paris au in theater 2 // djats au in theater 3 // rockstar au in theater 4 // late night diner au theater 5#coffee shop au is inevitable#im not god's strongest soldier#shivlina is also decent tattoo parlor x flower shop au material i won't lie
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SOMEBODY ate too much spicy food while drunk <3 and im feeling bad today
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so like theyre an old married couple theyre divorced theyre frantic teens in love
#im miserable theyre so doomed and in love and always will be despite being DOOMED#physically unwell over them im literally begging for them to hug on screen just once#trigun 98 youre wildin n i love you so much#trimax you will always hold a special place in my heart and you melt my brain i am not gods strongest soldier release me from this war#trigun#trigun stampede#tristamp#trigun maximum#trimax#vash the stampede#nicholas d wolfwood#vashwood
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homestuck doodlies with a new brushie i got
#egg art#homestuck#aradia megido#dave strider#john egbert#sollux captor#kankri vantas#karkat vantas#kanaya maryam#song aradia is singing is sleep away your troubles by the softies#listen to it Blease#im gods strongest twee pop soldier#arasol#lil man is infatuated
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SVT PU - Orange Peel Theory // Drabble
orange peel theory is making it's rounds on local tiktok and twitter. this is my humorous take on how the PERFORMANCE UNIT discuss/deal with the orange peel theory with their significant others.
[hhu] [vu]
SOONYOUNG
he was in the middle of call when y/n had taken a seat next to him on their couch, a snack in hand.
"yeah, i think i can come in and record today." soonyoung motioned for her to hand over the fruit, nestling his phone between his ear and shoulder – freeing his hands.
she shook her head, not wanting to interrupt him, but he was persistent – taking the orange from her.
"no it's okay, i'll be there in thirty." he continued, peeling the citrus. "let me just get dress– i can pick him up on the way too."
without breaking the conversation, soonyoung had managed to completely peel her snack of choice; handing it back once he had finished.
y/n mouthed a thank you to him, earning a wink in return.
"okay, see you later. bye." soonyoung ended the call, turning to her with his mouth open. "ah."
"get your own!" she shook her head with giggle.
pouting, soonyoung leaned closer. "i need energy for when i record."
y/n rolled her eyes at his antics, knowing that he was simply being dramatic – popping a slice into his mouth. "you passed by the way."
"passed?" he chewed.
"orange peel theory. if that's what you were trying to do."
"like a class?"
he had no idea what she was talking about; peeling the orange simply because he wanted to.
"nevermind."
JUNHUI
"baby!" he called out from the kitchen, causing y/n to run in – afraid of what he could have possibly done.
he had insisted on preparing their lunch today, despite it being his first and only day off in months. jun had always been better in the cooking department of their relationship than she was; not bothering to fight him when he had told her that he was completely fine with preparing their meal.
"what happened? are your fingers in tact? are you–"
"look!" jun pointed to the fruit he had peeled.
correction, plated professionally
her boyfriend enjoyed random artistic hobbies, not batting an eye whenever he chose pick a new one up.
even if it was.... fruit peel art.
"you made a flower out of an orange peel?" y/n raised her brows.
"cute right?" he chuckled.
"i thought you were making lunch."
"i am, this is your snack while i cook." he handed her the plate of oranges with a flower peel as garnish. "orange peel theory, baby."
"it's hypothe–"
"sh... eat the orange." jun shook his head, ushering her out of the kitchen.
MINGHAO
"babe, would you peel an orange for me?"
minghao was in the middle of chopping vegetables for their dinner when y/n had entered the kitchen, a playful smile on her face. "is this a sexua–"
"wha- no!" she laughed, walking over to him to show him the tiktok that had been playing on her phone – it was creator attempting to test her boyfriend with the orange peel theory.
she had no doubt he would do anything for her; he'd bring down the stars for her without having asked.
his mother had raised him well.
"hm..." he nodded as the video looped back to the beginning, walking over to grab one of the oranges in their fruit bowl. "isn't it crazy that such a small act can predict how someone will treat you and your relationship."
she watched as he peeled the citrus without tearing the outer in pieces – going in a spiral.
"it's such a small act that shows that your significant other is willing to do anything, no matter how small." he went on. "making their partner's life that much easier."
leave it to minghao to analyze a fifteen second video, instantly knowing the meaning behind the current social media trend.
he split the fruit in half, feeding her a slice. "yummy?"
"yummy." she chewed, a smile on her face.
"i know you were just joking, but for the record," minghao tucked a strand behind her ear, placing a kiss on her cheek. "i'd peel a strawberry, if it means you'd never have to lift a finger."
"i know." she hummed.
CHAN
in a world full of boys, he was a gentleman. or whatever the hell taylor swift said.
despite being the youngest in his group, chan was the eldest in his family and doting on her came naturally – especially since she was the youngest in hers.
she was used to the princess treatment from her own family and chan had no problem continuing that treatment.
y/n knew he would do anything for her... but she wanted him to know she would do the same.
even if he rarely allowed her to.
"fuck." y/n hissed as her fingers slipped yet again in her attempts to peel an orange for her boyfriend.
"you okay?" his voice startling her, causing her to jump.
"yeah just trying to pee– no!" she cried as he took the fruit from her.
"i'll do it." he continued where she had left off, using his body to shield the citrus away from her hands.
"give it."
"you just got your nails done." chan chuckled, turning around once he was finished. "those gems on your nails are going to get lodged in this and you'll end up choking or something."
"ha ha not funny." she rolled her eyes. "it's for you, dummy."
"i dont want it."
"yeah well, orange peel theory." y/n grumbled.
chan threw his head back and laughed. he had heard about the theory from seungkwan and didn't care for it, knowing that no matter how many relationship theories came about, he and y/n were secure in their relationship. though, that didn't stop him from finding her attempts to prove the theory right funny. "you failed then?"
"because of you!"
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#lsdfkjas;lkdfjs the way it took me so long to come up with different scenarios for each of the boys im puking#moments like this is when i realized 13 men IS a lot#writers who do scenarios for all 13 boys are gods strongest soldier#seventeen imagines#svt scenarios#spamwrites#hoshi x reader#soonyoung x reader#junhui x reader#jun x reader#minghao x reader#myungho x reader#the8 x reader#dino x reader#chan x reader
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MAX VERSTAPPEN in the redbull garage, FP3 | Saudi Arabian GP 2024
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I love you. I love you.
#911#911 abc#911 spoilers#s7#911edit#athena grant#bobby nash#bobby x athena#bathena#athenagrantedit#bobbynashedit#bathenaedit#gifs#mine#IM GONNA BE SICK!!!!!!!#GOD IM NOT YOUR STRONGEST SOLDIER#I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT I FEAR#*WAILS LOUDLY*
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what in the actual FUCK does McLaren want from me
#god im not your strongest soldier#I'm being terrorized by two abnormally attractive men#please help#im losing my mind#lando norris#oscar piastri#mctwinks
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#rain world#rain world rivulet#rivulet#OUAGGGGG PAIN PAIN AND SUFFERING GOD UGH#IM MS PAINT'S STRONGEST SOLDIER#THIS TOOK A WEEK#iza scrampled egg#iza posting#iza draws#iza asks
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Look, Astarion, I know we all need to get back to Baldur's Gate and everything, but I think our companion is more likely to kill us than help us. They have obviously lost their mind. Why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here?
#send help i need to make jokes or else its way too sad#everyone is dead dkfjvgdb but i want to do at least one absolutly evil run just to see how it plays out#I'm god's strongest soldier rn i swear#tw gore#gore#art#artwork#meme#its the smiling friends meme cuz i have to make this better somehow#im going to cleans myself with a good durge run i swear#durge#dark urge bg3#my durge#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#shadowheart
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hate my stupid job which isn’t actually all that bad i’m just dramatic and hate being here. also the insurance sucks
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something about lawrence thinking he’s a little past it, looking at adam and feeling a strange mix of envy and insecurity creep in alongside the fondness, wondering what adam sees in him and then .. well then there’s adam. love hearts in the air, cartoon eyes popping out, hammer on head looney tunes style, the whole deal just. absolutely head over heels over lawrence’s whole .. everything at all times, going cuckoo if lawrence’s shirt buttons strain slightly, grabbing a handful whenever lawrence bends over, burying his face in lawrence’s chest at random intervals because, hey, he never claimed to be gods strongest soldier and boy oh boy. man oh man, lawrence gordon md will do that to a guy. lawrence is just trying to get changed? well you better believe adam’s getting a front row seat to that show and. if lawrence happens to let it slip that he’s been feeling a little inadequate? yeah, adam is absolutely taking that as a challenge. good for them both
#sorry that sawmusical ass grab video came up again and i. well i am also not gods strongest soldier#then i thought about saw of course naturally. then lawrence nd his ways#dr lawrence md w the dadbod i need you in ways that the human mind cant even comprehend#call me adam faulkner stanheight the way i go awooga when the saw bathroom dilf does anything at all#sound of cartoon boing nd old timey horn resonates when he does Anything#realising i said strange mix just like. well you know. didnt even do that on purpose john kramer will do that to a guy i guess#any way when is it adam lawrence saw 2004s turn to get freaky nasty w it in front of a mirror is What im getting at here#chainshipping#📹
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Some Matakara’s from before he got horribly traumatized <3
#okay WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT EPISODE#I MEAN I LIKED IT VERY MUCH IM ALWAYS UP FOR A GOOD DOSE OF ANGST BUT WHY#WHAT DID MY BOY DO TO DESERVE ALL OF THIS#I KNOW HES GOD’S STRONGEST SOLDIER BUT PLEASE LET HIM GO😭😭😭😭😭#horrible day to be a Matakara fan tbh💔💔💔💔#bucchigiri?!#bucchigiri#Matakara Asamine#anime#live kaii reaction#kaiicore#</3
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lena luthor’s stronger than me bc if i had to move to another city at age 24 to take over the family business knowing the world hates my existence and wants me dead and no one except my best friend sam’s got my back i would just give up
#lena luthor#babygirl’s been through so much#she cries a lot but im surprised shes not sobbing at the daily#god really left his toughest battles for his strongest soldiers
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