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breathing-inthemoon · 17 days

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wdym I'm older than dazai, chuuya and KUNIKIDA from bsd WDYM?!!!

#also rampo is the oldest of the young ones and he is also younger than me??#im not even 30 wtf is this #i feel attacked #bsd #i meant ranpo #blame spanish for the typo

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anon-by-design · 11 months

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there are bets on when they'll realize

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bonefall · 7 months

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Willowpelt sounds SO autistic, it not being funny wraps around into being funny again.

My secret is being so autistic and so surrounded by so many other autistic people that I forget what tismless people even do. Everyone in BB ends up getting a touch of ADHDautism. As a treat.

But yeah when I was jotting it down I realized it too. Like wow, I really hit this one with the autism beam. Me and you, Willy, we will both have adamantine opinions. I cannot condone your hatred of apples but you do have a good point about oak trees.

#Me and Willow are going to have the funniest relationship about those apples #Like wtf girl you haven't had good apples. No i wont force them on you but you're so wrong #It cant even be a texture thing if youre NOT weird about pears #What the hell kind of apples are you eating that are always a little bitter #Fennelposting #My partner has an inverse autism to mine #Which at one point we called dog and cat autism #Because im mr THEY ASKED FOR NO PICKLES #PREPARE FOR 30 MINUTES OF PICKLE RELATED INFODUMPING IN PENANCE #And theyre like If i accidentally make eye contact with a single person in the room i will run away to a monastary and breed pea plants #Which ngl i think would be the funniest way to write Whitewillow #Fire: white is the best choice for deputy! He's so wise and organized and knows exactly how to talk to people #White looks up from his detailed gamefaq guide on How To Win At Talking To Real People which he wrote himself #'I Would Be Honored Thank You.'#Hes organized because if anything is even slightly different he hears The Sirens go off in his brain lmao #Small says 'firestar is still cursed bc he was appointed after moonhigh. I dont respect his deputy either.'#Willow: 'you will join starclan in 7 days but ill make sure ur not late'

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iloveacronix · 1 month

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Repost bc apparently my dumbass deleted the first post before taking a shower and I barely noticed. I stubbed my toe so hard against the kitchen counter that I dropped my plate with poptarts and cried on the floor for 3 minutes. I was trying to kick my cousin's soccer ball but missed and accidentally killed my foot's 2nd soldier. Someone help me it hurts💀💀

#It left a red mark on my 2nd toe wtf #I think I broke it bc it hurts like hek and its been over 30 minutes #Or maybe im just weak...#Anyway #Machia and cyrus if they were friends and Machia wasn't a commander anymore or smth #My og post had the whole description im gonna cry #Its abt my random machia redemption au where she becomes friends w Cyrus #And he forgives her(it takes a long time)#Was thinking about adding acronix in it #Bc I mean...#Why not?#Cyrus w Machia & Acronix??#Heck those 3 would be funny asf #Also i enjoy Acronix redemption arcs #And even better if the author includes krux in the redemption #Bc most of the time its just Nix and he goes with Cyrus #It actually took me a while to get into future but the fanarts got to me #And now here I am #Ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago fanart #lego ninjago fanart #ninjago acronix #ninjago fandom #Ninjago hands of time #Cyrus borg #Ninjago cyrus borg #Commander machia #Ninjago machia #Ninjago acronix

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positivityjediprince · 2 months

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No one:

Literally no one:

Lily's Garden: In the garden there is a secret underground temple made by an old secret group who fought corruption (but now are a chess society), two of Lily's friends accidentally got stuck in the temple, the cat (who may or may not be a reincarnation of the great grandmother) showed Lily how to rescue them.

They have now deliberately trapped a potential secret agent down there to find out why he's been spying on them.

#mate the storylines are actually legit #im having a great time #its actually a really wholesome and intresting game story wise like theres a bit of the bestie #realising she might be queer but worrying if shes 'too old' to be figuring stuff like that out in her 30s or if its just for teens #and then the MUM character rocks up like bruh theres no time line - shes also the one that was like ...have you considered you might be #gay or bi? and the mum is cannonically bi too #also an evil capitalist great uncle is trying to steal my land to make a golf course EVEN THOUGH A GOLFING ACCIDENT GAVE HIS BROTHER A #BRAIN INJURY AND DEMENTIA LIKE WTF #wild times - also one of the lawyers is an old man who causes chaos talks in riddles and just takes naps everywhere #he is yoda coded fr fr #lilys garden #did i make a post about some random mobile game? YES #ive been having a great time

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waterlogged-detective · 9 months

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Doe has the worst rng luck i stg I still need that damned knife from going to depth 5 and I cant seem to roll it

Both of my alts have it though????? INCLUDING THE ONE I PLAN TO BRICK

im gonna cry woe is me

#fucking darcy hasnt even drowned once even on 30% rolls #wtf the fuck #im cursed #cursed i tell you #zee festival

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mikareo · 5 months

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one day im gonna post a fic as convoluted and confusing as saltburn with no warning n im looking forward to that day

#💭#no bc wtf is this movie even abt #im 30 mins in n im so confused 😭#jacob elordi is actually my boyfriend tho so i need to support his work ✋🙄

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pepprs · 1 year

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hi mutuals not to doxx myself but im in boston literally rn :D 🤯🤯🤯

#purrs #took a 2.8 mile walk around the hotel and tmrrw i have a session at 8:30 am that i have to be up at6 for so i can get ready and rehearse #bc i haven’t rehearsed at all to this point LAWLLL 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰and im goi ng to. a scary fancy dinner tmrrw night lole. but it’ll all be ok. this k #kinda feels insane and fake like all of it. and my melon carton spilled in the subway and it was so embarrassing and i was very stressed. im #nervous but excited i wish this all felt realer but it’s nice and im excited to see more of boston. kinda crazy to be in a city where ppl #are alive and there are lots of sights and smells and sounds and things and it’s just there all the time every day. also kinda crazy to be #in massachusetts as a destination when the last time i was here as a destination both my grandparents were alive and their house existed 😃✌️#but i am trying not to think about that. but if i get to visit faneuil square i might cry lol #conference tag #also i have HORRIBLE motion sickness like even lying in bed under the covers i still feel like im on the train and the ground is swaying #underneath me…. wtf 👩🏻 but it’s fine. i am a normal girl i made it to boston and i have 2.5 days left here and iam looking forward to living #them and having smth to look forward to every day 🥳I just need to not be nervous. but also we are doing orientation in the BALLROOM and it’s #fucking massive like why’d they make it so big 😭😭😭😭😭 help

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necra-loid · 10 months

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finally gets astarion to like me (as in, actually progress to the next stage of approval) and my stupid ass computer crashes the game eight times in a row. being cucked by my broke ass PC this is unbelievable

#theres literally nothing else running except bg. its crashed like #a lot of times. somewhere arpund 30 #but now it wont load past this convo like at all - even tried backloading and thag wouldnt work either. im fuckjn dying here #letting it cool down for a bit before hitting my head with a brick again later tryibf to get it to work #dunno wtf else to do really #jam.txt

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oflgtfol · 6 months

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man i had a dream that venom 3 released and honestly it kinda sucked like not even in a fun way but it did end with canon symbrock

#and i was talking about it with all my coworkwrs 😭#i was like it was kinda mid but the last 5 minutes were so epic #and then they were like wtf the movie was amazing you dont like venom ??#and i was like NO DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE VENOM. SO MICH. YOU DONT EVEN KNOW. just the movie was mid!!!#like symby didnt even talk for a straight 30 minutes of the movie and during that time eddie was drugged and incoherent #so it was like okay. like. okay. i guess this is happening.#but the last 5 minutes were a love confession on eddie’s part so yknow !!!!!’#it was like rom com levels of love confession like no brushing that shit off. fucking monologue ass confession #brot posts #v posting #ARGH. if v3 sucks im gonna throw up

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pinkanonhopes · 10 months

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my dad accused me of being lazy just cause i've been spending lots of time in bed this week. sorry if im exhausted after having zero time for myself since the beginning of summer. sorry for wanting and needing a fucking break.

#i literally read an entire book between yesterday and today. wtf.#im not lazy im resting #also. i dont have lots of things to do since most of my friends are on vacation #so. what the fuck does he want me to do? have a run with 30 degrees outside????#i hate when he never even tries to listen to me #leo scrive

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chaos-coming · 10 months

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Allergies are a disability, full stop.

#the lady at the store i just bought food from was soo annoyed and refused to change her gloves or give me a fresh takeout container #after having put the wrong thing in my box #which i am highly allergic to #and i was too heatstruck and socially anxious to insist or refuse to buy it #so now im jacked up on antihistamines and praying i dont have to cancel my lessons this evening and end up in the hospital #she did what i asked but with 10 liters of attitude and after having touched absolutely everything with her same gloves #i should have known better but i was so hungry and had just spent 30 minutes walking around in 37C heat #sadly now i have to make a complaint to her boss that she wouldnt respect my allergy because this isnt a fucking joke #she was so rude about it too like wtf lady youre the one who put the wrong thing in my box to begin with #and im not even sure she gave me the right one in the end bc i couldnt taste it bc i immediately had a reaction #and had to call my dad panicking in case i needed to go to the hospital someone should know

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stevethehairington · 1 year

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oh i am about to LOSE IT. i just got a notification that two things have been delivered to me, but when i went downstairs to check the mail there was NOTHING there. nothing in my actual mailbox and nothing sitting in the hallway. and now i am EYESEYESEYESEYES because where the fuck is my mail?????

#one of the items was a shirt that was only restocked for black friday and sold out ALMOST IMMEDIATELY #so like. if it didnt get delivered/got stolen i really Do Not think i will be able to get it replaced #and if thats the case i will CRY bc i wanted this shirt SO BAD #im just hoping that maybe they jumped the gun and marked it as delivered early????#bc what the FUCK!!!!!#holding out hope bc usps says i have something else still out for delivery that should get here by 8pm #so im HOPINGBEYONDHOPE that thats correct and theyre delivering it all together later #I HATE THIS THO I HATE THIS SO MUCH #and if i try to call usps to ask about it they will very likely have NOTHING for me bc i have been through this too many times #and they have NEVER once helped #or they go 'oh well u have to wait like 5 days after delivery to report it' and even then its a whole stupid shitty ass process #that doesnt do shit!!!!#i am literally going to go down and check like. every fuckin 30 minutes now or something wtf #ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #mack rambles

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bateshouse · 6 months

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my new years resolution should really be to take my art more seriously and take classes and stuff because i still have not done that! but i just do not like doing things. the ardent love in my heart for doing fuck all

#im sooo undisciplined i cant even make myself draw for like 30 minutes a day..#when i was in university i was pretty disciplined wtf happened

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armandism · 10 months

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no cause i thought abt the talk i had with this gender psychologist or whtever the hell she is and got so mad again

#it was so infantilizing #that she thinks my social anxiety is the reason i dont go out a lot #and not the fact i just dont want to #which ive told her multiple times #and ive said my anxiety is under control im fucking fine and she suggests i go back to therapy #are you even listening lady??#she thinks because i dont give a shit that im in a little safety bubble no maam i just dont give a flying fuck #i say i do weightlifting and she says i should do sports???#i just feel like she has an image of all her patients and has her sentences and things prepared #and i dont fit into it so she tries to force me into it #i asked her if we could do these talks via zoom in the future cause its a 1 and a half hour ride to see her and the same back home #and mind u our talks are like 30 minutes long #and she says no she thinks its better i come there so i get out of the house #literally go fuck yourself #youre not my therapist and im here because im trans not because i have anxiety #which is under control. which ive said multiple fucking times #my god she is just so exhausting #and she makes it so awkward i come in and shes just like looking at me and waiting for me to talk #wtf am i supposed to say i didnt do shit and my genders still the same #and she asks me every single session about getting my name and gender legally changed #and i say maam there is no fucking rush i am very much still seen as a woman itd be weird if my id said male as of now #also i dont have the money #she says well its only like 75 franks. I DONT HAVE THE MONEY I KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS #MEINE GÜTE

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honeyboyfelix · 8 months

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told wriothesley id make a tea if he came home... what tea should i make?

#genshin impact #im sorry to my none genshin followers who dont know what this means i realized mid post this looks insane #anyway i have a c2 diluc and a wriothesley now :)#i lost to diluc like....20 pity in and i was like?????? wtf ok #and then i thought i was gonna have to farm hard cause i only had like 78 fates #but i got him with....3 fates left.......#actually all my favs seem to come home when im doing single pulls down to the last fates #and then the ones im not even trying to actually get come in like 30 pulls outta nowhere #anyway i have to be the only person left on earth who doesnt care if they lose pity on diluc....thats my main hes so fucking stronk for me #🤧🤧🤧

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