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apparently-i-like-mcyts-now · 3 years

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My thoughts for the tales from the smp episode all in one post

YOOOO THE MAP LOOKS SO DOPE

TECHNO POG

sir billiam?? Jfjkfkg

techno english major pog

NO POOR PEOPLE JGKAKKQKF

RANBOO IS THE BUTLER

MAN,,, EAT THE RICH /J

JFKSJWIWOF

TECHNO IS AMAZING I LOVE HIM

JFKSKKWLKF

GOD I AM LOVING THIS

yoooo props to karl and the builders

ofc techno's favorite painting is the wither one

jsjskkfkgkgkg ranboo

man i am lovin techno's character its so pog

jdkdooskwlfl balls

FUNDYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OLIVER CUMBUCKET???? JDKODOWKR

wait does karl have eyebags??? jdjfkkglh

BAD!!!!

SEBASTIAN POG

jfjkfkf

SAPNAP

SAPNAP POG

JAMES???

DIVORCED KFKFKKFKD POOR JAMES JFKGK

JFJODKDKSKJWJDJG KARL IN A PIANO WHAT WILL HE DO

NIKIIIIIIIIIII

watch this be a murder mystery,,, if it is i expect ranboo to be the murderer

QUACKITYYYYYYYYY

NUDIST PARTY JFKSLKEJF

HDJDJKWKE

QUACKITY IS THE BEST CHARACTER

MIKES HARD LEMONADE

LORD JESUS H. CHRIST JFKFKKGKG

SOUTHERN CHRISTIAN ARC JFKGKLH

OH MY GOD IM LOVING THIS SM

KFKFKFKGL

A............

FJJDJIFIWJWJ

JDJKFKFKFKFKFKKFKFKEKOW QUACKITY IS AMAZING

DREW P. WEINER JFKFKKSKKD

OH DIODOFKWOQOW

VITAMIN BROKE,,,,

kfkkdkfkwkkw

DUCK DUCK GOOSE JGKFKEKKE

THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN LONDON BEFORE

THEY B SKIPPIN OVER DREW JFKFKKF

JDJFKFKKGL

WHATS A YT

they really just be playin duck duck goose huh

LMAO I LOVE THAT TRANSITION JFJFKVKKG

oh?? a player is highlighted

is that niki?

IT IS A MURDER MYSTERY??????

WHO DIED???

BUTLER SPEAKS,,,

NIKI AND Q ARE GONE CRABRAVE

NIKI IS DEFFO THE MURDERER JFKFKKG

DREW P. PENIS SAPNAP P L EAS E

OOOOOOO SECRET ROOM???????

canonically i see somebodys blood kfkfodod

OH GOD OH HECK ITS A MURDER MYSTERY POg

noooooo drew p. weiner is gone crabrave

watch ranboo be the murderer

ooooooh secret rooms pog

uh oh

someone will die again pog

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh SOMEONE DIED

I CANt HEAR NIKI OR FUNDY

NIKI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUNDY IS DROWNING KEKEOOW

london jfkkfkg

Chat really be out here sayin Tommy hates women JFJGJJG

MOST MINECRAFT STREAMERS ARE CRIMINALS AFTER ALL

MED BAY SCAN HFJDIWO

killers dont lie fjisikf

im tellin you its ranboo bc he isnt able to speak

MILK??????????

RANBOO REALLY JUST BE SPEWIN MILK

MANS REALLY JUST WENT OKAY AND DRANK POISON JFIFIFIKRKSKQK

leearia?? how tf do you spell niki's name

BRUH NEW SECRET ROOM

WHAT ARE YOU BUGS BUNNY?

sebastian is drunk pog

uh oh death poggers

milk in the bathtub

the music is so fun but its a murder mystery JJJCKFKFKKFQLLW

MAN SEBASTIAN REALLY JUST LOVES WINE HUH?

UUUHHHHHHHHH

SEBASTIAN IS GONE CRABRAVE

OH HECK

sleepover pog

OH NO JAMES IS GONE CRABRAVE

CAUGHT IN 4K

no. not me.

poor butler man

union hfjfiepqlje

PIANO FUNDY POG

BILLIAM REALLY WANTS DEATH HUH

techno laughed too hard and made himself lightheaded

VAULT

EGG???????????

E G G ??????

IS THIS SET IN THE FUTURE??

THE EGG WTF WTF WTF

EGG OH GOD BILLIAM LIKES THE EGG??

THE EGG

MAN,,, THE EGG PLOT

UPPER MIDDLE CLASS JFKDKWKKW

UH OH

EGG????

RANBOO IS THE MURDERER I CALLED IT LMAOOOOOOOOO

OH FUCK BLACK SCREEN

LORE HECK YEAHHHHHHHH

LETS GOOOO

man in like a million years i wouldn't have thought that this tale included the fuckinv egg

WHITE??? WHY IS EVRYTNI WHITE

WITHER ROSE??

WHAT IS THIS PLACE

BOOK

WHITE HOODIE KARL

technical difficulties??

TECHNICAL difficulties JFJFKFK

YOOOO THE BUILDS ARE SO POG

SWING???

OH WHITE TREE??

WHAT IS THIS PLACE

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES LMAOOOOOOOOO

LETS GOOOOOO

BOOK

The inbetween

OH SHIT

YOOOOOOO

HOME AWAY FROM HOME POG

YES MORE KNOWLEDGE ABT TIME TRAVEL POWERS LETS GOOOOOOO

WHITE HOODIE KARL

ugh the castle is so prettyyyyyyy

KNOWLEDGE BOOK 1

he doesnt get to choose when to go and when to return

oh YES THE AMNESIA CAN BE SOLVED

THE CASTLE IS THE KEY TO FIXIN HIS AMNESIA OWO

owo the castle is so poggers i love it sm

WARNING BOOK

HE HAS TO CONTINUE TIME TRAVELLING and he will always come back to the inbetween to regroup

HE HAS TO WRITE THE EVERY STORY

HE HAS TO MOVE THE LIBRARY

NO ONE SHOULD KNOW WHERE THE STORIES COME FROM AND THE LIBRARY SHOULD BE KEPT SAFE AT ALL COSTS

man the castle is so dope

black screen once again,,

Mans in a cave??

OH ITS THE LIBRARY

HE IS WRITIN THE MASQUERADE BOOK

FUCK MY WIFI IS FUCKIN AROIND STOP

WIFI YOU HOE

WIFI IM TRYNA TO WATCH SMTHN HERE

WIFIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU SHIT

bruh my wifi hates me >:((((

anyways mans is just writin the story

I CHECKED CHAT AND THE BOOK FOR THE BEACH EPISODE IS MISSIN

journal entry pog

yoooo small detail: the lanterns are swayin its so pog

MAN HE WANTS HAPPINESS fOR YHE SERVER OWO

last page is "Don't forget yourself."

OH NEW ENDSCREEN????

CREDITS POGGERS

Ugh the animation is so good

yoooooooo this is so poggers

MAN THIS WAS SO GOOD

gods i love this episode

#karl jacobs #badboyhalo #technoblade #itsfundy #nihachu #sapnap #quackity #ranboo #tales from the smp #dream smp #cursing #b is liveblogging

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dididrawsblog · 5 years

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Mr. Perfect // slow burn

Part V

Summary: Steve Harrington was the coolest guy at school and now he’s working with you at the rental store. Very complicated story about complicated feelings.

Pairing: Steve Harrington/ You

Warning: language

A/N: IM ALIVE! Yeah..This chapter is big so make some tea and prepare yourself. Btw, if you guys have any suggestions about the plot you can write them in the comments.

Sunday 1 am. You were sitting on the ground with your back placed to a cold wall of an old building. Your knees were covered with scratches and blood and the hem of your dress was torn. It was a cold night. The light of the sign ‘Family video’ painted your face red. You were barely crying and you didn’t even know why. Was it because of knee pain or because of Steve? You shivered because of wind and pulled your knees to chest. You felt betrayed. Betrayed and lonely. You picked up a bottle of tequila and took a big swallow. You’d been drinking the whole way here and now the bottle was half empty. Or half full. You giggled. Hot tears went down your cheek.

Let’s get back to the start.

Saturday evening; 7pm.

You were helping a very annoying man who didn’t know what he wanted. You had been standing in front of shelves with movies for thirty minutes. He touched his unshaved chin and looked at your exhausted face one more time.

“So, will you help me or not?” He asked you with that disdainful and haughty expression. His enormous belly was falling over the edge of his pants, he had a greasy spot on his t-shirt and yellow teeth. Jesus. He smelled like shit.

“Sure. Let’s repeat. What kind of film do you want?” You said with your teeth clenched.

“Jesus Christ. It’s very simple! I need a horror movie with a complicated romantic relationship and sprinkles of comedy”

“And?”

“Right! It’s very important - NUNS!” Like he forgot about that long discussion.

“Sir” You took a deep breath. “I’m telling you one more time: we don’t have movies like that. We either have horrors with shitty love story or comedies with shitty love story AND none of them have NUNS” You didn’t know what was wrong with that man but he pissed you out. You look at his red face that matched his t-shirt and suddenly caught Steve’s eyes behind him. Harrington was standing five feet away from you.

“Listen to me-“ Red face made a step to you and almost grabbed your hand. He was furious about a fucking movie. Man, get a life! You were getting not just exhausted but mad as hell. Before any word came out of your mouth, Steve placed his hand on mans’s shoulder.

“What about ‘Sister Gertrude’? It’s a horror with a nun and it is hilarious sometimes. I mean have you ever seen a possessed nun?” Steve gave him a tape and winked at you. You smiled unconsciously.

“But what about love line?” The man kept looking at the tape, he wasn’t that red anymore.

“It’s hard not to fall in love with Gertrude, isn’t it?” Steve’s gaze was still fixed on you and you rolled your eyes. The man thanked Steve for his help and went to the counter. Right. Thanks, Steve.

“Asshole.” Said Steve and came closer.

“Did you see his huge hairy wart on his neck?” He laughed.

“No...but I can see it from here. God” He brushed his hair with a hand, looking at Robin. “Do you- I mean... If you want... of course..”

“What? Did you forget how to use words?” That was a bit harsh. Sometimes you say something but you don’t really mean it. You made a small cough and looked away.

“I’m having a party this Sunday which is tomorrow. So, I’m asking you if you wanna come.” He rubbed his neck awkwardly. Sun went down behind him and the sunlight turned his hair gold. He is a tall and well built guy. Like a statue in a museum. Steve was looking at his hands waiting for an answer. “Robin will be there too”

“Yeah...um. Okay” that’s all you could say.

“Really?” He smiled widely. Such a child.

“Of course. Why not?”

“Okay. Cool...ugh. See you tomorrow then” He started to back up still looking in your eyes. He accidentally hit a rack with films and it fell down covering the floor with romcoms. You heard Robin laughing hard and you joined her.

“Dingus!” She said to him. “Clean everything up and come to me. I need to tell you something”

You came to the poor boy and sit next to him grabbing a pale of movies. You were so close you almost hear him breathing. His hair brushed your cheek and your shoulders touched. You quickly stood up and went to the storage room. You just needed to hide your rose face. You are too overeating. Like, it’s just Steve Harrington. Calm down.

Next day you spent with your mom watching movies and doing nothing. You were relaxing after a hard day at work. You couldn’t stop thinking about the party though. You were too concerned about it. At eight pm you took a shower and waited for Robin to come. You couldn’t remember the last time you’d been preparing for the party with a friend. All those dresses and shoes and rock music and talks about getting drunk tonight.

Robin came to you fully prepared. She looked stunning and bitchin at the same time. She helped you to choose a dress and did you a makeover. You felt so great spending that time with Robin. She was so funny and supportive and cool. Like you have a real friend. Maybe she is your friend.

You were standing in front of wooden doors of Harrington house. It was a large two-storey building with a brown roof. You felt exited standing next to the blue-eyed girl who knocked on the door. Five minutes later the party boy opened to you. He was standing right in front of you holding a red cup with liquid. Just like the last time you’d visited his house. There was a difference though. Now he was looking at you. He noticed you. He knew you are here. And he smiled.

“Hello, ladies. I’m glad you’re here” he grabbed both of you and pulled in. House was full of teens and booze. You saw some people from high school but they weren’t there at the first party. They were ghost at school just like you. Then you realised that most of them was Robin’s friends. The crowd of people tugged you into the living room. Right to the dance floor. You couldn’t find Steve or Robin in that mess so you just danced. You had a chat with some classmates, moved your body a little and as party went by you realised you didn’t drink yet.

You went to the kitchen to grab something . Nobody was there. Just a table with snacks and a bowl with cherry punch. You didn’t bother about finding Robin anymore. You lost her as you came in. The wave of people devoured her. You were wondering was she having fun out there or looking for you? Guess she just forgot about you. Standing there drinking sweet-n-sour drink you listened to the sounds of music from the next room. You just needed a second to relax when Steve came. There was a bottle in his hand and he was rather tipsy.

“Here’s Y/N! How ar ya?” He sat on the couch in front of the table.

“I’m good. Yeah, it’s a pretty nice party” you came to him with a cup of punch, taking a bottle from him and adding some alcohol there. It wasn’t a nice party. You felt forgotten. Again. But now he’s here right?

“Jesus, I’m so happy you’re here. C’mon. Sit next to me” he pulled you closer on the sofa and placed his head on your shoulder. He’s not just tipsy. He’s drunk. You can smell it now.

“I can’t find Robin out there. She’s just disappeared” you looked in your cup and then at Steve. He was so close now. His eyes was fixed on you, his soft hair tickled your cheek and god... You liked it. You made a sip and burning liquid went down your throat.

“What?” You finally asked that dork who kept looking at you.

“What ‘what’?”

“You are an idiot, Steve Harrington” You smiled softly taking another drink.

“And you are beautiful, Y/N Y/L/N” your cheeks turned red and you turned your head away.

Robin with a couple of people interrupted your moment of awkwardness. There she is. She seemed busy talking and laughing and drinking. You stood up and went to the bathroom to fresh up as fast as you could. Your face were burning when you washed it with cold water. No, no, no. Not Harrington. Anyway, he didn’t mean it. He is drunk. You sat down on the corner of the bathtub and took a deep breath. This party sucks. Steve and Robin...That’s so messed up. You fixed your makeup a little bit and looked at yourself in the mirror. You never considered yourself as ‘beautiful’. Pretty, funny, smart but not...beautiful. To be logical, you didn’t have the perfect body from magazines and your hair and face. It just didn’t make any sense.

Sound of breaking glass pulled you out of your thoughts. Your opened the door and heard screaming. It was scary. The loud and angry voice cut the air. Sounded like a fight. Probably a serious one. The only thing you could think about now was to find a weapon. Yeah..weird. But it wasn’t your first party-fight. You came out of the bathroom and went into the closest room you saw. Presumably Steve’s room. You hadn’t got enough time to examine it so you just grabbed the barbed bat near his bed. By the time you went downstairs right into the living room, Steve was already fighting with...Um, you couldn’t see through the crowd. You jumped but still nothing. BAM! The crowd dispersed and you saw Harrington on the ground. His back was placed to the coffee table. Blood was dripping down from the corner of his mouth and from the scratch on the cheek. Tommy H. stood in front of him. He wanted to attack again.

“GET AWAY FROM HIM!” You screamed and hit the floor with the bat. Tommy turned around and looked at you. Actually, everyone was looking at you. The girl who nobody knew was standing in a small dress and a big bat in front of the king of assholes.

“Hey, look who’s here. Sorry, I don’t remember your name. Steve, do you- No, I don’t think you remember her” Tommy smiled at you and you almost threw up. He took a step closer. This jerk knows who are you.

“One more step and I’ll beat the shit out of you” he didn’t listen. He just came closer when you hit the floor with the bat again. It was very close to his feet. He jumped back.

“Bitch” Tommy slowly turned around and went away. You dropped the bat and came to Steve.

“Jesus, Harrington. Why did you invite him?” Robin brought up a wet towel and placed it to his cheek.

“He didn’t” she looked at you. Where was she by the way? “I..um. I’ve invited his sister” Robin looked sad and disappointed. Steve couldn’t think or do anything cause he was drunk and beaten. His head was lying on her lap.

“And why did you do that?” You asked her as calm as you could. You actually wanted to shout at her.

“I didn’t know she’ll bring her brother and...boyfriend” It didn’t make any sense. It wasn’t even an answer to your question.

“Robin, what the hell? I came here because of you and I thought we could have some good time. And you just left me for an asshole’s sister. You left me all alone in the house full of strangers” She looked away.

“Sorry, but you won’t understand” she whispered.

“Clearly, I don’t understand anything” you stood up. “What’s wrong with you?” Robin looked scared and ashamed. You suddenly felt bad for your words. There was something you didn’t know. Something very bad.

Steve opened his eyes...well an eye actually. He looked at Robin who was barely crying and you. Furious.

“Out” he whispered.

“What?” You finally noticed him.

“I said get the hell out of my house” he said it so simple. Like he wasn’t throwing you out. Like it was a small talk about weather. But it hit you hard.

You left. With no words. You just grabbed a bottle from the ground near the exit and left. While you were coming down the stairs, you tripped and fell, tearing your tights. It was painful but you stood up, took down your shoes and leaded down the street.

And now we are here.

You wiped your tears and pressed your head to the wall. Your eyes were closed. Silence. Sounds of footsteps.

“Hey” said very familiar voice.

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lookwhatilost · 6 years

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cool, i have an hour to kill so im jst going to answer this dumb ask meme that i saw on my dash under a cut, bc i definitely do not have enough followers to engage w stuff like this the normal way

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? spotify

is your room messy or clean? messy

what color are your eyes? brown

do you like your name? why? i’ve hated it for as long as i can remember. thinking it’s jst the combination of it being an unusual first name, being picked on for it a lot bc kids are mean, and having everyone around me insist that i’d love my name come adulthood bc it never ended up happening. i still want to change it legally but i have to figure out something i won’t tire of. “jackie” is working for now but idk abt committing to that one

what is your relationship status? disinterested

describe your personality in 3 words or less turbulent

what color hair do you have? dark brown

what kind of car do you drive? color? blue honda civic

where do you shop? forever 21, h&m, a few places online

how would you describe your style? trying too hard

favorite social media account i like kbnoswag on twitter lmao

what size bed do you have? queen

any siblings? jst col and my two step sisters

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? probably anchorage bc it’s scenic, the housing/rental market is abt the same as it is here, but the wages tend to be higher

favorite snapchat filter? when they make special versions of the dog filter for different holidays... i love those

favorite makeup brand(s) nyx mainly

how many times a week do you shower? i do it every day but if im in a shitty place mentally, i wont on my days off

favorite tv show? bojack horseman

shoe size? 9

how tall are you? 5′7″

sandals or sneakers? sneakers

do you go to the gym? i work out but i dnt go to a gym bc i’ve always had exercise equipment at home and my apartment has a fitness center, so i cant justify paying for a membership

describe your dream date i dream abt other things

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? $70

what color socks are you wearing? blue

how many pillows do you sleep with? 4 bc i love only using 2 and then kicking the other ones off my bed somehow when im asleep

do you have a job? what do you do? yeah, i’ve been doing hair for 4 odd years now

how many friends do you have? a decent handful but i only consider myself very close w two of them

whats the worst thing you have ever done? a lot probably but nothing rly sticks out to me as the objective “worst”

whats your favorite candle scent? yankee candle makes one called “golden sands” and i like that one a lot

3 favorite boy names/3 favorite girl names for various rzns i’d rather not answer the baby names question. pass

favorite actor? i can’t think of one off the top of my head, but i like jim carrey a lot

favorite actress? amy adams!

who is your celebrity crush? i’m not invested in famous ppl like that, but if you asked me this when i was 12, i’d have said pete wentz lmfao. probably my only one ever

favorite movie? this is hard lol. arrival, interstellar, and gone girl come to mind, though

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? i do. difficult to pick favorites bc i like more nonfiction stuff... i liked a brief history of time a lot

money or brains? brains. i have my own money

do you have a nickname? what is it? jackie is technically a nickname i guess. fati calls me “salvadore” and i hate it w a passion

how many times have you been to the hospital? a lot but i’ve only stayed there for an extended period 3 times

top 10 favorite songs stop they’re all special to me in different ways...

do you take any medications daily? i did for a while

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) oily

what is your biggest fear? nothing that hasn’t already happened lol

how many kids do you want? none

whats your go to hair style? i cut it into a bob periodically and let it grow out until it annoys me, rinse and repeat til i die

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) average?

who is your role model? no one. all people are jst people

what was the last compliment you received? probably someone calling me smart or something. i hear it a lot but i dnt rly believe it

what was the last text you sent? “yes binch”

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? probably pretty young if i was ever lead to believe it period. i dnt remember ever having any faith in that

what is your dream car? i had my dream car and it was more of a hassle than anything. a good metaphor for life, probably

opinion on smoking? cigarettes? do whatever you want. weed? do whatever you want, but stop saying it cures cancer. meth/crack? maybe you should chill

do you go to college? that didn’t work out

what is your dream job? being able to sustain myself without one

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? suburbs definitely. lived in rural areas before. driving 30 minutes one way to the grocery store is not something i ever feel inclined to experience again.

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? depends on what they are

do you have freckles? yes

do you smile for pictures? only when my mom makes me

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 2377

have you ever peed in the woods? no

do you still watch cartoons? i mean bojack is a cartoon. but ones for children, no

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? stan wendy

Favorite dipping sauce? chick fil a sauce

what do you wear to bed? long old tshirt and this jacket i have from middle school typically lol. i have 3 actual pairs of pajamas though

have you ever won a spelling bee? i’ve never had an opportunity to even enroll in one. my schools never ran them

what are your hobbies? i read and write a lot, still trying to kill the rolling stone 500 albums list, i paint sometimes, jst general Bitch Desperate For Escapism things

can you draw? i used to a lot more than i do now but i’m still halfway decent at it

do you play an instrument? guitar & bass. i’m better at bass. i’m better at guitar hero but that dznt count

what was the last concert you saw? fall out boy i think? i’m having trouble remembering if that was before or after roger waters

tea or coffee? both but tea is a little easier to make so i drink more of it

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? bux. jesus christ

do you want to get married? not planning on it

what is your crush’s first and last initial? i’m too disillusioned to feel that way abt ppl rn

are you going to change your last name when you get married? definitely not

what color looks best on you? pastels

do you miss anyone right now? yeah but it dznt matter

do you sleep with your door open or closed? closed

do you believe in ghosts? absolutely

what is your biggest pet peeve? when customers make a scissor cutting motion w their hands when they’re describing their haircut to me. it’s sooooo weird and stupid and idg why so many people do it

last person you called` ian

favorite ice cream flavor? mint chocolate chip

regular oreos or golden oreos? regular

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? i hate sprinkles bc they are pointless

what shirt are you wearing? a tank top

what is your phone background? my lock screen is a pic i took of the lacey street theater in fairbanks the first time i was there. my background is a pic i took in denali when i was there w ian

are you outgoing or shy? i want to socialize but i dnt know how. shy i guess?

do you like it when people play with your hair? no, honestly i find it rly unpleasant

do you like your neighbors? katie and alexis are the best drinking buddies anyone could ask for. isaac is great. everyone else i could take or leave

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? yes and both

have you ever been high? yeah

have you ever been drunk? constantly

last thing you ate? 1/2 of a jimmy johns veggie club

favorite lyrics right now uhhhh idk i dnt get stuck on music like that

summer or winter? winter

day or night? night

dark, milk, or white chocolate? i dnt rly like chocolate

favorite month? october

what is your zodiac sign gemini

who was the last person you cried in front of? ian

#Ask memes

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plzshutup · 7 years

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Sherlock 4x3

This is a thing im putting myself through

Pretty sure this episode is the reason everyone disowns this season

Mycroft wtf

AW LOOK AT THEM BEING A FAMILY AND BROTHERS

He's been carrying a sword this whole time of course

Wherever mycroft is looks a lot like Sherlock's mind palace

WTF WITH THE CLOWN

Holy shit the handle is a gun that's fucking badass

I strive to be sherlock's level of petty

"Hey bro"

THEY'RE SO CUTE GOD MY JOHNLOCK HEART

JOHN MY SARCASTIC BOY

This is adorable, I'm in love

Theyre little smirks god these little assholes I love them

Where's rosie

SHERLOCK JUST CALLED JOHN FAMILY FUCK ME

JOHN'S SMIRK

They're such a married couple

Jesus eurus

LOOK AT LITTLE SHERLOCK WITH REDBEARD

SHE KILLED REDBEARD HOW FUCKING DARE SHE

Several questions:when did sherlock learn what a drone is? And why the fuck does john not know what a grenade looks like? He was in a war god damn it

Sherlock finally admitting what he thinks of mycroft is my aesthetic

THEY'RE PIRATES HOW CUTE LOOK AT JOHN IN SYNC WITH HIS HUSBAND

"Yeah, I really am" my heart

Mycroft you cutie glad you're okay

Lol he doesn't know silence of the lambs

Not gonna lie when she said bottoms aren't really pretty I thought she was talking about gay bottoms and not butts

"I'm too clever" nightmare fuel

Couldn't she stab herself with the bow

WHAT ABOUT REDBEARD

"Oh, have you had sex" with jOHN

MYCROFT YOU JUST SAiD TALKING TO HER THEN THEY'RE COMPROMISED WHY WOULD YOU LET SHERLOCK GO

I've never been more confused

DON'T HURT MY BABY

Jesus Christ I'm not even half way through

JOHN SAVE SHERLOCK

Wtf moriarty

WHAT

HOW IS HE ALIVE

He's so precious omg

Wait no Alex stop he's a murderer

HE'S DOWN WITH THE KIDS OMG

HE'S SO GA Y

Moriarty's whistle is like a dog whistle for criminals

OK I GET IT NOW

Why the fuck was moriarty her Christmas present?

Eurus is terrifying I don't like her

Sherlock stating that he needs john or that John is useful is my kink

SHERLOCK WAS WILLING TO KILL SO THEY WOULDNT HAVE TO F U C K

Why is he choosing mycroft, John has killed before

JOHN JUST FUCJING DO IT MAN

I talked too soon, sherlock comforting john is my kink

YES EURUS VERY INTERESTING BECAUSE SHERLOCK ASKED JOHN IF HE'S ALRIGHT EVEN THOUGH HIS BROTHER IS CURRENTLY THROWING UP

MY JOHNLOCK HEART

how are they going to get out of this

Did no one understand her rules? Like fuck, you guys shouldn't be surprised

Look at my detectives, I love them. John knows how to talk to the girl

I hope the whole plane thing is a ruse

MY BA BES DON'T DESERVE THIS EURUS

Oh molly....

Fuck man she doesn't deserve this

WHEN SHERLOCK SAYS YOUR MY FRIEND LORD KILL ME

Is this the first time he's every said I love you because if so euRUS

Oh my poor baby

"Hey, sis" oh my god?

F U CK HE HAS TO KILL ONE

I'M SO CONFUSED MYCROFT IS SAYING SHOOT JOHN BUT HE'S ALSO SAYING SHIT THAT'LL MAKE SHERLOCK SHOOT HIM AND JOHN IS JUST BEING A FUCKING GRYFFINDOR AND GOD

MYCROFT I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GAME YOU'RE PLAYING YOU'RE HURTING JOBNS FEELINGS SO STOP IT

If sherlock says john can't be replace I might actually scream

I KNEW IT MYCROFT YOU DARLING

HE'S GONNA KILL HIS OWN BROTHER SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO KILL JOHN I'M GOING TO CRY HOW DO PEOPLE NOT THINK THEY'RE IN LOVE

John you small bean

FUCK

SHERLOCK DON'T YOU DARE I SWEAR TO GOD

Sherlock you precious bean you just woke up from being knocked out and you're immediately helping the girk god bless

DID SHE PUT JOHN WHERE SHE PUT REDBEARD BECAUSE IF SO THEN THERE'S SO MUCH SYMBOLISM THERE??????

JOHN IS REDBEARD

REDBEARD WAS SHERLOCK'S FRIEND

THEY PLAYED PIRATES

AND NOW JOHN

O H M Y G O D

He's crying, no stop I can't deal with sherlock crying

Aw eurus

OK BUT JOHN

HE SAID GREG

"It is what it is" it's like they want to kill me

Are they going to play violent together??

Will 221b be okay because that's an important secondary character to me

I FORGOT JOHN DOESN'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE

HE SPRAY PAINTED THE FACE AGAIN M Y H E A R T

HE RESHOT THE WALLS

HE'S TELLING HER THEIR STORG THROUGH VIOLIN

SHERLOCK IS HOLDING ROSIE I'M A MESS

THEY'RE DAD'S

MY BAKER STREET BOYS

That montage at the end was absolutely everything i never knew I needed

#alex watches sherlock #sherlock 4x3

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ashis2gay4u · 5 years

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Conversations with Friends

Me *talking to a friend*: do you,, do you ever sneeze so hard your tampon falls out

Me:

Me: cause I almost did exactly that

Friend: what the fuck

Friend: do you,, do you ever just-

Me: want to die? All the time.

Friend:

Me:

Friend: are you,, are you okay-

Me: you and I both know the answer is absolutely not, my guy

Me: I feel like a cloud

Friend: are you high?

Me: bitch I wish I was

Me: that dog is so cute

Friend: that dog looks like a rat

Me, already pulling out the antique dagger I bought earlier: t h e f u c k y o u j u s t s a y

Me: *is reading drarry smut*

Friend: hey! You're reading Harry Potter??

Me: uh-

Friend #2: nah, he's reading Drarry smut, aren't you, Ashton? :)

Me: h o w d a r e you call me out like that-

Friend: the fuck is drarry smut?

Me and Friend #2: o h n o

Me: hey, do you even lift bro?

Friend, who's carrying three big ass boxes of pop over one shoulder: uhm

Me:

Friend:

Me: I guess you do

Me: so, I did shrooms

Friend: Ashton w h y

Me: so I could be like Alice in Wonderland and talk to the guy with the hookah

Friend: and did you?

Me: I called my dad asking him to locate me on google maps because I forgot I had my phone in my hand

Friend: Ashton, w h y

Me: and then I stole a bag of M&M's from my grandma and told her that her hair looked like a poodle

Friend:

Me:

Friend: did you learn anything?

Me: yeah, don't do shrooms after drinking two cans of Monster, I thought my heartbeat was a pack of bongo's following me

Friend: size doesn't matter, personality does

Me: personality won't make me squirt, sorry

Me: dinosaurs are birds

Friend: how?

Me: science

Friend: *has a coughing fit*

Me: don't die

Me:

Me: it's really bad for ur health

Friend: Ashton p l e a s e-

*Friend and me, walking along a cliff*

Friend: wow it's so high up

Me: wait

Me: can I just

Me: y e e t myself into the whirlpool?

Friend: aSHTON NO-

Me: my guy, you look beautiful

Friend: thanks!!❤

Me: but never as beautiful as the almighty god, Jesus Christ

Friend: ...you don't believe in-

Me: do you realize we go to catholic school? I'm putting on a show so they don't sacrifice us

Friend: why do you do this

Me: so I watched this movie the other day

Friend: what was it about?

Me: it was about cannibals

Friend:

Me: honestly it looks so cool

Friend:

Me:

Me: let's try it

Friend: n o

Friend: I used to have a crush on you

Me: Aweeeee really?

Friend: *nods*

Me: good, everybody should like me at least once

Me: aaahhh, I'm too gay

Friend: you're dating a guy

Me: I'm genderfluid, and im currently male, so I'm gay.

Friend: but-

Me: istg if you throw semantics at me o n e m o r e t i m e-

Me: my body is yelling for children

Friend: er,, w h a t?

Me: I'm on my period

Me: please come over for cuddles and horror movies

Friend:

Me: and bring chocolate

Me: oh my g o d s

Friend: what?

Me: nothing, I just wanted your attention

Me: please love me

Me: people say I'm too mean

Friend: you're a sweetheart!!

Me, remembering the time I threw a knife at a guy because he scared me: ahaha yeah I guess so

Me: sorry about last night, I talk shit about myself when I'm depressed lmao

Friend: yeah I figured as much

Me: I mean, after all, I'm a g o d

Friend:

Me: the god of bad choices, pretty faces, human rights, and dumb shit such as seeing who can smoke the most pot without greening out

Friend: *sends a picture*

Me: *takes one look at it, screams and throws phone across my desk*

Me: that was horrifying

Me:

Me: better send it to everyone I know

Me *to friend*: thanks for the nightmare fuel

Friend: uhhh

Me: I'm sending this to everyone

Friend:

Me: including my parents

Friend: wait-

Me: i t i s d o n e

Me: Heyheyhey

Me: buddy old pal

Me: the bestest friend i have

Friend: what do you want now?

Me: can you like,, not assume I want somethin' for once?

Friend:

Me: what if I just wanna talk? Ever considered that?

Friend: what do you wanna talk about

Me: nothing I just wanted to know if I could have your xbox and ps3 when you die

Friend: why are you like this

Me *after reading that one stupid article*: so, if does Bruno Mars is gay-

Friend: w h a t t h e f u c k d o e s t h a t m e a n

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Me: so,, if does Bruno Mars is gay-

Friend: I have a question

Me: I mayhaps have an answer

Friend: are you a lesbian?

Me: if I was a lesbian I'd have such big dick energy everybody would fear me but unfortunately I'm pansexual

Friend:

Me:

Friend: so you like pans??

Me: yes, my guy, I like pans. I fuck pans on the daily, my mom locks them away so I can't stick them up my hoohah

Friend:

Me: ask me again and I'll murder you

Friend: so if you like girls and guys,, do you have threesomes?

Me: the day I have a threesome is the day the world ends because nobody fuckin' likes me

Friend:

Me:

Friend: Ashton, we talked about this-

Friend: eww people drink blood

Me: cannibals

Friend: no they call themselves vampires

Me: they're cannibals, Jared

Friend: lemurs are zebra monkeys

Me: the fuck you mean

Friend: and zebras are white horses painted to look trippy

Me: Jared,, we talked about your stupidity

Me: so my parents asked me how I was doing

Friend: and?

Me: and I tried to say "I'm fine" and "I feel dead" at the same time

Friend:

Me: I told them I was dead

Me: I legit said "I'm dead" and all Dad said was "well how can we afford a funeral without the baby bonus" and-

Friend: Ashton, what the fuck

Me, sobbing: I almost jumped off the balcony I was so mad

Me: I'm smad

Friend: the fuck is that

Me: have you ever seen that meme-

Me: I'm so fuckin' done with life

Me: how dare she look at me like that

Me: and then walk away like nothing happened

Me: rude ass bitch

Friend: wait who

Me: my d o g, she came over and glared at me when I called her name and then walked away

Friend:

Me: am I that unlikeable?? How could she do this!!

Friend: Ashton,, please

Me: you know what I love?

Friend: what?

Me: murder

Friend: w u t-

Me: murder. Murder, and tacos.

Friend: imagine a girlfriend who watches horror movies with you

Me: imagine having the ability to find a bisexual girl in this giant city who wants to be your girlfriend

Friend: are you okay?

Me *crying over my spilt ramen*: yeah, why??

#i make too many cannibal jokes ngl #my friends hate me istg #i have a problem #i have no filter #im actually never high during these convos #my friends #my frens #my humor #istg my last brain cell cut itself in half cause im so stupid #murder and tacos #imagine finding a girlfriend #so if does bruno mars is gay

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smireyac · 5 years

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yea boi u already kno what it issssss 🍾🎆🎉🍾🎆🎉

hey so i started writing this at 8 o’ clock so i would be ahead of the game and actually have more than an hour to write but HEY its already 20 after midnight so who the eff care amiright ladies

WOOOOO 🍾🍾🎆 🎉 🎆 🍾 🎉 🎉 🍾 🍾 🍾 🎆🎆 🎆 🎉 🎆 🎉🍾 🎉 🍾🎆 🎉

so.................... its 2019.....................

i watched vox’s “2018 in 5 minutes” video and cried so thats how this year has been :^) a lot of lows......... we always think we leave the shittiest year behind then lo.............. the next year rears its ugly head and we never learn............ despite this, im gonna try to keep a positive outlook on the new year......... its literally just another day and i have to be in at work @ 9 tmrw but its what ever im already super fucking tired whats losing another hour of sleep anywahy?? its practically expected of me any way what with being a youth,,, ANYWAY i spent my time ringing in the new year watching spiderman homecoming so i think that wa sGREAt its also great that im gonna get to see spiderverse AGAIN tmrw after work so SUCK ON THAT im ringing in the new year RIGHT!! its a very spidey new year and i wouldnt have it any other way heh.....

alright

so its time.... to reflect...........

and actually reflect this time last year was weak sauce compared to the first year “im too unfocused right now happy new year or whatever” *scoffs* what r u too good for self reflecting now a days huhh

been doing a lot of self reflecting this year,,,,,, but today we will look back on how the previous years have gotten me to where i am today...

if 2016 was the year of change and 2017 was the year of getting used to things.............. 2018 felt like............ the year of getting TOO used to things, of not ENOUGH change............. like alright i scratched a few of the bigger things on my yearly “to do” list/resolutions, i. e. finally going back to school and getting a job at the library, but like.......... i definitly dont feel like i did enough........... my art game was SO WEAK and i feel like i wrote less than 10,000 words ALL YEAR (not counting my academic papers) i didnt really CREATE anything this i dont have ANYTHING significant to show for this year............and to get more negative i didnt even make any friends all year NONE FRIENDS im only *just* starting to get more friendly with people at the library thank GOD theyre nice and gave my shy ass a chance to open up but i still dont feel like ill make FRIEND friends theyre just work friends and u kno what thats making me so pissed bc its tricking my dumb ass into thinking i have a crush on someone at work aND that i want a *romantic* relationship with them!!! OUTRAGEOUS im so peeved.......................... i also still havent gotten behind a wheel but at this point im not sure if i will anytime soon bc im That Way..... grrrr im just mad thinking of all the things i didnt do so motherfucker i will make 2019 the year of DOING!!!! and i had so many resolutions last year i feel like the more i had the less i felt like i had to do them, like i was just saying all that to be like “oh wouldnt it be nice if any of these things happened lmao” so yeah 2019: the year of DOING... and since ive kinda sorta figured out that writing is my thang.... i think i wanna focus on doing that.. and anything that will help me do it

SO: #GOALS for 2K19

-WRITE AT LEAST 50.000 WORDS U COWARD, more than just “brainstorming” too bc thats like a cop out, write like stories or dialogue or scenes or scripts or WHATEVER just make it to 50,000 pls some people do that in like a month

-READ UR GOD DAMN BOOKS, u *cant* buy anymore if u dont read the ones u’ve already bought,,,, im willing to make an acception re: checking things out from the library................ but u rlly shouldnt IT WOULD’VE BEEN SO EASY TO WIN THE BET DUDE srsly..... maybe .... an hour b4 bed ? try to read ? at least try to read once a week dude....

-heres a curve ball WATCH MORE MOVIES !!! u say u love film well fuckin act like u do...... u only went to the movie theater 5 times all year and three of those were all in the last month to go see spiderverse, more than that HOW MANY movies are there on netflix that u see and go “oh i should watch that finally” or “people say thats rlly good bro” and u scroll right past to watch the same 3 fuckin movies i s2g

-oh yeah back to the writing thing, to reach that 50,000 goal u should write about what you read and watch, there u’ll prob meet the goal b4 summer if u do that bro but....u actually gotta do it....................

ok those r the 4 im REALLY gonna work on and try to keep track of in either of the journals sien got me :^) these next few i rlly want to happen but..... we’ll see

-make some friends pls.... pls be more friendly......... ENGAGE people when u have the opportunity askQUESTIONS about them like if they have a dog or a hobbie jesus h christ

-go out..... on ur own..... do stuff............by urself if u have to... go to the movies by urself go to a park, walk around down town for the fuck of it idk DO STUFF

-finish something............ for once in ur miserable life...................................... finish the vlog or the scrapbook..... or the reading list or this set of goals PLEAsE ANYTHING

im not even gonna put draw/art blog related stuff on here bc........ its not what i want........ like i love drawing and i dont think im terrible at it, im at a good place with it but i dont wanna put my energy this year into drawing stuff for the sake of me being able to say “i did it” like...... last yr and the yr b4 i rlly RLLY wanted to get better at art to idk prove that i could?? but like i havent picked up my drawing tablet in months ... that makes me really sad but i dont really feel like picking it up either? ? i said i wanted to take a painting/color theory/ life drawing class maybe i will this yr and it’ll reinvigorate my love of drawing........ tbh spiderverse got me *this close* to being pumped about art and animation and like yeah i still am, i love the medium and its still a dream of mine to be apart of it but it feels like a pipe dream if i try to go thru the art angle........ so many people r better than me at that and its not really what i wanna do,,, i wanna CREATE STORIES and worlds and characters and like i used my art to help *me* develop those but... i dont wanna use my art to do it for someone else i guess............. the art of animation itself still facsinates me so they door isnt close yet but,,, i wanna focus on the other aspect of myself that im more and at the same time LESS confident about lmao WRITING like alright,,, i think im a good writer .... sorta ? like yeah people tell me i am and sometimes when i look back on things ive written im like “dAMN i wrote this ???” but like,,,, there are some things to writing that still. escape me... like poetry.... and a lot of other aspects to it that i cant describe write now bc it would take too long and im getting cold and tired SO YEAH hopefully this english class will help me, even tho its just writting for college essays, i need to start somewhere and if shes rlly as good of a professor as rate my professor says then ill learn smthg new

where was i

well the year wasnt ALL bad, like i said i got the job at the library i wanted and FINALLY got to go to school, stressful as that mightve been........ and i got to see my love, my darling, the light of my life rhys again for one glorious week,, hopefully ill be able to see more of my friends this year? either in miami or milwuakee idc which MAYBE BOTH lmao im not that rich but hey i can dream,,,

alright its 1:12am i think im ready to sign off,,,,,,,,, here’s to DOING in 2019

🥂 cheers

#omg i talk #happy new year

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