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empresskadia · 3 months

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Lowkey Spoilers for Halo Wars

So I finished Halo Wars and I have feelings?

Like the story was interesting but I wish Forge got a more emotional scene at the end of the campaign. Also not enough Spartan content -10 points for that alone however the cutscene was pretty bad ass and I think everyone knows which one I'm talking about, Red team's definitely got my heart.

Also, Serina is best girl, I'm very upset that she's gone. Um, why was everyone on the spirit of fire lowkey mean to her?? Like I was ready to fight Dr. Anders when she told Serina to get out of her lap. She's sarcastic in the best way and the character I ended up liking the most.

That being said, I started Halo Wars 2 and hearing Serina's goodbye just made me so sad. But we immediately got Red team banter right off the bat for the first mission, I loved it and I want more. Douglas?? Like omg dude got messed up, I hope he's okay and Alice went MIA, so I'm alittle concerned for her. ALSO ALICE, I'm telling you Spartan women just make me feral and not even in a intimate way, I just want to cuddle with them and give them all the kisses.

AND Isabel is cute, if not alittle traumatized, so I'm excited to see where this goes.

#halo series #halo #halo wars #halo wars 2 #kadia chatter #thank you for coming to my ted talk #im having spartan brain riot #its getting worse #by the day

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empresskadia · 2 months

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im going anon bc somewhat spooked (i think u should know who i am lol) but bc im heavily in my TF phase rn, so my brain is making little funny scenarios on how the Spartans would react to a giant alien robot being their romantic partner

John or Jerome riding on top of a giant transforming fire-breathing robot dragon will never not be funny to me

Or how Alice could have a transformer partner that transforms into a tank

Or a Spartan of your choice having a giant transforming war-ship as their partner that can fire at least 6 lasers

might write something about it bc it's a new idea and it might scare the Covenant shitless cuz their tech was already invented by this transforming alien race and improved at least 20 times in the last century lol

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I do know you 💕💕 and I always enjoy seeing you here, I get the TF brain riot, I ran a scenario blog for it like 4 years ago 😂. I love funny little scenarios!!!

I seriously love the mental image of John or Jerome riding in on a dragon-former. Like an unstoppable team right there.

And Alice would want nothing more in life. 'No, sir, I don't need a scorpion, my partner is already making things look lovely.'

I can just imagine these transforming aliens working closely with the promethean and being put into stasis when the halos fired off. Just a metallic dragon emerging out in the middle of a war, confused where the hell its at but recognizing humans. Like the fighting comes to a full stop, both sides unsure what the hell is going on and why the hell is a dragon this huge?? Did the UNSC come out with Dragon Spartans?

#this will forever be in my head now #crossover #im living for this while i work out #ask #asks #anon #!!!#always happy to see you posting or in my inbox

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