#im gonna ffucking do it
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there are some parts of rodrigo of caledon ive gone back to reread a dozen times but one scene ive avoided is ummmm when roddy goes to [redacted] to [redacted], as alluded to in the first fucking book, to be free from the source of his biggest agony but at the very last second choses [redacted] instead because of course. of course. of course the one thing he wants more than anything from the most honest deepest truest part of his heart and soul is [REDACTED]
#when i do my full reread and i have to read that again i will die on the spot#im gonna ffucking. frow up#just thinking about it
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im gonna cry /neg
#the aniamtion that i was . working on#ran out of ffucking frames#i hate this#i hate procreate god#i justwant to . make nice animations#what do i do now. hello. hi#what#do i do#i .#im gonna cry#all that work wasted#i cant finish it
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should i go back to gogyyyhd i kind of miss the recognizable branding
#SORRY. muruatls yeahhh i relapsed and i didnt do it under an alt account sorry ffuck my stupid baka life#i do kind of like dekolo though BUT dw even if i switch im not gonna post mc yt here
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i would genuinely kill a motherfucker over fried okra
#WHY didn't i take the okra from alabama home w me WHY DIDNT I DO THAT#im gonna ffucking explode#i haven't had that shit in so long
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hello fagdyke-empire nation it is once again partner hours
#[jay]#OUGFOUGHG I LOVE HER SO MUCH. YOU DO NOT FFUCKING UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE DICE#SHAKING YOU ALL BY YOUR SHOULDERS. IM GONNA GO FFUCKING FERAL
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3 | tell me how much you still hate me.
content warning: nsfw (lewd), porn with no plot, hatefucking, monsterfucking, doppelganger francis, dom doorman reader, anal.
a/n: saw this concept in twitter and thought of doppelganger francis and reader (im normal) also this is pretty short soz
(╬▔皿▔)╯ , `(*>﹏<*)′ , ( *︾▽︾)
as a doppelganger, Francis would've never thought for this to happen, at all.
the blinds were shut, it was nearly midnight, you could hear those sweet and pathetic sobs and whimpers from the beloved doppelganger, his legs around your waist, eyes glassy from this experience, and you weren't even done with him. you forcefully held the doppelganger's face, forcing him to look at you while one hand was firmly gripped on his hip.
you could feel Francis' nails drag down to your back, you were definitely sure those were gonna leave marks, but you didn't pay any mind to it. you never expected a doppelganger of the milkman to be so sensitive, especially when you're inside him. you were basically manhandling him, fucking him roughly as he lets out more desperate whines, moving his hips against you.
your grip on his face and hip tightens, smiling at him crudely. "where's that cocky smirk of yours fr'm earlier, dear?" you tilt your head slightly, "telling me how much you hate me and how you want to devour my body."
"mmm… ffuck you." he breathes out, making you smile even more. "you still hate me? hm? is that what you're trying to say?" you ram inside him once more, making him choke on his words. "i.. i do." he says, still breathless
"is that so? you hate me so much that you're letting me fuck you?" you let out a chuckle, your voice laced with amusement, continuing your ministrations as the doppelganger stays silent, glaring at you.
"ffuuck- please…"
"go on, Mosses. say how much you hate me."
#francis mosses x reader#francis mosses x male reader#francis mosses x you#milkman x reader#dom male reader#smut drabble#drabble#zzz... writes
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MMAYOI SCOUT
#im going to explode i hate yoh happyele#FFUCK WHY DID LIKE ALL MY FAVES HAVE CARDS NEARLY BACK TO BACK DO U HATE ME#the next event is gonna have crazyb or smth istg
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90s!tommy catching you touching yourself + maybe with a daddy kink if you’re comfortable with that?
i fucking have the fattest crush on 90s Tommy... so yes ofc i will write this 🧎♀️
being home alone, you had some time to yourself, using your time wisely. you were masturbating by yourself for the first time in a while, since Tommy was always there to fuck you dumb. you brought a hand down to your soaked panties, running two fingers through your folds and started rubbing your clit in tight circles, throwing your head back and moaning.
of course you pretended Tommy was the one touching you, moaning his name loudly, voice hitching with every move. you brought your fingers down to your hole, shoving them inside of you carelessly. it was harder to reach out an orgasm because they weren't as big as Tommy's, but you could still find a way.
you started going faster, wet noises filling the air, only to be accompanied with one loud moan of Tommy's name and several other softer moans. the bedroom door slammed open, the look on the others face startled by the loud screech.
"shit! babe, you okay?? what happen-"
it was Tommy. why was he home so early? you were happy, but he just stared at you like a robot or something. you were caught off guard, a little embarrassed now, "i- hi, baby- uh," you couldn't get much out, covering yourself up with a blanket.
he just stood there, mouth hide open, hands on his hips.
"now, why the fuck are you covering yourself? hiding from me? seriously?"
Tommy scoffed, him getting closer, ripping the blankets off of you, him at the bottom of the bed.
"need me to help?"
he asked, head tipped to the side. you just nodded softly, looking the drummer up and down.
he brought his fingers up to your mouth, signaling you to suck, and of course you did. he took them out when they were covered in saliva, him immediately entering them inside of you, curling his fingers as he watched your face contort.
"feel good?"
"m-mhm.. thank you,"
"good. 'cus this is all you're getting from me, sweetheart, so you better cum."
you stared down at Tommy, giving a pout, whining as you tried to fuck yourself on his fingers. you wanted more, needing Tommy so bad.
"p-please, but-"
"no."
"but i've been waiting for you all-"
"no buts. you were okay doing this by yourself earlier, weren't you princess?"
you gulped, giving a slight whine as Tommy sped up, ramming his fingers into you harder as if it were his dick. you sighed and just let Tommy finger fuck you. you were happy he was giving you atleast a little something.
you squirmed around, him smirking to himself, "daddy makin' my baby feel good? yeah? say it then, slut." he growled, him hitting your g spot easily, making you get more vocal. "ffuck! y-yes, feels so good, sir-"
Tommy slapped your thigh, and gave you a look. "sir?" he questioned, "that ain't my name, now is it now?" he huffed. "d-daddy! im- im sorry, please-" you were just whing for him to fuck you, needing him so bad it hurt. "oh are you, though?" "yes!! yes-" Tommy shrugged as he sat up, pulling his fingers out of you, them soaking wet with your slick.
you were afraid once he pulled out, soon seeing his pull himself out made you relieved. he lined up against your hole and pushed in the tip immediately brushing against your g spot. you closed your legs before Tommy ripped them apart to spread them open, him fucking you rough and fast.
"Tom- daddy, i- im gonna cum!"
"be my guest, princess."
he fucked you through your orgasm, him grunting once you came all over his dick. you were screaming almost as loud as you were when he wasn't home, repeating the name over and over again.
it was Tommy's time to cum, him emptying himself inside of your cunt, filling you up before he fucked it into you, your body going limp.
he pulled out, his seed deep inside of you, running out of your pussy and onto your thighs and sheets.
"thank you- thank you, thank you.."
Tommy smiled before placing a warm kiss on your cheek, caressing your hair as he plopped down next to you as you two cuddled off to sleep.
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Rafe x reader where reader is giving Rafe the best head he’s ever had. soul sucking, toe curling type of head
“f-ffuck kid, you keep goin like that ima cum in no time.” rafe rasps, threading his fingers in your hair for stability. he fucking loved your mouth, it was absolutely sinful the way you took him down your throat. slowly, you lift off of him, running your tongue against the vein on the underside of his dick.
“nuh uh,” precum leaks out of his swollen tip as you rub it against your plump bottom lip, “you can’t cum yet.” ever the brat you pout when he thrusts his hips, trying to get back in your mouth.
rafe grunts in frustration, “dont start start playing fuckin games with me- oooh fuck.” before he can continue his rant, you pin his cock against his toned stomach, taking one of his balls into your wet mouth as you rapidly stroke his tip. “fuck baby im sorry, you can do whatever you want with me.”
a girlish giggle exits your lips at his desperation, tongue batting the sensitive skin behind balls, “good, now be a good daddy and let me do what i want.”
“yea baby, go ahea-“ a long, pitiful moan leaves him when you swallow him down with ease, your sticky lips pressed tight against his pelvis. the feeling of your tight throat squeezing around his dick makes him lose it, firmly grabbing the sides of your head before his hips snap up to fully fuck your mouth. “that’s it, take your daddy’s dick like a good little slut— fuck im gonna cum down that pretty throat of yours— open up, swallow all of it…good girl fuck.”
your eyes flutter contentedly once the slightly salt taste of him floods your mouth. rafe gently pulls you off of him, wincing slightly at the sensitivity. you suck him off so good it feels like he just ran a marathon every time he finishes. when rafe notices your sedated expression,face nuzzling into his thigh— he taps your cheek to get your attention, “you swallow it?” you nod dazedly, sticking your tongue out to show him just how good you are. “mmm, your the best girl i could ever ask for you know that?” he asks while sticking his fingers in your mouth.
all you can do is nod, satisfied that you made him feel good.
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May picrew (which is late due to ehem. reasons) ive made 22 chuuya for his bdayyy (this picture is js supposed to be adult him in the 16 fit im trying not to hypersexualise it despite how it looks if this makes u uncomfortable or triggered in anyway please tell me)
Tagazonis: @koihanwrites @evermorethecrow @syunkiss @bnesszai @chuuya-brainrot @wildflowerteas @creatorbiaze @blue-thief @lovelyalicorn @bunglegaydogs @starisenby @sara-mjrb @lomni @tittysuckersworld @im-a-chunky-potato @minusboy @konstancjawojciechowska @hyakkigura @oblivionight @jounosparticles @leathercoveringbandagedscars @cousticks @shank-ey @rye-rice @circuslemon
EDIT: the tags dissapeared wait a mooo
EDIT: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
EDIT: IM FFUCKING CRYING WHAT
EDIT: fuck this shit
EDIT: okay so I've removed some tags since some of these are mutuals w mutuals so don't kill me, it's the ONLY WAYYY (i love u all equally)
EDIT: okay fuck it im remaking this
EDIT; fuck this shit im gonna twerk to death.
EDIT: so js do it anyways man. imagine this is a normal picrew.
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Are you a worthless speck?
Do you dream of a girl bigger than you digesting you (but deep down you know you're not worthy of that honor)?
Well, Good!! News!!!
Get on down to [My Thighs] in the next 30 minute and you can experience a girl 7-trillion times your size in her undies while she shaves!
Get absolutely devoured and obliterated by the cold unfeeling maw of her electric razor!
We'll be starting with or without you--after all, we're not gonna care enough to check anyway.
Hurry before time runs out!
GNDCHJCJXHCJXX MMMJDJFHD PLEASE FFUCK PLEASE <3
IM A WORTHLESS DUMB LITTLE BUG SPECK <3
Completey unworthy of any trip through any girls maw, its far too good for me... scampering between your thighs with a moan, clinging to your hairs, staring up at you in awe and adoration... listening to the deafening hum of the razor as it creeps closer and closer... devoured by it, all thats left is a little red stain... shchjfjffj GOD PLEASE <e
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ffuck it this is the only dead blog i can find that's not deleted so im going to put my shit here just delete this ask idc
feels like epprbcu was better before when it was like twenty blogs max. i wont claim i was "here since the beginning" but i backscroll and all the issues started because there was no quality control for who was let in. its not nice to exclude people but christ at some point the lore started to be so scattered across so many (now abandoned and deleted mind you!) blogs its just too much
i dont know how people kept interest in this at its peak when there were always new blogs with lots of shallow lore that would die in a month
whatever i should go take my meds now
i htought we WERE gonna do that. i MYSELF suggested it at least in some part it in the server. liek a google form sayign hey theres so manny ppl lets js make sure there isnt overlap or somethign. i dont rmmbr what happened to it
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OKOK SO. sorry this is so late i had to have a shower rghagdhd
So so most of these are just silly headcanons however:
-I am such a glasses tash truther but i think he doesn’t wear them cuz he’d go ‘wow my eyes hurt today and everything's blurry but thats normal :]’ poor boy needs glasses tho (this is me projecting id did this in primary school dhdhdj)
-BLIND OWL GIRL. SO. you might be thinking oh she walks around and finds her way around with magic and may i pitch you ‘Echolocation’. i know birds don’t have that but her whistles made me think of that!!
-Owl girl’s deal with Somni is something that lets somni leave the train? Or tash is connected to the train cuz of the station meaning he can’t leave the train. one of the two?
-The bugs and the monster in the woods might not even be related but i like to think the bugs are aquatic in a way same with how the monster ‘squelched’?
ok reading these back sound more like wordbuilding hcs and not much sense but yeahhh very happy that this fandom is growing and you seem very cool :]]
silly headcanons are still so real, this is gonna be so cooL.. sry im gonna like. actually reply with my own takes on these; not trying to disprove you or some shit o7
- REAL. THAT BOY HAS GLASSES ‼‼ thats.. yeah hed do that.. i like thinking that he has a glasses chain bcs when he DOES wear them hes scared of losing them.. bcs he has before. hdfghdf. eye pain is normal though right??? right, tash?????
- ooOOOOOHH YOOO. OKAY. ECHOLOCATION. THATS COOL. THATS FFUCKING COOL. i love that. if she can make her owl noises she can echolocate !! who cares if birds dont do it, shes special Ɛ>
hdfkjhd tash has no clue that shes blind and cant rly hear the clicks cause theyre out of human (or axolotl hehe) hearing register (did actually check this!! typical bat echolocation frequency is mostly out of human range and DEFINITELY out of axolotl range)... he never finds out until someone, probably somni, just casually mentions it and hes like 'whAT. but.. but you went through those woods even faster than i did?' ...he gets no explanation other than a glare dkfjhg
- ooohhh.. oooh !! oh thats fun.. hadnt actually considered train somni.. shes always seemed like something Outside of it to me! like something that Knows about the train and how it Functions but was never a part of it.. oh thats fun. train somni is fun bcs. shes Left it and she Knows about it now and has reached whatever he destination is and shes just Done with it and. oh thats cool..
(tash is deffo connected to the train bcs of the station. somehow. i odnt know but SOMEHOW.)
- !! oh fun ! aquatic monsters and bugs.. plot twist: the entire world is underwater. THIS IS HOW AXOLOTL TASH CAN STILL WIN- sorry im thinking about that too much dfhlgkd
okay thats all sry i have lots to say fhdsklg
!! i am also soo happy to see the fnadom growing, i had no one to post my insane thoughts to before so it all just went in dms with figg but. HAHAHA NOW THERE ARE OTHER INSANE PEOPEL 💥..ahem you seem very very cool too !! ᗡ:
#im sorry im very sleep deprived and insane which is why this post is unhinged jsdkfgl#ttch theories#ttch#train to caleco hill#ttch tash#ttch owl girl#ttch somni#hahahssa i like tagging
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OKAY OKAY IM GETTING MY FRIEND TO WATCH UNDERVERSE FOR THE FIRST TIME AND SHE DOESNT EVEN KNOW WHAT UNDERTALE IS SO HER OUT OF CONTEXT COMMENTARY IS SO FUCKING AMAZING I HAVE TO DOCUMENT IT AND MY EXPLANATIONS
For context, anything in () will be my explanations
@speak-now-girlies-unite because she said to tag her
is he wearing slippers omg this is amaxing
omg love me a male wife 🤭
soul absorption fancy (Yeah that basically means "haha I stole half of your life source lol, now gimme the other half and die")
i love the name ink so much
DID HE JUST THROW UP IN HIS EXCITEMENT OF TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING???? JUST LIKE ME FRFR (YEAH THATS WHAT HE DOES ITS KINDA QUIRKY)
crying? bb boy let me buy you a hamster to wipe your tears with
cross omg cool name
omg is that the error guy (YEA THATS THE ERROR GUY![I had previously talked about him]) YEAH (HES HOT RIGHT?) YEAH (YEAH)
the white/red soul thing is making me zzzzbrrrrr in interest (Ohohoho, youre gonna love this) that makes me also zzzbrrr in interest
samn that’s kinda sad i wanna write fanfiction about his sad life
oh my god is that a real life skater boy, with a backwards cap am i hallucinating (THATS FRESH HES SO FUCKING COOL)
he has a backwards cap (ITS GOT A LITTLE PROPELLER ON TOP TOO) does it really omg (YEAH) WOO
dark spaghetti thing ?? (which one, the emo?) Yeah I think so *intermission to find what the dark spaghetti is* (THATS NOT THE EMO THATS NIGHTMARE IM CRYING) seems pretty emo to me (trust me there's more)
OH MY GOD THE SUN PERSON >>>> (THE SUN PERSON I CANT) HES EXISTEDIN MY BRAIN FOR FIVE SECONDS I LOVE HIM
HIS NAME IS PAPYRUS??? LIKE THE ANCIENT EGYPTIAN SCROLLS? (THE PAPYRUS FONT AND COMIC SANS THATS WHY SANS MAKES JOKES) OHHHH
ketchup???
OH YMG SO THE SUN PERSONS BACK!!! His name is dream ? (Yes his name is dream) funsies🤭✨ (dream and nightmare) omg that makes sense
also i recognize that you’ve told me about them before right? (yes I have) 🤭
second person pov>
the shot of ink blinking at sans and frisk’s convo>>>>
officially frisk is my daughter
ink makes my brain go so vrrbbbbb (Ink makes my brain want to slaughter him /lh) oh damn what does he do😔 ... ACTUALLY don’t tell me i’ll find out<3
NOT THE FALLEN DOWN STOP💔💔💔 (YEAH FALLEN DOWN IS ORIGINALLY FROM UNDERTALE) YEAH I KNEW THAT I SHOULDVE PREPARED MYSELF SKDNDJ
(have you seen the emo yet?) he sounds kinda like a five year old having a tantrum he looks cool though (the golden tooth boi? Yeah thats him) funnnn
oo getting hyped up
omg fight scene? slay
omg x event - no clue what that is but it sounds cool
more soul absorption
i have mixed feelings on that word because as much as it’s cool it reminds me of the word moist
heart ?
he’s got that swagger that only people who talk in comic sans can have
re e e ed re e e ed
“sleeping is more fun than corrupting timelines” sleeping is more fun than a lot of thng - but i feel like corrupting timelines would be fun
is sans gay😨❓
i feel like i’m reading this wrong
manipulate manwhore mansplain
his special attack- he turns into an anime girl with plot armor - oh no he just pulls a rachel dare funsies
he saved the day with the power of bad puns (And a slipper) And a slipper
(Also who tf were you asking who was gay for who) idk who tf he is but he was like “there was this guy” and that was my first thought sjsnskdnsk😭 (WHICH GUY WHATD HE LOOK LIKE???) IDK EVIL??? (WAS HE THE TALL MOTHER FUCKER WITH WEIRD BLACK STRIPEY EYES THAT MET WITH INK? I NEED TO KNOW BECAUSE HE MIGHT BE GAY) -proceeds to investigate who the supposed gay man is- (I WAS RIGHT IT IS THE TALL MOTHER FUCKER WITH WEIRD BLACK STRIPEY EYES) WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? (IM A FFUCKING GENIUS WITH GUESSING THIS SHIT) GOOD OR BAD? (no he's not gay, you'll find more about him later)
god he’s a mood
OO THE ERROR GUY
go girl give us nothing
This is just from the first two episodes, be ready for more
#underverse#undertale au#utmv#ut au#sans au#ink sans#sans undertale#sans the skeleton#geno sans#dust sans#bad sanses#undertale#sans#papyrus#fell sans#uf sans#underswap#underswap sans#underfell sans#underfell papyrus#jael peñaloza#cross sans#killer sans#dreamtale#nightmare sans#xtale cross#xtale au#xtaleunderverse#xtale!gaster#xtale sans
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anyway. bsd wan time
ep1 + ep2: (as grouped by aniwatchtv.to as i see there are actually 3 episodes for each separate. does this make sense)
ep1:
bungou stray dogs real:
holy shshsiiit i can't believe it its th. the stray dog............
its the stray dogs we've been hearing so much about...................
DOG CHUUYA he's so fucking tiny...... stop doing this to him 5'3 is average height he is taller than me 5'3 is average height *keeps repeating myself over and over clutching my knees rocking back and forth*
ruffshoumon........ doppo pawet......
"kunikida's abili- dammit, arfbility- creates whatever he writes in his doppo pawet notebook. alas, dogs cannot write"
beast beneath the hydrant.......
kitty :3
special arfbility no longer hooman
oh it's the human guys again. hello atsushi. kys dazai.
whats inside the locker:
dazai i need you burned alive
though i hate him slightly less in this style <3 makes me forget he's a jackass <3 this is a subject to change depending on whether he interacts with any women in these
"he's gonna banish it to the darkness"
the onii-sama one made my heart stop functioning until i fucking died. i am now speaking to you from the restricted area.
RANPO!!!!
i am having so much fun right now. engaging in whimsy.
an unfruitful exchange:
PORT MAFIA SPOTTED
CHUUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE IS NOT SMALL!!!!!! STOP CALLING HIM THESE TERRIBLE THINGS HE IS NOT THAT TINY HE IS AVERAGE HEIGHT CHUUYA IS AVERAGE HEIGHT HE IS TALLER THAN ME HE'S AVERAGE HEIGHT AND TALLER THAN ME I AM ALSO AVERAGE HEIGHT HE IS TALLER THAN ME HE I 5'3 IS NOT SHORT IT IS AV
Tachihara lines this is more screentime than he ever had in every single prior season. who is this mysterious entity anyway
ep2:
let's go flower gazing:
kyouka spotted
CHUUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
port mafia silly momence. they deserve it sometimes
chuuya lightweight lore
akutagawa is yearning rn
i never said this before but unfortunately (for akutagawa) i ship him with dazai in a toxic fucked up unsafe insane nonconsensual age gap trashfire way. from the literal moment we saw them in the season 2 early episodes flashback. maybe they can feed me today
chuuya passed out..... its so unfortunate i am not present in his vicinity at the very moment and cannot take advantage of his vulnerable state. i mean i mean its very fortunate thats so good for her jsut jokinh haha....
STOP POKING THEM. DAZAI KYS!!!!!!!!!
get the incest siblings out my screen
wan! shorts:
chuuya wild beast instict. lets keep them that way forever
to the baths:
ranpo <3
why are you stopping him huh..... youre just jealous of his infinite joyful whimsy and thats why you actively just hate to see him living his best life..... i hc him to have autism, adhd, AND npd you know......... this is literally so disgustingly ableist and hateful towards him
kunikida you hopeless man.
DAZAI STOP FUCKING HUMPING HIM WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY IS IT ANIMATED SO FLUIDLY
holy ffuck sskk bath when <- no hope left for me anymore
CHUUYA!!!!!!!!!
Chuuya is accurate representation on how its like to be the short guy. im not saying she is, i mean 5'3 is average height, heh, just, you know....
he's minor-coded
jumpscare. atsushi's dreams post-s2
higuchi. stop. stop :|
she has stopped <3
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Oh i absolutely would love a taste, no gag reflex on me so Ill take it as far youll let me
I love how youre gonna fight back<3 Please do struggle to get on top while still moaning about how good i make you feel, not only will you boost my ego Ill just have to be rougher, which im sure youll love and moan about
-🌻
ffuck really? God damn, you've got me absolutely craving your throat and I haven't even felt it yet.
Oh please rough me up, baby. Maybe fuck up my own throat while you're at it. I can take it.
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