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onokote · 1 year
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he probably did his nails awfully.
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moondoposting · 2 years
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"ITS NOT THE LAST TIME WE'RE GOING TO SEE THE SYSTEM THAT IS MOON KNIGHT."
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franken-loser · 1 month
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A Henry doodle i did in class today
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taxlthomas · 1 month
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I HAVE HIM NOW
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apollos-boyfriend · 11 months
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new life smp: second origins
scott: fungal mage
fwhip: hare
gem: blazeborn
joey: TBA
katherine: TBA
lizzie: TBA
sausage: phoenix
seapeekay: beach crab
shubble: TBA
joel: dullahan
jimmy: monkey
stacy: TBA
strawburry: TBA
oli: TBA
owen: copper golem
scar: human
pearl: star
pix: TBA
martyn: TBA
full origins descriptors under the cut!
scott: fungal mage [impact - •••]
an explorer keen on knowledge and adventure, fit to travel the under and overworlds.
fungal hop [+] *
you can summon clouds below you and hop on them. cost: 10 fungus mana
dash [+] **
you can enter a veil of magic, throwing you forwards and making you invulnerable, invisible, and unable to activate plates. cost: 10 fungus mana
sporous relocation [+]
you can channel and condense warped spored into a magical laser, infusing them with magic. you will be teleported where they land, or where the laser stops. cost: 10 fungus mana
fungus mana [+]
the mystic aura that all fungi contain. you can harness it and use it as magic energy, but without it, you are powerless. gain fungus mana by standing on mycelium, warped nylium, or crimson nylium.
detrimental [-]
the combination of your fungus mana and your body makes food mostly useless to you. while you can still reap the benefits of shimmering foods, your hunger bar has no effect on your health. you must instead rely on your fungus mana to heal you.
magical essence [+]
you are naturally protected from fire and poison, as long as you have fungus mana.
shroom stature [-]
you have only 8 hearts, because you care little for your physical form. you will be reduced to 6 when without fungus mana. berry bushes will not puncture your fungal skin.
bioluminescence [+]
you glow to other players when in a light level of 0.
gaia's frequency [+]
you have mastered way of the earth, allowing you to mine red and brown mushroom blocks when sneaking as if you had silk touch.
bookworm [+]
you can craft mushroom blocks and bundles, ride mooshrooms, and you can brew up a killer mushroom stew.
fungal infusion [+]
you can fuse the magi mushroom with certain item, granting them power. create the magi mushroom by right clicking blaze powder atop red mushrooms in your inventory.
* you can use similar magic to boost yourself while gliding with an elytra, and use fireworks to assist flight. cost: 20 fungus mana
* you can also stop yourself mid flight, by crouching and pressing- cost: 5 fungus mana
** you become immune to fall damage if falling from a height of 5 blocks or more. however, you must have fungus mana.
fwhip: hare [impact - •••]
a race of burrow dwelling rabbits that had attained a level of awareness akin to humans. they inherited their proficient mobility.
bunny hop [+]
you build up momentum while in the air which is added to your movement speed. you keep built up momentum momentarily while on the ground. you may also gain momentum with your active ability.
photophobia [+]
note: fwhip didn’t show all the descriptors for his origin. he has more abilities, but these are the only ones with the official description shown.
gem: blazeborn [impact - •••]
late descendants of the blaze, the blazeborn are naturally immune to the perils of the nether.
fire immunity [+]
you are immune to all types of fire damage.
nether inhabitant [-]
your natural spawn will be in the nether.
burning wrath [+]
when on fire, you deal additional damage with your attacks.
hotblooded [+]
due to your hot body, venoms burn up, making you immune to poison and hunger status effects.
hydrophobia [-]
you receive damage over time while in contact with water.
sausage: phoenix [impact - •••]
flying from the pages of mythology, the phoenix is a legendary firebird that can never truly die.
rebirth [+]
in your normal form, you have more health and can use flight and ascent. if you lose your health, you shrink to your rebirth form. this form is 1 block tall, can use glide, and has low health. you return to normal form upon rejuvenation or death.
rejuvenation [+]
if you were in your reborn form, you will slowly return to normal form provided you are directly under the sun. standing in teh rain or in water will reduce progress towards rejuvenating.
roost [+]
while sneaking and not moving, you will gain progress towards rejuvenating in reborn form, regardless of there being sunlight or not.
radiant call [+]
full heals every player and mob within a 12 block radius. triggers automatically every 2 minutes. if you are in reborn form, regain some progress towards rejuvenation when this triggers.
helios' blessing [+]
when under direct sunlight, you receive a speed boost on land and in the air.
flight [+]
you have wings. only available in normal form.
ascent [+]
you are able to launch yourself into the air. only available in normal form.
fireball [+]
launch a fireball that deals damage and ignites the first entity it hits.
gliding [+]
you gain slow falling and jump boost. only available in reborn form.
fiery death [-]
your body sets the ground on fire when you die.
golden diet [-]
all foods restore very little hunger and saturation, except for golden foods, which function like normal.
water weakness [-]
you have decreased speed in water.
brittle bones [-]
you take more damage from falling and flying into blocks.
fire immunity [+]
you are immune to all types of fire damage.
seapeekay: beach crab [impact - •••]
crustaceans who like to rave, preferably on beaches.
home! [-][+]
beach biomes provide you with immense strength and fortification. you feel weaker outside of beach biomes if you stay in them for over 15 minutes.
rave! [+]
play the song of your people, and rave for your valor!
krusty [-]
you are a bit shorter and much wider than a human. your arms are 35% shorter than a human.
legs n' chelipeds [+]
your legs move much faster when in water, and you deal additional damage when wet.
crawler [+]
you descend down to the water until you stand on and walk on its floor, but move quite fast while walking. you can occasionally muster the strength to swim for a brief period of time.
pincers [-]
melee weaopns are half as effective because of your pincers. you deal more damage with your pincers.
shell [+]
you have a natural layer of armor.
crustacean gills [+][-]
you have a much higher oxygen capacity, but you require moisture to breathe. you lose your breath in very hot climates, including the nether. four levels of fire protection will allow you to remain cool and maintain moisture.
kelpomaniac [+]
you can eat kelp, which empowers your underwater vision, and oxygen capacity.
aqua affinity [+]
you may break blocks underwater as others do on land.
unwieldy [-]
the way your hands are formed provide no way of holding a shield upright.
joel: dullahan [impact - •••]
an accursed headless horseman, who uses their nightmarish powers to trap the souls of their prey in lanterns.
binding chain [+]
you can impale a target with a barbed chain, immobilising them and inflicting wither.
behold a pale horse [+] *
conjure a speedy nightmare steed that will remain for 2 minutes in the mortal world. this has a 5 minute cooldown.
spectre’s dismay [+]
shoot an explosive wither skull projectile at your prey.
cower, run [+] *
even your presence is scary, making enemies blinded with fear.
death’s tools [+] *
you always carry items with you gathered on your journeys as a horsemen.
the pact [+][-]
your contract to hunt souls empowers you under the light of the moon, but during the day you are weskened, making your thirst for souls insatiable.
soul devourer [-] *
food does not satiate your wretched form. as a horsemen, you can't eat anything - only being able to absorb the souls in soul lanterns to give you nutrients.
boned [+] *
when hit, you have a chance of dropping bones.
cursed [-] *
any items imbued with a curse can seal you inside the weapon and kill you.
note: joel didn’t show all the descriptors for his origin. the rest were taken from the wiki here, although the wording of the descriptions he did show differ from the wiki. they're all the same core abilities, just with different wordings, although it's possible there could've been some tweaks done as well. wiki-based descriptors are labeled with a *.
jimmy: monkey [impact - •••]
rulers of the jungle and cousins of the humans, these mammals have a great mobility but not a big brain.
vine hook [+]
you can throw a vine to move around the trees.
master climber [+]
you can climb everywhere by shifting at the cost of stamina. you can also hang up from ceilings
small but agile [+]
you are 1 block and a half tall in order to move swiftly through the jungle.
tailwind [+]
you are a little bit quicker on foot than others.
stamina [-]
you have a stamina bar that runs down whenever you are climbing.
strong body [+]
you take 80% less velocity based damage.
not a good swimmer [-]
no monkey has ever been able to swim.
monkey jump [+]
you can lunge at the cost of stamina.
monkey brain [-]
you are unable to use either a bow, crossbow, or shield.
owen: copper golem [impact - •••]
the copper golems are a curious automaton, designed to improve the lives of others. since they were initially prototyped, they have gained a greater knowledge of redstone components and ways to utilise them.
repairs available [-]
your body cannot be naturally or magically mended. you instead repair by consuming copper ingots.
oxidation [-]
your copper body makes you susceptible to the elements, oxidising you over time. oxidation can be removed with an axe.
galvanise [+]
honeycombs allow you to wax yourself, staving off the effects of oxidation for several minutes.
lightning rod [+]
while in thunderstorms, you’re much more likely to get struck by lightning. you are immune to lighting, and de-oxidize when struck.
copper plating [+]
your chassis is made out of copper. as a result, you passively have resistance.
local area networking* [+]
you have modified an antenna to fit to your head permanently to recieve radio signals.
micro machine [-]
you are only one block tall, and your maximum health is reduced.
automaton [+][-]
your body doesn’t experience hunger, and you don’t benefit from natural regeneration.
button masher [+]
your programming gives you an overwhelming urge to press buttons. every time you press a button, redstone dust will drop.
tinkerer [+]
you can quickly convert a redstone component into its similar counterpart.
transmute [+]
you are able to transmute copper into other metals, allowing you to craft more metal items.
toolsmith [+]
you can also use this skill to create various metal tools.
circuit corrosion [-]
being submerged in water will damage your internal circuitry. your plating will protect you from rain, however.
heavy metal [+][-]
you don’t need to breathe underwater, but your dense body holds you down.
* active ability. when standing within 5 blocks of unwaxed copper, emerald, or diamond ore and blocks, you will beep. you oxidise faster while this is active.
scar: human [impact - •••]
a regular human. your ordinary minecraft experience awaits.
pearl: star [impact - •••]
you are absolutely glowing!
luminant glide [+]
you are able to launch up into the air, and will slowly glide until you reach the ground.
luminant [+]
you light up the area around you.
starlight [-][+]
you’re smaller during the day, but larger at night.
gravitation [+]
the gravity of the earth is less taxing upon you at night.
immaterial [-]
you have 2 less hearts.
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candyn-gutz · 22 days
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i need everyone to look at his kitty socks
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willgrahamsbecoming · 6 months
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wishing my brother and whoever decided video games needed to be played by beating the shit out of a mouse at midnight a very get eaten by the creature
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bigmeandragonlady · 4 months
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learning that the dog was taken to the dog park when that respiratory virus is still a thing in my state
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ratgirrrl · 8 months
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why is sister serving so fucking hard when you attack him whats his problem
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oh my god. my dad has decided that cereal is the only thing he wants to eat for like 2 weeks and he always gets a bowl and stuff every single time i come up here and hes like sitting here grunting and slurping and gasping for air and periodically talking through a mouthful of cereal
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penelopwgarcia · 11 months
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me: I need hunter doohan in more projects
*he joining marvel studios*
me: NO WAIT GO BACK THAT'S NOT WHAT I ASKED
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franken-loser · 28 days
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I was gonna make a more thought out post with lots more pictures of Henry but good god hes so pretty HES SUCH A CUTIE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH,,,,,
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daspuffin · 4 months
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Fronting: "human touch is revolting. Holding an animal is the only decent thing"
Virgo from the headspace: "is this why all of our friends are fucking furries???"
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cradlingsongs · 8 months
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i didnt know u quite literally die if u let astarion drink from u too much
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crashstanding · 7 months
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Facebook: Hey! It's your brother's birthday, why dont you tell him happy birthday
Me: silence foul beast, I have already texted him happy birth and I shall do nothing else for his ungrateful ass
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sho0tmcmahon · 5 months
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still no reply from twitter support
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