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fluff. gojo is whining about cereal.
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a/n: hi i haven't written in three years pls be nice to me 😭
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gojo satoru is the strongest jujutsu sorcerer.
everyone was aware of that, but what they weren't aware of is that, when gojo satoru was sitting at home, no curses to exorcise; all he really wanted was a bowl of lucky charms. preferably, all marshmallow lucky charms.
how hard was it to make that and sell them to everyone? due to what he referred to as, “madness”, he was in the worst mood that morning. if satoru couldn’t have the cereal he wanted, then happy was the last thing he could be.
you often woke up later than him, so when you found the man sulking on the couch with a pout on his face, you knew you were in for a wild morning.
“hey, toru,” you hesitantly greet him. he takes a glance at you, then at his bowl of cereal. “i have a problem.”
you nod slowly, joining him on the couch. “and what is that?”
“my cereal isn’t full of marshmallows.”
you snort as you lift his bowl up and take a spoonful of cereal. you bring it up to your mouth, only to have it smacked away by satoru. the spoon lands on your floor, the sound, and sight of it making you flinch.
“satoru,” you gasp. “what the fuck?”
“it doesn’t deserve to be eaten.”
a scowl graces his (beautiful) face, accompanied by the shaking of his head. the sound of the bowl being placed on the coffee table catches satoru’s attention and he continues to stare at the sad bowl of cereal.
“are you okay?”
“i'm strong, handsome, funny, i'm almost perfect,” he whines. "the only thing missing is a lifetime supply of marshmallow-only lucky charms."
your loud laugh rings through satoru’s ears, the disappointed look on his face replaced by a look of disgust.
“what are you laughing at?”
“satoru, out of all the problems you could possibly have, you’re angry about cereal?”
satoru was undeniably upset. but the sound of your laughter and smile that he would do anything to keep, has one tugging at his lips. he figured he could be upset about it later. for now, he wanted to enjoy how beautiful you looked as you teased him for whining about something stupid.
“you're so pretty,” a hand snakes around your waist, and you feel his lips press a long kiss on your cheek.
“there are two boxes of lucky charms left," you grin. "how about we pick all the marshmallows out for you?”
his eyes light up, and before you can get another word in, you’re being tugged into the kitchen.
while you’re stressing about the amount of time it’s going to take you, satoru stares at you with the utmost adoration in his eyes. you seem to surprise him every day, just when he thinks he can’t fall even more in love with you, you prove him wrong.
#gojo x reader#gojo x you#gojo satoru x reader#gojo satoru x you#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#gojo fluff#gojo satoru fluff#jujutsu kaisen fluff#im genuinely terrified posting this#all the jjk writers are so goodd#i should be Embarrassed
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i regularly forget that everybody else on the internet isn't as Inherently Used To miguel and his... well, Everything, as i am, which. has consistently made atsv trailer reactions REALLY funny for all the Wrong Reasons to Me Only
#talking tag#spider-man 2099#spiderman 2099#miguel o'hara#atsv#my edits#this is a silly post but also i do genuinely just Forget sometimes that THE MASSES DO NOT KNOW HIM#im sorry but if u think he is a Terrifying Beastmode Evil Creature u fell for his threat display man u got tricked like a Bird hes pathetic#whenever miguel does literally anything even SLIGHTLY cool he then immediately either ruins it by being lame Or he gets hit by a bus#sm2099 is a dramedy and part of the comedy is that for all intents and purposes mig is just. like. A Guy.#a guy who is vvv clever and also has Spider Powers yes but still fundamentally in his heart Just Some Guy w/ a lot of unprocessed issues#anyways i Know how lame miguel ohara actually is and that outweighs any and all potential fear or worry i could ever have of him lmao#when hes cool it;s never on purpose. Not Even Once.
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grabs him by the scruff of his neck like a kitten
#ranma 1/2#not putting this in my art tag i just wanted to post Something#U EVER THINK ABT HOW HIS MASSIVE EGO IS TOTALLY FOR SHOW#like def the result of genma telling him hes the best martial artist in the world one moment then that he's a disappointment the next#and how ranmas secretly terrified ppl will notice hes only good at one thing and then will see how worthless he rlly is and abandon him#(im not saying hes worthless i just mean from his perspective)#and thats why he has a total breakdown in the moxibustion arc bc hes CONVINCED if he cant do martial arts then no one will want him around#its also why its so important that even tho she cant think of anything else he's good at akane still tells him to stay or at least#let her go with him#bc she values him bc hes a person and she enjoys spending time w him. its not abt what he can bring to the table or whatever#what he brings to the table is his kindness and humor and care for others around him!!#anyway that arc doesnt cure his ego by a longshot but it did open the door for him to trust akane way more and share his insecurities#the other half (lol) of this convo could totally be abt desperately trying to live up to being a Manly Masculine Man#but 99% of the time he expresses genuine confidence in himself and not just his abilities its in girl form#i already made a post abt that a while ago#ANYWAY SORRY FOR THE FUCKING ESSAY
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⚠️ silvio route spoilers ahead ⚠️
#tbh ..... he's one hell of an ally OR enemy to have. silvio is smart and powerful as fuck. and im so glad he has a good heart/head oml#he's genuinely terrifying when he puts his mind to something. wish i was half that shrewd/savvy#between street smarts business experience emotional intelligence and everything else put together.. he can sniff anything out fr#ikepri spoilers#ikemen prince spoilers#silvio route spoilers#ikepri silvio route#silvio route#ikepri silvio#silvio ricci#ikepri#ikemen prince#aerin.jpg#my post 📫#l'hôtel.ikepri#ikepri.silvio#gilbert mention
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So either Wilt turned into a giant phillips head screwdriver offscreen, they’re trying to imply that Beacon wasn’t the first time Adam stabbed Blake, or the writers forgot their character’s canonical injuries. Again
#rwde#a good portion of my current essay is dedicated to talking abt the abuse the show tried to push so currently rewatching/researching#granted ive never experienced anything like this so im merely speculating w the info ive gathered thus far#but#i find it so hard to believe that adam prior to the separation was abusive bc blake doesnt show any signs of it while at beacon#if adam was violent enough to stab her before then shouldnt she be terrified for her life even while safe inside beacons walls?#shouldnt she be jumping at every sound or constantly having a death grip on gambol shroud like she does in v4?#the contrast between the two is genuinely startling#blake after the trailer is reclusive and aloof but shes got zero problems getting in peoples faces when needed#shes full of life and confidence which is a total contrast to her post beacon where shes paranoid and confused#and not once does she ever talk abt adams treatment of her. every issue she talks abt in 4 is abt her participating in the wfs violence#i cant tell if the writers didnt know how to write an abuse recovery arc or if they forgot#actually its probs along the lines of they cant write multiple things at once#thats why every time they talk blake is all 'peace not war' and adams like 'this is my yandere phase'#their dialogue doesnt match its hilarious and infuriating
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{What the fuck}
#con posting#-- Soul 🔱#{Coils making us tag ourselves now}#{But anyway what the actual genuine fuck}#{Since we follow a lot of Chonny tags Tumblr will recommend posts. I didnt like this one}#{Dont write this. Never write this. Or Ill personally stab you with my trident}#{Edit: The person who runs the blog this was posted to does smut on occasion. Im terrified of what this could lead to}
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With your parents being annoying… I can hear the feeling of intrusion and I don’t know your relationship… but as a mother let me tell you: you carry a peace of your heart outside your body… a call every two weeks would kill me … just to get a perspective for the other side. The problem is usually when they don’t care :). It is hard to find the mix between distance and closeness especially when trying to find your own way in the world. Overprotectiveness can be crushing… but trust me, it was much much easier to be mad at my parents before I had a kid of my own 😄😄🙈 again, not telling you what to feel and I am sure you guys will figure out some way
you’re right, you don’t know our relationship which makes this an unbelievably disrespectful and honestly downright cruel message to send.
she is the one who does not call me for upwards of a month at a time. i honestly can’t remember the last time she called me first. it’s all me. she barely remembers she has another kid and when she does she switches to being possessive and invasive to ‘make up for it’ or whatever. she doesn’t fucking care most of the time. and that’s not worse, this is not better, it all fucking sucks. the only thing im trying to balance is my parents’ continued degree of financial control over my life vs how badly it harms me to continue to have contact with them.
also, if she wanted more frequent contact she could’ve tried idk not abusing me. that might’ve helped. the cptsd makes it a little fucking hard to prioritize having a chat with her, what with her literally almost killing me several times and all. i may be a piece of her heart outside her body or what the fuck ever but she sure as hell didn’t let that stop her from destroying me as a person and blaming me for it. maybe if the idea of not hearing from your kid however often you want bothers you start with ‘don’t be abusive’ and go from there. im making plans for my first kid at the moment and i cannot fathom a world where having that child is going to make me anything but more angry at them for the shit they did to me.
not that you’re entitled to any of that information. just thought you might be jolted out of whatever rosy parents can do no wrong world you live in where there can’t possibly be a fucking reason aside from ‘oh surely this stranger doesn’t get why someone’s mom might want to hear from them’ that someone might not be fucking thrilled to call their mother. i cannot begin to describe how invasive and upsetting a message this was to get when i have already been having a difficult weekend regarding being triggered about this shit.
‘i can hear the feeling of intrusion and i dont know your relationship’ so you know this was wrong to say, then? listen to that feeling next time. it’s your fucking conscience and it might keep you from lecturing the next fucking abuse victim about how they’re probably hurting their abusers’ poor feelings and they just don’t get a mother’s love and how it feels or whatever. fuck off and go to hell.
#gav gab#gav answers#abuse cw#of all the inappropriate messages to send im genuinely fucking livid#‘being annoying’ that’s not the fucking impact of her freak out#i felt fucking TERRIFIED and TRAPPED because the basis for this woman deciding she cares about being my mom again#is needing to tell campus police to disregard any calls they get from my family#and also the time i sat in family therapy listening to the woman who almost killed me go on very intense rants#about how she needs to step up and be stricter be more controlling be harsher with me#imagine seeing someone triggered by an abuser getting possessive and controlling and going oh i got this!#time for ME and my SUPERIOR PERSPECTIVE to lecture this chump about how important it is to consider their abuser’s feelings!#surely that’s what this calls for!#‘but gav there’s nothing directly identifying your mother as abusive in that post’ which is EXACTLY how you know you don’t have#the fucking AUTHORITY OR STANDING to say absolutely fuck all to someone about their parents based on a single post#it is not secret knowledge. i reblogged a post about abuse yesterday and pretty directly identified my parents as abusive in the tags#anyone who knows me anywhere CLOSE to enough to be entitled to an opinion on how i deal with my fucking family knows this about me#this is why you stay the fuck out of what’s not your fucking business
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ouughthe inherent fear we get from watching two of my mutuals fight
#and not knowing what the fuck im supposed to do about it#<- (is plagued by the constant need to help whenever we see a genuine issue)#(also yes this is very directed at two people in particular)#(how the hell am i supposed to know who to believe here-)#(genuinely terrifying not knowing what to do about it all)#Tech Tag Rant#Tech Posts
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also i think i know how i could relieve a lot of the guilt n tension i feel online butttt aaaahaahahahah . i can’t do that
#.mei’s chatter ˚༘⋆ ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖#im so scared and lame at the end of the day#i let my anxiety control me#but . WHATEVER#slowly been feeling a little more open so idk idk idk idk#being in the community is just such a toss up for me . of course i love it i love all of you it’s the best part of my day etc#but i also feel sm guilt for the way i present/act in here#the fact that i struggle to express myself therefore making it harder to connect w others#i genuinely wish so much i could be more open and less closed off on here#but i am jst so scared 2do that i caaant. even posting writing terrifies me these days#my selfship brings me sm comfort but sharing it online Not so much sometimes#it’s ok
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I need to make more artist friends for my health and wellbeing but I don't ever wanna come off as parasocial or only wanting to befriend someone just because I like their art
Do you see my problem here
#ramblings of an arrow#all the artists I would like to befriend are also ppl who like seem like genuinely neat ppl#based on what ive seen from their non art posts as well#but I dont want to be weird!!!#so I just sit here#it doesnt help that like if I enjoy an artist my brain just assumes they must be like super popular#and obviously therefore would be weirded out by some random follower being like hi i like ur shit also u seem cool#what if we chatted so so casually while we vibed each other out and mayhaps became friends#it also does not help that I have been on the recieving end of being the cool artist someone wants to befriend because they want free shit#and like I WOULD NEVER DO THAY#but I understand the fear on a visceral level#it fucking SUCKS to become friends with someone only to realize down the line they were just using you#for art or clout or whatever#it sucks so much#which is why I am always terrified of coming off that way lolllllll#and like the 2 biggest offenders used me because they knew I was a good storyteller and wanted me to run DnD for them#and then absolutely wrecked those games#and most of my favorite artists are ttrpg artists#so im just sittingggg hereeeee#not wanting anyone to ever think i would do that#pls I just enjoy and appreciate other ppls art and characters#but in a normal way where I dont feel entitled to anyone elses creativity or energy#anyways I am making up problems in my own mind I know this
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aauugghhhh that one dog pose but pyro tf2 oc but also could just b pyro tf2
ty n gn.
#art moments <3#i genuinely think this is like the best thing ive ever drawn.#pyro tf2#tf2#did you know that im terrified of posting#i shrimply wish to be an observer but also this singular image makes me giggle#so a gift.
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i made a meme
#do u understand how utterly terrified of this i am#i will forever be confused by jj x spencer#she constantly put him down and didnt listen to him and ignored him and then suddenly she was in love with him forever??#no i refuse#she had a HUSBAND AND TWO KIDS#i can accept that he had a crush on her when he was younger that's fine that's sweet thats cute#i cant believe the writers would make jeid canon after 99% of the posts ive seen have been negative about them#it wasnt fair on either of the characters#i didnt like it#and now im genuinely scared that will isn't gonna be there to keep his wife in check#not that jj has ever been 'in check' in her life#criminal minds
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If i start more freely posting (untagged) Pirates Thoughts would y'all be like
interested? not talking abt meta bc I've found I don't really write what most ppl would consider meta it seems so??? just rambling but i let myself speak freely instead of censoring all the silly crack fic tinged to outright horny ideas?
#text post#i wanna talk more with folks but still absolutely terrified to do so#the early fandom Events have left a genuine fucking fear in me to be vulnerable with other fans of the show but i hate that!!!#i wamt talk. make friends. joke abt pirates together and play in the sandbox!#so this is maybe a bridge into doing that like i so for dethklok and saints row and stuff#though those fandoms are smaller so maybe that's a factor too#idk idk idk im a mess
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genuinely scared daya has been on tumbl with some of the things she's been saying and doing lately like. Fear
#IT'S HER USING 3'S FOR E'S LITERALLY WHY WHEN YOU HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE 2020#im paranoid and insane it's her wearing her out of drag clothes while in drag after i-- IM STOPPING#i have barely been posting sorry ive been Busy . doing daya things . adjacent#she terrifies me genuinely
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caught up on the new hypmic ep news and . by god dont let the chinese fans know about the honobono track cuz theyre gonna be REJOICING over that
#moondrop.txt#hypmicposting ^_^ sorry but not really#like the new lore bit about her is soooooo terrifying in a ''oh NO shit is gonna go down'' way#like girl wdym she brought her ENTIRE SQUAD with her when she skipped town#SHES THE HEAD OF THE CHUUOKU SECRET POLICE WDYM THE HEAD OF SECRET POLICE SKIPPED TOWN#if i was living in hypmic universe japan id be MOVING TO A NEW PLANET cuz what the Fuck#also the fact that the chinese fans genuinely thinks that her coup is gonna be a net good for hypmic japan like nahhhhh#like chuuoku is not great its authoritarian its r*dfemmy its passing laws that dont help with any societal problems#like women were being assaulted in various ways in post hypmic ww3 but like . nothing much changed for women outside of chuuoku#after canon begins either#like the lack of any substantial change and the segregation of and tax unfairness for men is the point . like its saying that this is#a Bad Way to Solve Societal Issues#but the way the chinese fans view feminism is soooo radfemmy to the point where they think the party of words just isnt authoritarian ENOUGH#and they think that honobonos coup is gonna change that for the better by making the hypmic japanese society even MORE CRUEL#like im sorry but we NEED media literacy oh my god#anyways sorry but not really again for hypmicposting ^_^ i have hypmic in the head all the time
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SCREAMS
#ot3: ❤rhyme💛easy💙#tape entry circa 1980#i forgot i didnt finish taking all possible screencaps from this ep and went back and WOO#dude aughh the color pallete for the end of this ep/ beginning of next ep is CRAZY its my favorite pallet for them in all the show#theyre scared during that scene tho so not ideal for gush posts but theres no way i wont use it lol#tbh im considering using one of those screencaps as my new header maybe#i just love the colors sm#BUT AAHHH IM SO SOFT FOR MY BABIES!!!#rewatching this ep i was reminded how much of a BASTARD min can truly be like JESUS min#my dude truly said some heartless shit to ryan like CALM DOWN#but i LOOOVE his line that acknowledges a HUGE thing for him#'so... waiting didnt work... you can mess up even if you stand still'#HIS ENTIRE THING IS STANDING STILL LIKE FREEZING UP AND BEING FROZEN IN MULTIPLE WAYS LIKE#AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!#i feel so BAD for ryan this ep for how shit he gets treated by min like MY BABY!!!!!!!! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF MIN FOR YOU BABY#and on TOP of that min YELLS at ryan immediately after saving him from falling to his death GHJSK#MY MAN DOESNT EVEN GET A BREAK!!!!!!!#BUT AHHH SEEING HOW GENUINELY TERRIFIED RYAN WAS WHEN HE WAS SURE HE WAS ABT TO DIE LIKE!!!!#NGL RYANS VA WAS SOOO GOOD IN EXPRESSING JUST GENUINE TERROR IN HIS VOICE THAT SOUNDED PATHETIC EVEN#made my heart hurt ;;w;;#tbh this ep really shows mins character tbh esp towards the end when he realizes he was wrong... but also ends up not apologizing#even when he was abt to#hfdjsk he can be so grouchy and bitchy but so so sweet and fun and nice and GHDFSJK FUNNY TBH W HOW MUCH OF A SMUG ASSHOLE HE CAN BE#HES REALLY FUNNY WHEN HE GETS LIKE THAT TBH#AOUHHH BUT THEY LOOKS SO CUTE THIS EP I GOT SO MANY SCREENCAPS OF MIN#SOME VERY CUTE ONES BUT ALSO LOOOOTSSS OF HIM JUST YELLING AND BEING ABSOLUTELY PISSED OFF HFDSJK#anways kissing them kissing them KISSING THEMMM#MY SOULMATES MY BABIES MIS AMORES TE AMO TE AMOOOOO#my heart hurts thinking of them rn i want to pet ryans hair while he lays his head on my lap while playing guitar#want to feel min wrap his arms around me and bury his face in my neck while i cook us dinner
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