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bigtiddytomboy2 · 5 months

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You should know with my new medication ay alcohol tolerance is so low it would be so easy to take advantage 🖤

#im drunk rn

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inkymkk · 2 months

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Gary oak once Ash gets in his car or smth

#gary oak #ash ketchum #palletshipping #pokemon #shigesato #im drunk rn #LMAO

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thottybrucewayne · 4 months

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Childish Gambino is who Logic would be if he wasn't biracial.

#thotty speaks #im drunk rn

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necromelli · 4 months

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y'all do not listen to Hozier after you've had a 100 proof shot + a xanny (they're prescribed for anxiety don't worry + I had the worst panic attack but I'm fine now) that shit will derail your whole life.

or paris paloma omg ,, cradle went so hard

#bee rambles #bees antics #hozier #im drunk rn #paris paloma

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redrageoused · 11 months

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big fan of the concepts some authors have where kevin is half not white (it varies based off what they hc wymack to be) and add the extra layer of pressure from the media because its SO intwresting to see people work through being mixed race in a positiob where you’re very well known

#im drunk rn #inner kevin day fr #kevin day #aftg #all for the game

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basilsbestpainting · 1 year

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Conan Doyle would have done numbers if he wrote sherlock as an rp blog on tumblr

#letters from watson #lettersfromwatson #im drunk rn #very sorry

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demadogs · 9 months

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havnet posted in forwver bc im on vacay with my friends!!

#im drunk rn #bye

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suzie-snail · 2 years

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looking at usamamo content isn't enough... I need to-- well, I don't know... but it's not enough!!

#usamamo #sailor moon #chiba mamoru #tsukino usagi #usagi #mamoru #pretty guardian sailor moon #sailor moon crystal #the best usamamo contebt #is when it appears in your dreams #im drunk rn #dont worry abt it #but ive had usamamo dreams the past three nights

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tayyloryork · 2 years

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every time im drunk i think about that tweet that’s like “if i’m drunk and i start talking about my dad just take me home” and it stops me from talking about my dad

#im drunk rn

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ray-without-organs · 4 months

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Wait I tried to hold knife up to my neck. Oh shit

#thoughts #im drunk rn

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wetpulp · 3 months

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the guy from fortnite,...

#sry im drunk rn #mgs #solid snake #fortnite #fortnite battle royale #metal gear #metal gear solid #mgs snake #mgs fanart #metal gear fanart #snake mgs #my art

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amygdalae · 11 months

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#heehoo haahee #this is from the wikipedia page for the Rake lol im drunk rn googling creepypastas that used to scare me as a kid. and im going heehoo! ha

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catcze · 7 months

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NO BC LISTEN.

WIRO REACTING TO HIS CRUSH/LOVER WEARING A SUIT. LIKE IT FITS THEIR FRAME SO PERFECTLY AND SNUGLY AND WDYM “WHY IS HE LOOKING” OFC HE’S LOOKING LIKE HELLO???

I can’t tell if he would shameless let his eyes roam or would avoid looking at them KDIDKSKSK WIRO BRAINROT IS SO REALL

KAJNSDSA BROOO OMG okokokok something along the lines but 👀

Reblogs are greatly appreciated !!

You're fiddling with the cuffs of your suit as you exit the changing room, a frown on your face. You're nervous— of course you are! It's not often that you're invited to a high-profile, black-tie event like this, and you'd rather not stick out like a sore thumb.

Wriothesley, who sits comfortably in a plush armchair, has been invited before though. But time and time again he's turned down the invites with some of the most ludicrous excuses. 'A monster is attacking the fortress' is one of his most used ones, closely followed by 'a bird shat on the shoulder of my suit.' But you wonder why he's accepted this time, despite his distaste for the limelight. Well, you shrug, pocketing the thought for later. At least you won't be going alone.

"What do you think?" You pose the question to him, still frowning as you look down at yourself. Did you look okay? Was the fit alright? Did this color wash you out? You had splurged on this (well. Wriothesley splurged on this, technically. He had said it's a gift) and had the suit custom-done, so it should fit your measurements to an exact, but... you frown, not able to shake off the nerves.

And it doesn't help that Wriothesley hasn't said anything since you've stepped out, either. Merely stares at you, eyes roaming your figure. Even at your question, he acts like he hadn't even heard it. Does the suit look that bad?

"Wrio?"

That seems to reach him, and he blinks, finally registering that he's been staring at you— and that you've begun to stare back.

"Oh, uh. Yeah, it looks nice on you. The tailor did a very good job," he says, glancing away, hoping you don't see the red tinge to his cheeks or his ears.

"Really?" You ask, evaluating yourself in the mirror with a frown. "I don't know. I feel like I look like a mess."

"if you look like a mess, then I dread to think what I look like," he says, glancing at you for a second, getting an eyeful of you in that damn good suit, and feels his mouth dry up again. Wriothesley turns his eyes to the corner of the room, finding the fake palm plant there incredibly interesting. Barely more interesting than you. In that very flattering suit. It emphasizes your body very well, he thinks. Makes him see just enough of you while still leaving some to the imagination. And the color you chose for it... red and black, to match what he'll wear, you said. He sighs, troubled, because just the mere memory of it has his heart racing and his palms sweating.

You keep criticizing your reflection for a while longer, and it takes just enough time for Wriothesley to work up the self-control to look your way. "You look good," he says at last. Then clears his throat. His face feels hot. "Better than good, even. You don't have anything to worry about, I promise."

It placates you, because you finally give your own reflection a rest. You back away from the mirror, humming. "If you say so. Thank you, Wrio," you tell him, flashing him a small, shy smile just before you back up into the changing room once more to take it off.

Once you're out of the vicinity, Wriothesley drops his head into his palms, groaning softly.

if he's this much of a mess around you at a fitting, he wonders how much of a fool he could make himself at the actual event.

#astronetwrk #「 🐈‍⬛ 」 catcze.desserts #wriothesley x reader #genshin impact x reader #cw gn reader #genshin impact #wriothesley #Fun fact he alr rejected the invite before he learned you were also invited & would attend lmao #as soon as he knew you were going he wrote up a follow up letter going smthn like 'NO WAIT EXCUSE ME CHANGE OF PLANS I WILL ATTEND'#babe i will b so honest im drunk as a skunk rn so if its bad im so sorry ill edit come morening ily mwah mwah #<-tag from last night when I was planning 2 post drunk but decided to hold on to it HAJJDS dw dw i edited it alr

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devifablekatze · 2 years

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I went to my first ever pride today at 22. The first thing I saw on the main stage was a man in a pup mask performing an aerial chains routine. This only fully reaffirms my belief that kink. Belongs. At. Pride. This is the one time we can truly and unapologetically be our full queer selves and it is beautiful

#im drunk rn #I’m here I’m fucking so goddamned queer #funckin pride dude #pride 2023 #what an experience

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shivroythinker · 4 months

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so i realize it's january 2024 and this show ended 800 years ago but. who else up wondering if shiv liked the nickname shiv when her family first started calling her it. when she was a kid. if she knew her name meant makeshift weapon used to maim or kill. did she always know because they joked about it. did she learn its meaning and be not sure. did she eventually grow to accept it. did she grow to mold herself around her sharp edges because that's her identity it is literally her name. shiv. idk

#OH BELOVED SUCCPOSTING!!!!#sorry im rly drunk rn #shivposting

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xthechaozx · 1 month

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state of mind

#xthechaozx #myart #maccadam #transformers #rodimus #transformers hot rod #hot rod #rodimus prime #transformers idw #rodimus idw #im drunk rn let me vibe

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