#im a bare minimum bitch
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a visual guide to all of hua cheng’s adaptations :D / follow for more hua cheng appreciation posts / transcribed notes + versions without my deisgn below the cut if you want this as a reference!
donghua
(by haoliners animation league) (i found multiple necklace designs in the manhua so i picked the most recent one - the S2 trailer)
very dark gray, straight hair
pointier nose
human ears
slightly paler than xie lian
parallelogram shaped eyepatch
thick braid
tall collar
broad shoulders
low neckline (cleavage)
tunic more form fitting
butterfly + geometric design (on belt and vambraces)
two belts
short red thread
e’ming has large red + white hilt
criss-cross chains (on boots)
white sole (on shoes)
book covers
(by 曰出的小大陽 / tai3_3)
same skin tone as Xie Lian
dark brown hair
trapezoid shaped eyepatch
very long hair + thinner hair
human ears
long nose, thinner face
red liner under the eyes
brain behind shoulder
big necklace charm
simple, loose fitting tunic
wavy + intricate design (on belt and vambraces)
long vambraces
minimal e'ming
endless red thread
lower boots
manhua
(by starember)
wavier, ink black hair
heavy eyeliner / shadow
mismatched earrings
very gray / pale skin
shield shaped eyepatch
arched eyebrow + piercing
lip glos
no hair strands in front of shoulders
beefy / dorito shaped
many outfits + hairstyles
extra straps on belt
pointy vambraces
floral design (on belt and vambraces)
very cool toned red
more detail overall
dark colored pants
e'ming is LONG
my design
(by @lazycranberrydoodles ) (subject to change)
blue / purple toned hair + skin
wolf cut type hairstyle
red & black eyeliner
trapezoid shaped eyepatch
pointy ears
black choker
lipgloss
many earrings (one is a fic reference :))
skinnier (died @ 17)
warmer toned red
big ol sleeves
floral + butterfly design (on belt and vambraces)
extra chain on belt for style
rings
simple e'ming
high boots w/ heel
#did you forget that my blog is hua cheng themed?#i hope this is useful to someone else!! rb if you save it ig#ask me questions about my design i have so many thoughts about Him :)#my design for him changes most times i draw him lmao but some things stay constant#my most important things are making his skin a very light blue/ purple#and making his ears and teeth pointy#no offense!! but im a little tired of official art that makes him look like a human guy#let my boy be dead looking#at the bare minimum in a sexy vampire kind of way#hua cheng: im going out. me: not dressed like that you arent.#hua cheng: better? (has on makeup jewelry demon king swag and high boots) me: yas bitch slay!!#tgcf#art#tian guan ci fu#heaven official’s blessing#hua cheng#digital art#my art#mxtx#reference#tgcf donghua#tgcf novel#tgcf manhua
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connor rubs his hands as he walks, and does a little spin as he inspects the room, and blinks whenever his LED changes color and idk why it destroys me every single fucking time limttle killing machine i luuoovue youu
just a little guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#dbh#detroit become human#connor#dude im not gonna lie i screamed out loud when he walked over the bag markus' team left on the stratford tower and like what the HELL IS THI#boy fucking blinks and im like yeeees your a real boyy#hnnghdnfdhdd#bitch stood in that corner in night of the soul with his arms crossed and i was like LOOOOK AT HIMMMB#i do love a man who does the bare minimum to not look like an inanimate object
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good news: my brand new helix piercing doest hurt
bad news: that means i can barely feel myself knocking against it
#charlie.txt#i keep accidentally resting on it bc i can barely feel it#it was done like. five or six days ago?#im so confused i was told putting pressure on a helix piercing hurts like a bitch for six months absolute minimum#and some people say their havent healed years later
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tumblr centrist liberals stop acting like voting is the most influential and important political activity you can participate in challenge
#me donating to mutual aid posts on tumblr and donating esims to people in gaza has done worlds more influence than any vote i ever did#people who risk their lives in protests do more than voting#i firmly believe that#this isnt a Voting is Pointless post this is Voting is the Barest Minimum#voting is easy. when there’s no outside barriers its so fucking easy.#you fill in a card and call it a day. its easy to feel like you made a difference when all you did is fill in some dots.#yall barely even follow up on who you vote for or even Care if the people you vote for fail you#its the perfect thing for weak liberals to attach to#treat it like the be all end all with activism and you have the easiest get out of real political action card#no need to get your hands dirty if you did all you needed to#as someone who DOES vote. voting is the easiest political thing i engage with. everything else is a risk. or at least a sacrifice.#voting is barely anything to me. i dont feel like i do Anything with it. but donating. making political art. THATS something. thats REAL.#i would go to big protests if i lived somewhere with them#like i understand. wanting voting to be enough. im a heavily depressed bitch who feels like they cant engage with anything big or important#i know tumblr is full of those types. yall dont want to do anything. yall dont want to be uncomfortable or upset or anything negative.#personal comfort above all else. thats what tumblr is. thats what centrist liberals are. there’s no real desire to break out-#of the comfort zone or status quo respectively. yall are scared to get Involved. and i am too. but with how current events are going…#i can see that i don’t want to be that anymore. i know i need to be more than that. its hard and risky but i Need to.#and so do yall. yall NEED to engage with activism outside of voting. or you’re doing nothing.#txt
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The state of things on anitwt and fandom in general regarding women characters is so pathetic that JJK doing the bare minimum gets praise. Like people praise the scene where Yuuji saves Nobara and she isn't a blubbering mess about being weak and I'm just like "...OK? Gege didn't write her in a sexist manner, I'm not giving him a cookie or props for that when it's such a low bar to pass". You can praise a lot of his talent as a writer but he's quite literally doing the bare minimum in an industry where most male writers can't be bothered. That's nice ig but I'm not going to call him a feminist icon or praise him for it lmao
#sloot bitches about things#maybe its bc im a jaded misandrist harpy but men doing the bare minimum when writing women isnt deserving of praise to me#men as a whole have been praised for doing the bare minimum enough babe?#.jjk#like i praise araki hc he actively got better at writing women in a non-sexist way over time and it shows#and he actively fought popular opinions/cultural norms/his own editors and tbh still is now#dragona regardless of their gender identity is a character that were it any other mainstream mangaka id be worried#but araki and gender nonconforming characters are like bread and butter. im willing to give credit to that
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i am not immune to aki hayakawa
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happy astrological new year yall i got a raise 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
#its like christmas#i mean. i can stay a bitch and remind myself that its still the bare minimum given the inflation#but im a hopeful sap appreciating life rn ✨✨✨✨
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#theyr cancell ing 3 out of the 4 big dance performances for chinese new year this year…#bitch this is the ONE chance a year I get to be in touch with my culture n feel like I Belong. so could u Not#I look forward to those performances So Much. i get to share my culture with my friends AND perform it’s so much fun#I get to be around people who are like me. and it’s cool.#it’s just. now we r doing the bare minimum and im kinda sad about it. I feel like we’re not gonna do ANY of the traditions this year#if they cancel the local lantern festival im gonna cry#and i know its so stupid but. it’s really nice to celebrate where I came from instead of just forgetting about it sometimes
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I am not asking for too much I am not asking for too much I am not asking for too much I am not asking for too much I am not asking for too much I am not asking for too much I am Not asking for too much
#im really not#i feel like i am and i have to stop doing this to myself#it is. the bare minimum.#pls relax bitch#🫀
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mother fucker i am going to make my bedroom so instagram girlie this week u have no fucking idea
#IM AN ADULT. IM AN ADULT. I CANT LIBVE LIKE A MESSY TEEN#it is DISGUSTING in here#anyway i talked to luna yesterday and she like BITCH OMG U HAVE GOTTA RELEASE WHATEVER ENERGY U HAVE RN#and i was like????? fuck!!! the wnergy is tangible#so im making the bedroom nice so at the BARE FUCKING MINIMUM!! i can sleep soundly in a nice environment#im making myself an enrichment filled enclosure
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So at work Sunday we got dropped SEVERAL pallets that had been in the back room that have been there anywhere from 2 days to uh... .....uh.... weeks? Bc Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumbass like to wait until after 4am crew leaves and then take whatever pallets were left for them/we told them to do to the back and continue doing nothing for the rest of their shift
And NewLady doesn't know how (we showed her 6 different times... 3 different people) or is lazy so if there's an unwrapped pallet that needs either rewrapped or rewrapped and tagged, she will just wheel it to the back at the end of her shift
And NetflixCoworker routinely will take shit to the back to "finish tomorrow" and then conveniently is off the next day or just straight up won't get it from the back herself
So anyway we get dropped pallets, none of mine (obviously) and ofc they're NetflixCoworker's and she's not there. So eventually NewLady says she'll put out the stuff or put the boxes under the table. Cool. I go do my own shit.
Was thinking to myself "honey you don't wanna play chicken with me bc I play to win even if it hurts me. I'm not doing your guys' work when you don't even recover my area when I'm not here."
Come in today and what's waiting for us? On top of 4 new items for ME, 2 for her, and 2 in ladies? Oh it's the pallets from Sunday! What a suprise.
Again don't play chicken with me, I work 4 hours you work 8. You clearly have more time than I so I don't think i should bust my ass to do it. And I had 4 new items.
So when I left she still hadn't done them, and again told me she'd try to work on em after I left.
Apparently she told [relative coworker] that SHE should do the pallets instead of recovering. I'm pretty sure they just got wrapped and tagged but I can't remember what she said happened (brain fog so bad today)
Anyway I'm tired of cleaning up other peoples messes
#marquilla#one time i was in a group project with this loser kid and we split the work 3 ways lets say like 4 slides each and we each had a topic to#cover in those slides. i did mine. my friend did his. barely even the bare fucking minimum by this loser ass kid#and we got asked questions ab why his section was so... thin and i was like well that was Toms section. ask him.#cant remember the grade we got but i remember thinking im not your fucking mother if you needed help you couldve asked us or one or both#of the two iep aids you have and i KNOW you have bc we have the same ones. theyd be more than willing to have helped you.#i was so mad lmao but i remember thinking idgaf if we even get a D- as an overall grade bc i did my work bitch#im not the one to break first.#work talk
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idk i just wanted to point out that its not necessarily girlfriend? the hangul is 동백씨 애인 있어요? = dongbaekssi aein issoyo? and like, i know aein isnt exactly girlfriend. it can be, korean naver papago by default translated it to girlfriend. however, if you scroll down to 애인 you see theres lover, which is closer to a "pure" definition of it. followed by (남자) boyfriend, (여자) girlfriend. namja is man, yeoja is woman. if it specifically mentions BoyFriend or GirlFriend, it would be 남친=namchin or 여친=yochin. if it specifically mentions A BoyFriend or A GirlFriend, it would be 남자 친구=namja chingu or 여자 친구=yoja chingu. but this and the character just says 애인=lover.
but then if you ask daum dictionary, also a korean app, you get "Do you have a boyfriend?" (funnily enough no name in the translation even tho its Right There).
so anyway my point is, hes not necessarily asking dongbaek-ssi if hes got a girlfriend, but if he has a lover. i say this as a person who is not at all fluent in korean but know enough korean to pick up on a lot of words and phrases.
#the director who buys me dinner#kbl#anyway like. duolingo is my bitch#has been for 768 days. though im lazE often and only do bare minimum to keep the streak lmao#along with several others korean apps#ive watched aloT of kdrama and i listen to aloT of kpop#whenever me and my friend play discord kpop music quiz i translate whatever i can on the go so we can guess the title of the songs#im often right#ive even managed to teach them several words lmao#they know water. fire. spring. apple. apology. (apple and apology is both saghwa) fool. tears. stop. person. two lovers.#anyway i dye a grass.#this drama is kinda silly but im entertained and thats all i need#whatapost
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Me: Hey wow this thing $10 would really help me feel like a person again, can I get it?
Husband: Yeah I'll pick it up
Husband on his way home: Hey you know that thing that would really help you feel better? Yeah well imma skip that errand today bc -insert list of arbitrary reasons- but I'm still gonna run *my* errand that i wanna do for fun
He then proceeds to take an hour and a half to get two errands done despite the fact that my errand would have added maybe ten minutes onto that
#I'm just gonna start ordering shit i want since i never get to go into town anyways and he doesn't pick up shit for me#all i wanted was a $10 hair cutting tool#woulda taken ten whole minutes but noooooooooooo can't do shit extra to make my wife happy#you know like foreplay#or getting me shit i need#or fuckin doing some of the housework bc I do 8 hours worth of work here thats fuckin intensive and if i dont get it done#im basically dropping kerosene on my existence standing way too friendly with a fire#nah dude i guess asking the bare minimum of going to work is too much#still think hes a bitch for taking a day off to fix the truck but not bc i had a miscarriage is fucking rough#and he didnt even fix the truck#hmmm bouta have a free will moment here#this dude better have some fucking flowers or somethin for me with that time#my txt
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i had to delete that pic of lisa with neymar i dont want him on my blog
#lisa is always the one making me suffer#i hope he at least did the bare minimum and told her bp should come to br#im one of those come to brazil bitches now fuck me#txt
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