11 year old [yelling over the 6 year old who doesn't want to do his homework]: Why don't you take your dance classes anymore?

Me: Are you seriously asking me this question? After I just had to have the same discussion with you about putting in the work for the fourth time?

11 year old: Well, I just noticed you don't do your dance classes anymore and I wondered why.

Me: I was trying to do a dance class while you and your brother were doing what I thought would be easy homework, but I had to stop every 3 minutes to help the both of you which is my job; however, you chose to take a short cut which didn't get you anywhere so you came back in twice to ask the same question hoping I am going to just give you the answer so you don't have to put in the work. And you can obviously see what is happening with this guy.

[Points to the 6 year old eating the eraser on the end of his pencil because he refuses to write the spelling words three times each.]

11 year old: Soooo, why don't you take your dance class anymore?

Me: [internally cursing]

HOW TF!!????

How the fuck am I supposed to have a balanced life (cause the IB values it) when they give me 1,080 hours of classes on top of which I’m supposed to do like 1 hour of homework or revision for each class so like 1,424 more hours of homework. Plus CAS and the EE. Not to mention TOK. How do I lead a balanced life if the amount of work they give me, doesn’t allow me to sleep and LIVE A BALANCED LIFE?????????

hobi is next i think, oh god what if hixtape drops

who the FUCK does Chanyeol think he is disrespecting us like this

Art trade w/ @lemonsweater 

OK. So I've been thinking about this for a while now, and, this could be the end man, like. i hope that there is SOME other plot twist and that it’s not, but there is a big possibility that it could be, i mean, after this, then what? Crap. Marvel has helped me through such a hard time and if this is the end. Man I can’t think about this no more. I’m crying my eyes out for the 5th time today, please pray that this isn’t the end :(            😭😫😔😕😞💗💗

Beating around the bush doesn't exist in my family. #theydontfuckaround #ifuckingcant 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Watching a documentary on burlesque finds a burlesque dancer who loves burritos so much she performs as a burrito and when she rips off her tortilla coat she becomes a jalapeno.....

Want another reason to disdain Trump?

He inspires hate. I found out a couple hours ago that my gay uncle was attacked outside a bar in Alabama by two drunk men. He was hit in the head with a bottle and passed out. While he was unconscious, they ran over his leg. The whole time they threw around homophobic slurs They have yet to be arrested.

ifuckingcant

GDRAGON AUCKLAND CONCERT

YO GDRAGON IS COMING TO NEW ZEALAND AND I HNGGAJDJFN I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED I THINK I'M HAVING AN ASTHMA ATTACK

I'm so glad this video exists!! @marril96 @collectorofsecretsandsouls @rowenaslittlewitch

So your saying u can suck a golf ball threw a garden hose

Dorian