watched sam raimi's spiderman for the first time the other day and i know if i was a 90s child who grew up with it id be just as obsessed with it as millenials are today but oh my god. I can't even call it bad or anything because this movie doesnt even feel real. the horrific effects. the body horror of peter's organic webs oozing out of his fucking wrists. willem dafoe crawling over the fucking floor constantly sweating and sobbing and screaming for his role. the weird christian overtones. goblin's completely deadpan "oh." before being sliced open by his glider. the opening narration. the fact that there are grown men on the internet who will tell you to die in a fire if you dont take this movie seriously enough. it just isnt real