fertbutt
same as it ever was
fert or martin he/they. mostly dragons cats and fallout. proshippers dont follow me you guys are weird. i made pumpkiwumpkin the guinea pig
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oomf shot me in the head with a 9mm round lmfaooooo 馃槀馃槀 i survived and im coming for them
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Life looks soooooo good. Can鈥檛 wait to have one someday
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"average legionary uses 3 rolls of toilet paper a day" factoid actually just statistical error. average legionary uses 0 rolls of toilet paper a day. Crispy Josh,
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cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin
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"It is strange, this reaction I have to garlic. In all my wanderings, in all my research, I have never encountered another vampire thusly affected. It is true that some popular lore holds that all vampires have an inherent weakness to garlic, but this is simply not the case. My situation, as far as I can tell, is unique."
--Vicente Valtieri, not realizing he has an allergy to garlic unrelated to his vampirism
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still thinkin about my lone wanderer's mojave adventures
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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you
this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history
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haha 鉂わ笍 hilarious post my friend! *eyes narrow and my face goes stone serious* but it does not resonate with my own ideological schema, so i shall not be reblogging it
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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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