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fubukiswifenoimnotjoking · 3 years

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One Punch Man ship reviews bc I’m bored

WARNING: BIG ONE PUNCH MAN WEBCOMIC AND MANGA SPOILERS

GenoSai: do I even have to say it?? They compliment each other so well and are already besties. They make me so happy and I love their love. Genos literally came into Saitama’s life and brought so much new life and excitement when Saitama thought he’d never get any. Genos gives him love and appreciation all the time and never abandons him. Saitama isn’t connected to his feelings, but he cares about Genos and would do just about anything for him, to keep him safe. Genos constantly teases Saitama and Saitama grumbles and takes it with some banter, Genos is super emotional and Saitama does his best to comfort him, they fucking love shopping together and just hanging out period, they talk about the dumbest shit and somehow they still understand each other with the one brain cell they both share. It takes Genos forever to realize his feelings are deeper and Saitama has to be TOLD by their friends that he should fucking realize his feelings already. Just...I could keep going but I’ll stop! 2718873737839439/10 (let’s not talk about the age gap btw, 6 years isn’t bad and Genos is a legal adult.)

FubuSai: the stereotypical straight ship ppl gravitate to. Eh. I can see it, but at the same time I feel like they don’t completely compliment each other. Are they a hot couple? Duh. But I feel like their pride and communication issues would get in the way. 4/10

TatsuSai: hnghhhh. Someone mentioned this before, can’t remember who, but Saitama literally thinks she’s a child in canon. So that just....makes it gross. Same problems as FubuSai but worse. I’d rather see them as hesitant friends w a weird bond. 0/10

SonSai/SonicSai/idk the ship name: eh, toxic. Cant see them getting past communication issues and pride, again. Plus Sonic wants to kill his ass. Also, I just feel no romantic tension?? Even in fanfic it just falls flat for me. 3/10

MumenSai: a favorite!! Wish I saw it more, it’s very cute. Mumen is so kind and would absolutely be there to help him w self esteem and just help him be a better person period. And Saitama would have a cute little kind guy to tease and open up to. I could maybe see Mumen’s kindness getting on Saitama’s nerves when he’s in a bad mood bc Mumen almost never snaps and Saitama feels shittier, or maybe Mumen being mad at Saitama for being kinda lazy at home while Mumen is working his ass off and he’s like babe I just got home, please stop playing the fucking game and pay attention to me I have a concussion again. Prob too nitpicky on this one, heh, but 8.4/10

Genos x Sonic: wtf? As a crack ship, sure. That’s hilarious. But as a serious ship, 1.3/10 bc I could MAYBE see them bond over their love of my chemical romance or sum.

Anyone x Puri: -128382839287473828739219833468282/10. Fuck Puri.

TatsuKing: eh. Indifferent on this one too. I can see them getting along and Tatsu being the mean but supportive gf in public, but a sweet gf in private. King could be like her calm oasis of video games and sweet blonde shy bf. I sway more towards ace/aro King and queer non binary Tatsu, but this is still good. 6/10

FubuPsy/Fubuki x Psykos/idk: hell yeah!! This series NEEDS more wlw ships, both for me to project onto and to cry over. Prob my fav Fubuki ship, cuz they’ve known each other since they were young and had a tenuous friendship. I didn’t use to ship it until I saw that scene in the wc after the MA arc (u know the one) but here we are. They’re big personalities so any interaction is bound to be chaotic at first, but I really think they’d work. Pride put to the side, Psykos could be someone for Fubuki to finally rely on other than the Blizzard Bunch, someone to confide in, a badass partner to fight monsters with, talk about nothing for hours with, be a super fashionable #girlboss couple with, and someone who would really see her for who she is-especially w Psykos knowledge of her from the past. Hell, Psykos might even know her better than Tatsumaki. Fubuki could be an anchor to her like she currently is in the wc, providing a quiet comfort and making her open up little by little. Would prob be toxic at first bc of the MA arc and their desire for power, but is a very good ship I think. 9/10

Speedal/Sonic x Mumen: an old fav! Sonic would have a hard time not hating Mumen at first bc he’s the picture definition of a hero, sum he hates. But hanging out with him would show him Mumen is a GOOD guy genuinely and he’d be like ohhhh shit I’m in love w this man. Mumen would thoroughly appreciate someone to make him live a little, break some rules and stand up to ppl when they talk over him. He’d DEFINITELY be upset when finding out Sonic is an assassin, but would prob be conflicted bc he knows Sonic is a good person despite that. Would prob make Sonic give up on killing for them to be together. Sucks bc of the assassin thing and bc they haven’t met in canon! So we’re not sure how they’d interact with each other, sigh. 7.4/10

Okamaitachi x Bushidrill: a very underrated ship! To be clear, I headcanon Kama as a trans woman and so does most of the fandom. Anyway, very sweet and already built as a friendship bc of their partnership under Atomic Samurai. I can’t remember who writes fic and makes art of them on tumblr but AAAAA it’s so good! Very sweet. Basically depicted Bushi as a nervous himbo who’s honest about his feelings but scared to say them and Kama as a sweet lady who’s crazy about Bushi. Very sweet. Want more of them!! 6.1/10

OneZon/Zombieman x One Shotter: never even thought of the ship till I saw @megidolan art work! Very wholesome, and from what little we know of Shotter we know he’s a sort of nervous yet strong willed guy, and Zombieman would totally help him calm down bc he’s so chill. I could see them sharing cigarettes and talking shit on heroes while cuddling u know? 7/10 only because I don’t see enough of it but very good concept.

Mumarou/Mumen x Garou: a lot of ppl are gonna hate me for this but....I don’t like it. I’ve tried! I just—idk. I’ve read so many good fics about them that make me like it a bit, but the concept is just eh. I think their relationship is, in most reps, really cliche angsty stuff. I wish I could elaborate I just...gah! Basically, there’s better ships for the both of them imo. Sorry!! 4.3/10

Sonic x Flashy/SonFlash: yes!! Prob my fav Sonic ship. They have soooo much tension, it’s almost worse than Genos’ tension w Saitama. Flashy LITERALLY poisoned Sonic so that he wouldn’t be forced to kill him at the ninja graduation. He cares. They’ll never say it out loud, but they care. They have someone who understands what they went through in each other and someone they’re both so similar to, yet so different from. Sonic is more vocal about his expressions and let’s people know it while Flashy often keeps things to himself, they could really influence the other to be more this or that. I could see a lot of comfort with these two, and not much is needed for relationship development; they already have so much unspoken between them after meeting for the first time in years. Love it. Wish I saw it more! 10/11

KingSai: wonderful! Out of the few ppl Saitama is close to, def my second fav pick for a ship for him. There’s a post saying how Saitama doesn’t cut King off when he’s going on rants about games and stuff bc he’s talking TO Saitama, not at him like Genos tends to do on accident. They’re already great buddies! Saitama could find a shy gamer man who he can talk to about manga and stuff and also a passionate bf who could break out of his shell w Saitama and be himself with no lies. King can have someone to protect him, duh, someone who finally understands his weird sense of humor, and someone to shower him in the love and kindness he deserves when Saitama is in the mood to be all out like that w his affections. Plus he’s Saitama’s anchor and brings him back down when he’s super anxious and depressed and tells him what’s up that he needs to fix without sugarcoating it. Would def have a bunch of inside jokes and go on dates that are just staying inside playing video games all night. Domestic af. 10/10

Fubuki x Mizuki: my first wlw Fubuki ship! Hard to find but very good. Mizuki is this big ball of kindness, energy, and raw power that would make Fubuki go ‘Ohhhhhhh, big pretty lady make brain go brrr.’ I could see Mizuki grounding Fubuki when she’s in over her head, giving her random gifts bc she saw sum and thought of her, doing a marathon run and wildly waving at Fubuki in the crowd, and all around being a dependable woman confident in herself and in love with a mysterious esper. Prob a little shy when it comes to anything physical bc she loves Fubuki so much and is overwhelmed by the realness of being w her. Fubuki gives Mizuki advice on ‘acting like a proper hero’ or whatever and though Mizuki thinks she doesn’t need it, Fubuki still helps her a lot w her career and being taken more seriously by others. Would give Mizuki someone who loves her for who she is and would go wild on her in private when she can be open about her affection, would be someone Mizuki could exercise with and listen intently to Mizuki’s physical knowledge, and would absolutely bandage her when she’s all banged up. Hnghh love this ship. It’s only behind the FubuPsy ship juuuuust a little bc they haven’t met in canon so we can’t be sure about their interactions and stuff. 8.8/10, I love WOMEN

Batarou: how could I go this far without mentioning them?! They have SOOOO much tension in the centichoro fight, like come on. Both snarky assholes who are huge softies one the inside, Badd being the more logical one (still a himbo, tho) and Garou being the more chaotic one. Probably take forever to admit their feelings bc they’re so prideful and stupid <3 flirt through constant wrestling matches and it takes Genos saying ‘they should kiss already, they’re getting on his nerves’ for them to finally realize what’s up. (@rayadraws has a great au where Garou Genos and Badd are a chaotic friend squad and Genos is the only brain of the group, haha. Very good au y’all check it out!) Would constantly pick on each other affectionately and switch into concerned SO when the other is hurt like the big teddy bears they are. Raise Zenko together for sure. Garou would fumble being romantic and Badd would find it both hilarious and cute. 11/12

Zombie mask/Amai x Zombieman:

So. I don’t like Amai Mask and I used to hate him, BUT the webcomic and fic have really helped me calm down on him (he’s still a dick tho), so it’s easier to want to ship him and stuff. Bc of Amai’s anger issues and controlling behavior, I could see this relationship being super toxic and icky—but I think they have some form of understanding that pulls Amai back from being a complete dick, you know? Start off as fuck buddies and slowly form something else from spending companionable time together other than screwing. Zombieman pulls Amai back from his angry fits and soothes him over with his logic. Talk maaaaaad shit about heroes, but only when they’re alone because Zombieman knows Amai will talk loud af about the heroes they’re roasting and Zombie doesn’t wanna stop a fight from happening. Zombieman loves making Amai flustered and has a secret check list in his head of all the things that get Amai red faced. Loves to listen to Amai rant about things for hours and loves to watch his face go through almost cartoon like expressions as he talks. He won’t admit it, but Zombie loves to be spoiled by Amai’s shit tons of cash and often takes rides in Amai’s limos when he wants to smoke and think to himself. Amai has a hard time realizing how his feelings have changed, but gets hit hard with it when he wakes up to Zombie making them breakfast one morning while wearing Amai’s underwear. Amai also loves to spoil Zombie and takes him out to restaurants and buys him cool new weapons on the weekends. @batneko has pretty much gotten me into this ship and I strongly suggest looking at their works! 7.9/10

DemonKnight/Genos x Zero/Drive Knight: I’m pretty sure this used to be a crack ship before the past like 10 manga chapters—and now here we are! Not a fav bc 1. ZERO LEFT GENOS TO SELF DESTRUCT AFTER THEY COMBINED TO FORM THE FUCKING JET HE WAS JUST LIKE lol bye SO LIKE if he left him to die that’s super hard for me to forgive and ship grrr 2. Disregarding the manga’s canon and looking at the wc, while I love the little trip they went on where Zero demonstrated his abilities and helped Genos kill monsters, it’s super sus. He knew alllll of this info on Metal Knight and was super supportive and understanding when Genos said he needed time to think. Like,,,what are his intentions? We know so little about him—is he trying to trick Genos or was he being sincere? THAT STUFF ASIDE, they’re a really fun ship. They’re both huge fucking nerds and can keep up with their talk on robotics for hours, they’re both cyborgs so they understand each other’s pain, and they’re both super cool and angsty. I think they could really settle into a deep bond that can go platonic or romantic, just depends. Genos needs more ppl in his life so hell yeah! Plus, he can really let go with Zero bc they don’t have that teacher/student relationship and Zero, if he’s really a sincere and kind guy like in the wc, can be there for Genos and listen to him. Don’t have much to say on this ship other than @wellthisisembarrassing makes GORGEOUS art of them! 6.3/10

Webuiko/Suiko x Webigaza: YEAH I KNOW THEY HAVENT INTERACTED IN CANON AND WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT THEM BUT HEAR ME OUT. Webigaza—cool af determined cyborg idol who’s surprisingly down to earth when talking with Child Emperor. Suiko—sassy and honest fighter who doesn’t take shit and is very passionate. Suiko would go to talk to Web then immediately freak out bc aaaa she’s way prettier than she thought, she can’t do this! Web would have to gently encourage Suiko to talk and at first is like ‘ah man, must be an adoring fan, ugh I’m so tired. At least she’s hot’ but when Suiko snaps out of her shyness Web is like oh! She’s super cool wtf. Always bump into each other during fights and help each other get fixed up, Suiko using her muscle power to lift Web’s pieces (and give Web a great view of Suiko’s muscles holy SHIT) and Web would patch Suiko up. Not to be stereotypical, but they’re def a masc/femme couple. I love the idea of this ship soooo much and I really hope they interact! 6.6/10 only bc they haven’t met 😭😭😭 look them up on here! There’s some great art of them by a few blogs

Dr. Kuseno x Bang: pretty sure @baldyborg came up with this one! Super cute. Just two old dudes finding a nice friendship in each other, maybe after Bang helps carry Genos to Kuseno’s after a day of fighting. Bang would find Kuseno to be a very cute little nerd man and would be sooo impressed by Kuseno’s mad scientist skills. Kuseno would be super impressed when seeing Bang in action too. They’d prob talk as soon as they meet each other and Genos would be in the background like you guys it’s been an hour, please fix me I’m on the verge of death 🧍🏻Bang would give Kuseno advice on training techniques to teach Genos and advice on making his bodies more martial arts ready or sum, meanwhile Kuseno would give his take on how to be kinder to Garou so that Bang would learn to repair the relationship with a gentleness he’s seemingly lacking (yes I’m talking about the chapter where he and Garou start fighting and Bang is just not doing enough to reach out to Garou, he’s being a callous old man! So yeah I’m still mad about that). Genos and Saitama would prob be out on a date and Saitama would be like oh theres Bang, wonder what he’s doing? Then Kuseno would walk up and kiss Bang and Genos and Sai would be shocked like SIRS 👬 Genos would tell Bang he doesn’t need another adoptive dad and Bang would be like....ok.... I see them retiring in a cottage together and Bang would become a huge softie. Yes I’m actively ignoring chapter 141 of the wc, shut up. 7.6/10

TankTop master x Mumen: they have a nice friendship going on in the manga right now! Just bros supporting bros. Tank is the picture definition of a muscly himbo and Mumen is his cute passionate bf. Also workout buddies af!! Don’t have much to say other than pretty good ship, just not a fav. 5.2/10

To sum it up—

GenoSai: 2718873737839439/10, Batarou: 11/12, SonFlash: 10/11, KingSai: 10/10, FubuPsy: 9/10, Fubuki x Mizuki: 8.8/10, MumenSai: 8.4/10, ZombieMask: 7.9/10, Dr. Kuseno x Bang: 7.6/10, Speedal: 7.4/10, OneZon: 7/10, Webuiko: 6.6/10, DemonKnight: 6.3/10, Okamaitachi x Bushidrill: 6.1/10, TatsuKing: 6/10, TankTop Master x Mumen: 5.2/10, Mumarou: 4.3/10, FubuSai: 4/10, SonSai: 3/10, Genos x Sonic: 1.3/10, TatsuSai: 0/10, anyone x Puri: -1283828319833468282/10

If there’s any ships I left out, it’s bc I don’t know them, don’t wanna talk about them, or just don’t have an opinion strong enough. Also, I know there are some poly ships like Genos x Saitama x Fubuki, but I’ve read only one fic about that (it was pretty good, here’s the link https://archiveofourown.org/works/5406992 ) so I don’t feel like talking about it. Hope no ones offended! All my opinion here :)

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petitrenard · 4 years

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93 XRT

It was 2:35 a.m. & Birdie was smoking a joint on her bed. The third floor walk up apartment on Kenmore Avenue was sweltering, even with the windows open. Temperatures had been near 100 for the fourth day in a row and the power grid finaly said fuck it about 10 minutes ago. Chicago settled in for a city wide blackout with Birdie well prepared to smoke it out.

Her mom had given her an old radio for weather emergencies. Her dad had given her a bottle of High West double rye for the exact same reason. She felt sure this qualified as a weather emergency and poured herself a drink while she dialed in 93 XRT.

The blackout didn’t bother Birdie. She really loved nights like this - dark, quiet and bathed in moonlight - like she existed in a world made only for her. These nights where secrets exist in the open for those brave enough to share. She was many things in life, but at heart she was an indulgent creature and her greatest indulgence was pleasure. Mellow weed, good whiskey and a long, intense masturbation session, those were her plans to get through.

She found XRT - their backup generators kept them going - and Emma Mac was at the wheel. “It’s a bit of a night out there Chicago and we’re gonna ride this weird wave together. I’m gonna do something we don’t get to do too often on XRT, but it’s 2:35 a.m., the city is dark and I’m in the booth.” And with that, the crackle of vinyl popped over the radio and the first few sounds of Pink Floyd’s “Dark Side of the Moon” started. Fuck yes.

Birdie lit some candles, pulled out her vintage Playboy collection and perched herself at the head of her bed straddling her body pillow. Ever since she was a teenager, she was able to make herself cum by rubbing her thighs together and pressing her belly into a pillow. Tonight, she needed to cum.

She reached over to open her windows even more and she saw her new neighbor walking into the courtyard. While she didn’t say anything, the smell of the joint must’ve hit him and he raised his head and looked directly at her open window. He made eye contact and nodded. Birdie returned the favor and then slunk a little lower in her bed.

She didn’t know much about him except that he was a musician/ bartender and moved in with his girlfriend about two weeks ago. Whatever his story was, he was cute, but she definitely wasn’t into musicians. One top 10 song about her was enough.

Suddenly she heard her name coming from the courtyard...sort of quietly. “Birdie. Hey, Birdie.” It was the new neighbor. “Hey Birdie. We haven’t met officially, I’m Jay. I’m your new neighbor.”

“What’s up Jay.” she said as a matter of fact rather than actual question.

“Um...I was wondering if you might be able to come down here and let me in to the building? I didn’t bring my keys to work tonight because I use the code to get in - but I guess the buzzer isn’t working because of the power outage.”

Birdie was feeling herself - in that she was beginning to feel the pleasant effects of good whiskey, good weed and good erotica - so she responded a little more snarky than she intended. “I’m sorry I can’t walk downstairs. I’m in my pajamas. Why don’t you call your old lady to let you in?”

“My old lady? You mean Emma?”

“Yeah, why don’t you call Emma?”

“Well, first off, Emma’s not my old lady, she’s my sister. Second, she’s in Wisconsin this weekend camping and third, who the fuck talks like that? Old lady. What are you, some biker momma from a Russ Meyer movie?”

And with that, Birdie liked him. He didn’t take shit, but he wasn’t a dick about it. She popped up from her bed and looked out the window. “All right, Jay. How about this. How about I drop my keys down to you? Then you can bring them back up to me. Win-win.”

“Sounds good, I’ll wait here.”

“I don’t see as you have much of a choice.” Birdie set down her whiskey on the windowsill got off her bed and walked to her front door to get her keys. She passed through the kitchen and grabbed another glass. It wasn’t even three minutes she was gone when the summer sky opened up. When she walked back to the window, Jay was drenched.

“Oh fuck, Jay!” she giggled, “I’m sorry, I hurried.” She shimmied open the screen and dropped the keys down to Jay. He caught them and quickly opened the door. Birdie poured 3 fingers of whiskey into the second glass and topped off hers as she went to her front door. Jay came bounding up the stairs and went straight to Birdie’s.

Before he could knock, she shoved a drink out as a peace offering for giggling. He took the drink from her hand and before he could give her keys back, the hand had retreated and came back out with a joint. Jay laughed and slowly pushed open the door.

The first thing he noticed was her smile and the second was the stacks of books, canvases and art supplies nestled into every possible spot in the living room. Instantly he smiled “Thanks for throwing down your keys.” Birdie smiled even wider. “You’re welcome. I’m just your every day Chicago hero.”

Jay shook his head, “I didn’t mean to bother you, I’m glad you were up. If it wasn’t for you, I’d be standing out there in the rain instead of about to jump into the shower at my apartment”

“I’m glad I was able to help. Welcome to the building.”

Jay took a sip of his whiskey and not wanting to overstay his welcome, walked out the door to his apartment. “I’ll bring this back tomorrow, if that’s ok.” Birdie nodded yes and watched him as he bent over to grab the spare key under the doormat outside his apartment. It wasn’t there. He muttered under his breath and turned back sheepishly to Birdie. “It seems that the spare key isn’t under there.”

Birdie didn’t say anything, she just opened up her front door and stood aside. “Do you want to stay here tonight? You can take a shower. I’m not a perv so I won’t try and watch or anything.” Jay couldn’t help it and he started to laugh. “Thanks for letting me know, I was worried. Yeah, I’d love to spend the night and take a shower.”

She was delighted for the company. The thought of masturbating in her bed while Jay lay just on the other side of the wall made her heart beat a little faster. Hm, maybe she was a perv. “Let me get you a towel and make up the couch for you.” She went digging in her hall closet.

The wind and rain had picked up a bit and had cooled down the apartment considerably. During a flash of lightning Jay noticed she was wearing a ratty Def Leppard half top and white panties with a small pink bow on the front. Her hair was pulled up into a messy bun, a joint was dangling from her lips and she had white paint specks behind her ear. He tripped over a stack of canvases wedged behind her Chesterfield.

He was busy putting them back in their stack behind her couch when he glanced into her bedroom. It smelled like vanilla and bourbon and was glowing in candlelight. He finished with the canvases and inched closer to the doorway to get a better look.

He saw the whiskey on the windowsill as well as Playboys scattered on the bed. XRT was crackling over the airwaves. “Birdie, what is it you do?”

She was walking back towards him from the hallway. “Well, if I’m honest with myself, right now I’m living off family money while I get my MFA from the Art Institute. But let’s talk about that another day and tonight, let’s call me a multi-media artist.”

“A not pervy, multi-media artist. Got it.”

“The least pervy, most hero multi-media artist.”

She handed him a towel, “Go take a shower and I’ll get your bed ready out here.” He headed into the bedroom towards the bathroom to take his shower.

There were more candles in the bathroom and when he closed the door, the whole room was illuminated. He took off his wet clothes and started a cold shower. Jay only needed a minute and then jumped out and grabbed the towel. He debated putting his clothes back on, but they were soaked and that option was less than appealing. Instead, he draped them across the marble bench in the shower stall and wrapped himself in the towel.

Birdie knocked on the bathroom door. “Hey. My cousin left some basketball shorts here last time he visited. They’re clean if you want to wear them instead of getting back into your wet clothes.” Jay opened the door and Birdie stepped back. He was wrapped in a towel, dripping wet and sipping his whiskey. Fuck. He was super cute when he was half naked.

She was holding a kimono in one hand and the basketball shorts in the other. “What’s with the kimono?” he asked.

“Oh, I didn’t know if you’d think it was weird to wear someone else’s shorts - even if they’d been washed, so I grabbed my silk kimono. You’re probably not weird about wearing a silk kimono. That seems like a pretty specific thing to be weird about.”

He nodded his head in agreement but took the basketball shorts anyway. “I’m not weird about the shorts, thanks.” Instead of going back into the bathroom, he simply slipped them on under his towel - Birdie watched.

Jay noticed his audience and took the opportunity to tease, “As a self proclaimed not pervy hero multi-media artist, I thought you weren’t going to watch.”

Birdie felt a rush of adrenaline go straight through her because she didn’t realize how intently she was watching him. “I said I wouldn’t watch you shower. Everything else is fair game.”

“You like to watch. Good to know.”

Something about the way he said that excited Birdie. She had thought he was cute before, but now she wanted to fuck him. Of course she didn’t say that. She just stood there awkwardly for a moment, until she composed herself and walked to the windowsill to pick up her whiskey glass.

“I made up your bed on the couch. I’m sure you’re tired from a long night at work.” It wasn’t until she turned around that she realized the Playboys were just hanging out right on her bed - for anyone - but specifically for Jay to absolutely see. Birdie instantly decided how she was going to handle this moment and without missing a beat continued, “As you can see, I was just getting into something, so...”

“...so I’ll let you get back to it.” Jay finished her sentence, raised his glass and started walking towards the door. He walked slowly past Birdie and she felt his hard dick brush her thigh. Of course, he was wearing basketball shorts, so she didn’t need to feel it to know he was hard.

He was almost at the door when she said, “I wouldn’t mind some help though.” Jay stopped dead in his tracks.

“Just tell me how.”

Birdie put her hands up her shirt and grabbed her own tits. She began pinching and rubbing her nipples. As Jay was watching her he downed the rest of the whiskey in his glass and reached for his cock. Birdie walked over to him, moved his hand off his cock, grabbed his face and began kissing his lips.

Birdie lifted up her shirt and pressed her soft tits against his chest. Her hands slid under the waistband of the basketball shorts and softly grazed the tops of his thighs and rested there. Jay moaned softly and he ached for her touch. She turned her hands over and lightly ran her nails back up and out of his shorts.

She stepped back from him and noticed a lovely wet spot had formed on his shorts. She got on her knees and gently kissed the outline of his cock. She stood up and led him over to the bed.

Jay wanted to grab her ass as she walked in front of him but stopped himself. When they got to the bed Birdie climbed back into her original position at the head of it took off her shirt and patted the pillow between her legs. Jay climbed to the spot she was patting and sat face to tit with her. It was the perfect view.

She leaned her tits into his face and whispered into his ear, “I’m going rub my wet pussy up and down your cock before you split me open. Would you please take off my panties?”

Jay took his shorts off as Birdie stood on the bed in front of him. Her pussy was right at his face and he leaned forward to take off her panties. They smelled like vanilla and he just wanted to bury his face in her. But he did as she asked and took off her panties. Her bald pussy was glistening with her cum. She gently ran it down his lips on her way to sitting in his lap.

Once she was there, she spread her lips and fingered some of the wetness from her pussy. She proceeded to rub Jay’s cock with her cum covered fingers and then spread her legs wide as she placed her pussy against his cock. She simultaneously rubbed his cock and her clit.

Birdie was close to cumming, but she didn’t want to just yet, so she slowed down. Jay’s cock throbbed when she stopped and he groaned loudly. “I just want to fuck you Birdie.” His hands and mouth reached her tits at the same time and he began squeezing and sucking them.

He was licking and sucking her nipples so hard that Birdie began to cum. She pressed herself against him and Jay felt her pussy spasm. He whispered into her ear, “I’m going to fuck you now.” Then he lifted her slightly and she slid down his cock.

She gasped a little because he was thick and she hadn’t fucked in a while. He gasped because her pussy was still spasming from cumming and he nearly blew his load. Birdie leaned into his ear and said, “Fuck me, just save your cum for my mouth.”

Jay nodded his head and reached between her legs to tug on her clit. It was covered in cum and he took some of it and smeared it on her nipples. Birdie groaned as he started pinching her nipples again while pounding her pussy.

He got on top of her and put her legs up around her ears. He took long hard strokes deep into her pussy and bent down through her legs to kiss her mouth. She reached her hands to cup his balls and pleaded with him to let her lick his cock. “Please let me lick your cock. I want to thank it for making me cum so hard. Please let me lick your cock. I need it in my mouth.”

Jay’s cock began to throb even harder and he said, “I’m going to have to shove my cock in your mouth to shut you up, aren’t I?” Birdie, smiled, licked her lips and nodded her head yes.

He took a few more hard, deep strokes then pulled his cock out of her pussy and started cumming as he made his way up to her mouth. Birdie moved quickly so she got as much of his cum in her mouth as possible and started hungrily sucking his cock dry.

Once he stopped cumming, he looked down at Birdie who swallowed and smiled at him. He fell down on the bed next to her and she grabbed a pre-rolled joint from a small box next to her bed. She lit it, took a puff and passed it to Jay.

They laid next to each other without talking, listening to the rain and the radio for a while until they fell asleep.

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