RANBOO: 💃🏻 i’ll do my spooky little dance for you 💃🏻 … that’s scary cause it just took a year off my life

RANBOO: *starts the stream by holding up a little puppet creature* heyyyy ^з^

RANBOO: “that’s just not a slug, it’s a snail” dude fuck you *launches snail* yeah … it’s also not fuckin’ real, cause i’m in the stratosphere now … how ‘bout them apples “~oooh it’s not a snail it’s a slug~” NOW IT’S IN THE SKY … SO WHAT REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE … okay, what really matters? hm? *splat* ah shit heh. anyways, i’m gonna jump into this fire—

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, tired ranboo is my favorite ranboo lmfao

RANBOO: i do NOT have a babygirl list … but if i WERE to 👀 … (jax is a) strong contender 👌

RANBOO: *plays the full golf game thinking there’s secrets* … *nothing happens* … this game kinda blowsssss :/ this game kinda stinksssss :/

RANBOO: *messes up an order and sits in unhappy silence* ………….. i’m jumping off the god damn pier.

RANBOO: yeah … the artists have been making incredible stuff for the rebrand, the vtuber and the assets and i’m like … i’m gonna be screaming over this … and making fart noises at it 😶 … so, i don’t know if i have the etiquette to be a vtuber 😅

RANBOO: yeah … it’s been 2 years since the eye reveal … in those 2 years so much has changed … i feel like this next year is gonna be really really good

RANBOO: *mariachi band suddenly comes in without him knowing … starts jamming*

RANBOO: i eat the cupcake wrapper— woah … *genuinely shocked* … WOAH … THAT IS PAPER 😧