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oh her gay ass definitely used to have a magazine featuring marion lavorre tucked somewhere in flora's stall.
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I swear there's always a point in Critical Role where I fall really far behind and i only get vague spoilers about what's going on and then suddenly there's the fandom equivalent of a mushroom cloud in the distance and I'm just sitting there like damn, that can't be good.
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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Taliesin, knowing full well what he's talking about, to Travis : "Well, you can't do any Blood Maledicts on her, 'cause all your Blood Maledicts will fucking kill you."
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matt: now, blight is ranged. you don't need to be right there with her
ashley, deadly serious: I know. I want to touch her
matt: I respect that
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
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