RANBOO: no, dude it’s like jesus! you can convince people that you died and then if they don’t believe you, just tell them to stick their finger in your hoIe!
RANBOO: “that’s just not a slug, it’s a snail” dude fuck you *launches snail* yeah … it’s also not fuckin’ real, cause i’m in the stratosphere now … how ‘bout them apples “~oooh it’s not a snail it’s a slug~” NOW IT’S IN THE SKY … SO WHAT REALLY MATTERS ANYMORE … okay, what really matters? hm? *splat* ah shit heh. anyways, i’m gonna jump into this fire—