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#i've thought about this a lot
clickerflight · 11 months
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Vampire whumpee that was stuck out on a pole and just left there. Day after day, burning more and more as with each night they can't quite heal all the way. Week longs storms allow them to heal just enough for the process to start all over again.
I like to imagine that years down the long, decades, even, long after the men who stuck him up there were gone, some random adventurers, perhaps treasure hunters, end up in that forest.
They find an old pole with piles of ashes blown about the clearing. There are fallen chains by the pole, and all that's left is a strange lump of charcoal. They come a little closer and maybe they touched it, maybe the wind blows extra hard and ash falls off the lump and underneath they can see pale flesh. A singed heart all that remains, still beating sporadically, almost like a small creature flinching.
The adventurers know what this is. This can only be a vampire, but if it was left out here, what could possibly have been the creature's crime to have this happen to it?
And should they take the heart and let it heal? Or would that be risking unleashing a vicious monster.
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queerstarpeople · 10 months
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renekei · 13 days
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Random Janus headcannon.
The scales that he has are more than just on his face but his arm and more of his head as well. That's why he takes off the opposite glove when revealing his name (along with being truthful in that moment) and why he wears a hat all the time. I don't know if it's done on purpose but Thomas' hair doesn't go on that side (of scales) so I think he just doesn’t have hair on that side and it's just the scales.
Idk but I like it 💛
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revenantghost · 11 months
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If they incorporate the Home arc from Trimax into Tristamp, I will spontaneously combust
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caus34concern · 11 months
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i love stagedorks they're my favorite mlw t4t wlw mlm couple
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averysjameson · 2 years
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thinking about grayson hawthorne's healing including sleeping in until noon often and consistently only to sit by the pool all day suntanning just because he can?? his work from home days where he'll sit in on zoom meetings in a button down but sweats just bc no one will see him. him adopting both a dog and a cat when he goes to the shelter one random tuesday because they just Speak To Him. staying up until 3 am binge watching criminal minds and showing up at the foundation with dark circles under his eyes and everyone is concerned but he's like no it's FINE i just finished a season of criminal minds. for once in his life, he doesn't feel the weight of the world on his shoulders. he doesn't have a never ending mental to-do list. he wakes up and makes his morning tea and makes time to read for leisure and tries so hard to stick to his tbr because #structure but he finds out he's the biggest mood reader.
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betterorekid · 9 months
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is it just me or did noah's voice change the later the series progressed? it's sounds more auto tuned????
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violet-morte · 11 months
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When Troy and Abed eventually do come out and admit to dating Jeff, being the narcissist he is, would obviously ask if either of them had ever had a crush on him.
Troy would be all embarrassed and say yes. He did find Jeff attractive. Just like Annie, he probably had some fantasies about dating him only because he wanted a stable relationship with an older male figure. Ya know, daddy issues.
But Abed. Abed, in all honesty, would say something like, "Sorry Jeff, you're not really my type."
And that’s all it takes for Jeff to go crazy. Like, what do you mean not your type? Am I not attractive enough? Not fit enough? Be honest it the forehead. He would try everything to figure out why he isn't Abed's and how he can fix that.
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hemo--goblins · 1 year
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canpandaspvp · 11 months
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ecruvianfancontent · 13 days
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My obsession with fan culture comes down to the fact that it becomes extremely anthropologically important. (Not an anthropologist. Still pretty sure that's the right word.)
When you look at how ordinary people engage with pop culture, you can get very faithful and interesting perspectives from groups that you otherwise would never, ever hear from. Queer culture, obviously has been doing this for years, both by queer coding characters in pop media and by finding queer coding that might not have been intended in the way that we relate to characters. You also get such things as:
People of color re-designing the characters in TV shows and movies so that their fashion and body better matches the real-world versions of their culture
People with disabilities discussing what was done well or badly when characters are portrayed in shows
People with unique perspectives on the world, unique life experiences, et cetera reacting to experiences that are unexpectedly well-portrayed
People who don't have a way to self-describe, such as children or those without access to resources, finding joy in characters and storylines that resonate
I've brought this up before, but I'm also kind of obsessed with the fact that fandom preserves things that the culture at large might discard. We're a curious bunch. We ask our parents why the radio looks like that in this old show, or why the guy needed that coin, or what the problem was with the dress. We might also ask one another about the origin of slang terms or memes. We learn about the material history of things that otherwise, would just be a blip in the radar - and we make wikis and books to catalogue this information.
Don't get me wrong, I don't think that every single dumb forum interaction is a historical treasure that must be preserved for future generations. Honestly, it's kind of the opposite! We're a trash heap!
You know, the kind of trash heap that future archeologists are able to scrounge real data from.
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crankynovelist · 7 months
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I've been thinking about how Stranger Things would end lately. Partly because I've been watching the whole show again.
I really want the last scene be a jump to modern day and the whole gang is showing up to the graveyard to visit everyone they lost. They're talking about what's gone on since the last time they've been able to genuinely catch up.
Everyone is married with kids. Nancy is a nationally recognized reporter. Lucas is a professional basketball player and has married Max. Who's become a pro skateboarder in her own right. Erica is a highly respected professor.
Dustin is a stay at home dad while Susie is a high profile scientist. Elle and Mike have been happily married since the year after they graduated high school. Robin and Vicky are engaged and have adopted 4 kids together. Steve is the uncle babysitter to everyone's kids.
Carol is still a bitch. She's been married 5 times and has 7 kids. All of whom no longer talk to her because, on top of cheating on every man she's ever been with, she's a terrible mother.
After meeting at the graveyard, everyone meets up in Mike and Elle's basement to play dungeons and dragons.
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feralandmoonstruck · 10 months
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Post 9pm brain is doin me a struggle lads
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madamemiz · 8 months
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sad: falling out of a hyperfixation
tragic: watching your beloved friends and mutuals fall out of the hyperfixation while you're still in it
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cleric4vampire · 2 months
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wyll.y.am ravengard, I love you so
everyone loves to put him in gold (rightly so) but my personal style is lots of silver jewelry + heavy eyeliner so that's what I gave him. also roses because he's so damn venusian
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hailsatanacab · 7 months
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
#dpxdc#batpham#i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e#immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner?#and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot#after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section'#danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along#my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom#and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan#(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's)#so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets#dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.'#tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!'#dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again'#tim: scandalised gasp#they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny#duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints?#tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone#everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him#damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills?#how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!'#damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but#2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers#(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager)#on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!!#uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha#spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha#anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun#i wanna make these slides so bad
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