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in-arcadia-ego · 11 months
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Alcibiades : I think it's time I got my life in order.
Plutarch, narrating : He did not, in fact, get his life in order. Actually, he got drunk the night after and probably went to mutilate the hermai
Alcibiades : what is the dumbest thing you've ever done ?
Socrates :
Socrates : you.
Nikias : GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB F*CK !
Alcibiades, going into exile : LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS !
young Alcibiades : Oh lover! Tell me how bad you wanna fuck me!
Demokrates : You won't be able to walk for days.
Perikles : Please.
Perikles : Let me eat in peace for once-
Alcibiades : ...Socrates was there, looking at everyone with his ridiculously beautiful eyes...
Aristophanes : *whispering* Why is he talking about Socrates  ?
Agathon : I don’t know. I asked him about the weather and somehow we ended up here.
Someone at Potidea : What’s Alcibiades doing ?
Random hoplite : Oh that ? He got a little overwhelmed because Socrates kissed him.
Alcibiades, standing in the middle of the battlefield as soldiers charge at him : HIT ME ! HIT ME !! YOU COWARDS !
Persian administration : Name?
Alcibiades : Alcibiades
Persian administration : Sex ?
Alcibiades : Frequently
Persian administration : No, male or female?
Alcibiades : Doesn’t matter
[ Sicilian expedition ]
Nikias : This is a mistake
Alcibiades, enthusiastically : A mistake we're going to laugh about one day !
Nikias : But not today
Alcibiades, still enthusiastic : Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
Alcibiades : No, it would be against my moral compass.
The Athenians : Your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel !
Alcibiades : I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
Socrates :
Socrates : no
Alcibiades : found out the carpenter in the Piraeus got arrested for selling drugs
Timandra : what?!
Alcibiades : yeah. you just never really know people...
Alcibiades : i've been going to this guy for years...
Alcibiades : never even knew he was a carpenter.
Plato, introducing the symposium's characters : This is Socrates. He loves his personal space.
Alcibiades, surprise hugging Socrates :
Plato : This is Alcibiades, he also loves Socrates' personal space.
Alcibiades : I am literally only here to be sexy and insane. Do not expect me to make any sense.
[Alcibiades comes to the banquet drunk]
Socrates : Go to bed, you idiot. You're drunk.
Alcibiades : Who, me? I assure you, my friend, I am cone sold stober.
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thevioletcaptain · 1 year
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i genuinely don't care how good a piece of ai generated art or writing looks on the surface. i don't care if it emulates brush strokes and metaphor in a way indistinguishable from those created by a person.
it is not the product of thoughtful creation. it offers no insights into the creator's life or viewpoint. it has no connection to a moment in time or a place or an attitude. it has no perspective. it has no value.
it's empty, it's hollow, and it exists only to generate clicks (and by extension, ad revenue.)
it's just another revolting symptom of the disease that is late stage capitalism, and it fucking sucks.
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Discovery in Grief
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arrietty-rune · 4 days
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Hi i made terrible screenshots edits bc of that twitter trend lol
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Also waaa this gets so many notes thank you???? If you like Gumball I enjoy drawing it but I do other fandoms sometimes!!!
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marionette-j2x · 1 year
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"THE FINAL WALTZ"
The Owl House Season 3 Finale:
"Watching and Dreaming"
April 8, 2023
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cookie-sheet-toboggan · 11 months
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"90% of fanfic is terrible and written by angsty teenagers."
Ma'am I'm begging you to log off Wattpad and join the rest of us adults on AO3 in the big girl fandoms
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sunlit-haruka · 5 months
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I'm going to sound like such a smartass but I'm glad I'm seeing more people express that "Huh, maybe this girl who has an entire song repeating to herself over and over again that her murder was not her fault meanwhile she-
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portrays herself as a giant grotesque bug in her headspace with her victim, who she clearly still holds a high opinion of, being the only human in said headspace looking at her with visible disgust and fear,
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Making this expression upon realizing what she just did
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These being the lyrics that follow right after, having a moment of reconsideration
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Before jumping back to trying to convince herself that she was in the right, because she put her trust in us to tell her if what she did was right or not, and the answer that came out was yes... That maybe, just maybe. She thinks that what she did...
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Might have been her fault."
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crystaltoa · 2 months
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Thought experiment: In an alternate universe where Bionicle recently got a wildly popular reboot and now has a MASSIVE following on Tumblr...
...What's the most annoying thing that the fans are doing?
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geodenes · 3 months
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boyloser. boyfailure. dudenobody
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zu-art · 3 months
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Hi! I'm into One Piece now
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helloliriels · 4 months
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ENVELOPE, PLEASE ... !
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Because I have this Sherlock in a Sheet ...😋and because you can't stop me giving it out to whomever for whatever I wanna!
... IT'S AWARD SEASON BABY!!!!
I had so many more awards to give out last year, and even more suggested that were brilliant!!! That after getting to EIGHTEEN awards gifted ... (did we really make 18??!!) (I swear to god it was 10?!) (wasn't it only 10???) Wellllp ... since we've started this madness ... we might as well continue?! Here for round two? The 2nd Annual Liriels Awards begins on March 10th.
It's time to get shouty about the things we love!! | HELLO AWARD SEASON 🏆 SHERLOCKED 2024 | Who would you nominate?
This shiny gold envelope prompt was made possible by @sherlockchallenge for the idea!!, and can I just say ... what perfectly excellent timing babes?!
@johnlocky @wizama @chinike @rhasima @totallysilvergirl @safedistancefrombeingsmart @fluffbyday-smutbynight @arwamachine @bertytravelsfar @momma2boys @sarahthecoat @7-percent @discordantwords @gregorovitchworld @topsyturvy-turtely @kitten-kin @bluebellofbakerstreet @whatnext2020 @carla-creates @lisbeth-kk @justanobsessedpan @kabubsmagga @glows-n-the-dark @keirgreeneyes @khorazir @kettykika78 @marta-bee @raina-at @holmosexualitea @loki-lock @impalaparkedat221b @blogstandbygo @weeesi @dinner--starving @bewitched-bullet @dragonnan @iamjustreading @jobooksncoffee @amyreadsandstresses @inatshej @meetinginsamarra @solarmama @221beloved @sakshisahu @sabsi221b @chriscalledmesweetie @copperplatebeech @calaisreno @a-victorian-girl
🏆Visit last year's award winners HERE to shower them with more love ... or to see what you missed!🏆
Heads up!: Nominations made by current award winners are slated to begin the roster this year (if we didnt get to them yet!! do not fear!) Most awards given are of my choosing. Suggestions for future awards welcome, anon allowed ... but more likely to be selected if I know where they are coming from! If it is only that you do not wish to be mentioned in the actual presentation of the award, please let me know. Happy to honour your wishes if/when the award is gifted.
ALSO: All awards do take time to make, with several hours in photoshop each, including researching comments to include and final GIF creation. Announcing early so I can prepare and accept any missed nominations or new works that should be considered since last round, but cannot guarantee that new nominations this round will make it into this award season! New award winners will still be allowed to nominate with a guarantee of award (at some point) to their chosen recipient. 💌 Thank you for understanding!!! xoxo - Liri
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artvmisia · 4 months
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tarisilmarwen · 8 months
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"Thrawn only joined the Empire to help the Chiss!"
Okay sure but have any of you bothered to self-examine why Thrawn chose to join the Empire instead of, say, the Republic, when that was still around? Or why he didn't chose to throw in with the Rebellion, put his tactical mind to use helping them overthrow the Empire quicker?
Could it be... perhaps... that maybe he values the Empire's military strength... more than he cares about the authoritarian tyranny with which it oppresses its own people?
Is it possible that he thinks the Empire's main problem is that it isn't effective enough, too much politicking getting in the way of sound strategy, but if he's around (and in charge) he can guide things so that those annoying little wrinkles (AKA the pockets of discontent and rebellion and fully justified anger at their rights and freedoms being trampled on) are all smoothed out and the overall Imperial machine is better, more in control of its assets, a stronger more unified bulwark against the outergalactic threat of the Grysk or the Vong or whatever.
Is it perhaps just a bit self-centered of him to only care about the Empire's ability to service his own goals and desires and be apathetic (at best) to the way it makes people suffer daily under its inherent systems? The Twi'leks and Wookies being constantly kidnapped and sold into slavery? The careless industrialization of arboreal worlds? The socialization and absorption of all private industry, forcing everyone to work through and with the Empire if they want to work at all? The systematic persecution of anyone remotely Force Sensitive? Is it not the mark of some kind of soul rot to be aware of all of that and go, "Yeah, but I don't care, they have the bigger guns, which is what I need."?
Maybe... just maybe... Thrawn has some Machiavellian tendencies and opinions and maybe this just might... make him not entirely a good person?
And maybe y'all should think about that before you come back and whine about his portrayal as a villain, as if all he has to do is explain to people that he did everything for a good reason and he gets an automatic narrative pardon for all of the shit he did while Grand Admiral that still needs to be addressed and answered for.
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thecheesecracker · 1 year
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Josuyasu week 2023 is here! 😳😚💜💙💜
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A seven-panel comic for the ship I just can't quit lol. They certainly are the cutest, aren't they? 💖
Day 1: hair / sleep over / comfort
Day 2: stolen kiss / confession / stands
Day 3: vacation / pda / black tie
Day 4: period piece / jealousy / sharing food
Day 5: proposal / music / cliches
Day 6: old men / dumb argument / contest
Day 7: alternate universe / redesign / anything you want
Thank you, @josuyasuweek2023, for hosting this year! I hope this event continues forever! To the end of time, even! Because that's how long my love will last for this ship lol ;w;
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obi-wkenobi · 1 month
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trying to remember when it was exactly that Jim became my sunshine man. my beloved. my favourite star trek character. I just spent hours hunting through blogs of long past, scouring for any mention of him and legitimately got excited whenever I found something. when did this become my norm??
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abetaperspective · 3 months
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