QUESTION               @galactia​​​    ↤    accepting    ::    ¥ RATINGS    ↩ ¥ - Zhongli would like to be rated by Kaeya

Put ¥ in my ask and my muse will rate your muse on:

Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 Would they date them: YES LMFAO WTF | No. How dare. Definitely not. Who are you & why have you broken into his house-

Favorite thing about them:  Buried in his forearms, Kaeya frees one to gesture faintly ... at all of Zhongli. Least favorite thing about them:  Frustration in this littlest of growls / forehead ground into forearms---this next gesture is sharper. “Shut up.”

My Boyfriend Is A God & I’m His Heathen - The Struggles Of A Medieval Millennial. Should I Be This Happy, IDK.

Petition for English speakers to stop calling sets of clasp items with a bump "male" and a hole "female" please, and instead rename them to the "innie" half and the "outtie" half like we do with bellybuttons.

I don't want to gender a fucking clasp set I need to sew on by referring to its metallic "genitals" thank you very much.

And I'm talking about these:

But they use those terms for a LOT of clasps and mechanisms.

And don't try to tell me that "male" and "female" have no genital relation to these stupid fuckers, it's obvious.

"OOouuUuurphha" His burp rattled out, and he sat back in the chair patting his full belly. The aftermath of the devoured dinner I cooked for him had become all empty plates on the table, one even licked clean.

The chair creaked under him, and he sighed, not ready to even think about getting up even though the chair was begging him to.

"Thank you for dinner sugar, it hit the spot." He said, watching me start to pick up the dishes to clear the table. He sat idly as I cleaned, more burps passed his lips every so often. The sound of them told me I had made him a satisfying meal, and they also told me his stomach was over there busy working away to make room for more.

"Come sit on my lap, babe" He demanded, and I obliged him. The chair cried under our combined weight. My pregnant taut gut pressed into his stuffed belly. The pressure brought another loud burp out of him.

"I'm thirsty" He smacked his lips to emphasize the driness of his mouth. He yanked the neckline of my dress down to expose one of my breasts. He latched on immediately before I could even gasp. Sucking violently and squeezing my tit harshly to force as much milk out as possible, he guzzled it down greedily.

I sat calmly and tried to ignore the pain as he got his fill and his large, heavy baby rolled inside my stomach, hitting my rib. The discomfort was immense but worth it to satisfy him.

He gulped and gulped, completely draining me. It seemed like he only took a moment for air when switching from the first breast to the next.

"UUUURRAAAAUUGHP" His enormous burp was hot on my face and smelled just like all the warm milk he had just drank. "Good girl." He rewarded me with a grin and a pat on my belly that was kicking us both. We sat silently for a moment, the only sound in the room being his stomach bubbling and trying hard to digest everything else plus the addition of breast milk.

I looked down at our bellies touching skin to skin. Mine was so different from his. So much bigger and tighter. His large baby's movement very visible as it stretched my skin. His belly was hairy, his happy trail creeping up to his bellybutton. His a deep innie, mine now a distended outtie. His tummy was a flushed pink dome from having to suddenly make room for all the food packed inside. His shirt sliding up and his pants struggling to stay buttoned. His belly still had a layer of chub and muscle to it, while mine seemed like it was nothing but skin draped over my filled womb.

"Ride me." He ordered. I did as I was told. It was difficult, uncomfortable, and slow. He was enjoying himself so I continued. Sweat speckled his brow and his chest heaved. I could feel him filling me with cum. His whole body collapsed back, limp as his orgasm finished pulsing through his body. I didn't get anywhere near an orgasm, it was nice to see him in bliss though.

He grunted and tapped at me to get off of him. I collected myself and stood up. He stretched and rubbed circles over his contented belly. He very slowly eased up to standing.

"If you want to cum, you'll just have to get quicker at it. I'm sure you'll catch up one of these days." He kissed me on the cheek as he passed me and walked on to bed, leaving me to finish doing the dishes.

Where Winter Crows Go Review ❄️🐦‍⬛

TL;DR: Chaga mushrooms ain't the only thing that Crowe be foraging, but this time he doesn't want to share the spoils with the squad for research purposes.

Game Link: https://prikarin.itch.io/where-winter-crows-go

Notable Features: Gender Neutral MC, Optional Reader-Insert with choice of pronouns, Yandere LI, 17+ Spiciness: 1/5 -- It gets a little flirty, but it's sweet and innocent LI Red Flags: 3/5 -- Manipulative, little hands on, has a temper

Want to know more? Well, let's get into it!

Okay, so, the full release finally came, and ya girl was SO excited! The demo was very promising, but I needed a little more convincing. That being said, this wasn't by any means one of the one's that I was the most ecstatic about, but I was still excited enough about it to check back occasionally for the full release. I just so happened to get lucky recently and saw that it had actually dropped back in November. So, I was late, but not embarrassingly so. Now, this review on the other hand... But listen! I just recently decided to take the plunge and start making reviews, so mind ya business lol.

Anyways, this isn't about me and my tardiness, this is about this pleasant little game that really went for it in the full version, and boi, did they go for it!

I'd classify this as one of those "slow burn" visual novels, simply because it's not obvious that our LI is a lil' psycho off the rip, and there's nothing too unsettling from the jump aside from getting caught in a blizzard. Actually, since we're on the topic, the LI -- his name is Crowe Lynn, by the way -- is actually pretty damn hospitable, and he's a full blown scientist. The most shocking part is, he isn't even doing anything sketchy! for the most part. He is deadass living in the middle of nowhere for research purposes and is writing books to know why nature is...well, naturing, for lack of better wording.

That being said, I think the intro is long enough, and I'm really excited to tell you more about this game, because you guys have got to play this whenever you get the chance! As always, I'm going to tell you as much as possible about the game without ruining the game itself.

So, boom. We're -- or Aspen, should you decide to play through their eyes, but I prefer self-insert -- going on a trip in our favorite run down car to get to some town where there is supposed to be this really nice place to let off some steam via skiing. Trust me, we did research on this; we know what we're talking about. Anyways, while driving, we start noticing how we've been on this same road for a long time, and yet, we haven't seen anybody for an equally long time.

Run down car? Long road? No one for miles? You already know what's about to happen.

Yep, you guessed it, we get a flat, and as you've also probably guessed, we have no spare tire, but bear with me! The game isn't this predictable, I swear! You've gotta understand that it can just be a little hard to get away from certain tropes, and let's be real, they kind've have to happen for plot purposes. I mean, think about if we actually had a tire in the trunk. We would've been outtie, we would've had a great trip, and there would've been no game lol. Sometimes, you just gotta cut the devs some slack.

Anywho, so yeah, flat tire and no spare. Naturally, we hike it to try to find some help, but the weather kind've picks up, and the clothes that we have, while appropriate for the cold, aren't adequate enough for a full blown blizzard. No worries though, because guess who comes to the rescue? This guy!

Everybody, this is Crowe. Crowe, this is everybody.

As you'd expect (I know I keep saying that, but lmao it's not a overly predictable game, I swear!), Crowe is this really chill dude. Actually, more than a chill dude, he's a massive nature nerd. That's actually why he's out in the middle of the woods anyways! Like I mentioned before, he's researching why nature be naturing, specifically -- at least, his current topic from the way it was worded is -- partial migration. If you've never heard of that, don't even worry about it, in the game he explains it to us. Like, I'm telling you. This man is super into this stuff, and we love a smart man.

Getting away from that though, he basically ends up telling us that the town that we're in is pretty much deserted with the exception of like 13 other people, and because of the blizzard, the time it'd take to clean the roads, the likelihood of there being another blizzard right behind the one that just happened, and cleaning up after that blizzard, getting to our planned destination just wasn't going to happen. ...Well, shit.

What are we going to do then? Our car has a flat, we can't travel, and there's not any resorts nearby. No worries though, because the bae came through! He said "Oh, you can just stay with me!" Oh wooooooord???

So guess what we do? Make ourselves cozy in this bomb ass cabin. I'm not even exaggerating about that. Like, this cabin is REALLY nice! Take a peek!

That's just our room and the hallway. You can only imagine how bomb the rest of the place looks. Like, I'm telling y'all, it's super cozy up in here. But we must stay focused! And by we, I mean me, because I could go on and on about how nice this cabin looks.

Back to the topic at hand though, we've agreed to stay with Crowe, even though, we honestly don't have much of a choice, but it was just dope that Crowe was cool with everything. That being said, during our stay, we do all kinds of pretty cool stuff! We go foraging with him for chaga mushrooms and winterberries, we create some powders to add to other stuff, and we make some medicines. Everything was going super smoothly ... until it wasn't.

Crowe kind've has...a weird temper. Like, we had accidentally gotten hurt, and he had gotten super pissed about it. We love a man that cares about his guest, but he was a bit overdramatic about it. You'd think we would've lost a limb or something. The main thing that got him really pissed, though, was when we had mentioned our car and implied leaving. He did not like that, and when I say we got into it bad? Oh, the insults were flying. Like, look at this!

So, yeah, we fought, and what about it? It's whatever. Forget him...

...Actually, we felt really bad about the whole thing, and so did he. We talked it out, and everything was all good again; however, now he's acting really weird, we're getting really suspicious, and we still have to get home. That being said, we call it an early night, borrow one of his books, and pretty much make a gameplan so we can figure out how to get home as well as what the hell is going on that is not only making Crowe act weird, but what is going on in general.

And we do! We sneak out the next morning and ... we actually make things worse because now, we're REALLY confused. I'm not going to get into the details, but just know that there are more questions than answers at this point. So, yeah, while the investigating helped, it only helped a little, and I genuinely mean only a little.

One thing that we know for sure though...

This man is definitely crazy in love with us.

And that's all I'm going to tell you! Lol I'm sorry! But if I tell you the rest, it'll literally be the ending, and it'll ruin it! You know how much I want you guys to play it, so no way am I going to spill the details, but like most visual novels, how it ends is completely up to the choices that you make.

Guys...the full game delivered.

I prefer choice heavy visual novels like Darling Duality and Forcefully Yours, but this still wasn't bad by any means. I actually thought it was quite good! Like I said, the most shocking thing to me about all of this is that this man is deadass a scientist! Like, he really isn't doing anything entirely sketchy out there! That was the biggest plot twist of the century to me! But, anyways, letting go of that. Let me tell you more of my thoughts on the game, and why I feel like you should play it whenever you get the chance.

The visuals are absolutely stunning, first and foremost. So far, my favorite VN visual wise has been Mushroom Oasis, but this is definitely a solid number 2 spot. I absolutely adore the art style. I also appreciate the revamp that they did with Crowe. There is nothing wrong with femboys by any means, but to me, Crowe was a little girly looking, and he very much so looked like a small child lol. Like look at the difference in this.

This is the old Crowe Lynn

And this is the new Crowe Lynn

Lol you see what I mean? He looked like a child that wanted to be a scientist when he grew up versus the actual adult him that chose science as a profession. The redesign was definitely a good choice, and I love how he looks now, especially with the longer hair and worn out lab coat. What do you think, though? Which did you prefer?

Aside from that though, you know what one of my favorite things about the game was? The fact that -- and listen close, because this is about to be a tip! -- the endings that you get are based more on how the character feels about Crowe versus how Crowe feels about us. How curious is that?

In a majority of visual novels, the endings are literally dependent on how far we push the LI or their affinity for us, but it's not like that in this one. We get a different ending based on if we trust him or not, if we flirt back with him or ignore his remarks, and some other factors that I don't want to include and possible spoil the story. I just thought that was a really interesting take, and that was super creative of the developer. It was definitely refreshing to play as more of myself and base the gameplay on my -- or rather my character's -- feelings versus playing for the LI and his feelings.

With all that in mind, I definitely say give this game a go! It has a nice mystery/suspense to it, and not to mention, there is a really bomb song during the credits. I was so sad to see that it was not on Spotify! Well, let me clarify, it IS, but it's not available to me which sucks ass. It's not even on YouTube, and it hurts me so bad! Ugh!

Anyways, in case my feelings and opinions weren't clear -- play this game, play this game, play this game, play this game! As always, be sure to leave your comments on the dev's page if you feel like they've done a good job, and you want to give them that extra reassurance to keep making games. Of course, donations are always helpful to them as well! Like mentioned at the very top, here is a link to the game so that you can play it for yourself, and I really want you to play it for yourself!

That's all from me! Drink water, don't be dumb, and hope to see you around~!

Where Winter Crows Go

Could I interest the in rivals as borrowers?

One an innie: the kind of borrower that lives in human walls and takes from humans while staying hidden

And one an outtie: lives out in the woods

i'm definitely open to hearing more!

i know nothing about borrowers at all, i won't lie but i love hearing about different rivals duo aus!

No More Hiding

Letitia Wright x black!reader

warnings: none just fluff and slight neck kissing

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This was it.

This was the interview that was going to change your life. You and Letitia had a personal relationship that the public didnt know about. Well…. They knew that Letitia was in a relationship, but they didnt know who she was with. Well, now they were going to, tish decided she was done keeping you away from the public, and now it was time to show you off to the world. 

“Ok, people 5 minutes till show time,” someone backstage said

You were nervous as all hell; you weren't famous or had any famous connection to anyone except your girlfriend. “You ok, my love?” tish said, wrapping her hands around your waist. I guess she could feel your nervousness as well. “Y-yes, I feel fine, just a little nervous,” you say hesitantly. “Don't be nervous or worried. Everyone is going to love you.” she says, stuffing her face in your neck, kissing it lightly, just enough to calm you down. You lean back into her embrace, accepting the warm affection she is giving you, until you heard a knock on the door of your and Tish's dressing room “come in.” you say. Once you said that, the stage manager came in “sorry to interrupt, but we are live in two minutes.” he said in a rush, then scurried out. “You ready, princess, you are looking a little flustered.” she says, leaving more pecks on your neck. “Yes, I'm fine let us go.” you say in a hurry grabbing her hand. 

The show starts…. Jimmy sitting in his usual seat, the audience flooded with people, and tish sat next to you with her hand on your thigh to reassure you. “You ready, my love” she whispers to you “yes, yes I am.” you say, reassured. “Ok, we are on in 3,2,1” the stage manager tells the crew. Before I knew it, the lights flashed on, and the show started…

Dayedreamm outtie💖💖

Dont forget to leave some request

I think if I were Tav, past a certain point, being Astarions consort would go to my head. Especially if I’m being treated all fancy?? Like obviously I’d have no real power but that won’t stop me from bragging to all of the other spawn about how I’m totally masters favorite

See, if I am special, I demand special treatment. I can't be one of hundreds of his generic spawns— even if I am his favorite. I better be getting blatant special treatment and be more than a spawn to him, you feel me? Don't get me wrong, it's nice to be special, but I don't share, so if I'm one of like... Hundreds of 'specials', I'm outty.

I better be the wife or the only consort or something like that, otherwise, I'm walking out. I did not give his ass unlimited power just for him to treat me like every other spawn— like one option among tons. Hell no.

We were tagged by @9haharharley1 and @overmooneleven who could not have foreseen what a production this was going to turn into 😂 Thank you!!

RULES: post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

*Gets out the record player* There's required listening while scrolling this list...

Now that the mood has been appropriately set, here we go!

Warm Bodies 10 Edit9It'sYourBoyJackFrostAightSo High Seas Hijinks pt 2 Android Pitch Neon Ideas Von Kaiser Mix Tape If you don't dance, no romance Jack Frost and the Quest for the Stanley Cup Let Your Conscience Be Your Guide YA Novel Merman/Nature Elf Baby It's Cold Inside Everything but the fresher sink Halloween bodyswap Saiyuki Fantasy AU Coffee and Fruit Snacks Untitled Document Blackice ABOlive Garden Concerned Neighbor AU Obsolete Force Monsters Donut Saga 2022 RotG Bingo RotG Bingo 2021 Free Day Light Magic Soulmate AU Sleight of Hand Android AU Wing fic space vampire arranged marriage fake ppl scifi book pogo kylux AU Hope Week 2022 Let's Play AU Clydeland Ghost roommate Omega hux Techwear AU Original magic apocalypse Holiday kylux Pink hair hux Goose steals the staff Quarantine Kylux twitfic college au ST/Kylux Omega hux sequel cyborg hux Fuck this I'm outtie hux Loud AF kylux Loud AF blackice Every floor is Loud AF Loud AF Zag and Than Angel/Demon AU Gymnast hux Parkour hux 5 times hux blows kylo A/B/O Hades Kylux A/B/Olive Garden Disney Princess Hux Hutt slave Mitaka Femlux Afterlife Bloom Halloween2020 sen aid + sen kid kylux Trivia and Other Flirtations Gertrude Pink hair Jack + Hux Teacher/Teacher Merge ST and EU frank/strange Bingo Fancy Dinner Matchmaker Cape Selection AU Senate Takeover Manny Moonbear's Pizzaria Guardians in Black Party fancy pitch Jasper/Lapis Suzalulu week 2016 horror ideas Untitled Terminator Game Terminator Ideas Frank/Strange coffee shop au Ideas for erotic stabbing Suzalulu week 2017 Zell birthday Gratuitous sleepytime Lulu the professional hand model au Peter has two dads au RotG Coffee shop AU Veelamate AU Sorceress Jack Guardian of the D Blanket Scenario i think Saiyuki bang 10k Clover AU Wizards unite AU X/1999/RotG [Redacted] Pitch's New Groove PoGo AU spacerace magic repo RotGRepo! Colormate AU Overqualified Merlin Caffeine and High Fructose Corn Syrup O2: Teammates Spideypool Bingo 2019 B1: Personal Trainer Spideypool Bingo 2019 Spideypool fairy AU Tie fix Soulmate tattoo AU 3 5 10 AU idea Silent Hill AU O1: Met at the Dog Park Spideypool Bingo 2019 ff8 werewolf au Buffate 2 Kink series Dance All Night Let Me and Your Body Talk Pounded in the Butt by the Physical Manifestation of the Fear That I Will Never be Good Enough While He Tells me I am Good Enough Also He's British  Silent Hill AU Bathtime Evening Horror Husbands Fic art 1 Morning cuddle Fic art 2 Spinel Jack Cover art Croptops Spiderman kiss Gargoyles

We literally do not know as many people as we have WIPs. I'd have to pull out the yearbook and start tagging people from high school and we're not going to do that. But we do have to tag @seekerseekingsomething for reasons they will understand and @askmyname @quillienvii @pheasantmadness for Other Unsaid Reasons ❤

Kim: Truth or Dare? Skull: Truth. Kim: Describe Billy without a shirt. Skull (completely unaware that this should be embarrassing, just very matter of fact): He has those smatters of freckles a that look a little bit like a star map, there's a weird nick on his right hip from hitting a tree branch when he was ten that looks kind of like a sparrow's tracks in the snow; he wears a men's medium shirt size, although he'll have to switch to large if he adds on anymore muscle in his shoulders and arms. And he has an outtie belly button that kind of make him look like he has an extra ab to go with his six-pack. Kim: …okay then. Billy-- Billy (completely red faced and trying to get up with an excuse about the bathroom, they're out of soda, he needs to go home and feed his cat, SOMETHING; but Zack is gripping the hem of his shirt): What. Kim (like the devil she is): Truth or Dare? Billy (now just infuriated): TRUTH. Kim: Describe Skull without a shirt. Billy: *flustered, enraged, and completely and utterly blanking out; and after a whole thirty seconds of silence, realizes he's never actually seen Skull without a shirt* Kim: *sips from her cherry cola* Billy: *turns to look at Skull, only to find his seat vacated and the sounds of boots running away out of the house very fast* Kim: I'm waiting. Billy: …Dare. I choose dare. Be kind to me. Kim: Go get 'im, tiger.

HI ARE YOU A MARK x PETEY TRUTHER

QUEEN YES I AMMMMMMMMMM 🤠🤠🤠

And by that I mean I am completely invested in Mark and Ms. Casey/Gemma and am so enraptured by Petey as his own independent character it's not even funny; but I think Mark S. and Petey don't exist as we know them without their pre-series relationship and I am absolutely pulling my hair out at all we don't know about it.

I think that their innies defined a lot about who they were and are as people, and the way that that relationship bled into Petey's outie is endlessly fascinating and SO FUCKING TRAGIC. I NEED to see them fall into each other's orbits at Lumon. I'm desperate to see the first time they made each other laugh. I want to know about the first time they made eye contact and said to each other "there is something wrong." Did they ever talk about it. Did they do something about it. Did they dream and come up with make-believe lives about their outties being outside Lumon together. What was Mark S. thinking when he kept their group photo secret in the storage closet. Did Petey's smile help Mark forget about the tears behind his eyelids in the mornings. Did they love each other.

So yes I'm insane and I'm truthing SOMETHING.

Okay. I think it's time now to talk about how increasing uneasy and disgusted I am by how Bioware just dropped the ball on the Rebel mages being in Corypheus'/the Venatori's thrall rather than the red templars. I already hinted at why. Look again at that sentence.

The mages and the red templars.

The mages are not red. They are not stuffed full of poisonous lyrium that destroys the mind and will of the addicted users. They are not even being controlled by a singular blood mage like Erimond and the Warden mages.

And it's fucking INFURIATING.

The other night I had to murder Fiona in the game in cold friggin blood and I want to know why. I WANT TO KNOW WHY, BIOWARE. WHAT THE F--

Okay. Okay. Calm down. Lemme explain.

The red templars are fucking morons. It is totally their own damn fault for blindly following their commanders and chugging down red lyrium. I made a post about that already. The templars were stupid and let themselves be bamboozled for a myriad of reasons that don't excuse their actions. BUT, but they are in some ways just as much victims, or at least portrayed that way to an extent. They are taught to trust their officers, they did what they were told like they've done for most of their lives. Most of them had no idea about Corypheus or just what this red lyrium would do to them (though they DID know it was bad, they didn't know specifically HOW). They became mindless violent monsters, almost completely unrecognizable, and horribly, irrevocably addicted to this poison they were tricked into taking by commanders they've been taught to trust. It's shitty. It's horrible. And they have no way out if you don't do Champions of the Just. They are unsaveable. Even if you can get them out, even if they realize it's wrong later and try to leave, they'll just die slowly and agonizingly.

But the mages don't have that reason for staying with the Venatori!!! They are not being compelled or corrupted or forcibly addicted to the only thing keeping them alive even while it's killing them! Their minds are not being bent and rent and torn inside-out by this super-heroin-opium allegory. One person (Fiona) made a deal with one dude (Alexius). And a shit ton of people didn't like it!! They only agreed to go along with it because they thought they had no other recourse, that the templars were about to break down the doors and murder them all, and the Tevinter Imperium, for all its flaws, would accept them in a way most of Thedas would not.

But the moment, the FIRST MOMENT, they saw the Elder One-- Hell, the first moment Fiona realized the Venatori were a world-ending cult worshipping a FUCKING DARKSPAWN MAGISTER, she should've been outtie! There is nothing, absolutely NOTHING, holding her to the contract! THEY HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT FERELDEN!! They outnumbered the Venatori when they were still in Redcliffe! Fiona was a Grey Warden! A Grand Enchanter! Why didn't she refuse to go? Why didn't she refuse to fight for them? Why did all those mages, so many of which didn't even like the contract and were not legally bound to it anyway since Fiona accepted it on their behalf without their approval, just not go?

'Oh, Corypheus had a fake archdemon.' Okay, but did he fly it to Redcliffe? Did he use it like a border collie herding the little sheepies? I think a whole lot of people would've noticed that!!! So no.

'Oh, there were so many Venatori!' Yes, and there were hundreds of mages in the Rebellion.

'Oh, the Rebels didn't want to fight!' No, they didn't want to fight the TEMPLARS. They didn't want to tear up the countryside and get innocent people killed. But how is that the same as not wanting to fight a cult of Tevinter supremists wanting to sacrifice them to their Elder God's war effort!? THAT'S A VERY DIFFERENT BALLGAME. They were at Redcliffe because they didn't want to fight in a war, so I'm pretty sure they would not want to fight Corypheus' war, either.

Okay, finally, let's say they managed to get tricked all the way to wherever Alexius shuffled them. Let's say they made it all the Corypheus and realized "oh shit, this is NOT what we signed up for", but it's too late because NOW they're outnumbered, NOW they're outgunned, NOW there's a fake archdemon. Sure. Okay. But then. The attack on Haven. THEY WERE UNDER NO COMPULSION TO KEEP FIGHTING. They could have easily given themselves up and surrendered to the Inquisition. They could've turned on their Venatori enslavers and betrayers because NOTHING WAS FORCING THEM TO FIGHT. There is no reason why Fiona, FIONA, MAKER-FORSAKEN FIONA, would fight to the death against the Inquisition/for Coprypheus!! She has no loyalty to the Venatori. She thought she was getting her people to TEVINTER, a legitimate if problematic empire to the north, using a legally binding contract with a magister, but the moment the jig was up, there's nothing legally binding her. It was all a sham. SO WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO KILL HER? Hey, couldn't I at least STOP HER? TRY to reason with her??

I hate it. I hate it. I HATE IT. Bioware you're so fucking stupid. This doesn't make any sense, and I'm even madder about it because the Envy demon shit SLAPPED and the mission with Leliana (and Dagna) fucking rocks. HOW DARE YOU, BIOWARE.

( can i say i enjoy your hcs regarding urianger and how well reasoned they sound? you hit the nail all the time with them and I'm just constantly amazed at the attention to detail you have with him! 'Kay I'm outtie have a g'niii~ )

you can say it. and in fact you must. it fuels my ego powerfully. i love writing hcs and thinking about this elf. i am never not contemplating him.

thank you so much im kissing you gently and platonically goodnight

Okay, here's the thing -

One of the arguments trotted out about people who are trans is that their genitalia may not match their "outward appearance."

(Though honestly, who cares? Does a "masculine" woman get a pass simply for not having a penis? Or a "feminine" man for not having a menstrual cycle? Do we draw the line only at whether you have innie bits or outtie bits??? Because my belly button would like a word, if so.)

Let's talk a little more about that - the genitalia thing.

First of all, one of the "gotcha" arguments is that if you are a gay man, you wouldn't have sex with someone with a vagina, and if you are a lesbian woman, you wouldn't have sex with someone with a penis. Let's keep it simple as that, for the moment, though I realize there are shades of bi, pan, etc., in as many colors as a pride flag. So - simple.

But even there... is it?

It's rarely referenced as dating someone with certain genitalia. Only sex.

But not every relationship, even romantic ones, is sexual. For all sorts of reasons. People may be ace, may have pain during "traditional" intercourse (PinV intercourse), may have trauma related to sex, damage to or development of genitalia such that it isn't possible to have "traditional" sex, may be celibate for their own reasons, or any other reason. Can someone not date, even if sex is out of the picture?

Of course they can.

And here's where the dating-vs-sex thing really comes into play. Those who insist genitalia must be both "normal" and used for sex to qualify as male or female clearly believe "relationship" is defined by "sex."

But it isn't.

And that's something that has to be factored in in using genitalia and sex as defining what is a man or a woman. Especially considering there are conditions where chromosomes don't match up with physical and sexual development. Individuals may have the XY chromosomes generally seen in those with male development and genitalia - but have some or all female genitalia development (aside from the uterus) and secondary sex characteristics (such as breasts). On the other hand, there may also be an individual with XXY chromosomes, and they develop with male genitalia, but few secondary male sex characteristics (such as increased body hair). In either case, individuals are often sterile (though genetic research is slowly finding ways to circumvent this), but regardless, develop female sex organs, male sex organs, or some combination (and there is some debate about including these conditions as being intersex, but I'm not informed enough to speak on whether I would agree with that or not - and regardless, it is irrelevant to my current focus).

Okay - so there are situations where a woman (with female genitalia and secondary sex characteristics) is XY, and situations where a man (where male genitalia and some secondary sex characteristics) is XXY.

So to loop back around, we already have situations where chromosomes don't match the development of sex organs. Already well on the way to having to rethink genitalia = gender. Let's then consider genitalia = sex = relationship.

I'll offer my own preferences as an example: I am physically and sexually attracted to women. If I were to seek a sexual relationship with a woman, would I consider penetrative sex if they have a penis?

Probably not.

But - would I consider having a non-sexual or non-penetrative romantic relationship with a woman who has a penis?

Absolutely!

And here's the thing: if there was someone I was very into as a romantic partner, would I be averse to that if they were 100% asexual and not interested in any sex?

Nope.

Love and relationships are built around partnership. Having a penis (or vagina) isn't what I would immediately discount in looking for that. By the same token, I'd be fine on the other side, if I found myself attracted to and compatible with someone asexual and sex-averse. Sex is not the central part of a relationship, for me, and it isn't intrinsically for anyone else! Again, this is partnership, and partnership is two (or more) people coming to a mutually-agreeable consensus about what each requires in a relationship. That can include sex, too, of course - someone is not a bad person because they do feel there has to be a sexual element to a relationship, just as they aren't a bad person if they never want to engage in any sexual behavior at all. Both are fine! And a healthy relationship is built around compatibility, open communication, and healthy boundaries.

So again - I would not personally want a sexual relationship with a woman with a penis, but that doesn't mean any person in a lesbian (or bi, or pan, or poly, etc.) relationship would share the same preference. There are probably lesbian, bi, etc., women who want penetration, and wouldn't mind or even prefer a penis. Strap-ons exist for a reason! 🤷‍♀️ And it's much the same as wanting a BDSM relationship, an open relationship, etc. - your preferences and theirs need to be considered and a decision reached if the relationship is to remain healthy and happy. Having preferences does not make a person good or bad, nor does it mean anything is wrong with their own comfort zones. Just as you shouldn't have a sexual relationship with someone who wants an open relationship if you would prefer to be 100% monogamous, it's fine to prefer to date a woman with/without a penis (or a man with/without a vagina). And, again, a romantic relationship doesn't have to be sexual at all! Nor does a committed relationship have to be romantic, but that's beyond the scope of this discussion.

The scope, in the end, is this: chromosomes and/or genitalia don't 100% define what makes a man/woman, any more than being into bondage 100% defines BDSM.

There are plenty of people who would prefer a woman with a penis or a man with a vagina, plenty of people who have a preference but not one so strong they can't try to find ways to work around it that are mutually enjoyable for both parties, and plenty of people who do not want a penis or vagina even if they would prefer a sexual relationship. Point being, relationships, like chromosomes, are something that should be considered and agreed upon by both (or all) in the relationship.

Scientifically, intersex people, genetically male people with female genitalia, and genetically female people with male genitalia, all exist. I don't care how you feel about those who are trans or GNC, that is scientific fact based around our current understanding of sex chromosomes.

Saying you prefer not to date a woman with a penis does not mean women cannot have penises. Saying you prefer not to date a man with a vagina does not mean men cannot have vaginas. Some people prefer those taller than them - it doesn't mean, if you prefer tall men, that short men do not exist. And it doesn't mean you can't adjust your preferences or comfort levels based on other aspects of the relationship. There are some who are asexual and sex-repulsed, some who are neutral on sex if a partner wants it, and some enjoy sex even without initial sexual attraction. If these things aren't difficult to understand, and find examples of in your own relationships, why is the line drawn at genitalia as defining gender?

It shouldn't be.

Hi - I prefer women who do not have penises. I would not be in a penetrative sexual relationship with a woman with a penis. Were I in such a relationship, we'd need to discuss how we can either find mutually-agreeable sexual alternatives, or end the relationship as friends who realized their respect for one another means a romantic, sexual partnership where each has different needs is not going to work out, but neither has done something wrong.

Regardless, I still think women can have a penis. Trans women are women, whether they have surgery to change their genitalia or not. Trans men are men. And for all those who shriek about science as justification for their transphobia - check above. Science says women can be XY and men can be XXY.

A relationship is not inherently centered around sex and genitalia. Neither is gender.

Deal with it.

And if you start giving me bullshit in the tags, especially transphobic bullshit, I'm just going to chase you off my blog with an axe. 🤷‍♀️

Stressed, my love?

Scottyxblack!femreader

Summary: Scotty returns from a long day at work exhausted, and all she wants is you.

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It was raining that night… 

The raindrops tap against the apartment window you shared with Scotty.

Your fingers tapped against your phone as you dialed the phone for pizza; you didnt feel like cooking today. It was more of a lazy day for you. The ringing on the phone repeats every few seconds. “Hello, and thank you for calling Marias; how may we help you today.” The employee said. “Hi, may I have (your favorite pizza/ or type of salad) and (favorite drink), please,” you respond to the employee on the phone. “Yes, ma'am, would you like to pay with a card.” he said “um, yes, one second, please.” you said, then scurried to find your purse. Midway digging in your purse, you hear the sound of keys jiggling and the front door creeks open. You're welcome to an exhausted Scotty dragging her feet through the door. You speed walk over to her to give her a welcoming hug making sure to close and lock the door behind her. “How are you, my love, how was your day.” you said, your hands cupping her cheeks. But before she can answer, your interrupt with a voice over your phone. “hello miss, are you still there?” your eyes widen when you forget about the other man on the phone “um, yes, sorry.” you say with an apologetic tone “it's ok.. Just to confirm, you wanted (whatever you ordered) “yes that is correct, and the card is xxx-xxx-xxxx” you said “ok you are all set, thank you” he says before hanging up. You immediately ran over to the love of your life slouching on the couch, tired. You sit next to her on the couch and bring her head onto your lap, starting to massage her scalp. “ Now, how was your day, my beloved.” you say, returning to your original question. “exhausting… I'm sorry, I really don't want to talk about it… is it ok if we just cuddle instead.” she asks, slightly pecking at your thighs. “Yes, of course, Scotty, let's move to the bedroom.” she nods, gets up, and drags her feet to the bedroom. You lay in the bed with your arms open, ready to take her in your embrace. The food gets here soon later. You decide to put on a show you and her have been trying to binge-watch, and you eat your meal, enjoying her presence.

You wish every day could be like this… 

hey guys I haven't done a Scotty one so I thought why not?

but anywayyyy hope you enjoyed

Dayedreamm outtie 💖💖

Hi Miss Amy! If you celebrate it, I hope you had a happy Thanksgiving😊 a have a very chubby tummy, and a large outtie button and oh goodness, I had so much food my tummy is so stuffed! Haha all I can think about is being tickled on my outtie by you tehehe! I hope you don’t mind me asking how you would do so?

I did ~<333 It's actually my favorite of the holiday bunch, because November is my favorite month and late autumn is my favorite time of year and it's one holiday that isn't completely bloated with all the usual commercialization~ Anywayyyy I also looove curvy fluffy tummies sooo much so you are veryyy welcome at my giggly table~ Oh, why don't you know? You're the meal heree <3 I'll get your giggly wiggly gorgeous self up on this long table which just happens to be gently padded ~ hold still now, let's see what we have heree ~ now, now, hold still my cute tickle turkey. This is bound to take a while. Ahhh yess, this belly. Sweet lovely stuffed belly, I can just seee it's fully of lovely giggles isn't it? Yeahhh you're a stuffed cutie huh? Ooh! I simply must have a taste. Let's keep that top up and over your fluffy tum and if you would juuuust cooperate with mee, there we gooo little muah for your tummy. And more kisses down each side. Little lines of tasting lip prints along all that bouncy twitchy skin. Buzzing brushing nibbly kisses on that tummy fluffy belly, right up the sides and down on the lower curve back and forth. My fingers are jealous, they want to feel your exquisite plump midsection toooo~~ they're gonna dance and wiggle tauntingly if you please, right up those cute sides to the ribs and back to snuggly hug your hips. Ahhh, such a delightfully yummy tickly appetizer and now the main courseee~ I see that bouncing outie, don't try to act like it's not the most adorably squishy chubby button now~ Hmmm let's probe it shall we? A little probey. Ahh yes, I always happen to keep such things as this q-tip in my shorts pocket. Little pokey pokey here. A strokey strokey there. My, my, what a ticklish button. Ticklish bouncy twitchy outie. Ticklishness! Very sensitive~ Ooh and look! A basting brush! How convenient~ I'll just fluff up your tummy button with this, grazing all around that delightfully plumpy belly. Little kisses below your navel while I brushy brushy brushy your outtie. And yesss we're doing the tango now, I'm sooo thankful for adorably ticklish bellybuttons ~ kissing and licking up to your navel, my brush switches and starts swishing down down down ~ my softtt lips catch your button now, coochie coooo my ticklish meal. Capturing that sweet protruding ticklee button so I can massage it sooo lovingly and teasingly between my purpley lips, my tongue slipping out to play too~ the brush keeps following your bounces, grazing back and forth back and forth. Tickle tickle button ticklesss~ ahh there we go just laugh it out cutie, let it alllll out for me now~ that wasn't so bad was it? It tickled? Yeahhh ~ let Amy just snuggle up on you noww~ I'll lay next to your gorgeous body and just trail my fingers up and down that tummy, planting giggling kisses on your cheek and ear while my single, wiggly finger taunts and plays with that ticklish button~<3

Ugh... I miss when games used to just ask if you were a boy or a girl.

It was so simple back then. "You got an outtie or an innie?"

Now, it's all pronouns. And by people's own words, pronouns evidently don't indicate one's sex!

Good God, I remember when you didn't even get the freaking option! Remember when the characters were all guys & there was nothing you could do about it? Hell, A Wonderful Life made you get a whole other game if you wanted to be a girl & woo the guys in Forget-Me-Not!

I remember the 1st game that let me choose & it was so damn cool. Pokémon Crystal.

How spoiled we've become!

I was confused when Stardew Valley made it possible for men to marry other men & still have biological children. It just doesn't make sense! If you're going to keep the having kids part of the farming sim, at least make it somewhat possible. Like, just have gay couples adopt! And say that it's adoption. Maybe randomize the kid's features since it wouldn't actually be related to the couple.

Like, for the new A Wonderful Life game, can you marry the same sex &, if you can, what happens to the scenes where you & your spouse find out you're having a baby? That obviously wouldn't work in the case of both being guys or both being girls!

Edit: I just got a message telling me that Stardew Valley did go through an adoption process when you marry the same sex &, honestly? Fair. My mistake, it'd been a while since I've played or watched someone else play Stardew, so I forgot.

And that would've been a, "thanks for informing me of my mistake, you did me a real solid & props for Stardew Valley getting that part right," but then they went on to say that I don't know what I'm angry about & am just complaining, to which I point at the paragraphs above this in disbelief.

I know what I'm upset about. Just because I made a mistake & forgot something, thus making that 1 example null doesn't make my argument any less valid.

Ya'll, if I get something factually wrong, then cool! Just inform me & I'll change it, but that doesn't give you clearance to be an ill-mannered juvenile about it.