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mrfroggems · 3 months

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Looking for Charlie content that isn't somehow related to Alastor is actually a nightmare I love Alastor as much as the next guy but please there are characters besides him guys

#put some respect on princess Charlie Morningstar's name #hazbin charlie #hazbin #i wanna put Alastor in a blender #i love him but im also so sick of seeing him #hazbin hotel #very tiny rant #charlie morningstar

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dread-is-decaying · 1 month

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REBLOG TO BOOST!

#aroace #shitpost #hazbin hotel #shitposting #alastor hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin alastor

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marshiestars · 1 year

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HEY TUMBLRINAS, I'M DOING A LIL' THING

context: in our little corner of the Internet where we dissect twinks and put them in blenders— in all my hours of scrolling— I've noticed that there's one character who's caused more turmoil than most: Hazbin Hotel's Alastor.

a lot of people like him! but I lot of people do not like him.

me, I really don't give a shit about Vivziepop as a person, tbh. I just really like Alastor. he's the reason I got invested in Hazbin and one of the only reasons I'm still waiting for the full series in may. despite all his flaws and shallowness of a swimming pool, he's my blorbo meow meow scrunkly and I don't control the hyperfixation

SO! I wanna figure out if I'm in the minority here in this colourful, chaotic den of artists and scholars, and I want to know if there's a correlation between certain traits / opinions and either tolerating Alastor's presence as a sexyman or hating his guts!

this might not be the only survey I do about this, but I just wanted to get some basic data before I start drafting one with more specific questions.

if you're interested and able, please fill it out!! thank you!!!

#hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #alastor #tumblr sexymen #pro-ship #anti-ship #survey

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vinatintasupernovita · 2 years

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Harry Potter </3

thank you for indulging a humble ol’ beggar’s insanity

- Blorbo: Narcissa Malfoy (She is hot, she is my wife)

- Skrunkly: …leans into the Microphone. Draco Malfoy. (My step-son, my sweet child, my candy apple boy, i love him with all my heart and yes it is character regressive of me but i know he’s a little shithead, i am here to parent him correctly.)

- Scrimblo Bimblo: Pansy and Blaise (they are a package deal, also they’re Draco’s gay and lesbian best friends) also like, Neville and Luna bc they are autistic and i am autistic so we will be autistic in the same space. Oh! And Alastor Moody :)

- Gulp Shitto: I have several- TED TONKS. Blaise’s Cool Murderer Mom. Yaxley but only if it’s the musical’s Yaxley cus he’s really funny. Helga Hufflepuff. Pomona Sprout.

- Poor Little Meow Meow: Draco again but also his dad. I wanna put Lucius in a blender but he’s my friend’s oc’s husband so he’s my oc’s sisterwife (yes that’s what i’ve been calling it yeah i know that’s not what a sisterwife is but i think it’s funny)

- Horse Plinko: Abraxas “Closeted” Malfoy and Salazár Slytherin

- Eeby Deeby: Tomás Marvolo Pinche Puto Riddle. He is gay he is a bitch and unfortunately he is also spanish. All crimes punishable by superhell.

#ask game #all of this is polluted by my own hyperfixation ideas ok but don’t worry abt it

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