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the-acid-pear · 3 years

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Tumblr refuses to let me reblog the post again, so this is the second part of me reading the second btg book! ☺️

Still Chapter 211

Son on son violence

Chapter 212

This dude pretty cute ngl

Shit, rip

AAWW HIGH 5 🥺🥺

It's almost like they are a regular father and son 😭🥺💔

Chapter 213

Look how thigh those shirts are hehehoho 🥴

OYXITSITDITDLTD

Ooooh there goes my man Jyaku ready to kick some ASS

🥺😭💞

Baki really just forgot his mom eh, thought you were getting stronger for HER smh

Oh Jyaku vs Retsu? Nvm Jyaku i can only hope Retsu is nice w you

I like how most are like, confused over who to cheer for lmao

I know he won't make it but I'm cheering for Jyaku btw i like him more <33

Chapter 214

Love that title, can't believe Jyaku is gonna ask Retsu out 😍 /j

He really is just honest Igari

I love that he apologizes

Chapter 215

OJFOYDITDISTOTDG

HIS FACEEE THIS FUCKING CLOWN 😭😭😭

THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY

Chapter 216

Burgir

GHZJDUDDRHD THEY ARE SOOO MAD

That smile so cute...

Jyaku is a king

Love it when Retsu throws that pose, though y'all know why

HDGSSGSGF you are coming to Japan wether you like it or not 🔫

Chapter 217

Finally Jyaku got serious too

WITH HIS TOES 😭

King is just obsessed i luv him

HEHE HAIRY LEGS

It does seem like Jyaku is trynna confess his love jfnshdshdf

Chapter 218

I remember i almost laugh cry with my dad when we saw this

His damn beard... 💔

THE HAND OF THE TRAITOR

He has a good point

They be calling my man Jyaku a masochist noooo yfjdhdgs

Chapter 219

Okay seems kinda into it <:/

Old man? He doesn't look that old Baki :/

That was so smart 🥺

Chapter 220

Retsu calm down please you are gonna break his back

Oh my god Retsu, oh my god.

He did apologize at least

Chapter 221

Damn dude be a little more gentle with him

Oh, get was picking him up, okay

FR FR

🥺🥺🥺

FARHDHDYFTH THE KINGGG

Chapter 222

I love how everyone completed him (except Yujiro but not surprising), these warriors are such a good team

I want to eat an apple too now

That was fast

I got distracted watching a vsauce react video sorry

Okay I'm glad a comment actually mentioned Sik

Chapter 223

Had to take a uh idk 5 hour break bc lights went out :/

Feet be fuming lmao

Ohhh that's a cool analysis

Chapter 224

What a good punch

That "please",,,

Poor Li man, having to see his brother DIE /j

No, Viêt Long, i have not been hit by a truck before.

Chapter 225

It's so funny how Jyaku lost bc he fought a main charac and only those win

Sad day for the Chinese citizens

Mf got tits in his back

This is gonna be so goodddd

Chapter 226

Look at the size of his tits, the slut

INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER POSE WOOO

These two are cool fighters

Chapter 227

Old man showing skin

His smile is so fucked up lmao

Chapter 228

Baki what the FUCK are you wearing?

I just remembered when Hana did a flip, that was so good

Retsu babey 🥺

I love how confused Yujiro looks

Chapter 229

Hey, i recognize that name...

Kaku just too op

Yujiro you are gonna pop your testicles if you do that with your leg

Chapter 230

God that's such a good threat

Love Retsu's confusion

Damn bitch you saying we gotta keep up w this whore cuz you were too slow? Ffs Kaku 😢

I love when you can tell someone is still hanging around just quietly by seeing their response in a comment

Chapter 231

God this just feels so good, to see Yujiro actually scared 😍

YOOO THAT'S POG

Chapter 232

I wanna finish this book and start the next one grrr

This fight is so satisfying

That last bit is so cringe but whatever that's okay

Fight so controversial comments were deactivated

Chapter 233

Itagaki hincha de boquita el más grande? 😳 /j

Okay yeah it IS just rude

Hohoooo shit getting nice

Chapter 234

This asshole lmao

Yuji-chan really went "how many times do i have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

Mfs be doing Jojo references in the comments lol

Chapter 235

GTFO WITH THAT LOGIC RETSU IM SORRY CHINA IS LOSING BUT GET LOSTTTT AJSGAJGS

Ffs Kaku you are doomed 😢💔

Yujiro so strong my mouse disconnected

Chapter 236

Abs in his back...

Crying and shaking that is NOT true

DON'T FEED HIS EGO, KAKU

LIONS CAN BE KILLED BY TIGERS TOO!!!!

I thought Yujiro was bleeding for a second there smh

Chapter 237

OKAY YEAH IT IS HIS BLOOD ITS COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE ITS NOT MUCH BUT HE BLED

THE HEAD APPLAUSE

HE'S SO UPSET LMAOOO

Yujiro surprised is good shit

GSJDUFTHSTD

KAKU YOU LEGEND LMAO

Kaku has boyboss energy

Chapter 239

This cover almost gives me a stroke

I love how they all just shat their pants

These minor Chinese characters were so good tbh, sadly i don't think they will ever return

Don't worry Retsu, we the viewers have seen a man revive before

King i don't think any of us understands

It really is

CAN MEN IN THIS FRANCHISE JUST OPEN BOTTLES REGULARLY?!

Oh my god i though Yujiro was sitting on the air for a second i almost cry 😭

Coca cola must have paid Itagaki /j

Chapter 240

Oh so the Kaioh part takes the name, not the surname

...is Yujiro wearing a floral shirt? 😭

I LOVE THAT ENDING SO MUCH 🥺😭

Jyaku has his eyes fixated on Retsu eh, proud of having him come to Japan lmao

Chapter 241

HORRIBLE fit Baki

CHILDHOOD SAGA PART 2? 😰

Jk though i do miss Yuri 🥺

Oh hey Jr

You gonna fuck his girl, bro?

Chapter 242

So straight forward lmao

I'm starting to appreciate Baki's feminist ass every day even more

AAAA GRANDPAAA 🥺🥺💞

This page didn't allow me to call two mfs virgins smh, 1984

Chapter 243

Grandpa they shrunk you

Chapter 244

Kings idc about this

Okay true but also he's 70 dude pls... Though idk if this guy will go thru worse than Jack lmao

Such a nice lad

Chapter 245

Baki being such a feminist icon is so meaningful considering how his parents were,,,

MY MAN IS BACKKK AND AS DAPPER AS EVER

Doppo he's called Ali Jr how are you surprised?

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HIS EYE PATCH HAS A PATTERN THAT'S SO COOL 🥺🥺😢💞

These men love throwing their glasses eh

Chapter 246

If only Igari and Toba had done this lol

OKAY THATS COOL I LIKE THAT

Me lo re devaluaron a mí pelado eh

HEHE OOOOH NICE 😳

Scenes that give me a boner

CHU...

Such a good callback...

Chapter 247

My man got serious, sweet

Doppo has been trying out his luck a bit too much like he's been betting with his life an uncomfortable lot like king do you need to talk? Are you okay? First asking Gouki to kill him now this like, is everything alright Doppo?

YEAH A BIT FUCKED UP TO THINK ABOUT

I love that blocking technique

OSHWOWHIWWH "gay ass Orochi, out of option so he touching dick" SHUT UPPP 😭😭💀

I really wish he got kicked in the nuts again see if he's still using his technique

Chapter 248

Poor guys thought he was bout to get murdered

A kiss? 😏 /j

When i saw this in the anime i actually thought Orochi was going to die, i was gonna get sooo angry

Chapter 249

What a way to cockblock em

Feminist icon

Jack is that the only sweater you own?

Chapter 250

I have been thinking of that scene of him eating the whole steak a lot

Jr like 🥺

Imagine being stupid enough to tease Jack like, i get he defeated two masters but they are NOTHING compared to this monster

Imagine jack just smoked some weed right there lmao

Jack needs to bite people more

Chapter 251

My shitty ass son gave me parkinson's

Jack that's not how human anatomy works what the fuck did Kureha do to your body spine?

Chapter 252

DAMN JR WHAT A FAT ASS

Looked like Jack was going for a handful

Those techniques must fuck your neck up so bad

Okay Jack you are going a bit far now don't cha think?

Chapter 253

You are tempting your luck sunny boy

Look at that, you pissed him off!

You cannot just know out jack hanma bro

HHH

This was so stupid yet, unironically, iconic

Chapter 254

Bruh i thought it said Pog 😭, ain't manslaughter poggers Mr Hanma?

OKAY THANKS JACK

Such a simp he downed that coffee cup

Grandpa put here cockblocking

Chapter 255

"no he didn't >:/"

These two masters are a pair of fucking idiots like understand this i love my grandpa and i love my man but mfs have to take the L for this one time sksgwjgshgw

Gouki bro my senses gonna shut down if you put your sucks against the dirt again OUGH sensory hell 😭

FOR FUCKING REAL JR

STOP ENABLING THE OLD MAN!! WKSGKSGSJSHDD for once I'm on Viêt's side 😭

Chapter 256

Hoho Gouki out here getting a panty shot 😳

Grandpa i love you but this was unnecessary

Chapter 257

Kozue should wear a Korn tshirt

GET HIS ASS KOZUE

OWHWLWGISGSJWG 😭😭 MF JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A FREAK I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM SM!!!

Love how consistently round his hands are, king got no knuckles

HEY DONT CALL MY MAN A FREAK KOZUE

King hasn't changed his clothes ever since i see

His shoes look so nice...

OKAY OKAY HE HAS A POINT AT LEAST, HE AT LEAST ACCEPTED HE LOST BUT HE'S STILL BUTTHURT FROM IT SKSGAJGS BUT HE ADMITS IT!!

Doppo i love you but shut UPPP you lost get over it!! You are just going for the rematch bc you have the higher ground against a injured guy!!! Like Shibukawa didn't have time but you were already getting serious!! Hhhgrrrrrr doppo i love you but I'm going to bark

Hehe nvm he still hella fine... keep talking king 🥴

This was so mean of him sjsgwjwg

Chapter 258

Low-key starting to believe these two mfs plotted against Jr sjshsj

THAT FACE AKSGWJGS just 😐

If i didn't know you would get your ass handed in a plate i would be a lil mad he's planning on being that savage

He has been thru worse, sunny boy

Niceee

Tbh. I don't care anymore. Doppo is in the wrong, but GOD I'm a simp and i love seeing him fight 😍😍🥴

Yeah a comment mentioned it, we all were on Jr side until he threatened to kill Doppo Orochi like, even if not everyone here is as horny as me we all like an og fella

I also love how the prisoners really changed them all, the scars (both physical and mental) those 5 left will be remembered lol

#luly talks #btg #i ran out of space but that's good cuz im sleepy and have 3% of battery lol #i wanted to reach chapter 260 but this works #14 last episodes for tomorrow woo #baki liveblog

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proverbsofpestilence · 5 years

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I know this coward blocked us all, but I’m still gonna publish it, BECAUSE I WAS READY TO POST IT JUST BEFORE OUR QUEEN VALENTINA BLOCKED US ALL. I knew you were waste of time, but damn. I guess that’s it for “I don’t care about this discussion and I’m back to my great amazing life”, huh?

tbh I hadn’t planned to respond in the beginning, because of this post:

(that you btw deleted after few minutes and didn’t even mention me like an unbothered warrior princess you are) if there were fucking diplomas in pseudosciense yours should had been taken away after saying that “ENFJ 6 so/sx is the type that’s more able to survive/navigate in the real world”. girl, have you seen sp blind 6? they’re rare, but they’re exist. and you’re one of them.

>I’m replying to you idiots @hitsujinko @proverbsofpestilence on a different post because that’s what you two should have done in the beginning

oh you mean, we should reply to you in different post without even mentioning you and then delete it right away? like you did? wow great, thanks for your tip.

>Hmm no, @syntheticalcomposure didn’t have to be “sceptic” of my post because it said nothing controversial, she just doesn’t fucking know how to read

no, girl. she just noticed that you’re post is kinda. basic. and then commented to straight things out. and you got all defensive and acted like she was attacking you while she was actually agreeing with you. you’re disintegrating and trying to act like you’re better than smarter than all the other people to cover up your mistake. been there, done that.

>And bitch i’m sorry but i’m not attacked at all because you don’t have any power over me, i’m literally chilling on my bed drinking a smoothie and you’re the only one who cares so much about my type but okay

oh I care! because I hoped you would actually type yourself correctly after this whole time. you know, I mentioned I followed you. it was a long time ago, but guess what! I actually liked you. past tense. don’t judge book by its cover, right?

now it’s just entertaining to make fun of you.

>And again, I have no inch of enneagram 6 on my body. Their outlook in life sickens me and it’s completely different to how I survive, if i was a 6 I wouldn’t even be alive lmao. You have absolutely no basis to type me as a 6 other than what you’re projecting into me

you have no inch of 6 in your body and yet u were mistyped as one? :0000 just like u have no inch of 9 in your body and you’re mistyped as one? gotcha.

and you keep. accusing others of projecting. like you’re doing it yourself.

“ew dont call me sweetie, we’re not there yet” okay. bitch. are we there yet? :))

>Also what community??? What the fuck is a community and especially online??? Shut up your soc”

do you think soc blinds are dumb? no, seriously. another prove you don’t understand theory at all. soc blind have poor understanding of social bonds and constructs or just simply don’t even acknowlegde them in the first place. they know what fucking community is. you know. the way a lot of soc blind people use to describe “””typology fandom”””.

also wow! I’m soc. yeah I have fucking soc in my stacking u fucking moron. what are u even trying to prove.

> Which by the way was: you can’t type someone’s enneagram based on outwardly behaviors alone but instead you have to think of the reasons why they do them

don’t worry, you’re not a special snowflake. if INFP 4 so/sp can be typed by one single post alone, you can be too.

>Also what community??? Again with your SOC bullshit???? Who is defending me??? Of what????? The way you all think is so freaking weird

are you serious. like. I know you think I’m dumb. but have some fucking respect for soc blinds. they’re not that fucking stupid as you try to portray them.

>Just because I don’t sound like those stupid infjs here using difficult words and concepts because they’re so smart uwu , doesn’t mean I’m not one

what. who said that. who fucking said that.

>Check how @mowoths expresses her thoughts vs the way I express mine. She’s an enfj, i’m not and you can clearly see how different we both are

she’s not 6. also she’s not dumb. important factor, ya know.

>You: valentina is a fe-dom Also you: valentina is not capable of having the most basic skills of a real fe-dom

yay! and I actually believed you know your shit since you were into it for so long.

>Like… Make a decision????

like u did with your typing that u kept constantly changing back?

>What???? The reason behind this is not inferior Ti. It’s simply because English is not my first language and I don’t know how to express myself correctly in a way that makes sense, especially not to natives or more advanced speakers. If all of you spoke Spanish, i promise I wouldn’t sound “disconnected from everything”. So stop being a bitch just because you understand this language better than I do

babie. sweetie. honey. bitch.

1) I’m not native English speaker neither,

2) you speak English just fine,

3) that’s not a fucking excuse because your English. is just fucking fine. probably better than mine.

>But have you seen my actual aes instead of the shit I reblog? Let’s be realistic: They suck. If you compare them to the aes of the actual high se users

>there are actual parameters that show wether someone’s a high se user or not and i don’t have any of those, not even one

umm what. I said your aes is tert Se. not high Se good.

wait, who was accused who of not being capable of reading again?

>I do have the presence of a gut core but you can’t fucking know that because you have never seen me in real life. And yes, i know people can see through you online but NOT in the way you’re doing it. This is not it. I do have everything a 9 core has but that could only be seen if you actually knew me

oh you have such poor self awareness but you know what type of presence you give off? also. it’s. a fucking. vibe. I don’t need to see you to feel your presence. every single gut core has it. every single one of them. I can fucking talk to person online and still figure out that they have gut core energy. sad you apparently can’t.

>And so-dom??? What the actual fuck???? I am EVERYTHING except that. I have never exhibited any behavior of that ???? I’m a so-blind, the end.

yeah sure. I totally believe you. soc blinds don’t know what community is. don’t realize when someone’s defending them even when they mention them in their own post to support their stand. that’s not like you also automatically assumed I’m friends with synthie just because I agree with her on this topic. like you know. soc would do.

>Okay, okay… I would maybe believe you if you told me I’m a SX/SO because that would make some sense and i typed as that before. Except that i don’t have ANY trait of a sp-blind. Then nope, i’m still a so-blind

okay, so sx/so would make sense because you typed as one before? then why the fuck ENFJ and 6 are completely out of options? you were mistyped as them too. also I love that you keep saying you cannot be this type because either just no or other factors. but don’t worry. most people are able to type people by, you know, observing their behaviour and talking to them. which I just did.

>Also, i’m the most SX-dom to ever exist???? If we could have only one IV, i would simply be SX

nah, you’re not. you have sx, it’s true, but it’s not dom.

>What a stupid argument adjfkrk. I haven’t ended this conversation because a) I’m right and b) who gives a single fuck about an internet discussion????? Do you know all of this literally doesn’t matter in real life????? Do you know i’ll just post this and go back to my amazing life as if it didn’t happen????

wow, so because it doesn’t matter you keep responding? addition: that’s why you blocked as all? also “amazing life”??? can you turn off your fucking 3 fix soc for one goddamn second.

no one taught you that the harder you try to appear as something you’re not, the worse it gets?

>In real life, i’m conflict avoidant and i don’t have to prove that to you

THIS IS REAL LIFE. YOU’RE TALKING TO A REAL PERSON. I’M TALKING TO YOU. A REAL PERSON. YOU FUCKING TYPED THIS ON YOUR KEYBOARD OR ON YOUR PHONE. WHATEVER. YOU SPEND YOUR APPARENTLY SUPER AMAZING IRL TIME TO INTERACT WITH ME IN THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD INTERACT WITH ACTUAL PEOPLE. seeing you in real life would change NOTHING, except I’d be able to see your body language. which honestly doesn’t matter when you’re so obvious to type.

9 would end this conversation a long time ago. An actual INFJ 9 told you that.

>finally the fact that I don’t understand english well enough (again, stop being so fucking condescending about this)

??????SDFfkhkfhjjkKDFKFGFJjkg?YUHRTO7O78??????????????????SDFKDFKDH??? WHERE BITCH. WHERE. you’re projecting. I didn’t say anything about your english skills in my post. nothing. but you’re insecure about it and you’re projecting your fear onto me, thinking I was mocking you for it. why can’t you see the shit you accuse others of doing?

>Also I love that you genuily think I’m an ENFJ 639 SO/SX… As if that wouldn’t be the type most known for their amazing social skills

once again. you don’t know theory. you don’t know what soc blidness actually looks like. you don’t know what Fe is like. you don’t know what any enneagram type is like.

also, sp-blind 6s are rare, but they exists. mostly nothing but a giant mess.

>Literally no one could ever get close to my level of optimism and hope in other people, the universe and life in general

>For 6s, when something goes wrong they literally think their whole life is over. While instead i ignore whatever is going wrong and get back up without thinking

psst. have u ever heard of 6w7? because I just found out your wing!

>I also trust people a lot. Of course I’m not a naive bitch who lets everyone in because I have SP. But what I mean is i don’t distrust everyone and think that they’re all against me and are going to betray me, as 6s usually do. I don’t test people to prove if i should trust them or not. All 6s do that and I think it’s pathetic

you don’t understand what 6s are.

also. everyone thinks 6s are pathethic. including 6s themselves.

>Finally, If I don’t trust myself it’s because of my mental illnesses and countless childhood trauma. Literally every type can distrust themselves. But fuck you for making me bring that up

no one fucking made you bring it up. fucking. no one. stop being so goddamn defensive. stop acting like a victim. stop projecting. stop trying so hard to act like someone you’re not. you could, you know, FUCKING YEET OUT OF THIS DISCUSSION LIKE A PROPER 9 WOULD DO

>If i ever use projection as a defense mechanism, it’s only due to my mental illnesses and what i have always been taught. This was literally the point of my post, every single type can be an emotional mess: as proven by me and my family

“ever”. ha. funny joke.

you realize just because your behaviour can be justified by external something, it doesn’t mean you can’t be a 6? like. for example, you can be a shut in because of your social phobia AND be a 5. one doesn’t exclude each other.

or like fucking me, be a 6 and have clinical anxiety that is actually not fucking related to your type.

>And i’m not acting defensive and attacked??? I’m literally chilling here… and unlike you, studying for my future and doing something productive with my life :)

wow I’m so unbothered wow :) and chill :) like a conflict avoidant type I am :) like the person that keeps projecting shit :) that doesn’t know when to give up :) that keeps accusing people of attacking her :) that calls people bitches and then delete post because they’re a coward :) that blocks people because she can’t handle admitting she was wrong :) that feels a need to consantly repeat how unbothered she is because god she’s so unbothered :)

>No shit sherlock, there you go again schooling me about something I already know

wow you know this? weird. because u keep proving you don’t know basic stuff.

oh and louder for people in the back.

STOP BEING SO GODDAMN DEFENSIVE. STOP ACTING LIKE A VICTIM. STOP PROJECTING. STOP TRYING SO HARD TO ACT LIKE SOMEONE YOU’RE NOT. AND FOR SAKE OF THIS FUCKING WORLD TURN OFF YOUR 3 FIX SOC BECAUSE YOU’RE LITERALLY UNBEARABLE TO LISTEN TO.

#bye

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scarletrebel · 6 years

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Puppet Week, March 8th

Day 6: Your favorite hc/ theory- whether it be your own or canon.

i still feel like anti is going after all the other egos.

this is something i brought up a while ago, when jack started ramping us up for overnight watch. i assumed that jackieboyman was going to meet a similar fate to schneeplestein given the fact that he’d appeared again for the south park lets play. it followed the same pattern, small references to anti getting our guard up and then a character we havent seen in a while makes a return. one thing i didnt anticipate though was the fact that anti doesnt do the same thing twice. and neither does jack.

so overnight watch came and went, jackieboyman remained unharmed for now and jack let us know that he was going to be taking a break from anti. whilst, in the same breath, teasing us with all the plans he has for the egos and positively thriving and bursting with excitement every time we asked him about his big plans for the year.

so whilst i dont think there’s anything ramping up presently (dr septiceye is most likely jack fanning the flames cause he enjoys watching us go crazy, and i dont blame him aha) i feel like if anti were to have an ‘end goal’ it would be to get rid of all the other egos.

i use the term ‘end goal’ loosely, because jack has said himself that anti just ‘wants to watch the world burn’ -- but, he also has a fascination with making us suffer, and i mean that literally, because:

‘i wonder what will happen to your favorite b̷҉͟͠ǫ͘y̨͘͡ next time.’

ever since he’s said that, we’ve practically been on high alert. we’re worried for chase, for jackieboyman, for marvin, two of which we haven’t even seen since their first appearances. he wants us to watch them die without being able to do anything about it. and if he cant do that, he’ll figure out a way to make us suffer anyway, just because he can.

even though it was in the run up to overnight watch, you’ve got parallels that jack has made in regards to undertale and the genocide run to support this theory too. this ask he answered is quite ambiguous. you dont necessarily need to apply that to overnight watch, and seeing as it mentions eating souls a parallel to the genocide run can very easily be made. he even hinted to it with a thumbnail.

the thing about jack is that he’s really, really good at throwing us off. he did it with schneep, that was the whole inspiration around the fic i wrote earlier in the week, a meager fan trying to let the good doctor know that the only reason we thought he was working with anti was because thats what we were lead to believe. we’re so busy scrambling and wondering what anti is gonna do and what’s going to come next that it’s so difficult to actually figure out what’s going to happen.

but lately jack has really buckled down with taunting us that we don’t know where schneep is, and its not just the good doctor he’s been teasing us with: he’s also been reblogging photos and art not just of chase is distress, but things that can easily be linked to anti’s involvement as well. before killjacksepticeye, (i think) he reblogged this post and liked some other things that alluded to chase brody being evil somehow, whether that was with anti’s influence or not, im not sure.

(also, one of the main reasons everyone thinks that chase is the ‘favourite boy’ anti is referring too (if not jack himself, which is equally as likely) is because there was a bit of a surge in the amount of chase brody art and headcanons and stuff right before the summer antipocalypse. now i dont know where this came from but all of a sudden it seemed like he was our favourite boy. i remember very clearly everyone fearing for chase’s safety first and foremost before any of the other egos.)

and finally, we know that at least some of the egos talk to/know each other. schneep saved jack the first time anti killed him. he ‘helped’ chase, who then went back to his family. (and you know what jack?? an explanation of that little tidbit would be absolutely marvelous. did chase die?? did he kill himself?? what does schneep mean by ‘help’???) so you have there two/three egos that know each other. do the rest? i like to think they do, and maybe jack liked the idea too given the things he’s reblogged, whether he decides to implement that further is ultimately up to him though.

it’s all of these things that make this my favourite theory. it works so well with what we know about anti as a character. he’s desperate for attention and eager to kill. those are canon facts, so it’d make a scary amount of sense that anti just wants anything that’d get in the way of everyone adoring him gone. and if he hurts us in the process? thats just a bonus for him, i think.

and i used to believe that it would happen in the pattern i mentioned at the beginning, but jack has explicitly said that he wants to start doing bigger and better things with anti. so if jack is still aiming to have anti hurt and/or manipulate each of the egos, its probably going to be worse than we can imagine.

#jsepuppetweek #puppetweek

#jsepuppetweek #puppetweek #antisepticeye #jacksepticeye

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kingjaffejoffer · 7 years

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Sometimes its your turn to lose

I would prefer that nobody reblog this.

But this is the internet and I can’t stop yall from doing anything. So whatever.

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Something I’ve said on this blog a dozen times is the fact that I don’t believe in karma. To me, its something silly that people say to make themselves feel better when they take an L. If someone keys your car or busts out your windows and you don’t catch them... you mention karma because it gives you a little bit of power in hopes that the universe is gonna make the culprit pay.

I don’t believe in karma because niggas like George Zimmerman and Darren Wilson are still walking down the street enjoying their lives, free as a bird even though they murdered Black people in cold blood. I don’t believe in karma because America has been committing atrocities all over the globe for 200 years and nothing has happened in retaliation, 9/11 aside (which is a small price to pay in the grand scheme of things).

I don’t believe in karma because billions of people on earth can’t read and don’t have access to clean water and shelter. Where’s the justice for them?

That was a longwinded intro to the fact that I just took a massive L. Most people would say karma.... but I think it was just my turn to get got.

I’ve a terrible boyfriend to most of the women in my life.

I’m very sweet, charming, attentive, affectionate, and caring. I’ve done all the things women loved.

Except for the fact that I always cheated.

We can get into the reasons I cheated another time. That’s a whole 3 chapter post within itself.

The point is. I cheated a lot, with impunity. I eventually reached the point where I didn’t want to live like that anymore. I matured to a place where I didn’t want to be a liar. I didn’t want to cause anyone any pain. I didn’t want to live a double life anymore. I didn’t want to hurt anyone anymore.

So I decided that I was going to be single for the rest of my life. And last year, I finally got my wish. I was SINGLE and unapologetically a massive whore.

It was fucking fantastic. I was single, and every woman I met, I’d let them know that I was fucking with other women and I had no intentions of ever getting into a relationship with them. I let women know from jump street what the deal was and things worked out great. You’d be surprised at what women are down with if you’re just honest and upfront from the start.

I had a clean std test and was juggling a handful of women at a time, living the good life.

And then....... I met her.

She slid in my DMs on Tumblr. She wasn’t thirsty. She didn’t come into my messages with overtly sexual comments and pictures. She just introduced herself, “Hey, how are you doing?”

The conversation between us was effortless. The chemistry was flawless. We went from talking in the Tumblr messages every day. To texting. To snapchatting.

We’d have conversations that lasted all day. and they were dope and wide ranging.

If God came down from the heavens above and told me to design the perfect woman I wanted. The final result wouldn’t have been too different from this girl who just dropped in my lap out of nowhere on Tumblr. We have EVERYTHING in common.

California native

Her character and values as a woman were beyond what I could ask for.

She’s extremely well versed in sports. She can hold substantive and meaningful conversations about the specific NBA players.

We watched MMA and boxing together every Saturday

We both love California gangbang rap. We’d be in the car together listening to YG both lip synching the words.

She’s well read, knocking out a book every week.

She’s woke as FUCK. Unapologetically black.

Dark skin, natural hair.

Our views on religion were the same.

She’s college educated.

She’s fucking beautiful. Thick in all the right places.

She’s generous. Considerate. health conscious.

She’s just as freaky as i am. One minute her and I are talking about environmental health and child rearing..... and 3 minutes later she’s on Snapchat taking a long piss for me so I can watch. Telling me she can’t wait until Friday so we can hang out and make love like we did every weekend.

She came from a really good family. A two parent household.

It didn’t take long before I was in love with her.

I spent years wanting to be single. Wanting to be an unapologetic whore. Wanting to have a harem of women that I could call any time to do whatever I wanted.

I had all of that. And I fucking fell in love with this girl.

And I threw it all away...... one by one. I went to my harem of women, breaking the bad news to them. Telling them that I had a girlfriend and we couldn’t have sex anymore.

They didn’t react well. The drama that I had to endure just to get rid of all these women is enough to write a 5 chapter post on. That’s another story for another day. The point is..... I went through great lengths to make sure that I didn’t cheat this time.

I stopped having sex with every woman on the side. I was 100% committed to this new perfect amazing woman that dropped out of the sky and into my life.

The first time we had sex was explosive. I’ll never forget it.

We’d have long conversations about monogamy and our views on marriage, which were perfectly in sync. Neither one of us believed in marriage. We were receptive to the concept of open relationships, as long as the proper communication and guidelines were put in place beforehand.

We’d talk about moving in together and having kids one day. I’d ask her all the questions that I felt were important. Did she believe in vaccinating kids? What kind of names did she consider? Did she plan to breast feed? What kind of schools did she like? What would we teach our kid at home?

We talked about all that shit.

One day, a huge dent was put in the perfect fairytale relationship I had with this woman.

I found out she was an alcoholic. I found out some other stuff too. She had been hiding it from me since the day she met me. She didn’t want me to judge her.

I was initially bummed out. But I was so deeply and madly in love with this woman that I was like..... fuck it... no sweat. I’m going to get through this with her.

We eventually got her enrolled in therapy sessions. As long as she was making progress toward getting better thats all I could ask for. She promised to keep her drinking under control from that day forward. That’s all I needed.

I felt uncomfortable every time she had a glass of wine, but Rome wasn’t built in a day. Eventually we’d wean her off alcohol completely. I’ve never been in a relationship with a substance abuser/addict before, so excuse my naivite and ignorance.

She was absolutely worth the extra work. I’ve never in my life met a woman as amazing as she is.

By the way I’ve set this story up. It’s completely obvious the way its going to end right?

Yep.

She got me.

She played me.

All these years of me being in control. All these years of me being the liar and the cheater and the one with 85958 women on the side. All these years of me being the one who broke hearts.

It was my turn. She played the shit out of me.

One night she got black out drunk and I found out all kinds of stuff. I saw all the conversations of her talking to random niggas from the internet. I saw the evidence of her bussing her pussy open for niggas on snapchat. I saw the text messages of her telling niggas that she wants him and another man to both run a train on her at the same time.

That part didn’t hurt me. I’m not a jealous dude. I know that my girlfriend will find other men attractive. I know that my girlfriend will find other men sexually desirable. I know that she’s not going to go the rest of her life without wanting to fuck another man.

To keep it a buck fitty, if she would have just let me know about that from the start it wouldn’t have been a thing.

So that part didn’t really hurt me.

The text messages that she sent her female friends are the ones that hurt me.

I read texts where she was telling her girlfriends that “he’s leaving tomorrow but I wish he would just leave right now”.

I saw the texts where she told her girlfriends she could never live in a house with me because she wanted her freedom.

I saw all these text messages where the things that were a complete 180 opposite of what she would tell me.

That really hurt me.

I have no idea why she would just lie like that for no reason. But I’m sure all of the women I’ve lied to in the past couldnt figure out why I lied to them either.

Some people would call this karma.

But I think sometimes its just your turn to lose. Sometimes its your turn to get got. its the law of averages. The more times you roll the dice the greater chances of you getting snake eyes.

Sometimes its your turn to take that L.

It’s my turn right now.

Ya boy is SICK right now. My stomach is in knots. When I swallow it feels like a lump is in my throat. My appetite is gone. I called my boss and told him I wouldn’t be at work tomorrow. I’m just going to lay int the dark and hurt.

She got me man.

I feel zero embarrassment publishing this on the internet, where it will surely be met with laughing emojis and all that other shit.

None of what anyone can say will feel worse than what I’m already feeling right now.

She got me.... I had it coming. I deserve it.

Remember at the end of Menace II Society when Caine was like “I knew it would happen but i didnt think it would happen like this”

I didn’t publish this because i’m looking for sympathy. I dont want anyone’s pity. I really don’t care to hear anyone’s opinion at all. Don’t feel the need to send me any words of encouragement.

Writing makes me feel better.

it is what it is.

I’ll be ok.

I don’t hate her... I’m not even mad at her. Not one bit. I’ll always love her. She’s not a bad person. She’s just incapable of having a relationship right now. I know exactly what she’s going through because I used to be her.

I gotta charge this one to the game.

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on the topic of Lance Mcclain

it’s lance’s birthday so why the fuck not, i’ve done big long posts about keith and allura, i might as well make one for just lance instead of making his only sheldon analysis post one he shared with hunk about all the people hating on s2. (actually i think i talked about him a bit in the keith post too. whatever)

i guess i should begin who lance is at his core, voltron or no voltron. not just about situational traits.

lance is a rare type. he’s what me and my friends call the “Golden-Hearted Fuckboy”. to elaborate, it means he’s a horny teenager who is desperate to find someone dtf, but also actually cares about everyone he befriends. he came for the frick-frack and stayed for the friendship. he may be lewd and a tryhard, but genuinely respects the women he hits on. it’s really endearing, and honestly reminds me a lot of myself back in my freshman year of high school. “let’s make out” was basically a catchphrase for me.

to go along with that, lance isn’t just a flirt. he’s a schmoozer. the boy knows how to talk-the-talk. the only times i can think of him getting caught up and confused is when he’s frustrated or feeling attacked. (aka pretty much every interaction with keith, but i’ll get into that later.)

like, literally the first time we see him he’s talking to his simulator crew, calm as can be, occasionally throwing a quirky one-liner in. “relax hunk, i’m just gettin’ a feel for the stick.” despite what iverson said about them arguing the whole jump, lance was really just doing his job. telling pidge to put their seatbelt on, telling hunk what he needed fixed to keep flying properly, it’s not like he was shitting on them, he was just doing stuff he needs to as the pilot. while iverson managed to get a rise out of pidge by bringing up the kerberos mission, lance jumped right in to keep his teammate from stirring up anymore trouble. he knows when to hold ‘em and fold ‘em.

next instance of lance’s smooth operating is meeting allura. like, really dude? when someone wakes up from what can be assumed is basically a medically induced coma asking where they are, you decide to answer like a fucking love interest in a bad soap opera. “i’m lance, and you’re right here in my arms” boi if you dont-

onto the next topic, cause you probably know the rest of lance’s smoothest moments. now i wanna talk about his not-so-smooth lines. lance most of the time comes off as cocky and confident, and honestly, i think really is, to an extent. he stays level-headed in a lot of situations. but there’s one person whose mere existence never fails to make lance’s blood boil. keith. why is this? keith barely knows lance, they haven’t interacted much before rescuing shiro, clearly. and keith never really goes out of his way to antagonize lance. so why does lance feel so threatened?

iverson. iverson is why. and maybe even the other garrison instructors, i don’t know. but we have seen that iverson brings up keith without even having to mention his name when he’s belittling lance. it’s pretty clearly implied that he has a history of doing this, leading to lance having basically a shadow of keith over him at all times. always being reminded that no matter how hard he’s worked, he’ll never be the the one others look up to. he’ll never come close to the legacy keith left behind. it makes him feel inferior. it’s the one person he’s been told time and time again that will always be better than him.

wouldn’t you assume someone who is allegedly better than you in every way would be some snobby asshole that wants to see you fail? even subconsiously? probably. that’s why, despite not having many memorable interactions with keith, he still believes he has to be on the offensive whenever they come across each other. and that leads to keith retaliating. that leads to keith going from having no real opinion of lance to being wary of him and taking opportunities to take him down a peg. that’s not keith being a natural asshole, that’s him reacting accordingly to how lance has treated him. lance doesn’t know that keith is normally just a pretty neutral/good guy because he never gave him the chance to be one.

keith is a huge figure in his life, as well as a huge stumbling block. keith is his biggest obstacle, his teammate, and part of what i believe is gonna set-off his personal growth. i’m excited to see where that relationship takes him.

if we’re gonna talk about his relationship with keith, i think i gotta cover what we see between him and shiro too. “that guy’s my hero!” shiro was lance’s idol. he’s the one who inspires lance, he’s something lance wants to be someday. he’s like a perfect foil for keith, when we’re looking through lance’s eyes. he’s the positive side of lance’s goals. whereas the idea of keith was used to insult lance’s potential, the idea of shiro is what lance wants his potential to lead up to.

after working closely with shiro on team voltron, lance’s feelings towards shiro slightly shift. most things about shiro stay the same, but we see in season two surrounding the galra-keith arc, lance starts to suspect shiro is someone who, instead of being a positive force, turns out to be another person who believes lance will never be as good as keith. (though i extremely doubt shiro actually feels that way. he doesn’t really compare people, he seems to be the type who sees everyone’s strengths and weaknesses individually, believing everyone has the potential to be someone great.) from lance’s point of view, that’s a pretty earth-shattering realization. it’s a game-changer that basically ripped-apart the self-worth he had found as a paladin of voltron, and strained what little he had of a comradery with keith once again.

so yeah, i think, at his core, lance was never insecure, and truly believed in himself no matter how many times he might’ve failed, up until joining the garrison yanked that proverbial rug out from under him. maybe some similar feelings were a part of his life earlier on from being the youngest sibling in his family, but that’s just speculation at this point.

as much as i would like to get into lance’s relationship with his family, all we really know is that he loves his mom and is a good uncle.

oh wow this is already really long and i haven’t even talked at length about one of lance’s best qualities. quick thinking.

lance is really smart!!!!! he may not be at the same level of technical knowledge as his teammates, and he may have to work a lot harder at it, but he’s not stupid!!!!! maybe he’s not good at math, but that’s ok!!! i’m not either and i’mone of the smartest people i know!!!! (that sounds like bragging, and maybe it is but whatever lol) we’ve seen lance come up with a strategy on a dime multiple times!! [insert lances funky hand signals trying to get keith in on his plan back during the fight on the balmera] that was smooth thinking!! it could have been worse for the balmera if he had let keith brute-force his way through those sentries, which would have made escaping and freeing the balmerans even more difficult. lance foresaw that immediately, while keith is the type to need a lot of time to think to come up with strategy, and when faced with a time-sensitive task, won’t hesitate to take the path of most resistance.

those skills came back again when he and hunk were stranded after the corrupted wormhole jump. he was thrown into a situation with little-to-no context, and managed to figure out on-the-fly how to save the mer-people from the brainwashing baku. lance barely questioned being thrust into the role of these people’s savior, and got to work asap. and when new information arose and the enemy changed, he took it in stride and adjusted his plan to go along with it. saving the day, and getting a kiss from a cute and badass mermaid, too. clever boy.

and while i’m sure the whole team contributed at the strategy meeting to discuss how to defeat zarkon, it seems pretty clear that lance was overjoyed to be a part of strategizing, even getting to be the one to recap before beginning the mission. i hope and believe we’ll get to see more of our precious Tactical Fuckboy’s skills next season.

I’ve been typing this for about an hour now, so I’m gonna assume I got to most major things about him here, but feel free to reblog with opinions, additions and suggestions for other topics for me to go over. Happy Birthday, Lance! and here’s to season 3 being as fantastic as the first two!!

#sheldon watches voltron #lance mcclain #voltron #vld #lets talk lance

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