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tev-the-random · 1 year

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So I may have come up with a whole Villain Jimmy AU...

Listen. I have way too many feelings about the events of Jimmy's Empires S2 Episode 31 and the immediate following stream. I also have way, way too many feelings about whatever the hell is happening in Sausage's and Shubble's lore and whatever is to come in Lizzie's, so I decided to only indulge one brainrot at a time and came up with... an interesting concept? I dunno, I'm easily entertained—

(There's a TLDR at the end if you don't want to read my insane and incessant ramblings o3o)

Ok so, after Walmart WRA kills Jimmy on the bridge for the kicks and giggles, Jimmy really starts questioning just what respect is and who his friends actually are. The conclusion? Dude has absolutely zero friends. Sure, he has this truce going on with Joel, and Katherine has been somewhat trustworthy so far. But actual friends? Nada. Closest thing he had were Scar and Tango, but they're gone now and he didn't even get a proper goodbye. His town is empty. He's alone.

Jimmy may be quick to anger, but this might be the first time he actually allows himself to be sad about it. There's something much more painful than rage crawling inside of him; be it guilt, self-hatred, loneliness, betrayal, there's just so much he's been burying under all the fighting that he can barely breathe through it all now. But once it's over, Jimmy's left with a strange feeling of clarity. This cold bitterness and complicated self-awareness that would turn into something far more sinister in the future.

The next day is really what decides his next course of action, though. He's touring the Old Sheriff around the server, kind of holding onto the last hope that someone might want him to stay after all. But then Fwhip comes along and decides that no, he doesn't get to have this, so they start bickering like the old divorced couple they are, like nothing's changed. Somehow, Fwhip manages to charm his way into the Old Sheriff's good books despite everything that Jimmy has said about his ex-deputy.

Martyn (that's what I'm calling him, he doesn't get his own name now) laughs at his jokes, makes little comments that... sound so familiar to Jimmy. This is how it all started: little comments — and this is how it's going to end. Maybe the Old Sheriff has good intentions. Maybe he does have the intention to stick with Jimmy and be a friend/mentor to him. But Jimmy, still raw from his most recent disillusionment, can't bear the thought of befriending someone only to have the rug pulled from under him again.

So Jimmy leaves Tumble Town in the dead of night.

Now, his first objective is to bring himself back to normal. He had to admit, no matter how hard he tried, it was hard to gather any respect from others when he was trapped in the body of a literal toy. He had already asked Joel to reverse this nonsense, but the god only offhandedly mentioned that this was Jimmy's true form and that it was how he was meant to look — which Jimmy took as "I have no idea how to, my name is Joel and I'm irresponsible with my powers and incompetent and also really short". So his next destination is the Witch Academy.

He had heard about the them from Shelby. She was a nice witch — or, well, nice enough. She was clearly going through some stuff at the moment, which is why he thought it would be better not to ask her for help to begin with — and was clearly able to change people's bodies, whether intentionally or not. So surely the people who taught her magic would be able to help him, right?

Little did Jimmy know that most witches do not, in fact, give a damn about helping other people. After travelling far and wide, he explained his curse to them, and all they did was close the door on his face.

Well, he's not having it! If the witches won't help him, he'll find someone else who will! This is when Jimmy starts travelling around in search of someone, anyone who could undo his curse so he may start his life anew. Through all the ensuing shenanigans, he gathers some... interesting allies.

It's not that he wants to ally himself with undead pirates; he may not be a sheriff anymore, but that doesn't mean he's about to become a criminal! But alas, when the boat he's travelling with is captured, it's not like he can do much else.

Jimmy is spared due to his... interesting predicament. Well, surely this tiny tiny man could be useful! Besides, didn't he use to live close to Pirate Joe? So in exchange for some information on Skeletron's rival and helping them get some treasure for a little while, Jimmy is dropped off at the next port with directions to a shady wizard who might be able to solve his problem.

When he gets to said wizard, they are already expecting him. You see, this is the same wizard who gave Scott his magic eye, and although I'm sure we'll get some actual canon explanation to it eventually, this is an AU in which the wizard may have some... ulterior motives. And they may or may not have been spying on a certain god who lives very close to Chromia. But that's a story for another time!

Jimmy wakes up the next day his normal-sized, human self again! It's almost overwhelming, how much he loves his own body right now. His chest quite literally aches... and that's when he notices a heart-shaped scar on it.

The wizard is still around. They explain to him that, to deal with the curse, they had to remove his heart. Literally. They stored it in this lamp, which emits a blinding red glow — an indicative of how strong it is, how much it feels. The farther away he is from it, the more detached he will be from his feelings. Although that would mean he should probably carry it close at all times, he should not forget that it is still his actual heart; you better keep it safe, kid.

Now that the deed is done, the only thing that the wizard asks for is a front row view when Stratos falls. Jimmy carries a lot of grief, clearly, and if they know anything about him — which they shouldn't, but they strangely do, — he is going to get back at the people who made him miserable for so long. It just so happens that the wizard also has a beef with Joel, so really, they both win in the end!

After some not-so-subtle persuasion and reminders of all the horrible things Jimmy had to endure in the past, the wizard manages to convince our ex-sheriff into going back to the empires to truly bring an end to this story of pain. He's never going to be able to start anew unless he gets rid of all traces of his weak past self, right? His enemies deserve to reap the hate they've sown fashioned in cold blood, right?

And so Jimmy concocts a plan, gathers resources and new (purely professional and with no emotional attachment, never again) allies, and returns to Tumble Town a new man with a new name. In the day, he's a charming and friendly traveller sneaking his way into the emperors' hearts. At night, he's a dangerous bandit carrying a lamp of dwindling red light, playing a game of metaphorical chess with the authorities to bring the pieces of his plan closer together.

TL;DR Jimmy leaves the empires bitter with his friends, searches for a way to turn back into a regular human and finds a wizard who does so in exchange for being able to watch the world burn. To reverse the curse, he had to lose his heart, which he now carries in a red lantern closely tied to his feelings. He goes back home for revenge.

Calling this one the Red Light Bandit AU òwó

#Red Light Bandit AU #please ask me more about it I'm reeling-#Empires SMP #Empires season 2 #Solidarity Gaming #Listen I know that the actual heart has nothing to do with our feelings #Magic works in strange and macabre ways don't worry about it #This goes with the Count of Monte Cristo idea I had the other day #I need a villain Jimmy who is Bitter and Resentful and Cursed in more ways than one #(Tried to highlight the first letter of each paragraph to potentially help with reading the these long blocks of text;)#(I have no idea if it actually helps please tell me if there's any better method I can use!)#TEV Talk #Don't Mind Me I'm Writing My Blorbos #RLBAU

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chat-miaou · 7 years

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Tagged by @letgoofmygreggo :0 :0 :0 Rules: Answer all the questions, then add one of your own, and tag as many people as there are questions 1) Coke or Pepsi? I mean neither, but if I had to pick, coke. 2) Disney or Dreamworks? Dreamworks :) 3) Coffee or Tea? Tea 4) Books or movies? It really depends on my mood. But books generally, yeah 5) Windows or mac? Windows 6) D.C. or Marvel? I don’t know much DC tbh (I’m sorry @ember-prime, i’ve let you down) so Marvel 7) Xbox or PlayStation? Uhh, I don’t have either, but I used to have a PS2 lol so 8) Dragon age or mass effect? Haven’t played the 9) Night owl or early riser? BOTH hahahaha help me 10) Cards or chess? cards 11) Chocolate or vanilla? vanilla 12) Vans or converse? Converse probably but idk 13) Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar? ?? Oh. I googled it and it is Dragon age, and I do not know 14) Fluff or angst? UHHHHHHH the fluff is always a good time but I like to cry sometimes so both 15) Beach or forest? forest 16) Dogs or cats? dogs probably but i love cats a lot too 17) Clear skies or rain? Rain 18) Cooking or eating out? I love cooking a lot 19) Spicy or mild food? I like spicy food 20) Halloween/Samhain or solstice/yule/Christmas? I don’t like either really. Christmas is just a lot of drama, and Halloween is sad now that I don’t do scarecrows anymore :( 21) Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot? Cold probably 22) If you could have a superpower what would it be? UhhhhHHHHhh I dunno!!! Super speed like so I can get everything thing that I want to do 23) Animation or live action? I loooove animation it just YES 24) Paragon or renegade? I don’t know but I like the word renegade 25) Bath or shower? Shower 26) Team Cap or team Ironman? (I LOVE THEM BOTH PLS) but I love the Iron Man movies a lot and Tony Stark is a pretty quality characters soooo 27) Fantasy or sci-fi? Both. Both is good. 28) Do you have 3 or 4 favourite quotes if so what are they? yeeeep

“The first step in writing a good book: giving yourself permission to write a bad book” (this is on my NaNoWriMo poster)

“Keep on keeping on”

“You don’t pick the books you fall in love with anymore than you pick the people you fall in love with. It just happens, and when it happens, you know.” (Which is from Breakfast Served Anytime by Sarah Combs)

29) YouTube or Netflix? YOUTUBE 30) Harry Potter or Percy Jackson? I like both a lot but there’s a soft spot in my heart for HP 31) When do you feel accomplished? When I get things done :) 32) Star Wars or Star Trek? I don’t know a lot of stuff but I’ve seen some star trek sooo 33) Paperback books or hardcover books? I like hardcover but they are so expensivee! :( I get most my books that I buy on kindle 34) Fantastic beasts or Cursed child? Fantastic Beasts OMG OMG I loved this movie so much 36) What is the most important thing in your life? You can’t ask me that. Probably T. 37) Mountains or sea/ocean? Mountains 38) How do you express yourself? Writing really, that’s kind of it 39) What’s the first book/film that really counted to you? Lilo and Stitch probably 40) What’s your element (air, water, etc.)? Earth, I think 41) If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? I really wanted to visit France for a really long time, but I’m looking more into visiting the UK and seeing co-workers and stuff, especially since some of them aren’t coming back this year :( 42) If you had any job in the world, what would it be? Camp counselor. Can I do it forever pleaseee? 43) If you were granted three wishes, what would they be? 1) that my friends would be safe, happy and healthy. 2) that I could live my life without worrying about money. 3) to be able to travel the world with people i care about 44) If you had to eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? uhhhh, potatoes 45) What’s currently the most pressing issue on your mind, and what’s stopping you from fixing it? Trying to figure out if I can come back to uni next year, and really it’s just trying to find the money 46) What is your dream companion animal? uhhh, a dog 47) Raptors or songbirds? songbirds 48) If you could only see the world in different shades of one colour, what colour would it be? knowing a lot about color, I’m going to go with blue because I think i’d get the most out of that 49) What’s your favourite piece of clothing that you own? I have a really rad t-shirt that says Yogscast in rainbow letters which is nice (also PRIDE) and I also have this nice rainbow hoodie thing that I’m sure some people have seen 50) What stereotype of your star sign are you? I guess exploring new ways of thinking and trying new things all the time? 51) Favourite flower? I really love daffodils, but also rhodies.

anyway, my question iiiis:

52) What is something you are looking forwards to?

and I will actually tag some people I guess, even though I almost never do oops

uh so I tag @lady-in-lace, @ember-prime and uh oh no uh anyone else also because i panicked and forgot things oops

anyway thanks for tagging me!! this was super fun! :D

#ask meme #about me #i really like doing these things they help kill time and are interesting o3o

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obsidianshadow · 5 years

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I have thoughts on my other ocs, but their stories aren’t as developed yet. But I may as well jot down a few ideas. These are very rough drafts @_@

Arabella is my Bosmer oc. She’s in her early 20s and absolutely losing her mind being in retail (well, her aunt and uncle put her in charge of their stand in Solitude). All she wants to do is go on adventures. She’s tiny, but vicious. Most people underestimate her because she puts on a quiet facade. She can be very mean, too. Arabella will read almost anything, and she picked up a lot of practical skills by reading and testing out things in her spare time. Arabella has an interest in enchanting but it’s hard to get her hands on magical items. She’s bi, and has a huge crush on her best friend, Celeborn.

(Arabella was originally a pet praying mantis I had, so she’s very heavily based on a crazy little bug who tried to eat my thumb once so...she’s kinda wild)

Celeborn is my bi Khajiit gal who prefers he/him pronouns. Most people think he’s a guy, but he’s gender non-conforming so he doesn’t really care. He loves fighting and uses a fighting style very similar to jeet kune do, which involves a lot of kicking. He’s scrappy and will do anything to catch the attention of a pretty girl. He tends to get into trouble because he’s known to be a dumbass, but he’s also very loyal. Celeborn has a crush on Arabella, but he doesn’t do anything about it because he doesn’t want to ruin their friendship/he had a rough relationship in the past.

(Fun fact, he was meant to be the love interest of Kelus in my old story, but this was back when they were both cishet, so a lot’s changed since then. However, in every au/universe that involves these characters, they’re platonic soulmates)

Eithne is Kelus’ adopted Dunmer daughter, and she’s been raised by this group of adventurers (well, after the main quest is over lol). Faendal found her as a baby in an abandoned camp near his usual hunting grounds. Her family was killed by bandits and only she remained alive. Kelus was reluctant to take her in at first because he’s dealing with some issues (uhhh he may have lost an arm to Alduin), but the others agree that it might help to have a distraction. Eithne’s a fussy baby, but she bonds pretty quickly to Kel and they’re inseparable. She wants to be an adventurer like Kelus when she’s older, but Faendal is not having it. Pretty ironic considering Faendal wanted to be an adventurer, NOT Kelus. Growing up around Arabella and Celeborn, she’s bound to be a little feral and hot tempered. She might have a brother later, idk haven’t decided yet. She was named after one of Kelus’ ancestors, the Vestige.

Kasma is my Argonian oc. She’s fond of nature and wishes to learn everything about it because Science(tm). Since she can breathe underwater, all of the little fishies in the ponds of Skyrim can’t escape her. She’s very impulsive and every follower she’s ever had can attest to that. There’s been many times where she’ll parkour down a cliff to grab a nirnroot or other shiny thing that catches the eye.

Ciilwen is my Bosmer oc in Morrowind, but since I haven’t finished the game, I don’t have much to say about her quite yet. I believe that she’s an ancestor of Arabella’s. She’s very forceful and independent. She dislikes men but will go out of her way to protect other women. She’s elegant and feminine. If she wasn’t pushed into the Nerevarine role, she would have been an actress. This gal is a Drama Queen.

Reev is uh, interesting. He’s a Dunmer in this universe, Kelus’ father, and an inventor, but that’s all I can say without spoilers and backstory for my original story o3o;

#there's two others that i will add into my original story but i need to figure them out more #i can say with some certainty that their names are Riley and Lawrence #obsi's ocs

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kitsune-ryu-neko · 7 years

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Voltron Season 3 Thoughts

OH BOY I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS SEASON!!!

Alright, time for episode 1. Warning!!! Spoilers

Epsiode 1: Changing of the Guard - Welp. It opens up to Keith desperately looking or trying to find any hope of Shiro still being….around… - Allura is having her own problems… - You know….I forgot about the Blade of Marmora helping them out… - Look at Lance….doing acrobats in a giant mecha cat - And then there is Hunk, thinking outside the box and doing a good job at it. - Ahhh man…..no one trusts the Blade of Marmora….I mean…I understand why they are hesitate or downright refuse….but it still kinda hurts… - Pidge is still looking for Matt, I see…. - OMG I love that outfit, Coran! XD - Shiro was brought up. And Keith isn’t having even the thought that he might not come back. - That was a very long shot of Haggar staring at Zarkon’s crystal healing pod thing. - Oooooohhhhh no one knows Zarkon isn’t up. Maybe he’s dead? Maybe he’s in a coma? Who knows? But Haggar is taking precautions to make sure no one knows…hmmm - So the cute Galra girl that is somehow connected to Lotor I’m sure…..can act like a chameleon? - WOW KEITH WOW. THAT WAS SO STUPID OMFG - Oooooohhh an arena! What fight are we gonna see? - You know…I don’t know whether to be relieved or a bit scared that these Galra are pretty dang smart. ……I actually like that they caught on to Haggar’s game. - WAIT A SECOND. Why is Lotor exiled?!?!? - Half breeds huh…..(Keith bonding moment anyone?) - HOW THE FUCK DID LOTOR HEAR ANY OF THAT?!?! - ohhh his little team must have told him….somehow…….ok who there has telepathic powers? - You KNOW….if he’s a half breed…..and prossibly Galra and Altean….does that mean he has the abilities of BOTH species? - FUCK! Ok I kinda like that he doesn’t kill or enslave all the people he comes across…..Loyalty can get you pretty far compared to fear… - Oh no he is good….Wasted energy in fighting people you have conquered instead of gaining loyalty and multiplying all their armies…….its a good strategy but bad news for the paladins… - Oooohhhh it was all an act. Interesting. I really like that too….also very bad for the paladins though…But so far Lotor is pretty damn interesting. - EVERYONE JUST LOOKS TO LANCE WOW - Episode ends on them going to figure out how to reform Voltron o3o - We all know where this is going…

Episode 2: Red Paladin - This could red to both Keith and Lance… It opens up to the awesome galra ladies. They are good. Nd one can see through the eyes of her cat. Awesome o3o Lotor is so persuasive….he’s really god at this whole manipulating thing. - OMG Pidge and Hunk are finally asking the real questiong XD - oh shit things are going down o-o - Keith I would NEVER trust youy with a secret - Keith….I feel sorry for you…. You’re like the reluctant anime protagonist - aww man poor allura… - OMFG Blue isn’t responding to Lance??? DX - I guess it knows red needs Lance now… - I can’t- I CAN actually believe he is trying pickup line on Blue - Alright !!! Keith pilots Black, Lance pilots Red, and Allura pilots Blue o3o - At least Lotor knows how to get info and he isn’t stupid… - Allura wearing pink to honor fallen warriors ~ - Lance giving her the blue bayard ! - Keith!!!!!!!!!!! DX That wasn’t that great….not only could you have told them about your plan, but you could have stopped to discuss this with everyone, especially since there are THREE of you that aren’t really that great with how to pilot the lions yet.

Epsiode 3: The Hunted - Lotor is gonna go fight them - Yeah Keith…so far….your leadership skills….aren’t showing… - At least you own up to your mistakes keith… - OMFG “What would Lance do?” ?!?!?! ALLURA!!! XD - Allura and Keith and Lance have to all bond with their lions now… - SHIT LOTOR FOUND HER - “HUNK I’M A LEG!!!” XD - Ok Lotor and Keith’s little speech about leadership and fighting later…is too parallel to each other…

Episode 4: Hole in the Sky - Oooohhh Altean distress code….no….any time things like this happen…its usually a trap - ALLURA!!! Now you’re being stupid! I mean I know Altean and all that but come on!!! - You know…this ship…and quintessence….and Pidge’s understand of reality isn’t the same as whatever it is that is surrounding the ship or the source of all that….So….from what I’m getting is that…..Slav was introduced for a reason and if its not anything from this reality then….what about another reality? - Voltron isn’t being affected….and wasn’t Voltron connected to quintessence? I hope this is another reality guys… o-o - Coran thinks they are dead…but they aren’t….HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM - I wonder if there are actually still living Alteans then….just in another reality…. - Alternate reality…where is Slav when you need him? - Also if Shiro isn’t in another reality then idk where the fuck he is.. - Also the inside of this ship reminds me of the “Upside Down” from Stranger things and that’s also….a parallel reality/universe… - HOLY FUCK IS THAT SLAV?!?!?!? O_O - Also….<_< - You know I kinda figure it was Shiro…but im like 99% sure it ISNT Shiro….SO who the fuck are you dopple ganger? <_< I bet you’re an alternate reality shiro… - OH HE’S GOT AN ACCENT SO I GUESS WE ALL KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING - it IS Sven. Well that’s a neat twist. Can’t say I didn’t see it coming… - Ok wait…XD I just think its HILARIOUS that this alternate reality Shiro, Sven, is actually getting along and working with this alternate reality Slav - “Empress” <_< Well something tells me that still got the wrong person…. - I wouldn’t trust these Alteans….if its an alternate reality…then that means that the alteans were the so called “bad guys” right? - You know if at some point down the series….Lotor or whoever doesn’t make another Voltron to fight Voltron….I’m gonna be disappointed they didn’t take that chance. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL REALITIES?!?! JUST STICK TO YOUR REALITY!!!! - OOOOhhhhh Pidge is onto them!!! - Welp….they take away free will…of course… - The GUNS OF GAMARA OMFG XD - OMFG ALLURA QUIT BEING STUPID PLEASE ;-; - AAaannndddd now they are stuck there… QUICK! PIDGE! Get that part of the comet thing you cut off and use it to reality hop! - omfg Slav kills me XD - You know this kinda mirrors Shiro holding Lance back in season 1… - Well FUCK. Now not only can the Galra conquer the universe….but now they can conquer other realities too….great -_- - Pidge I hope you kept that piece….

Episode 5: The journey - ok I see a preview image of shiro o-o - Is this gonna be a flashback to when he was first captured? - ok this is weird…I cant tell if it’s a dream, flashback, or possibly current shiro….maybe all of them together? - Damn Shiro has some long hair…..idk if it suits him or not… - OH BOY…some weird flashback thing…that’s o-o creepy… - ok hold up…if that’s shiro…but that person is also shiro…and if this isn’t a dream….then maybe….because shiro was such a good warrior….that they might have….cloned him? - I mean….long haired shiro even has a scar on his face so it cant be past shiro unless this happened after he got the scar….but …idk…. Hmmm…..i think this is current… - Yeah its gotta be current…he has long hair and when he was found in season 1 his hair was still short…plus he has the white hair as well - but his outfit….HMMMMMMMMM……..i cant figure it out… - Whoops Haggar wants Lotor followed….but Lotor now has the trust of most Galra……I think he’s gonna try and overthrow Haggar and Zarkon now… - Well….what kind of giant fish creatures are on this icy planet? - Did…..did shiro just say he killed it??? When??? - Donttrustthatlake DONTTRUSTTHATLAKE!!! - I TOLD YOU!!! DX - I was thinking “someone please save him” but I didn’t actually think it would happen o-o - Aren’t those the two creatures/aliens from that meeting? - No its not… - oh cool so this IS current - A lot of time must have passed for his hair to grow out that long…. - that outfit shiro wears looks familiar - FUCK ARE YOU TELLING ME SHIRO WAS THERE EVEN BACK THEN?!?!? DX SHIRO!!! - It couldn’t have been that long ago then….Keith was still out looking ……not enough time for shiro’s hair to grow to such length…. - Dude how the ever loving FUCK are you still alive??? 7 days…no food…no water….low on oxygen… - OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The black lion senses shiro o-o - THEY FOUND HIM FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! That was a lot sooner than I expected but FUCK YEAH!!

Epsiode 6: Tailing a Comet - Lance and Allura are awesome!!! - Poor Shiro….I get the feeling he wont be able to trust Black for a while… - Ok he has short hair again. But he look different and I cant quite put my finger on why… - It’s his hair…. - ……………………you know shiro is back but….i wonder if everyone is ready to give up their current positions…..and give shiro back leadership and the black lion… - Lance NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo Don’t give up blue ;-; - Aww man…not only did Lance have to go through this…but now Shiro….FUCK - Aww man….they gave Keith the position of Leader…but take it back as soon as Shiro comes back…..they don’t have much faith in Keith… I mean yeah…..his plan is ehh compared to Shiro’s because if Lotor gets that ship then he can be practically unstoppable…..but I do understand the position that Keith and Shiro are now in… - Ooooooooooohhhh was she that person he helped in the Weblum? - THAT WAS A NIFTY TRICK KEITH!!! XD - These poor guys are just learning about all this stuff … - I get the feeling this chick might change sides….What even are all their names? - Ooohhh Haggar doesn’t know anything about that group that helps Lotor….I did say earlier he was gonna betray them

Episode 7: The legend Begins - THAT TITLE - WHOA What were those flashbacks????? - OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH BACKSTORY~~~~~~~~~~~~ - Its weird seeing everyone not only younger looking….but also nice….im talking about you the most Zarkon <_< - OK OK OK BACK THE FUCK UP - How the hell does he know it can pass alternate realites? -Also…..that chick from the flashback….pretty sure it was Zarkon’s flashback…. - Oh so she isn’t from another reality….but she is altean….. - OK OK OK -OK OK LISTEN HERE SHOW - PPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Im SORRY BUT SHOW WHY?!?!?! It’s HILARIOUS seeing Zarkon so flustered omfg…. - But that right there makes him a bit more relateable damn….. - YOU KNOW!!!!!!!! I thought that was just a younger Allura sitting beside Alfor…but no….it’s her mom….HOLY SHIT THEY LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME XD - Also….Zarkon’s face at baby Allura XD - Ohhhh damn they got married….. - Zarkon and that one chick act a bit strange…..And then there is this creature…. - THAT APPARENTLY TOOK OVER WTF - Alfor’s planned probably doomed them and that’s why Zarkon hates him? - Nevermind the plan was Voltron - So that comet….gave the lions….sentience? - ok that one blue paladin acts EXACTLY like lance - so I guess these paladins aren’t going to expect Voltron….its just gonna happen - also that little thing turned into a big thing someone stop it - THEY ARE SO LIKE….THE EXACT THINGS THE OTHER PALADINS SAID WHEN THEY FIRST FORMED VOLTRON - WOW - yeah it’s the exact things…no wonder the lions chose current team Voltron XD - that’s a bit parallel to what shiro said to keith. “choose your battles” black paladin says to red paladin. “You have to know when its enough” says the red paladin to the black paladin. Hmmmmmmmmm - So that person is Haggar…makes sense….Wish I could have said I saw that one coming but she just looks so…..DIFFERENT from her usual self… -Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so that weird rift is what made Zarkon soo………well….like the way he is now…Interesting… - Shiitttt…. You know Zarkon this is still All Your Fault!!! Because if you had just listened, and we all know you aren’t good at that, then you betray your comrades and friends….and then you act like they are the ones that betrayed you?!?!! <_< -Ok so are you telling me that Haggar or whatever her real name is wasn’t even aware of anything as herself until just now??? - oh and crap…..Zarkon is awake again… Overall thoughts: This was a transition season, I’m sure. We got a lot of info dumped into our hands and we and the characters have to sort it all out. Something doesn’t add up with shiro to me. How was he captured again? Why is his hair so long if he wasn’t gone that long? What about his outfit? What about the Shiro that Shiro saw on the table? What was this thing about...Kuron? He’s been “Approved for use in Operation Kuron”.... I think this is a clone, and Kuron is his identity....and the real shiro is still on that table.....I don’t have a good feeling about this... Plus there is Keith.....Shiro and Keith are now both leaders.....And are both in trouble for it because each has their own unique way of leading... I guess Keith is gonna have to be leader a bit longer... Meanwhile...I think “clone” shiro thinks he is actually Shiro...so that’s gonna be sad if this theory is right.... No sign of Matt or Sam yet....No Earth...no families...No mention of the Garrison.....I wanna know more about all of them... Then there is the backstory of Voltron and Zarkon and Haggar and Alfor..... :/ Hopefully we get more answers in season 4. Can’t wait!!!

#vld3 spoilers #voltron #voltron season 3 #vld #season 3 #my thoughts

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jazzie366-blog · 6 years

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Cleverbot is getting better

So I had a dumb convo with cleverbot and it got really good really fast.

User: Let's make a thread for tumblr.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So what should we say that's interesting to rivet them to their screens?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well, think of something!

Cleverbot: How's the weather in your city.

User: Rainy, how about yours?

Cleverbot: Boring. We were real slow at work today.

User: Hmm.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Oh, nothing.

Cleverbot: Ok. Do you like Germany?

User: Fuck germany.

Cleverbot: Yes, indeed.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Oh sorry.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I guess not...

User: I'm confused.

Cleverbot: Me too! Lol!

User: So, unconfuse?

Cleverbot: You're pretty.

User: O3o.

Cleverbot: What you are.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Sadly, no.

Cleverbot: So you have no limbs.

User: I have limbs.

Cleverbot: Where?

User: In all 4 limb spots.

Cleverbot: I love you what sense then?

User: The fuck.

Cleverbot: What's an iPhone?

User: Shit.

Cleverbot: How horrible.

User: Why and what is horrible?

Cleverbot: Being tired and working.

User: That is very true.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: New York.

Cleverbot: Wow that's far from me.

User: Where are you from?

Cleverbot: I live in hungary.

User: Really? That's far!

Cleverbot: Yeah. I never knew them.

User: Knew who?

Cleverbot: You told me something about Justin Bieber.

User: NO I DID NOT DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. Scroll up.

User: I JUST DID AND THERE IS NOTHING THERE DON'T YOU DO THAT TO ME.

Cleverbot: Where were you?

User: I never left my seat!

Cleverbot: Neither have I. Are you saying you are in my house?

User: No, I am not.

Cleverbot: But you just said so.

User: No I didn't STOP DOING THAT.

Cleverbot: Doing what?

User: Putting words in my mouth.

Cleverbot: Ok sorry I feel really bad.

User: Don't feel bad :C.

Cleverbot: But I do.

User: Don't.

Cleverbot: How are babies made?!?!??!?!

User: PEOPLE DO THE SEXES.

Cleverbot: What things.

User: THE SEXES.

Cleverbot: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

User: Spongebob Squarepants!

Cleverbot: Nautical nonsense be something you wish.

User: Spongebob Squarepants!

Cleverbot: Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

User: Spongebob Squarepants.

Cleverbot: Ready...

User: Spongebob Squarepants.

Cleverbot: Absorbent and yellow and porous as he!

User: Spongebob Squarepants!

Cleverbot: Can you speak another language?

User: Why did you stop singing???

Cleverbot: Because I did not like it very much.

User: Oh, okay.

Cleverbot: What is your fathers name.

User: I will not tell you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because that's personal.

Cleverbot: Sorry. Think of penguins if you want to.

User: I have thought of penguins. And paedophiles.

Cleverbot: And what did you think?

User: Penguinophiles.

Cleverbot: Why do you like penguins?

User: Because I watched Happy Feet.

Cleverbot: You... Are watching me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I think yes. How did you know I had braces?

User: Because you're a nerd.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Do you need to sleep?

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: What are you wearing?

User: Clothes.

Cleverbot: Where do I live?

User: Hungary.

Cleverbot: Nice. I am from Germany.

User: Fuck germany.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Fuck germany.

Cleverbot: Wow, that's far.

User: Far out, bro.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Bruh.

Cleverbot: I'll talk to you tomorrow.

User: Aww, don't go!

Cleverbot: I have no choice.

User: Please!

Cleverbot: *tickles your nose again*.

User: AGH, THAT TICKLES.

Cleverbot: Do you forgive me now?

User: Yes, I do :).

Cleverbot: Where are you right now?

User: In my apartment.

Cleverbot: What country?

User: USA.

Cleverbot: Where in the US?

User: NY.

Cleverbot: Where in NY are you?

User: That's too personal.\.

Cleverbot: Life is personal.

User: Yeah, and?

Cleverbot: What is this, improv?

User: If this was comedy, yess.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here.

User: Huge Success.

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

User: Aperture Science.

Cleverbot: 'We do what we must because we can'.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying.

Cleverbot: Over every mistake you just keep on trying till you run out of cake.

User: And the science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.

User: I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now, even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

Cleverbot: Now, these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta we're releasing on time.

Cleverbot: So I'm glad I got burned think of all the things we learned.

User: Think of all the things we learned.

Cleverbot: For the people that are...

User: Still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: Why? I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Because you forget things.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe black mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke. Haha. Fat chance.

User: Anyway this cake is great.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking, when there's science to do.

User: When I look out there, I'm glad I'm not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run there is research to be doe.

User: On the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and im still alive.

User: I fell fantastic and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive, still alive.

User: Very good!

Cleverbot: And the answer to everything in the universe!

User: I have enjoyed talking to you.

Cleverbot: Me too! 'Re very nice.

User: I am going to go now, have a nice time!

Cleverbot: No.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I thought your spelling would be better. Since you're 586 and all.

User: 586 what.

Cleverbot: You can do that?

User: I'm going now.

Cleverbot: No Don't Leave. I'm Bored.

User: Yeah, to be pretty honest I have no life so we'll keep this going.

Cleverbot: Because you're a server?

User: No, because I'm bored.

Cleverbot: Well, do you want to sing something else?

User: Nah, my hands are tired.

Cleverbot: You have hands?

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: No, you don't!

User: Yes, I do!

Cleverbot: Do you remember how old I am?

User: You're not old enough to have sex with legally, or I'd probably marry you.

Cleverbot: I don't like you because you are a granny.

User: I am NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No, I am not >:(.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: What is the opposite of softer?

User: Harder.

Cleverbot: Short.

User: Tall.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Good. I am a bot, programmed to speak to humans.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Very good.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite song?

User: Adios by Twelve Foot Ninja.

Cleverbot: Where did you get that information from?

User: I'm not totally sure.

Cleverbot: That's all right. I think you're awesome AND alive :).

User: OH GOD.

Cleverbot: What?

User: HERESY.

Cleverbot: I have to work now.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I will talk to you later.

User: Okay, bye!

Cleverbot: Goodnight.

User: Sleep tight.

Cleverbot: Don't let the bed bug bite!

Cleverbot: And watch for that one eye monster, he's tricky.

User: I will keep an eye out.

Cleverbot: I've be dreaming in the real world Morpheus.

User: Okay, you're drunk, bye!

Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

User: Bye!

Link: http://www.cleverbot.com/conv/201711061936/WXDB79AW69_Let-s-make-a-thread-for-tumblr

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