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yohankang · 7 months
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there's nothing!!! NOTHING that makes me more violent than people eating in a cinema
#in other words i just came back from the cinema. i watched the new ghibli movie and it was great but i almost killed someone#at the beginning there's a few quiet scenes with tranquil music... IT SURE WOULD BE LOVELY TO HEAR WITHOUT THE CHEWING SOUNDS#i usually go to independent cinemas bc they often forbid eating and don't sell food but apparently this one is different???#you guys don't understand#i am fine with eating sounds. you can eat next to me and i can enjoy food in a crowded places. but NOT cinema#when it's quiet and you're immersed in the movie and THEN you hear someone eating popcorn or chips#honestly i think eating should be forbidden at every cinema. and punished with prison.#i seriously get violent urges when i hear someone eating during the movie agjdfjs i'm not joking#like i get what jesus felt at that temple. i really do.#i get so angry and irritated my head gets hot and it makes my skin crawl#idc it's not normal. IF YOU'RE EATING DURING A MOVIE IN A CINEMA I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!#just stay at home ffs 😭 i do enjoy a bag of chips with my movie but come on. that's a couch activity#okay i let it all out i'm normal now#sorry guys#k.txt#NVM JUDT ONE MORE THING. people next to me were coughing all the time and half of the people there were laughing at everything#like???? there were scary scenes you're not supposed to laugh just because it's animated#okay now i'm finished. i definitely need to rewatch it at home#but that was honestly one of my worst cinema experiences ever 😭 next time i will choose the place wisely....
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maddy-ferguson · 7 months
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i think about pluto will always be a planet in my room at least once every three months when i rewatch gilmore girls season 7 episode 11 santa's secret stuff and they talk about how pluto isn't a planet anymore
#like ohhh that was kinda crazy it still is.#tome#i think riarkle was my first actual ship they're the first ship i ever read fanfic of before that i'd only read one direction fanfic like#when i was 12 and it was in french and not on ao3 and this fanfic era for me was short lived because the fics i was reading were too sad#like they would make me too upset?/?/))/?#i read this loooong one and all i remember is the self insert character getting cheated on and danielle losing her baby and i was so upset#i cried in my mother's arms which does not sound like me AT ALL and i couldn't even explain why because it was way too silly like oh my#god. so i was like no more fic for you and i really didn't read any until after i started watching gmw seriously in 2016#i don't read fics for that many ships and when i do i can read fics for the same ship for literal years as long as they don't get together#/aren't together by the end of the show i can literally read it forever idc and so i actually haven't read fic for that many ships#like maybe 6 or 7. which i guess is a lot but like. for one (and i'll never say which one it is (even though it's like. a normal ship and#it's from a show you know i watch/enjoy))#of these i literally read fics like every day for three years. i never get tired of like anything#i read shirbert fanfic same thing every day from summer 2018 to fall 2019 when season 3 aired and i could never read fics of them again#after they got together in the show (even though i knew they would and i had even watched the movies) like once it's done i really can't#make myself care anymore#anywzy. love pluto will always be a planet in my room riarkle you will always be famous!!!!!#and like i say: brf slt#or i guess#gilmore girling
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girlwithfish · 11 months
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i had such a good day yesterday i needed it 😌
#did fuck all literally just did things to enjoy myself and it was nice!!! saw a movie w my bf AND went to a restaurant after 😶‍🌫️#Bc why nott#The only thing was itsl ike actually spring weather rn and like 50-60f degrees somehow even tho#i swear like a month ago itwas really hot and in the 80s but now itslike moderately cool again#and i only brought one sweater 😭bc i didnt expect it to be like kind of cold out lol#And its been rainy the past two days ive been driving in heavy gross rain on the highway to meet my bf and i hate itt#it was gross outside and we walked in light rajn after but idc#it would hav been nicer if the day was nicer and sunny out but i still had fun and we went to b&n before the movie#bc we had time and looked around#It was the same b&n we went to on our 2nd date over the summer two yrs ago and we kissed in tje parking lot first time when the place was#empty nd no one around and just us at nightt :*#and then we saw the movie and went to one of the onl restaurants open bc it was like 10 by then and then we left at 11 and walked around#and kissed for 40+min and saying goodbye and kissed a lot in the parking lot b4 we had to go#we werent exactly in the same spot where we had our first kiss bc we parked like a parking lot over at the time#not directly in front of the b&n like now but it was basically the same area ;)#so romanticc and we were like the onl ppl there bc it was so empty at that time#:* then i went home and played fort ite online w my bf and we won both games twice in a row Lmfao 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️
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misterradio · 1 year
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The Fly (dir. Kurt Neumann, 1958) // 鉄男 [Tetsuo: The Iron Man] (dir. Shinya Tsukamoto, 1989)
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erraticcat · 2 years
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*ben stiller voice* Hello queers!
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stoneware · 2 years
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I need to watch the matrix again dear god!!!
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eternalvanitas · 4 months
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watched taylor swift's performance of macavity in the 2019 movie yesterday and it made me so mad i had to 1. rant about it for like an hour, and 2. go outside and actually touch grass
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cetoddle · 11 months
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i’m gonna have to rewatch spider verse when i get home or something it’s kinda hard to enjoy ur fave movie when a five year old is screaming through the whole thing
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It's been ages since he last looked at me like that so that's gonna fuel me for the next few weeks or so I guess
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pesseguinho · 2 years
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for the sake of my own mental health I will ignore the random, totally unnecessary and downright senseless straight sex scene during ride or die (2021)
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blissfali · 2 years
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Any chucky tv series (and franchise) fans in the chat.Anyone
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sillybadger · 2 years
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i legit might have a nightmare about the movie just because there are certain scenes & aspects of the movie that are like a recurring dream I’ve had since I was a kid and honestly I love that for me because holy shit watching Nope gave me a very specific uneasiness that was previously only felt when I have those dreams
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solaireverie · 2 months
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cl16 | lost in a film scene
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summary: [ charles leclerc x f!actress!reader — social media au ] 
sometimes fantasy becomes real life. up-and-coming actress y/n l/n never thought she'd find love when shooting her newest movie, which incidentally involves formula 1, but charles leclerc is determined to sweep her off her feet.
— requested
faceclaim: simone ashley
author’s note: hi there!!! thanks so much for requesting ♡ idk how movies work so suspend your disbelief please lol. i hope that you enjoy this!!
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hollywoodupdates Universal Pictures has announced that yourusername will be playing Lila Gallagher, one of the main characters of a highly anticipated motorsports film that will be released next year.
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user ugh i hope they actually represent f1 properly...
↪ user i heard that some of the drivers are involved so it should be okay!! 🤞
user y/n is gorgeous as usual 😍 can't wait to see her slay this role
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yourusername monaco grand prix with slipstreammovie 🏎 ❤️🤍 glad to be back in the paddock again
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user what's charles doing in the likes 👀
↪ user he was the one who invited her lmaooo
↪ user wait fr???
↪ user yep 😂 and he still had the audacity to play coy the entire time and act surprised when he saw y/n in the ferrari garage
user i really appreciate how y/n and the rest of the slipstream are genuinely trying to learn more about f1 and motorsport, can't wait for the movie! 🙌
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user everyone say thank you to y/n for serving everywhere she goes
charles_leclerc enchanté 😉
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↪ danielricciardo that's my line???
↪ user scratch that what's charles doing in the comments 🤨
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yourusername and that's a wrap on slipstreammovie 🎬 i'm so excited for you to see the results of our blood, sweat, and tears — in theatres march 2024 🏎💨
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charles_leclerc 👏👏👏
↪ yourusername 💗
↪ user oh my god???
user can't wait 😍
jacobelordi how was karting? 😂
↪ yourusername fantastic, thanks for asking 😌
↪ charles_leclerc if you call shunting it into the walls three times in your first lap fantastic, then yes it was
↪ yourusername french gp 2022...
↪ charles_leclerc okay fine! i never said anything 🥲
↪ user i don't know what's the best part of this conversation 😂 jacob indirectly confirming that karting wasn't a slipstream cast event, which means that y/n went separately with charles, charles teasing y/n, y/n becoming a f1 nerd, or y/n being an absolute savage
user hoping she's actually dating charles omggg
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hollywoodupdates yourusername has arrived on the red carpet for the slipstreammovie premiere! It seems that she's also brought a guest in charles_leclerc, who has been rumoured to be dating the actress since they met at the 2023 Australian Grand Prix. Could this be the confirmation we've all been waiting for?
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user i mean y/n just called charles her partner while talking to an interviewer so i guess it's true 🤯
↪ user she did?
↪ user yeah! i think the quote was "i'm really happy to have my partner with me today, especially since he helped me so much with finding the nuance in my role"
↪ user the racers who are also in love 🥹 idc that y/n is only a driver in the movie she'll always be a 2-time world champion in my heart
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charles_leclerc beyond proud of you, mon amour ❤️ you'll always be p1 in my heart
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yourusername what if i'd rather be on pole position? 😏
↪ charles_leclerc there are children on instagram, y/n
↪ charles_leclerc but anything for you 😉
user I CALLED IT 🫡
user they're such a gorgeous couple 😵‍💫
user love how they're obsessed with each other... me core fr
user when's it gonna be my turn huh @ god 😒
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giamee · 11 months
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𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐇𝐔!
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୨♡୧ pairings :: yanqing x reader ; jing yuan x reader ; gepard x reader ; sampo x reader
୨♡୧ contains :: established relationship, some slight babygirlification maybe? idk im just saying words at this point, blatant favouritism
୨♡୧ gia's notes :: finally posting requests thank u for the patience sorry that this took so long for something so short 😖😖 i kept it pg because i didn't want to make any requesters uncomfortable BUT if anyone wants an nsfw version of this just say the word 🫡
୨♡୧ requests :: anon -> hihi!! may i req general relationship hcs of yan qing and/or jing yuan?? <3 also yr blog theme is so cuteSHSHDHHDHDDH take yr time in writing the req and have a lovely day ahead :> // anon -> HII!!! i saw that you're opening requests!! can i request gepard and sampo as boyfriends plss??? tysm!! 💖
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𓆩♡𓆪 YANQING
-the sweetest omg :((
-definitely the most attentive bf ever
-you need something? he’s already out the door on his way to the store to get it
-you can’t reach something? yanqing is rushing to your side, plucking the item off the top shelf and handing it to you, with a sweet kiss pressed to your cheek for extra measure
-you notice your shoelace is untied but your hands are full? yanqing is kneeling down in front of you and making the perfect knot that wont undo, and then he’s taking what you’re holding off of you so that you can walk with your hands free
-i feel like he would really enjoy the outdoors
-like a date with him would include walking around the xianzhou luofu and admiring the scenery before stopping to eat something in a park
-idk if the xianzhou luofu has parks but idc roll with it
-and he is such a ray of sunshine too!!
-always smiling and sunny
-even the weather seems to brighten when he’s around
-when you’re having a bad day and have to cancel on a date with him, he’s so understanding, asking if you want him to come over to yours instead with food and some movies to watch
-and when you hear him knocking on your door and his sweet smile on the other side with not a hint of annoyance at your last minute cancellation, your worries melt at his gesture and when his scent engulfs you as he wraps you in a warm hug
-hmmm he would definitely gossip with you
-IMAGINE HIM LAYING WITH HIS HEAD IN YOUR LAP WITH HIS HAIR DOWN AND UR COMBING THROUGH IT WITH YOUR FINGERS WHILE HE TELLS U ABOUT ANY DRAMA THAT HE'S HEARD EEE
-carries two hairbands on his wrist - one for himself and one for you if you ever need it
-10/10 boyfriend i love him :(
𓆩♡𓆪 JING YUAN
-my husband
-he would be such a chill bf
-obviously since he’s a general he’s quite busy so you may not be able to see each other as much as you would like to :(
-but jing yuan will always make time for you <3
-whether that means he has to, god forbid, skip out on an afternoon nap to finish paperwork, he WILL get home in time to greet you with a kiss that has you melting into him
-while he may appear reserved at times, he’s a very passionate lover (wink)
-he just likes to keep things private
-he believes that’s what makes your relationship more special
-i feel like he’s kind of got a thing for domesticity
-jing yuan holds an appreciation for the slower, quieter moments in life
-moments where time doesn’t matter, because you’re asleep in his arms and the slight gust of your breath against his bare skin is soothing him into a state of overwhelming calm that reminds him that he has absolutely nowhere to be for the foreseeable future
-(he just really likes sleeping with you)
-you definitely have to convince him to get out of bed some days
-the general of the xianzhou luofu is in your bed and whining when you try to wiggle out of his grasp, hugging you tighter despite your protests
-and he'll never admit it but the mf will POUT when you both inevitably have to get up
-and he'll be so dramatic about it too
-"i thought you loved me, why are you leaving..."
-and you shoot him a glare while you get dressed
-and then you see the way his toned back is rising and falling gently as your boyfriend just lays there and breathes, eyes fixed on you as if he were committing you to memory, and the look in his eyes draws you back to your shared bed
-because five more minutes really couldn't hurt, not when they're spent with him <33
𓆩♡𓆪 GEPARD
-this man
-dhfjjrjghehfjejcjsjcjhdfh
-as much as i want him to be the most amazing perfect boyfriend ever
-i feel like that would take some time to develop in the relationship
-he is a younger sibling after all
-and while he's sweet and receptive and always remembers the smallest details of what you mentioned to him in passing
-he can also be stubborn and a bit clueless at times
-cut the man some slack it's his first relationship and he's trying his best
-between being captain of the silvermane guards and just... life in general, the man has never really had the opportunity to let loose or explore his feelings
-you two probably meet through serval. you work in her shop and one day gepard comes in because he needs something repaired and he sees you at the counter and that's it game over he's imagining your entire life together
-and like any older sibling would serval would very quickly figure out the blatant crush that gepard has on you and then teases the living hell out of him for it
-she keeps orchestrating little scenarios that end up with you and gepard in close proximity with each other
-and even though he's mad at his sister, he has to admit that it's nice to spend time with you
-but i think the final push is one night where serval manages to convince you and gepard to tag along with her to a new bar that has opened
-personally i hc that gepard is an absolute lightweight and the man cannot hold his tongue when he isn't sober
-and once the alcohol flush reaches his face it's game over
-serval ever so conveniently slips off to buy herself another drink
-which was five minutes ago, and she's nowhere in sight
-and gepard just starts talking to fill the gap
-and then he can't stop talking and oh he's confessed and then you're smiling and telling him you've been waiting for him to make a move
-and in the span of 5 minutes gepard's gone and got himself a significant other
-and YES now for the actual relationship hcs lmao 💀
-so YEAH
-gepard is head over heels whipped crazy for you
-but he's also emotionally constipated
-probably goes rigid if you hold his hand in public
-takes a while for him to get used to physical affection
-but once he does the man is all over u
-i think he likes to play with your fingers i think
-and then kiss them each individually
-and then lace his fingers with yours and hold it close to his chest
-and then stay like that as he drifts off to sleep next to you
-sob
-he's probably kinda goofy once he comes out of his shell
-like he probably talks to inanimate objects LMAO
-and he hums and sings under his breath ofc
-so it's really cute in the early mornings when he wakes up a bit before you have to, and he's moving around getting ready while still half asleep and your eyes are still closed but you can hear him humming a song he recently heard as he brushes his teeth
-AUGH
-i need him
-and then he will ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS drop back down next to you in bed before he has to go and do his guard duties
-and press the sweetest gentlest kiss to your forehead
-then your cheeks and nose and chin
-before finally your lips
-and he tells you to have a good day and that he loves you and he'll see you soon
-screaming rn i take it back he's perfect
𓆩♡𓆪 SAMPO
-DEF THE MOST FUN GUY TO DATE EVER
-super spontaneous for sure
-quick day trip to belobog with your boyfriend who's a wanted criminal ❤️
-idc if he's canonically a scammer this man will never lie to u (bc he's whipped as hell and he loves u ok)
-he uses the money from scamming ppl to buy gifts for you LMAO
-and even though the man has a silver tongue and he gets all melodramatic as part of his travelling salesman act
-when you're alone and in private his walls will come down and he'll just look at you with lovestruck eyes and tell you how beautiful or handsome you are with no games
-or just say nothing at all and bask in your presence
-i think he def needs someone who matches his energy
-like he's trying to sell someone a product and he shoots you a look and you come over and play the part of anither interested buyer to get them to buy it
-absolutely lethal duo
-and i feel like because he's so fun he would be really good with kids
-so if you ever need help babysitting a younger sibling or cousin
-he would be the #1 call for backup fr
-by the end of the night ur cousin likes HIM more than you (the audacity) and is calling him uncle sampo :((
-he would so tease you
-it's his love language <3
-but if you want to get back at him
-yk those slutty little cutouts he has in his shirt at the hip?
-yeah just tickle him there and he will fold immediately
-he probably has like this rlly ridiculous laugh that only cones out then or something
-and you're probably the only person who's ever heard it
-hmmm what else
-sampo probably has a bit of a possessive streak too
-tries to maintain his cool facade but someone else tries to flirt with you?
-his eye is twitching and he's by your side immediately, hand around your waist and a cold glare directed at whoever was dumb enough to try
-mans probably spoils you rotten LMAO
-would definitely pick a pretty flower every time he sees one to bring back and give to you
-you have a collection of pressed flowers from him at this point
-10/10 amazing boyfie <3
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dinogoofymutated · 26 days
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im 100% new to x-men(i grew up in a DC family lol) but I am just. SO down bad for remy. idk how to write requests or anything, but can I ask for headcanons for him with a touchstarved fem reader? sfw or nsfw, both, idc really he's just rotating in my brain, gambit my beloved
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Gambit/GN!reader
Dude I completely get it!! I was a HUGE x-men fan as a kid and as I grew up the hyperfixation fell into the back of my mind. I too grew up mostly on DC and I feel like the reason DC became my go-to was because there's just not a ton of fanfiction for the x-men, reader inserts in particular. I'm working on fixing that! But my full-length fics are a little hard to finish/start. Anyway- Remy is definitely one of the top #3 x-men to be down bad for lol!
TWs: none that I can think of atm. Mostly fluffy goodness! Written picturing a fem! Reader but no pronouns mentioned
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I definitely think that it's not a completely ridiculous idea that one of Remy's love languages could be touch, despite how his relationship with Rogue revolves around the absence of touch!
Tbh, I feel like he's just respectful of his partner's wants and needs in a relationship, and if touching and cuddling is a no-go he's perfectly fine with backing off and showing his love in other ways!
BUT! when you give him the go-ahead, he's all over you. Hugs, cuddles, kisses, PDA, all of it!
One of his favorite things to do is catch you in the kitchen, coming up behind you and snaking his hands around your waist. He'll press his face into your hair and neck, sometimes giving you kisses, but really he just does it because he wants to feel you against him.
I think he secretly enjoys how easy it is to get you melting in his embrace. He goes out of his way to fluster you, flirting until you go red, then pulls you close. He'll nuzzle you affectionately, kiss your temple and cheeks, hold you lovingly until he feels all the tension leave your body. He especially likes when you lean into his hands when he holds your face. He knows just how much you love him, and he's determined to show you all the love he knows you deserve.
    “Cher.” Remy’s chest rumbles with the words. You only respond with a hum, tucked into his side comfortably. The afternoon had started with a movie, originally. The two of you had some free time, and Gambit had a movie he really wanted to watch, so movie night it was. You were watching at first, you promise you were, but it was easy to get distracted by Remy. When the movie started, you were sitting next to him, leaning into his side with a bowl of popcorn in your lap, but that position could only be comfortable for so long. You were squirming, trying to relax as best you could, but after 45 minutes of sitting on this couch, it was like every bump and corner on the sofa was digging into you.
    Remy, being the observant sweetheart he is, didn’t hesitate to scoop you up into his lap. You squealed at first, surprised by the action, but Remy simply laughed at you, leaning back to lay down on the couch with you against his chest. Unsurprisingly, this was much more comfortable. Maybe a little too comfortable, as it didn’t take long for you to stop paying attention to the TV entirely. You snuggled closer to Remy as you started to doze off. One of his hands rested against your lower back, his other hand cupping the back of your neck, caressing and threading his fingers through his hair. It didn’t take long for you to fall asleep against him.
    “Cheerrr.” Remy says again, drawing the words out. “Movie’s been over f’ a while.” You pout at him, sighing sleepily as you tuck your face into his neck. He chuckles again, thumbs caressing your skin idly.
    “You don’t wanna cuddle anymore?” You ask, maybe a little bit more sad than you should be, or would’ve been if you were more awake.
    “Now Gambit didn’t say that.” Remy purrs. You whine again as he moves a little, adjusting a little so that he can press a kiss to your temple. You reluctantly untuck yourself from his neck, rewarded with a sweet kiss from Remy. The action makes you smile. He’s looking at you with such love and adoration, like no one has looked at you before, and it has you feeling loved beyond measure. You lean into his touch as he cups your face, holding his hand to your cheek to keep him there.
    Content couldn’t begin to explain how you felt in this moment.
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— christmas headcannons with chris. ⸰ 𖥔 ͙
warnings: fluff, cursing, mentions of sex, not proofread as always.
a/n: this is soo self indulgent help !! i love christmas fr.
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— he’ll act like he literally doesn’t give a shit about christmas but on december 1 he’s already staying up late thinking about what he’s gonna give you.
— i don’t even wanna hear discourse about this but this man acts like a child around the holidays. he’ll enjoy december like he’s a 10 year old child who still thinks santa’s real.
— my man is quick to hang up those lights. it’ll deadass be mid november and he’s already asking you when you’re gonna decorate because he wants to help you.
— gingerbread house making is a must. he loves it. you do it at least three times in december because it’s by far one of his favorite traditions. of course he ends up building something that doesn’t look nearly close to a house but A for effort.
— you get matching ugly sweaters obviously. it’s your job to get them every year, and they progressively get worse. chris always complains about how itchy they are LMFAOO.
— baking christmas cookies with him is such a chore for real. you can’t even let him open the flour because it either ends up all on the floor, or on your face. don’t even ask him how to preheat the oven because those cookies will end up burnt.
— most times you have to make three or four batches of cookies because the first batch turns out awful, the second one: burnt.
— once your relationship gets really serious, you two make christmas cards and send them to your close family and relatives. it’s corny, sure, but you both love doing it.
— once every year, you go with him and his brothers for a late night drive just to see how people decorated around the neighborhood. chris always ends up falling asleep on your shoulder in the backseat while nick is yelling about how the lights should’ve been hung higher or how the reindeer is out of place.
— you best believe you’re writing letters to santa. it’s unserious but chris loves doing it, especially because he gets to write something along the lines of: “santa, all i want for christmas is my girlfriend under the tree. thx. — C” LMFAOOAOA sorry.
— you’re absolutely making matching ornaments. they have your initials on them it’s adorable. though decorating them is painful as hell because chris always ends up throwing glitter at you.
— takes elf on the shelf so serious like calm down!!! he better not catch anyone laying a finger on that dumbass elf or he’ll go absolutely insane.
— going christmas shopping with him is adorable. he gets so excited over what to get his brothers and his parents AWW, and he also gets a present for trevor obviously.
— you are never gonna know what that man gets you for christmas. he hides it so well it surprises you each year to be honest. you’re out here thinking he didn’t even get you a present and he’s already packing up at least three.
— definitely an expensive gift type of boyfriend, i’m talking tiffany necklaces, chanel bags, dior, ysl. and he doesn’t even care because seeing you happy makes him 10 times happier. (“baby, you didn’t have to– oh my god.” “i know, but i wanted to. you deserve it.”)
— of course you also get him cute and expensive gifts but you could seriously give him a rock and he’d cherish it as if you just gave him a gold bar.
— you two will absolutely watch christmas movies together, especially romcoms. he loves christmas romcoms LMFAOO. he’s the type to complain about the main character idc.
— he hangs up a mistletoe on his door just so he can tease you and give you a kiss every time you walk into his room. (“look, mistletoe, you gotta kiss me.” “chris i swear to god.”)
— christmas dinners are hilarious bye. he’ll deadass be eating 3 or 4 plates with no shame at all. you’re staring at him in disbelief and he just looks at you with his mouth full like “😊”. at least he’s happy LMFAOO.
— he gives you at least three presents. the first one is marked “from: santa, to: y/n” obviously you know it’s him LMFAO he thinks it’s cute and you just leave him be. second one is marked “from: chris, to: his girlfriend.” as if he wasn’t the one marking up those presents BYE. third one is “from: the best boyfriend ever, to: the prettiest girl.” he’s so cute somebody sedate me !!
— one hundred percent asks nick and matt to figure out what you got him for christmas. you’ve figured this out over the years so you don’t even give them hints anymore LMAOO.
— the worst jokes over the holidays seriously. (“hold on. babe, which cooking seasoning is the most festive?” “chris–” “christmas thyme.”) he needs to be stopped lord have mercy.
— secretly loves decorating. he’ll decorate with you all day fr. ornaments, mistletoes, the tree in general is his favorite. he cannot deal with putting up lights though. it pisses him off so badly– (only because he ends up tangled in them).
— i just know he makes hot chocolate with water. nuh uh. you had to teach him the correct way (with milk) because it was seriously getting on your nerves LMAO.
— he gets so lovey dovey over the holidays. he’s also horny 24/7 but that’s completely besides the point HELP. hands around your waist, arm around your shoulder, hand holding, everything.
— matching pjs YUP. he loves matching christmas outfits with you LMAO especially pjs. y’all have like four matching pj sets every year it’s so cute.
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