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olivescales3 · 11 months
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Incorrect quotes tag game
This was very fun to do! Tagging these writes! (No pressure) @stanrendipity @frostedlemonwriter @rbbess110 @neapaulatan
This was actually so much fun, that I made an extremely long post about this.
*out grocery shopping*
Eris: *takes a free sample twice*
Eris: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.
Cragger: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*
Cragger: Oh my god, is this expired?
Cragger: *Takes another sip of milk*
Laval: I'm yet to properly begin my history notes BUT!!!! I got 100% on a quiz about european countries so who's the REAL winner here.
Dom de La Woosh: Are you laughing at that video of Razar and Cragger fighting?
Furty: No.
Furty: I'm laughing at the comments.
Fluminox: You're alive.
Sir Fangar: There's no need to sound so disappointed.
Crominus: It’s just you.
Worriz: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?
Razar: Cragger... How do I begin to explain Cragger?
Crominus: Cragger is flawless.
Lavertus: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
Furty: I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
Laval: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.
Fluminox: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.
Sir Fangar: Okay, my name is Sir Fangar but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.
Fluminox: Okay that's not happening- how about you!
Lavertus: I'm Lavertus and I like the movie White Chicks!
Fluminox: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that.
Crominus: My name is Crominus and I hate this place, it actually sucks here...
Fluminox: Okay... and you...
Laval: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Laval and my favorite color is... math.
Lagravis: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you here today. It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.
Cragger: Why did you say that so vaguely? Crominus and I are literally the only people you called in here.
Razar: Eris, you risked your life to save me!
Eris: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
Dom de La Woosh: Don't go to the kitchen.
Laval: Why?
Dom de La Woosh: I saw a spider.
Laval: Well, did you kill it?
Dom de La Woosh: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
Sir Fangar: Oooh, a train!
Laval: We’re in a train station, Sir Fangar.
The Squad: *walking at the mall*
Worriz: Hey, have any of you guys seen Furty? They’ve been gone for a while..
Eris: Eh, nope.
Laval: No, I haven’t...
Cragger: Probably ran off to McDonald’s or something.
Furty: Hey.
Worriz: Ooh, there you are-
Eris: What the fu-
Cragger: I- where were you?!
Furty: Walking right behind you guys.
Fluminox: What’s the dumbest thing you believed as a child?
Tormak: That naptime was a punishment.
Razar: Watcha doin?
Crominus: Stealing my neighbour’s cat.
Razar: Scandalous.
Razar: Can I help?
Laval: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Cragger meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.
Cragger: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Crunket: Strong.
Worriz: Weak.
Eris: An idiot, is what your are.
Cragger: Go ahead, Scorm. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.
Worriz: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.
Somebody PLEASE STOP ME. I would spend an entire day on this lmao
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