Tumgik
#i love my american boy
mignonricciardo · 5 months
Text
somebody tell me NOT to write about pretty blonde boy logan sargeant
28 notes · View notes
ginsays · 1 year
Photo
Tumblr media
🎶 DON’T SAY YOU LOVE ME, YOUUU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME 🎶 IF YOU REALLY WANT ME THEN GIVE ME SOME TIIIIIME
1K notes · View notes
rhinocio · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
NOW WITH PODFIC ACCOMPANIMENT!
144 notes · View notes
x-poblo-x · 16 days
Text
April Adness Part 2E
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
93 notes · View notes
phoenixcatch7 · 4 months
Text
You know what I'm feeling dramatic
Feel free to check the wikis or write propaganda for the contestants!
This is not a blorbo contest! These three young teenage powerhouses (especially in fanon, in case of Danny lol) each have wildly different sources for overlapping and massively varied power sets! Each of their wiki pages on their powers just keeps scrolling!
Captain marvel/Shazam (Billy Batson) - the power of the living lighting - the source of all magic. He's the only kid with guidance for his powers, no matter how slight. And a secret base!! His powers are many and intense, and he can share them with friends! Definitely the sweetest of the three, but also the only orphan, unfortunately. Well, it's not like the other two have ideal parents.
I don't know enough about his history, but it's DC. He's absolutely done something stunningly tyrannical and ooc. Injustice, maybe?
Saiki - the world's most powerful psychic. As the head of a crack comedy anime, his powers and strength truly is ludicrous. He wears limiters to allow him to live a human life, as he's the only one of the three without a magic transformation (he's canonically a shapeshifter who was born a girl, though. Trans saiki canon!!). He's also a super genius, if that helps.
Also wiped a whole entire country off the map and brain washed the world into forgetting them when he was kidnapped by their government as a kid. It might be implied to be Atlantis if he ever brought it up again ever.
Between the other two, Danny really looks like an underdog, but I believe in him XD. A half ghost boy, he's got a million powers if only he'd remember them! He also has trans allegations, but nothing that was ever confirmed (we all know who to blame).
Has an evil future counterpart that went insane, fused with his arch enemy, and destroyed a significant chunk of the world - or at least America - when his family and friends died in an accident.
Honestly I think they'd all be really good friends under the right circumstances. You know those crossover fandoms? Love them. It'd be like rock paper scissors - esper, magic, ectoplasm! Psychic, champion, ghost!
135 notes · View notes
compacflt · 7 months
Note
in regard to the icemav convo about american made cars: I think it would be funny if after mav gets his regular license, ice buys him a truck that they can use for transporting stuff to the hangar and when he gifts it to mav all the man can do is laugh bc stamped across the ass is MAVERICK. It’s a 2023 ford maverick (in area 51 bc I’m partial to that color)
and mav likes it, but he doesn’t love driving it bc it’s so big (and he just likes being a passenger princess too much), so ice drives it mostly which inspires a whole lot of jokes about ice liking having maverick’s name stamped on his ass. bradley gags from the other room every time.
if it matters to u, i agree with this hc 150% on rhetoric grounds. thank god for your mind.
however i would like to raise the issue that recent american pickup trucks have become non-useful, overexpensive, and suburban-coded in a way i think ice and mav would reject. the ford maverick was built with the intention of dropping kindergarteners off at school, not of actually doing hard labor. see below infographic for what I mean.
Tumblr media
It’s a fucking travesty. Trucks are so ugly and useless now. the maverick is not immune to this. (maverick below)
Tumblr media
what good is having a fucking truck if it can’t even hold two REGULAR ASS BIKES in the bed. & when the bed is empty the chassis is unbalanced in a way that leads to more accidents etc. (tbf that was true in the 70s/80s too but im feeling more hateful towards modern trucks rn). In short—the modern American pickup truck is no longer useful, it’s a way to virtue signal to other Americans that you *think * you know what hard labor is, even when you’re driving around in a glorified odyssey with a teeny tiny bed that can barely hold a couple bags of mulch for the back garden
ice & mav don’t even have any little kids anymore, i think they’d consider a backseat useless & a waste of space
SO i would like to offer you a Compromise, which is that ice & mav buy either (or both) a 1974 ford maverick AND/OR a 1990 ford maverick
Tumblr media Tumblr media
for the Funny Name & coolness factor (& the “making Bradley vom cause of how cute his parents are” factor), and then soup up, like, a 1984 Chevy C10 for actual towing/hauling purposes.
123 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
84 notes · View notes
tapeworrmart · 4 months
Text
Tumblr media
Angry and scruffy
109 notes · View notes
fear-is-truth · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
౨ৎ 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓫𝓲𝓻𝓽𝓱𝓭𝓪𝔂 ౨ৎ
95 notes · View notes
knifetrickkk · 8 months
Text
I wish I dreamt in the shape of your mouth but it's your thread count I really care about, stay up til the lights go out stay up stay woahhh ohhh you take the full full truth then you pour some out, you take the full full truth then you pour some out and as we're drifting off to sleep all those dirty thoughts of me they were never yours to keep keep woahhhh oahhh
Tumblr media
121 notes · View notes
bloodybobbysawyer · 7 months
Text
I’m such a simp
117 notes · View notes
thekidsarentalright · 11 months
Text
Tumblr media
fall out boy albums as tour posters (6/8)
american beauty/american psycho tour (2015)
155 notes · View notes
klonopinandketamine · 2 years
Text
They Understood the Plot:
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
713 notes · View notes
pookiepiastri · 1 month
Text
Me personally I just think if you crash your car… then you don’t get to race. But maybe I’m crazy
40 notes · View notes
sciderman · 6 months
Text
Tumblr media
amazing spider-man #95
81 notes · View notes
1moreoffkeyanthem · 11 days
Text
Look yes Stan is very Boy Next Door to me, but, like, if the boy next door also got way too invested in D&D, tried to pet every squirrel he sees, said “uh, thanks” and started crying as a response to getting kissed, and learned elvish to impress his best friend
27 notes · View notes