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ineffable-rohese · 2 months

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I really hate being a fat person in a time of societal, structural fatphobia. Because instead of spending the one hour of free, functional brain time I had today writing, I spent it researching rain pants, which I need to do my job. Because the two (!) pairs I ordered previously that should have fit by measurements only go halfway up my ass. And now I'm spending more than twice as much as either of those and hopefully maybe this other pair will fit. Which is the largest size I can find in a women's style. (I am all hips and butt. Men's cuts do not fit my body without a 10 inch gap at the waist, which is not ideal for rain pants.)

I am a US 24 in pants. There are lots of people my size and larger who would like to participate in outdoor activities. Technical gear to allow larger people to do so safely and comfortably is either extremely expensive or does not exist at all.

It honestly keeps me from doing some of the things I'd like to do. I can't go snowshoeing because I can't rent/borrow snow pants in my size. I don't hike when it's really rainy because the rain pants I can get are tight enough through the thighs that it makes hiking uncomfortable. I have to make do with rain coats that are too tight in the arms (for women's cuts) or way too big everywhere except the hips (men's cuts). I can't get good base layers at all.

It's been a battle since I started working mainly outdoors over a decade ago. The plus size outdoors market has only marginally gotten better, and mostly in terms of better options for sizes 16-20. And I'm just. So. Tired.

#fatphobia #being fat outdoors #this one's personal #i just wanna write my silly stories about my lil guys (gn)#but no. it's painful online shopping time #apparently i'm crabby and whiny today #and i don't care for wine

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honklore · 3 years

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would you consider doing an au where dream is a high school teacher (maybe a math teacher or english teacher or something?) and he has been crushing on his colleague, maybe an english teacher or an art teacher, and his friends have been teasing him quite a bit for it since he hasn’t had the courage to ask them out, which is quite weird considering he’s usually so confident, but it’s just a lot of flirting and shyness between the two until he final caves and asks them out? maybe even some of the students had begun to call him out on not acting on it? it’s perfectly okay if you don’t wanna do this but thank you for reading it :))

you + me = <3 | dreamwastaken

(math teacher!dream, gn!reader, dream likes u oooooh, cute kids, writer knows nothing about chess or how chess tournaments work, you requested high school but i can’t read so i chose middle school sorry!! this is literally nothing like you requested pls forgive me but i has fun, proceed with caution)

song to listen to: roadtrip by dream

i am setting the scene to say that teacher!dream is hot!!!! like, rolled up sleeves and leather watch kind of hot !!!!!!!

dream with fluffy waves that he sometimes ties into a bun if it gets too hot,,, brown roots and blond hair, brown eyebrows, forest green eyes,,,,,, freckles,,,,,

teaches middle school math!! very patient w his kids!!! but also has been known to go on tangents so long that they last until the bell rings

he’s the teacher whose classroom the weird/shy kids sit in at lunch

reads up on his students special interests and tries to ask them about it and encourage them

doesn’t make kids write out their entire process during testing bc he understands some students work in their head and can’t <3

works with different methods to help each kid learn math in their own way

the sweetest ever omg i can’t imagine a nicer teacher than dream

has a open-policy snack cabinet in case some of the kids can’t buy their lunch

has rlly cheesy anti bullying posters on his wall but actually talks to his students about it and makes sure they know he is someone they can go to

okay this is supposed to be a love story not an i heart teacher dream story sorry

you’re the art teacher of the middle school!!! you are also one of the favorites when it comes to teachers

dream is sort of a practical logical comforter and you’re a more dreamy, imagination-based comforter

so the kids ofc have their favorites

you’re a wonderful teacher !!!!

you let the kids use art class as a sort of art therapy, giving them time to do whatever they want with colors and mediums of their choosing

and assignments are usually fun!! you make it fun by giving them good topics that encourage them to express their opinions and personalities !!!

dream has the FATTEST crush on you

it’s so big and he’s very bad at hiding it

literally buys an extra coffee friday morning

slips into your classroom like “oh? hey ___ ? didn’t expect you to be here!!”

you: “in my own classroom?”

dream: “ANYWHO!! they messed up my order AGAIN and gave me a caramel frappe instead of a matcha so you can have it”

he does this every week

new excuses sometimes but it’s always ur favorite flavor, sitting right beside his matcha in a lil cup holder

dream is the type of guy to make sure your fingertips touch when he hands you your cup

so he can blush about it later and pretend it means something

any time he needs supplies or something he goes to you first instead of the communal supply closet

during his break he’ll come in and try to talk to you while your kids are painting

you sometimes sit with him during lunch!! and the kids that all sit in his classroom love you, even if they don’t have art

and every time you do he stutters over his own words and his neck gets rlly red

the kids all give each other side eyes when he does this

math kids 🤝 art kids : tired of witnessing dream’s bad flirting skills

dream brings you a cupcake on your birthday and a little necklace w a crystal on it :/

“i googled crystals for protection!! because i want u safe always!! and i made sure it was sustainably sourced!! let me know if you don’t like it!!”

how could you not like it :(

his eyes are wide and almost worried and when you give him a big smile he gets so happy like :((

your students are just. super still behind their easels hoping this is the moment you’ll actually kiss him

but no

it isn’t until a few of your kids come up one day and ask about forming an official chess club

they need at least one teacher willing to supervise and go on tournament trips and stuff

half of the team asks you and the other asks dream

but they don’t communicate that to each other

so it’s a saturday when both you and dream show up to the school in your casual clothes, unlocking one of the rooms for the kids to practice in

you help some kids set up while dream takes a few to the side and begins to teach them the basics, since not everyone who joins is an actual player

some just wanted to be w their friends ^u^!!!

but dream keeps catching your eye over the sea of middle schoolers and it makes your cheeks heat up whether u want them to or not

the two of you becoming the unofficial parents of the middle school chess team; you take turns supervising but usually both go to trips for tournaments!!

there are six students who make up the chess team + a few who just come for the snacks and respite

and your team is actually so good they qualify for state

and it’s going to be an overnight trip !!

some parents have also agreed to come chaperone

the team is so excited!!! the entire team got to go even though only a few are competing

theres a lot of lovely support going around

your kids are expressive and bright, all wearing special t-shirts they made that count as “uniforms”

they are twelve and dgaf about what ANYONE has to say

puffy markers and all

and before the tournament they surprise u and dream with ur own shirts :(( they are so sweet omg

and ofc you and dream wear them!!! fashion be damned!!!!!

the shirts are like MR WASTAKEN LOVES HIS CHESS TEAM

TEACHER ___ LOVES THEIR CHESS TEAM

AND THERES AN IRON-ON PICTURE OF YOU GUYS AND UR KIDS — EVERYBODY IS CHEESING AND ITS JUST SO SO CUTE

man they just look up to you guys so much

they really needed a place to fit in and your club gave them that

even the ones who are HORRIBLE at chess are sitting in the bleachers with you guys, cheering on their friends ><!!

it’s all so wholesome omg

and your team ends up qualifying !!!!!!!! it’s huge !!!!!!! you all go out for celebratory milkshakes sponsored by mr wastaken !!!!!

and everyone falls asleep with a big smile on their face that night

the next day is full of driving,, and you and dream share a lil seat at the back of the bus

all the kids are winding down, listening to music or playing games on their phones

and dream is so warm, shoulder pressed against yours when he hands you one of his earbuds and is like ,,,, do you want to listen to music with me?

and ofc you do

so the two of you take turns picking songs

dream adds them all later to a playlist called ___ and dream’s epic roadtrip playlist

now that interstate is paved with memories amirite?

once all the kids are picked up at the school, you are about to call your roommate to come pick you up

but dream is like. i can drive you home

dream is that guy who drives with one hand and keeps the other on top of the gear shift <3

you’re just excitedly recounting all the kid’s faces and all the silly stories you were told in the hotel when dream is finally at your apartment complex

and he just bursts

“i really like you”

and you’re just. stunned bc you knew he was fond of you but you never thought he’d be brave enough to SAY it

“i like you too dream!!”

“would it be too cheesy to walk you to your door and kiss you goodbye?”

“maybe... but i like cheesy.”

thank you for requesting!!!

#I fully believe dream is horrible at flirting #dreamwastaken au #dreamwastaken x you #dreamwastaken x reader #dreamwastaken fanfic #mcyt au #mcyt fluff #mcyt x reader

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deanwanddamons · 3 years

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Rock SPN Flash Fan Fic Challenge Masterlist

Here is the Masterlist of all the wonderful stories I received for my Rock SPN Flash Fanfic Challenge between 2nd April 2021 and 18th April 2021.

Thank you to everyone who got involved ❤️ This challenge is now closed, but if there are any outstanding fics, please send them to me and I’ll add it on. I may re-open the challenge for another few weeks if there is anymore interest.

The challenge was, send me a number via an ask between 1 and 200. I will then look at my favourite playlist on Spotify “Dean Winchesters Roadtrip Playlist” and tell you the song that matches that number. You then write a fic of 500 words or less based on that song. Here are the results: A Little Silly - @sofreddie - Summary: Y/N thinks Dean could use a little silly. He doesn't take it well, at first. Warnings: Recreational Marijuana Use, Fluff, Rockin'-TF-out! Song: Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne. Pairing: Dean, Reader, Sam (no pairing really). Word Count: 495

She’s Gone - @mckenziebyrd67 - Summary: She's gone. Warnings: Angst, I guess a lil Fluff. Song: All Out of Love by Air Supply. Pairing: Dean x Reader. Word Count: 499

The Feelings Mutual - @wonder-cole - Summary: None. Warnings: Fluff. Rating E for Everyone // G for General Audiences. Song: American Pie by Don McLean. Pairings: Jensen Ackles x GN Reader. Word Count: 288

Mornin’ Sunshine - @tvdspngirl314 - Summary: Dean's having a really bad hangover and his siblings aren't really helping him. Warnings: none I guess, just some crack, Dean being a sweet big bro at the end. Song: I Wanna Rock by Twisted Sister. Pairing: None. Word Count: 379

House of the Rising Sun - @whatareyousearchingfordean - Summary: None. Warnings: Angst. Song: House of the Rising Sun by The Animals. Pairing: Dean x Reader (Past). Word Count: 471

Driving By Your House - @dreaming-about-fanfictions - Summary: Dean visits a town where memories of you haunt him. (angst). Warnings: None. Song: The Boys Of Summer by Don Henley. Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader. Word Count: 450

Rising Up - @flashxspn - Summary: On a hunt, Dean’s girlfriend gets him into trouble in an underground fight club. Warnings: 18+, Dean gets a little hurt, boxing match, fighting, the tiniest bit of smut in the end (couldn’t resist). Song: Eye Of The Tiger by Survivor. Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader. Word Count: 500

You Drive Me Wild - @ejlovespie - Summary: Pure kissing smut for the ‘Rock SPN Flash Fan Fic Challenge. Warnings: NSFW/Heavy Kissing/Grinding/Stripping/Dirty Talk?/Overall yummy foreplay. Song: Rock and Roll All Nite by Kiss. Pairing: Dean x reader. Word Count: 517

Go Your Own Way - @downanddirtydean - Summary: Dean can't let Y/N in, no matter how badly he wants to. Warnings: this is angst and nothing but angst. Song: Go Your Own Way by Fleetwood Mac. Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader. Word Count: 500

Don’t Let It Show - @jawritter - Summary: She’s had enough of him, just like every other woman always seems to, and normally, he doesn’t care, but this time...this time it hurts. Warnings: Angst, Breakup, Unrequited feelings, Probably language. Song: Good Times, Bad Times by Led Zeppelin. Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader. Word Count: 500

Confessions - @that-one-gay-girl - Summary: One night, laying down in a broken-down motel you can’t hold your feelings for Dean in anymore. Warnings: Fluff. Song: Every Rose Has It’s Thorn by Poison. Pairing: Dean x Reader. Word Count: 420

Get Away From Her - @x-mypeopleskillsarerusty-x - Summary: None. Warnings: Language, Angst, Some fluff? Song: Bad Moon Rising by Credence Clearwater Revival. Pairing: Dean x Reader. Word Count: 428

Don’t Fear The Reaper - @jawritter - Summary: They took him from her, her knight, her king, her Dean, “cured” him, and now she’s going to get him back, she’s going to set him free. Warnings: Major Character Death, (kinda), Fear, Injury, Kidnapping. Demons. The Mark Of Cain. Song: Don’t Fear The Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult. Pairing: Demon!Reader x MOC!Dean/Demon!Dean. Word Count: 518

The Way To His Heart Is Through Classic Rock - @fangirlextraordinaire - Summary: None. Warnings: Slightly suggestive. Song: Feel Like Makin’ Love by Bad Company. Pairing: Dean x Reader. Word Count: 359

No Music - @superbadassnatural - Summary: Sometimes music can be too distracting. Warnings: smut, 18+ only, fingering, p in v (be smart and wrap it before you tap it), funny bits maybe? Song: Rock and Roll All Nite by Kiss. Pairing: Dean x Reader. Word Count: 500

Life In The Fast Lane - @waywardbaby - Summary: Hot daydreaming, need for action. Warnings: Here be smut. Not heavy or anything but we have clear description of said smut. Also, Impala sex, grinding and all around wishful thinking. Song: Life In The Fast Lane by The Eagles. Pairing: Dean x Reader ( written in third person ). Word Count: 500

Glory Days - @jensenswinchester - Summary: Dean’s feeling a little uncertain of what he’s supposed to do next now that he’s defeated, well, God. Warnings: This is about 6 months after the brothers defeated Chuck. I know the show timeline apparently says that’s when…you know…BUT NOT IN THIS STORY. There’s some nostalgia, but fluffy goodness too! Song: Glory Days by Bruce Springsteen. Word Count: 463

Livin’ On A Prayer (Snippet) - @holylulusworld - Summary: You and your bad boy try to find a way to live on more than a prayer. Warnings: angst, language, daddy!Dean (in the beginning), money problems, fluff, Dean is willing to do anything for his girl. Song: Livin’ On A Prayer by Bon Jovi. Pairing: AU!Dean x fem!Reader. Word Count: Unknown

Dude Looks Like A Lady - @watermelonlipstick - Summary: The reader ribs Dean when he sticks his foot in his mouth. Warnings: fluff, swearing, jealousy. Song: Dude Looks Like A Lady. Pairing: Dean Winchester x Reader. Word Count: 500

Brimstone - @thoughtslikeaminefield - Summary: He’s exactly what she wants. Warnings: explicit, surprise bitch. Song: Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Pat Benetar. Pairing: Dean Winchester x female reader/female character. Word Count: 450

Mr I Love Rock N Roll - @superbadassnatural - Summary: Y/N meets a mysterious guy at one of her friend’s party. Warnings: underage drinking, terrible flirting. Song: I Love Rock N Roll by Joan Jett. Pairing: teen!Dean x Reader. Word Count: 500

Heat Of The Moment - @jensengirl83 - Summary: Dean and the reader have a drunken night together. What will Dean do when he wakes the next morning to realize what he has done? Warnings: A little angst. Song: Heat Of The Moment by Asia. Pairing: Dean x female!reader. Word Count: 500

Shook Me All Night Long - @vickyfarley - Summary: You show Dean how you can "shake him all night long.” Warnings: Implied Smut. Song: Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC. Pairing: Dean Winchester x reader. Word Count: 452

Plenty of reading for you guys ❤️

#deanwanddamonsrockflashfic #supernatural #supernatural fanfiction #dean winchester #dean winchester fanfiction

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