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#i hope my boyfriend likes our new girlfriend otherwise its gonna be real awkward
cloudless-petrichor · 7 months
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I had the prettiest girl I have ever seen in my life come into work tonight, she was tall and had long pink hair. She made eye contact and smiled at me every time I came by their table.
Then when her table left, she comes up to where I'm standing, leans over the bar and tells me where she works and to come in and see her so she could return the favour to me and serve me.
I had to stand in the kitchen with my head against the ice machine to calm down
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aqua-cultured · 7 years
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I meant to do this earlier, but--! Oh, well. Do all the even numbers for that ask meme! 🙂
((i also meant to answer these earlier, so OOPS))
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?
well that was @prettyflyforabriguy​ and we’re dating so thats cute
4. Is your last name longer than six letters?
it is EXACTLY 6 letters (so technically no)
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?
this is odd phrasing, but i guess yeah? just didn’t time it right, but its ok!! its honestly probably better for our friendship that nothing happened
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
well i lost track but i’m gonna go with a Lot (LDRs you take the opportunity when you can)
10. When is the last time you saw your sister?
oh jeez this is an awkward one
I have a vague memory that im not really sure if its real or something my 5-year-old mind made up, but i think i escaped from my dad and burst into the funeral room where my mom was, and i think she was holding her
12. Where did you sleep last night?
my own bed
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?
id have woken up earlier last week so i wouldnt have missed my fuckin flight
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
i like a cool sunny of like 70 degrees (i love thunderstorms if im like, doing things with friends or a s/o or something, and its cozy, but i get depressed easily if alone)
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?
lol lifes too short to be wearing pants
20. Does anyone like you?
well i sure hope my boyfriend does :p
22. Is the last person you kissed gay?
hella
(i mean, pan technically)
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
if they ever figure out how to do chromatophore tattoos, you bet your ass ill get over the pain and get an octopus on my shoulder
26. What breed was the last dog you saw?
oh fuck i dont remember, mutt most likely
28. Have you ever kissed a football player?
dont believe i have
30. Do you like text messaging?
yeah
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
I mean i’ve thought about it, but i think if im gonna get any non-ear piercings itll probably be snake bites
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
(ignoring the poor wording buttt) yeah, i have a lot of guy friends who are really important in my life, like jonny, ben, dalen, and special mention for brian
36. Are you a simple or complicated person?
i dont know if anyone can truly be called “simple” in that sense (so complicated i guess)
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?
i’d say the majority of the time, if im actually apologizing im most likely being sincere about it (if im not i usually just dont end up apologizing)
40. What made you start liking the person you like now?
when brian and i started watching star together are we just casually flirted and hung out and it was really nice 😊
42. What is wrong with you right now?
i am perfect fek u
(no but really im p stressed atm because taxes and trump and also bleeding soyeah)
44. Does anyone disgust you?
our president, his vice, his cabinet, confederates,,,
46. Are you in a good mood right now?
yeh :) skyping the cutie
48. What color shirt are you wearing?
lifes too short to be wearing a shirt
((if you are wondering what i AM wearing, its underwear and a blanket wrapped on my shoulders))
50. Anyone you’re giving up on?
not at the moment?
52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?
????????????/ i dont knowwwwwwwww what this is asking enough to really answer
54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
i mean i just want him to be safe about it, otherwise i really dont care/not for me to say/hes his own person
56. Do you like to cuddle?
FUCK YES I DO
58. Do you get along with girls?
i mean, girls are people, so i get along with certain girls more than others, because, ya know, thats how social interactions work
60. What do you carry with you at all times?
I usually have some kind of purse on me at all times, and more often than not my little pink pocket knife is in there
62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?
yes?? ((i mean i never go into a relationship hoping/planning on it to end)
64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?
mmmmmm, yeh
66. How old are the last three people you kissed?
21, 21, 23
68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    
really not a fan of animal prints at all so i cant really decide
70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    
i dont listen to enough of either to have a preference tbh
72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    
like february probably? sometime in this 2017
74. What color are the walls in your room?    
Apartment Issued Beige
76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    
naw. tried reading it once, never really got into it
78. What are your initials?    
MCL (or SCL if youre going by nickname)
80. Are you from the south?    
well i was born in PA, but we moved to nc when i was like 1, so technically no but i do say peCAN instead of peCAHN and i sometimes get a southern accent going when im upset
82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    
I wouldnt say we’re on bad terms or anything, but not really no
84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    
i did gymnastics as a small one (if i had stuck with it id probably be pretty good, i have the right form for it)
86. Do you smoke?    
nope
88. Is your phone touch screen?    
yeah
90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    
no but last week i bought a plane ticket and went to new york without telling my parents about it, so that was an adrenaline rush for my overprotected ass
92. Have you ever made out in a car?    
i mean i’ve kissed in a car, but i wouldnt say ive made out in one
not that i wouldnt be down for it tho
94. Are you single or in a relationship? 
i am happily taken :D
96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    
january 1st probably
98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    
i’ve had friends with cuddle benefits, but thats about the extent of it
100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    
yeah, several high school dildos whos page i go to whenever im feeling particularly masochistic
102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    
timber is just so catchy... (though i only really like keshas parts in it)
104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    
that would require me to wear cowboy boots (so no, though i will wear other boots with shorts)
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