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SPLATOON MAINS. wait what
yeah this is just cuz ive been getting my ass beat in turf war lately. "but didn't you say most of them kinda don't give a shit about video games" hush. listen to my splat facts boy
lupin: using a finnicky, mostly just for aesthetics gun -> using a finnicky, mostly just for aesthetics splatoon weapon. he tried so hard to master the tri-stringer. AND ONLY PARTIALLY FOR THE JOKE OF IT!! ended up with the dualie squelchers. dual wield baby. and he likes the color. he gets to be a LITTLE superficial here
jigen: made fun of people for using snipers in a baby game and then got that violent, evil rush of adrenaline sitting on top of the center of wahoo world and changed his tune a little. offended by the implication he’d need a zoom scope in, again, a baby game. now the goo tuber may look doofy as hell but its jigen so. watch out. he’s like built for this. uses the missiles with a downright evil vengence
fujiko: fast fire rate means big coverage and easy kills. aerospray rg. gotta have it in gold of course! besides, she works better getting much closer to the target in question, so the lack of range hardly hinders her like at all. this was like the easiest ever out of all of these i knew this one first!! she knows the stereotypes of aerospray users sucking! she does not give a shit! you can cry about her taking the ‘easy way out’ all you want she’s still getting that #1 overall splatter medal every damn time !
goemon: it’s too easy to say splatana. it’s too easy. no i'm. its too easy sorry no. in fact i don’t even want to imagine the shouting at the tv that would transpire when he sees that those things literally just go up and down. he loves his diagonal swipes. so let’s go with rollers. goemon (ironically, since he has the highest body count i'm sure) focuses more on paint coverage than actual splatting so. yeah. let’s say big swig just cuz its funny to imagine him running around with that big ass thing
zenigata: just kind of bashes buttons without a full strategy, so brush. any of them. this was also very very easy to determine! the important part is the aggressive swiping over and over and over again. long past the point of death. let’s just say the standard inkbrush, he got used to it quickly and the giant speakers of death fucking rock. you KNOW he loves that shit!!!
BONUS YATA!!!: slowly learning when to fold ‘em. brella. actually the sorella brella yknow with the tent that launches out? oh he LOVES that its having a whole wave push people down. and as we know just seeing the shit he puts up with he MUST have the patience of a saint, so he’s fine with the cooldown
#i didn't even actually help with the splatfest i wrote half of this a few days before it#went into the shop to test more weapons. finished it. and haven't touched the game since. oops!#lupin iii#lupin the third#lupin#jigen#fujiko#goemon#zenigata#yata
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apparently i'm already halfway done my musicology degree??
#i wanna talk about me#between the course i did in undergrad and the frankly ridiculous number of courses i'm taking this semester#apparently i'm over halfway done already#i know the musicology portion is a smaller load than the library science portion but like#man it was weird walking into my advisor's office and him looking me in the eye and saying like 'oh you're almost done'#three courses is all i have left for a master's. Man#well i'm gonna spread those out over the next year and a half...and probably pick up an extra elective here or there while i can#cause idk man i like studying music history...even if i don't Have to i like taking the classes and learning#(esp if it's gonna be paid for by my fellowship as long as i'm still here)#well i need to figure out. how the hell to get in touch with a library science advisor now.#i emailed yesterday and haven't heard back#but i don't know what i'm doing for that degree going forward rn#other than. i guess taking 552. but i KNOW there's other specialty and elective courses i'll need to take too#and i want to take stock of what shit i'll have to take in summers too cause i know some of the courses are only offered in summer#(need to find out if any of my fellowship scholarship can go towards summer courses. i'm guessing not...)#weird. it's weird. i don't know what i'm doing here#anyway#meeting with my advisor went okay i at least know what i'm doing now re: the music stuff#didn't cry which is good but man i hate how my voice started to break more and more the longer i was in there#and when i talked about how i put too much on my plate this semester and am struggling to keep up with all the work#and he asked me if i've been reaching out to anyone for support. or if i had people to reach out to#and i just had to sit there like. uh#define. support?#i have a couple friends at least that i chat with about stuff like that sometimes but not always cause i don't want to bother them too much#but like. it's not like i can ask someone else to write a research paper For me#or it's not like i can control when my coworkers get sick and i have to cover their time in the office#and this didn't come up at all (and i'm glad for it) but jeez it's not like i can control global political conflicts!!#it's hard for me to focus on getting enough work done in small chunks of time in the best of times#let alone when my fucking hamster brain is on high alert for getting hate crimed in public if my necklace is too visible or something#idk. it's a lot man. i bit off more than i could chew this semester even before the world fell apart
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Zhang Zhehan as Xu Jin → The Blooms at Ruyi Pavilion, Episode 40
#chineseartistsinc#cdramaedit#zhang zhehan#xu jin#the blooms at ruyi pavilion#如意芳菲#my graphics#bold of you to assume i'd let zhang zhehan's birthday pass without making anything for the occasion#all the wishes that this next year brings him far more positivity and kindness than what the second half of the last one has given him#i even dug out my external hard drive to find my episodes of ruyi to make this and i haven't touched the hard drive since last year.
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Man, I'm REALLY liking Dancer in group content.
Not to toot my own horn, but as a melee dps main at heart, this feels like the ranged class that was built for me specifically because I'm really good at syncing up with Reapers in particular because it's my main class and I know the fights decently enough by now to know when to buff them for uptime.
Picking ONE dance partner and buffing them specifically makes me feel like a god of war handing out boons to my champion.
In my heart of hearts, all I want to play is a gremlin with a shiv but that's why I'm good at Dancer. I understand those people and will make them the best murderer here.
Go forth my gremlin, my champion, and KILL!
#Caitlin Plays FF14#it's legit my 2nd favorite class to play after reaper#i actually am enjoying most of the classes i've picked up so far#i fucking love reaper and dancer and i really like dark knight and red mage#DRK doesn't have the best feel to PLAY as for tank but it's so thematically delicious that i don't care. it's so aesthetic#red mage also has a good aesthetic with the gear but it doesn't suit talia so i don't care. but i do like being able to dualcast rez#that's fucking invaluable and even if i'm not the best at it i more than make up for it by being the fuck on top of rezes#reaper is just fun. just full stop. it's thematic. it's aesthetic. it's CRUNCHY and MEAN with high mobility and plays nicely with dancer#and Dancer is also just FUN. the aesthetic is eh but the theme of 'you're the other half of my battle couple now' is my favorite thing#it doesn't do a lot of damage on its own but boy do i love. not having a casting bar. and being able to just dip when i need to out of aoe#i grant you i haven't touched much else than those 4 classes but BOY did i hate paladin which i got to level 66 and bailed on forever
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I was like “I’m so excited to move somewhere new and do a lot of exploring and traveling!” only to discover that actually I find exploring to be really boring when I’m alone
Like yeah sure I can go on a road trip and see some cool views and interesting places. But if I’m not sharing those memories with someone, then all my memories might as well just be dreams. I want somebody pointing things out to me and saying something funny about it. I wanna point things out to them. Quietly gazing at the ocean is boring alone, but a wholesome relaxing moment if I’m with someone. When something weird happens I want someone to laugh with me. When I’m alone I just go “huh okay” and move on.
At first I thought “maybe I can get a remote job and then pop around living in temporary housing for a few months at a time and explore everywhere!!” but the more I learn about myself, the more I realize I would be soooo bored. Unless I had a partner who also had a remote job and was willing to lead a lifestyle like that.
#sometimes I forget I lived in Pennsylvania for a year literally because I just don't share that memory with anyone#I haven't kept in touch with anyone I met there either#a whole (small) chapter of my life that feels like it had no impact#other than teaching me that east cost humidity suuucks#like.... yeah okay so I had severe depression for half of it and I learned how to get over it#so okay that's at least some personal growth I got from the chapter#actually you know what yeah sometimes even the *bad* or *short term* chapters of your life are actually really good for you#because even then you are learning a lot about who you are#I may be mega lonely right now. but what I'm learning about myself is that I value my friends above all else#and that I can make due living pretty much anywhere and doing anything. it's clearly not as important to me as the people I'm with#and that will indeed influence the next steps in my life and make my next chapters happier since I know what I do and do not like#Idk yet how long I'll stay here in Oregon. When I moved here I was prepared to spend 5+ years of my life in Portland#now I'm like. eh. pretty locations are fun vacation destinations but everything becomes boring when you live there and get used to it#so might as well pick the location with the people you love the most#or maybe everything just seems boring to me right now because I'm depressed again. whatever#i'll finish school and get a job and figure out my next life steps after that
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Okay, I'm intrigued. Where should I start with Hellraiser? Which movie (if indeed I should start with a movie)? I have no idea what it is about, I haven't even read a wikipedia page. I stand ready to be enlightened!
Thank you <3
Oooh I'm so happy I intrigued you! I'm not an authority on this question in any shape or form, obviously. There is quite a bit of material. There are books, movies and comic books, but I think it's very safe to start with a movie. Best is to start with the first 1987 Hellraiser movie imo That should tell you if you like it or not.
Although to risk being a little controversial perhaps: I think it's also safe to start with the 2022 movie if you want, because narratively it's not connected. It's more of a spin-off, so you wouldn't spoil anything for yourself. And I think one of the reasons behind such "remakes" is to introduce something older to a new audience, so it's not a mistake to start with that.
They have very different vibes, and are made with very different technology, obviously. Interestingly, to me the original is stronger in plot and the scenes, and the 2022 is basically just eye-candy. But that's just my opinion.
The 1987 is also shorter, which: can we please bring back 1.5hr movies?
Also, obviously, it's horror, and it has strong S/M, BDSM elements, and body horror so you know... be mindful of the dead doves ^^"
Anyway, good luck with the exploration, and let me know how you like it <3
#I love being a bad influence#it actually makes me excited how much material there is#because I probably haven't touched even half of it#and that's exciting#hellraiser#I should probably read the books at some point#I think the OG one is quite short#I've never really been into comic books
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It’s enjoyable just to be around you 👑 👓 (Patreon)
#Doodles#Handplates#UT#Asgore#Gaster#I set out to draw a KingDings hug and somehow ended up with these not-hugs huh#Asgore was actually surprisingly easy to pick up I haven't really drawn him before so I was surprised :0#Just casually collecting all the center-part floof hairstyles I'm gonna gather all of 'em together and complete the set one day lol#All facial hair too huh!#Parallels are running too wild in my head how dare#Lol#I do want to draw Asgore's heterochromia at some point#Hey I can do that now that I've got orange! Wowie#Gaster on the other hand >:0 I've drawn him multiple times and he's still hit or miss!#What is it about him I'm gonna just study him properly sometime#Just fill half a page with his cute face and figure him out#Well even if they weren't what I set out to do they are still cute hehe ♥#Closeness <3#Even tho it's just a simple and silly thing of Gaster being flustered to sit in his lap lol it still gives me feelings ah#Can't touch him can't be near him can't taint him - black against white - but he lets him! You won't ruin him Gaster#Vulnerability and desire and fear <3
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can you tell us more about "carseat conversations?" it sounds intriguing 👀
it's a fic idea i have! it'd be about an au of the order just. being modern humans, as a series of scenes mostly set in bellroc's pickup truck (hence the title lol)
#kiwifae says shit#i want to write it but i also haven't touched switcharoo since [redacted] 😭 and i still have 2 new ideas i wanna do#( not even looking at the other wips.... 🫠)#also i'm gonna have to misgender bellroc for a scene and a half and i'm not looking forward to it 😭
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Why did past me have to have a un-healthy coping mech of constantly creating new characters. Ughhhh. Picking who to update next is fucking hard!!
#I haven't even touched the project related ones#I've only been doing characters not connected to a project#And god#I'm not even half way#Coyote Noises
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Dear God, Westminster was always bad but lately it’s like the Tories have been engaged in a secret contest to see who can come out with the most absolutely rancid takes in the Commons
#I think Miriam Cates has won the last two PMQs on that front she just stands up and spews out the most hateful Daily Mail level lies#And fails to provide any credible evidence#But in the wake of Keir Starmer's unbelievably stupid decision-making over the last week#We've also been subjected to unhinged rants from the Dishonourable Member for North East Somerset (I mean more unhinged than usual)#And numerous other MPs (and members of the Lords) holding forth in a manner that Donald Trump would have thought gauche#The Tories were always gross but half of them seem to have lost touch with reality and to base their speeches off dubious facebook posts#The front bench (packed- you will no doubt remember- with appalling examples like Suella Braverman) look tame by comparison#As if we needed any more evidence that this country has been dragged to the (far) right#We don't even have to look at the Labour party's centre-right approach to certain issues; the Tories are wearing tinfoil hats in parliament#Please please let Miriam Cates be trounced in the next election though dear god she has to go she lowers the IQ of the whole chamber#Praying that the electors of Penistone and Stocksbridge come to their senses and oust her as soon as they can#Michael Fabricant and Lee Anderson are also contenders for that position but they haven't offended me quite so deeply this week
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The best/most cursed thing I've done this week: clicked the Randomize Sim button until I got one that looked like the standard western depiction of Jesus. His name is Wet Jesus because he's a mermaid. He can also get pregnant and has a nb child who absolutely HATES him (they did this on their own btw) and it's absolutely hilarious to me bc I gave him the personality traits of a hippy so realistically nobody should dislike him but there's not been a Sim yet that he's met who hasn't gone deep into the red
#in his defense I did randomize his kid's personality and they got Mean and the only person they haven't gotten a negative relationship with#is their other far shittier dad#they have a half sister that's only 12 sim hours older than them because he went in and knocked up Wet Jesus AND his sister on the same day#he got to Jesus IMMEDIATELY after he caught him cheating with his sister. Literally got caught and then they did it in a bush#then not even a day after he gave birth to this kid that hates him the nanny got killed by a volcanic rock#and this fool TOUCHED it and caught fire and had the audacity to get mad about it#and before anyone comments about this this is actually the most normal game of sims I've ever played
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i've got five hours to edit three paragraphs, let's gooooooo
#i just need to edit at a rate of a paragraph every hour and a half!#its only 600 words!#/weeps#its only because this is literal editing test editing#if this was like. something i was being paid for? this would have been done WEEKS ago#instead I'M paying to do this work and get a grade and I haven't even touched the last three paragraphs hours before its due
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squishy is okay squishy is okay squishy is okay squishy is okay squishy is okay
#intrusive thoughts are a comin#body image cw#i haven't worked out in like a week and a half and i know to some people they're like omg that's only like 8 days but to me it's severe#i can't go like two weeks w/o doing it bc fixations#i basically just have like 2 pounds of water-weight and it's driving me crazy#working out is the only thing that keeps me from fixating severely on weight bc i've accepted i will never stop i've been counting calories#since i was deadass six years old#this is just stream of conscious for me so#i started on ed tumblr so#when i was eleven woo#i can't stop touching my stomach and making sure everything is okay#it's not really#not at alll#just finish this discussion post and go to bed#i haven't been working out bc of ptsd relapse but if i don't workout then i just fixate on this#it's fine it's fine it's fine#it's not and i am so close to having a breakdown#to peeps who just followed me i am oh so sorry i promise i am more stable than it appears right now#if someone even reads this#body image tw#ed tw#ed cw
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#i just want to delete all my asks#just to have a fresh start#even tho there are a LOT of asks in there#that i want to answer#but i want to start clean#but i have a hoarder mindset#literally like deep cleaned my room recently#and i feel better#but also just empty#like all the garbage and stupid shit i had#was what was filling me up#and now a lot of it is gone#and i am empty#but a like good empty#idk#i still have plenty of useless shit i should get rid of#but i feel like i will regret it#even if i haven't touched half this stuff in years#same with asks#months old asks#i will prob never get to answering#even though i really want to#so i keep them#and get overwhelmed each time i open the inbox#i'm gonna save everything at some point#and then just delete the whole askbox#or i hope i do that at least#at some point#having a minor life crisis or whatever my friend called it right now
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i sent vacation crush the pictures from the trip and thanked me n said he didn't even know i took most of them and i said im like google earth always takin pics (forgetting he has zero pop culture knowledge like. i know he was born during their time but i had to explain who the spice girls are? anw google earth is maybe funnier without knowing im quoting leslie knope) ANYWAY my point here was that he sent and deleted like a triple text of replies?? i think there was another thank you, sth else innocuous and one that started with "you're making" im what, making his day? to which i would've said him saying that made my day but it was gone when i clicked the notification
#this is a longer post than i meant it to be but ive said what i was gonna say so#(if ur lost check the last post in#vie#i can't believe i MISS HIM#like he's a sweet kid (having used that word i need to clarify that while the age gap is. a gap he IS legal)#although - i didn't even mean to segue into this but it's just so funny - my brother told me he tried to rizz up a girl who turned out to#be a 30+ year old woman - she asked his age and after he answered said im probably your mom's age - that conversation ended there but the#next night she danced and chatted with him for half the time we were all in the dancefloor area#and my brother said he's got that statutory rizz GJDKSK#we didn't get to tell him bc she was there until we said our goodbyes and that was our last night and well. im certainly not saying that#i haven't let on to him about anything just been overly friendly - well i did touch his arm that one time what were we talking about#oh he brought up some mildly disappointing situation and i said something supportive and sort of squeezed his arm#i did also compliment his shirt - this is all that last night - but i feel like saying well it's a good shirt in response to some comment he#made abt it not being ideal to dance in is neither here nor there#i just can't believe dina 'im your mother's age' lastname got to dance with him but there's always someone like this#(see also: andrew from elementary school st the party earlier this year and the high school crush our mutual friends all knew about)#more on that (and other things)#in the#lore#tag -and vie im sure-#ANYWAY i have to go to sleep!!! yes i am rambling bc im sleep deprived i went to bed at 3am that night and couldn't get back to sleep after7#bc that's what happens when i stay up! then i had a flight later in the day.....#i did have one of my nice productive soeep deprived days tho after an appointment i bought gorg dip bowls in that area and looked at#lil personal item suitcases at another mall (ended up getting one id seen online) and swimsuits on sale bc i was lacking in both this trip#i will never wash a swimsuit in a hotel shower again (or at least just one per trip max instead of 3) and i simply cannot carry a big#shoulder bag so ive been bogging my dad or brother down with theirs and mine but now i'll have one on wheels instead!
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retired pornstar ghost has always been a talker. his voice is deep— a low rumble like distant thunder. always gets anyone that's under him going.
his voice to his own ears sounds plain, like any other man, really; he doesn't see the appeal. but what he does find appealing are the noises that come from you, his cute co-star when he talks to you, lips dripping with honey.
ghost loves when you clamp down on his cock, squeezing him like a vice when his wicked words sink into your ears. "tight bloody cunt would drive any man wild, love. how lucky i am that it's me getting to fuck you."
"look at you under me," he stills the bucking of your hips with one hand, skin dimpling where his fingers dig into you, "at my mercy, taking my desire."
"doing so well," he coos.
ghost lets out a sharp exhale through his teeth when your walls begin to flutter around him. "so quick to come, and i haven't even touched," he moves his hand down to your mons, thumb finding your swollen pearl, "here."
the circles he draws there are tight, precise, destructive. he brutally wrenches your orgasm from you, and in your blinding ecstasy, you dig your nails into the side of his proportionately wider waist.
his hips undulate as he fucks you through it while still fucking talking.
"kitty's got claws, doesn't she? i love a little—" but the words that were on his tongue crumbled into ash. you'd dragged your nails on his skin in mild annoyance, because how dare he sound so untaxed even though you're still twitching from the aftershocks under him—
the silence spoke volumes; he'd even stopped moving. you did it again, and this time he had whimpered— a pathetic little noise that came from the back of his throat.
delicious.
you wonder. this time, your nails score red lines down the front of his chest, grazing a little too close to his nipple and he groaned. loud.
delectable, like thick, molten chocolate.
now it's your turn to do the talking. "the mighty ghost, rendered speechless. have i performed a miracle?"
peering down at you, his eyes hold a deeper shade than usual. you continue to claw at him, this time targeting his unmistakably sensitive nipple. the sight of his eyes rolling back in sheer bliss ignites a fire within you.
"my, oh my," the smug grin on your face perfectly matches your tone. "tell me what you need, ghost. you need me to mark you up? want to see me on you come morning?"
his growl is animalistic, a shiver licks up your spine. he quickly bends you in half, feet dangling helplessly on his brawny shoulders.
"bite."
it's easy to follow his edict when he hits so deeply in this angle that the pain and pleasure blur into one overwhelming sensation. your teeth sink into the thick meat of his barrel chest, and he abruptly stills, a guttural snarl escaping his lips.
he doesn't speak a word until after; when his seed drips from your glistening slit and sweat-slick skin begins to cool down.
"fuckin' hell, love."
#call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#cod mw2#cod mwii#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley smut#simon ghost riley x you#ghost smut#simon riley x you#simon riley smut#ghost call of duty
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