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in-superbloom · 3 years

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8 songs, 8 rules (or something)

RULES: 8 song prompts & tag 8 people

hai hai so @bandsanitizer tagged me to do this lil fun game so here we are <3 alison i can't explain how much i love opportunities to talk about my music so pls just feel the soul crushing hug i'm sending you right now 💜

also i'm completely incapable of choosing only one thing for anything ever – let alone music, so enjoy this catalogue of all over the place songs with a lot of unsolicited commentary <3 also all links are from spotify because i don't support iphone supremacy <3

anna from the future came to say: this got way too long, so i'll put it under the cut & i'm sorry in advance if you're reading this and pls know you don't have to read it at all, i won't blame you 👁👄👁

1. favorite song at the moment.

oh man. gotta say starting line by our resident sad boi hemmo ofc. it hasn't left my head since i first listened to it & i'm honestly still digesting it 🥺 but also ! can't not mention my main men <3 wrecked by imagine dragons also just came out and already managed to give me way too many breakdowns which is completely uncalled for but i can't complain 💜

2. a song you associate with your favorite ship.

which one 👁👄👁 i have so many favorite ships that i just stopped keeping track of them lmao but like, i don't really know? i used to associate songs with ships a LOT when i was younger but it's been a while since i did it. so let me check.

oh boy okay, alison mentioned glee which reminded me of klaine and the amount of love i have for these stupid lil gay men. the song that immediately stands out for me is teenage dream (acoustic) which yes it's the katy perry song but like. big big sad. i literally can't listen to it without wanting to cry. if you know the context, you know. and if you do, i'm sorry </3 this is not my absolute favorite ship ever but it's the one i relate with music the most, so let's leave it there or else this will get way too long lmao but also ! all you need is love 💖

3. a song that could be about you.

ehhh i have a whole playlist of these. like. over 100 songs. so let me pick 😌 okay there's too many so let me list them or else i'll end up talking too much about each one:

hear me - imagine dragons (13-years-old me cried over this on a weekly basis no joke) // clean - taylor swift (no link bc we're waiting for the taylor's version) // my kind - alessia cara // body - julia michaels // matter of time (interlude) - ashton irwin // memórias - pitty bc this woman singlehandedly built half of my personality so i gotta mention her <3

4. a song that you think is underrated.

look i might make a whole playlist for this someday, but for now i'll list artists that i think are underrated with my current favorite song from them:

honest - mali-koa // bardot - raffaella // i like myself (most of the time) - k.flay // get high - herizen // breaking my bones - friday pilots club

and honestly? my man ashton irwin does not get enough credit for the masterpiece that is superbloom and i'll never shut up about it <3 i know 5sos is not really underrated but i think we all know how things would play out if/when all the boys release a solo album, and we're getting a taste of that now, so yeah. gotta praise my main man <3

5. a song that reminds you of a good memory.

very unsurprisingly there isn't many for this category bc unfortunately my brain mainly associates songs with bad moments in my life 🥴 however, i will say more than words by extreme bc it reminds me of my babe/soulmate/love of my life @bluesdelis and of the best month of my life hands down. not much context for this one bc it's too damn special and personal but it's our song™ so yeah <3 (but i also almost put the glee version <3 love you tho 😌🖤)

6. the last song you listened to.

brutal - olivia rodrigo, shocking i know 😌 it was playing from my disco cowgirl playlist while i showered <3

7. a song that makes you laugh.

at this point almost anything from glee, especially if it's from season 4-5 lmao (why glee won't leave my head, alison this is your fault) but i already talked about them so let's go with don't phunk with my heart by the black eyed peas bc this song is absolutely ridiculous & i love it 💖

8. A song you want your mutuals to listen to.

all of the songs mentioned above <3 😌 but let me leave one from my new favorite band (thank you kaykay): hush - the marías ❤ so in love with this album 🥺

tagging: @bluesdelis @suchalonelysunflower @wastelandcth @ijustdontlikepeople @mulletcal @littledrummerangie @aintmyjewelry @talkfastromance4 💜 (i have no idea at all of who already did this so i'm sorry if you have !! but if you haven't, no pressure at all !! <3 and if you see this & wanna do it then i'm tagging you 😌 pls do it & tag me bc i love to take a peak at people's personality through their music <3)

also if you've read all of this? i love the shit out of you 💜 and i'm sending you the warmest hug and a tender forehead kiss 😚💓 here have a candy too 🍬

#oooof okay #this took some work but i freaking loved it #people should not give me the power to talk freely about music bc i won't ever stop 😌#thank you so so so much alison 💜#this feels like i'm showing my whole soul online so like !!!#but i really love talking about this so <3 #anyways #tag games #anna talks music #about anna #my lil 🐢🖤#music #think that's all #can you tell i have a libra mercury ! i could've never guess that 🥴#i'm sorry i know i talk too much but no this is not gonna change <3 #tagged #music games #alison <3

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ladydreilgard · 3 years

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Tag game! tagged by @dyke-cowgirl

Answer 30 q’s + tag 10 people!

1. name/nickname: Vivian, Viv, Vivi

2. gender: Girl but I get to define that word not you

3. star sign: Taurus! I....don't know astrology though X3

4. height: 5'6" and I kinda wish I was shorter =P

5. time: 3:49

6. birthday: 3 days from now! =D

7. favourite bands: Streetlight Manifesto

8. favourite solo artists: Does Yoko Shimomura

9. song stuck in my head: The Hands That Thieve - Streetlight Manifesto

10. last movie: I......I have no idea sskajfkdsjafkdsj

11. last show: Does Puppet History count =P

12. when did i create this blog: Oh jeez, probably close to a decade ago x.x

13. what i post: Gay shit, Kingdom Hearts, Bionicle, anger at the shittier aspects of the world mostly

14. last thing googled: I think the last thing I googled was, like, detailed data on Bloons TD 6 fdakfjdksf

15. other blogs: I have one for being horny! =D

16. do i get asks: Not really =(

17. why i chose my url: Picked it after one of my first OCs, who was literally just a self-insert

18. following: 209

19. followers: 324

20. average hours of sleep: 9-10 (I like sleepy)

21. lucky number: Fuckin.....I dunno lol

22. instruments: I've dabbled with Piano and the Ocarina ('cause I'm a nerd =P), but its been long enough that I've probably completely forgotten how to play both =(

23. what am i wearing: Butt shorts, and a white shirt with a, like, black vest over it that's really cute =3

24. dream trip: I mean, England is starting to sound pretty good for reasons =3

25. favourite food: Pizza!

26. nationality: American (With a history of, like, half a dozen different west europe places)

27. favourite song: Right now I'mma go with Better Place, Better Time by Streetlight Manifesto

28. last book read: I've been reading How To by Randall Munroe (aka The XKCD Guy)

29. top three fictional universes The Matoran Universe, The Pokemon World, and Hyrule

30. favourite color: Trans Flag =3

I’m tagging : @earthmoonlotus @waithwat @pious-smasher

@heliogoodbye @hekatontarch

#tag games #personal shit

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deliciousexpert303-blog · 4 years

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NSFW Asks

1:When did you lose your virginity? 13

2: Rough sex or soft sex? both, depends on my mood

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? not unusual but i like being watched as much as i love to watch

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex? In the snow behind a club

5: Favourite sex position? Cowgirl

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive? submissive

7: Have you ever had any one night stands? um, yeah.

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? bed, floor then couch. Why not hot tub?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place? yes

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating? yes

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? black, sexy lacy

12: How often do you have sex? not enough, but I am insatiable. Varies but at least once a week

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? yes

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? i get pleasure from both

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? the first time I squirted and didn’t know what was happening

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? anything really, lately really enjoy tiesto

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? is it weird to say the same? oh well, see above

18: Are you into dressing up for sex? if the mood is right and it’s likely to get my man’s attention

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? shower

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? A couple of swingers (not a specific couple, just looking)

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? yes

22: Do you/would you use sex toys? yes

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? Today? yes

24: Would you have sex with your best friend? yes

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) smoke, shower and sleep

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny? kissing, gentle biting of my neck

27: Early morning sex or late night sex? yes to both, please

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex? eyes

29: Favourite body part on the same sex? smile

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: toys, lube, new lingerie

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you: slapping my nipples

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] Yes. I am sweet

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: yes

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience: chocolate syrup

35: Worst possible time to get horny: when the battery on my toy is dead lol

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans? yes

37: How much fapping is too much fapping: i don’t know, each person is different

38: Best sexual complement you ever got: A guy telling me (before we started hooking up) that he would masturbate to idea of me

39: Favorite foreplay activities: teasing, touching, exploring, making out

40: What do you wear to bed? sometimes a t-shirt sometimes nothing

41: When was the first time you masturbated: 2 hours ago

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? a library worth

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? 2 years ago in a public hot tub in the winter

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public? I have and would again

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome? I have and would gladly do it again

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? A vibrating pen

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? sometime if that’s the mood I am in

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not) Hell yeah it feels like heaven

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? tattoos and whiskey make me frisky

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity? not for me

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter? anything that can cause an infection or hurt me

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? pornstar

53: Do you watch porn? yes

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why? no

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? usually no, but sometimes around the house yeah or when wearing a skirt on a date I’ll go commando

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? no, although I prefer some maintenance

57: If you could give yourself head, would you? at least once yes

58: Booty or Boobs? boobs

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) yes, not proud of it. animalistic type irresistible attraction

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do? Masturbate, have sex, get head, masturbate, have sex

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate? yes

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate? yes

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed? do erect nipples count? then yes

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate) I am a clit girl

65. What is your bra/penis size? 36c

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus? cucumber

67. When was the last time you masturbated? 2 hours ago

68. When was the last time you had sex? 2 days ago

69. When was the last time you watched porn? 2 hours ago

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do? Yes, many throughout the years. My first was a smooth non phallic vibrator - boring. Now my go to is a vibrating bullet

71. Guys:Circumsized? n/a

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched? neck, nipples

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched? clit

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation? no

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr? not YET!!

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream? n/a

77. Which wet dream was your favorite? n/a

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with? yes

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with? yes

80. Favorite sexual position? cowgirl. i love to ride yeeha

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed? depends on my mood and who my partner is

82. Are you into any BDSM? a little

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldn't for any reason? Why? yes. i think we all have at one time or another

84. Do you like dirty talk? kinda. in person I am not great at it

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation? yes and yes

86. Have you ever been interrupted during sex or masturbation? Who/what? yes, by a few different people, mostly embarrassed

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch? definitely depends on my mood

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them? n/a erection admitted to masturbation yes

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them? yes

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them? yes have had. some yes and some no

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial? yes but no longer beneficial

92. Ask whatever you want

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momofantas · 5 years

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Gay Cowpoke (currently untitled, who gives a fuck) pt 1

OC x OC | Gay Cowgirls!!!! BASED ON MY LOVE FOR A CERTAIN COWBOY GAME | 1063 Words

“Miss Sarah.”

She lifted her gaze only briefly from her drink, knowing full well who it was. Madame Ross never took kindly to her girls taking their own time at the bar, but she was done for the night. For the week.

Probably forever.

“Yes, Miss Ross?” She replied before attempting to chug back the rest of her whiskey.

Her glass was knocked away and her hair grabbed.

“You know the rules full well, Miss Sarah,” the older woman spat before getting closer to hiss in her ear. “If I catch you drinking on the job again, without a customer paying for it, you will be kicked back to the dairy farm I found you on to clean the shit off that man’s shoes.”

Sarah took a deep breath in an attempt to hold her tongue. “Yes, Miss Ross,” she whispered.

The older woman finally removed her hand from Sarah’s hay-colored bun. “I’ll have Mary and Agatha keeping an eye on you,” she said. A smile suddenly appeared on her thin lips as she turned to welcome customers.

Sarah took no notice of them and instead turned to the bartender who simply shook his head and sighed.

“I told ya not to blame me if ya got caught,” he said.

“Shut up, Joe.”

Without looking, she could feel a presence take a seat on the barstool next to hear. It was probably a customer, and as much as she didn’t want to deal with someone tonight Madame Ross had just threatened to send her back to the farm. She took a deep breath, plastered a coy smile on her face, and turned to look at the man who sat next to her.

“Hi there, darlin’.”

That was not a man.

Soft lips were curved into a smile, creating a dimple in the left cheek of the woman sitting next to Sarah. Her dark hair was pulled back into a short, low tail that was sure to leave some of the tourists from the city feeling scandalized. The brim of her hat shaded her face enough that Sarah couldn’t tell what color her eyes were.

“Hi,” Sarah replied bluntly, more out of surprise than disinterest.

“Was there any particular reason why Ross was actin’ that way toward ya?” The woman asked with a tilt of her head. While waiting for a response, she raised two of her fingers at Joe. “Whatever she was havin’.”

Her cheeks grew warm as she realized that potential customers may have seen what had just happened, ruining her chances for the next hour or so.

“No ma’am, not at all. I think your eyes are just full of dirt,” Sarah responded, her eyes taking in the dust-covered attire the woman wore. Boots suitable for a working man, blue jeans, and a tan cotton shirt covered with dust. Her sleeves were pushed up, but for a moment, Sarah thought she saw a rust-colored stain in the crease around her elbow.

The woman chuckled at Sarah’s quick response.

“I like that. I’ll hafta tell that to the boys back at camp,” she said.

‘This woman’s a walkin’ sin,’ Sarah thought, imagining what kind of life this woman led. Pants, living with men out in a camp…

Her mind wandered as Joe set two glasses down, already filled halfway with whiskey. The woman lifted the one closest to her to her mouth and take a sip before chuckling again.

“Ya got good taste,” she muttered before shooting the rest of the whiskey back. As she set the glass down, she noticed Sarah had yet to touch hers. “You gonna drink that?”

Sarah, having realized she was staring, jumped slightly.

“Oh. I, uh, don’t know. If you want it….”

The woman took the glass and drank its contents with a kind of ease Sarah hadn’t seen anyone drink with. Joe was known for serving the strong stuff so the girls didn’t have to suffer their annoying and demanding clients for long.

“Miss Ross!” The woman called, reaching into her back pocket.

Madame Ross walked into the room with a kind smile she reserved strictly for customers. “Yes?”

“How much?”

“For her?” Ross was startled. “Are you sure you don’t want another girl?”

Was this woman a regular? Sarah had never seen her before, but Ross was perfectly fine with her going around with the girls.

“I’m sure. How much?”

“Ten dollars,” Ross said, shaking her head before holding out her hand.

The woman slapped a too-crisp ten dollar bill into Ross’ hand before standing up. She turned and looked down at Sarah, her green eyes glinting with something dangerous. Hesitantly the brunette stood and led her customer up the stairs and to her normal room. As she passed her coworkers she heard whispers of confusion and frustration as they realized that the woman following her was a customer.

“A woman? What are they gonna do, gossip?”

“That’s not fair! We have to actually work for our money!”

This was not good for keeping Sarah in favor at the brothel.

She pushed the door to her room open and motioned for the dark-haired woman to enter. The door shut behind the two of them and she couldn’t help but sigh.

“Don’t go lookin’ so sad. I ain’t gonna bed ya or anything,” the woman laughed, raising her hand to the back of her neck.

Sarah’s face didn’t do much to hide her shock.

“Ya looked so scared… And I heard ya might have to go back to some shithole, and I know what that’s like,” the woman explained. “So I thought we could just…”

She paused.

“Talk.”

“About what?”

“I don’t know.” The woman shrugged before sitting on the bed. “Yourself? I don’t got much to talk about.”

“Why do you want to know about me?”

“I-I don’t know! I just thought you might… want some help so I just….” The woman dropped her head with a groan.

Sarah looked away. She had just been saved from the wrath of Miss Ross for as long as she wanted. The woman didn’t have to do this.

“My name’s Sarah-Ann, but everyone calls me Sarah,” she said with a sigh before taking a seat next to the woman.

She looked up curiously, waiting for Sarah to say more.

“If I say something, you have to tell me something back. Deal?”

The woman smiled.

“The name’s Mabel.”

#my writing #kellie's writing original shit!#i hope y'all like it #if u want my gay cowgirls playlist lmk it helps me write this #i'm trying to write a full-fledged story and y'all are all my beta-readers lmao

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