gay, wheat bread, fashionable olive 🤍

pls put me in ur pocket!!!!! i would love to live inside ur pocket!!

Dearest Bobby Homoparanoia,

Apologies for not writing sooner, how have you been? Are you in good health? I do hope so. Regarding the color asks, you are Fashionable Olive and Science Cyan. Although we don't really talk, i very much enjoy your Presence and Postings on the dashboard. You are #slay

Kindest Regards,

A.K. Slasherqueer

HIII no need to apologize :) my health is like slaying i feel pretty normalcore in the body and im like the best ive ever been in my life brain-wise its kind of epic im proud.

as for these i follow u because ur also a genius and very beautiful and witty <333 mwah

i also enjoy ur presence :D!!! we r like buddies its epic ur very slay as well

Hey~ how are you today? ☺️ may I get a ship please? I'm 18 years old,small, petite, shy, random, giggly, sarcastic, bright, and clumsy. I have green eyes, red hair, wears glasses, and I have freckles. I love writing, animals, movies, music, playing instruments, and being with my friends and family. I'm really quiet at school/ around strangers but I'm much more outgoing when I'm with my friends. I'm very protective of my friends and family. I can be a little scary when I'm mad too. 😅 Thank you~!

hi! i’m doing alright, thanks so much for asking!! of course you can get a ship and i cannot apologise enough for responding so late! anyway, lets get this ship sailin’

i think you and johnny are DESTINED. i can also kinda see you with pony or soda or even darry, but i think johnny would appreciate your qualities the most. he LOVES how petite and adorable you are! he especially loves holding your small frame and it makes him feel more masculine and dominant. he’s constantly getting completely lost in your green eyes and running his fingers through your gorgeous red locks (he adores both, mostly because he finds them both extremely breath-taking, unqiue, and interesting features!) when you two cuddle or even simply hug.he loves cracking jokes with you and he’s one of those people who laughs even harder because you laughed too. he likes that your intelligent and quite frankly, he brags about it pretty often. he’ll walk around town and you’ll say something witty or share some obscure but smart fact and he’ll be like ‘yup, that’s my girl. the brightest you’ll ever know!!” and you help him out so much at school and he’s so grateful :’) you both are the ultimate shy/clumsy rocket duo and you both always make the gang laugh. for example, one fateful evening, you and johnny were standing and talking and laughing, the usual. pony ran into the living room and called your name to ask you a question about a film he had recently saw and you had read the book to it. anyway, as pony grabbed your attention, johnny was in the process of leaning in and before you knew it, you were sprawled on the floor with johnny on top of you and his face immediately turned a deep shade of red out of pure embarrassment. pony just laughed his ass off and two-bit soon joined. dally actually helped you both back up and asked the two of you if you were okay - while laughing hysterically. you and johnny still laugh about it to this day too, and it commonly comes up randomly. anywayyyyy,,, you are SO CREATIVE and he L O V E S that!! he cant get enough of you, seriously. you’re literally so perfect in his eyes. he loves watching you write and just takes in how beautiful you look. he sees you as a goddess, with the sunlight from the fairly small window making your face glow even more, and the focused expression on your face makes that poor boy S W O O N! and he always encourages you to read your work to him, whether its finished or not. he’s so convinced your a bestselling author writing under a pseudonym and you’re extra determined to keep your identity, even from him. and sometimes he’ll even give a few suggestions and ideas! he also enjoys taking ou out to the movies whenever possible, even if it means spending the last few dollars he has. he’s willing to give everything and anything up for you because he adores you just that much and he insists more too. AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH MUSIC THIS BOY IS A LOW KEY MUSICAL GENIUS AND HE LOVES MUSIC SO MUCH!! you gave him your old guitar and taught him some chords and hE W R O T E A S O N G F O R Y O U A N D P U T T H E C H O R D S T O G E T H E R A N D E V E R Y T H I N G!! and of course you enjoyed every moment of it, even though you could tell he was pretty nervous and maybe a little embarrassed afterwards too because he THINKS he cant sing but he actually CAN and the slight rasp in his voice literally kills you. also, you two tried starting a band but johnny quickly dropped the project because it made him nervous performing in front of others (yup, even you). last but not least, we can NOT leave johnny’s family situation out. he stopped sleeping at the curtis’s house so frequently and basically moved into your house. because of your strong bond and relationship with your family, they were more than welcome to let him stay and they were quite infuriated by his household situation. your parents wanted to do something about it but you told them its better if they leave it be. the last thing johnny needed was more trouble with his folks, and your parents reluctantly accepted it. he thinks it’s amazing how protective and defensive you are of your friends and families and he truly admires that. you’re friends and family absolutely love johnny and let him in pretty quickly. also, you could gradually see johnny coming out of his shell more and he became more outgoing and just overall happier like he used to be.

BONUS! :

- one time he brought home a stray dog and the following week, he brought home a cat! 

- he loves putting finger smudges on your glasses because he thinks its funny when you can’t see and you hate it

- talking about hate and anger, this kid bakes for you when you’re in a bad mood and he literally calls you hot sauce when you get all mad and feisty (he thinks you’re really hot when you’re mad because he’s a boy and,,, well,,, he finds it hot lmao)

- his favourite thing to bake for you are dinosaur cut-out chocolate chip cookies and its referred to as his “special dessert”

- okay so johnny was feeling clever and bored, so as soon as you fell asleep on the couch right next to him, he shimmied out of his spot and sneaked into pony’s room for a marker, any marker, and literally connected some of your freckles into the shape of an elephant and when you finally woke up, this boy could not. stop. laughing. and you were so confused for the longest time until dally came in and pointed out the rather unusual drawing lmao

- he also did that like twice and obviously you were gonna get your revenge… kekekeke