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#i dont think that shitll work
yazumo · 3 months
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btw ill probably not post like at all anymore LMAO, tumblr can eat shit
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ask-turnedtechgodhead · 3 months
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Where's everyone?
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oh shit yeah should probably actually fill yall in if youre seeing this or fill you in on the fuck all i know right now anyway which shouldnt take long
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however the fuck youre getting these anyway at this point im just assuming its time loop bullshit because lets be real its always time loop bullshit isnt it theres infinite daves out there all drowning in time loop bullshit but i guess its almost weirdly reassuring? like i dont remember doing any of this shit right this version of me hasnt ever stolen stupid ass recordings from an alternate me to give to... whoever yall are assuming youre from earth c so hey guess in a roundabout way this documentary bullshit worked and that means at some point ill have the ability to do time loop bullshit again and that shitll be the happiest day of my life fuck everything i said about never touching time shit again dropped that shit like it was hot and now im on my knees digging through the dirt like some poor sap who just rejected the love of his goddamn life just because she was a mole woman like yeah sure shes got fucked up hands and she cant see shit but fuck dude one look at how quickly she tunnels away is all it takes to realise that she could be the one for you especially if you can use those tunnels to get back to uh yeah
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anyway isnt that the question of the goddamn century
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far as i can tell the other three all landed here too cant get hold of egbert but im assuming hes busy creating creepy ass cake sculptures or whatever the fuck it is they do for family reunions over in the egbert household
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so his dad and roses mom make five
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...maybe six. havent seen bro around but itd be weird if the game didnt throw his ass back here with everyone else right so make that five and a half i guess and uh
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...no one else we think anyway cant get a hold of the trolls or the other humans so far hell the trolls handles aint even showing up on pesterchum and i know for a goddamn fact they were harassing us around now so thats...
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also since apparently that shit wasnt bad enough the universe went hey yknow whatll be great youll fucking love this bro trust me so you remember puberty right yeah what if you had to do that shit all over again lmao have fun with that
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xamaxenta · 29 days
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Marcosabo smoking together its a thing they do
Marco only says it once like, that shitll kill you yoi
And sabo looks up from where hes lit his own cigarette with a snap of his fingers
He looks awful, huge dark circles under his eyes, theyre deep purple and bruised looking, his cheeks hollower than usual and his scar looks particularly mottled and pronounced when cast in the light of the cherry red tip
He shrugs and exhales a thin stream of smoke through his nose “its comforting.” Is all he has to say, mumbles around the filter
Marco gets it. Being a man of flames himself, the Phoenix whets the effects and burns away the impurities, he wonders if the mera mera functions in a similar way, Ace never was the smoking type so he never thought to ask
“You should find better comforts” Marco replies
Sabo doesnt look at him, focusing on something far out in the distance on the sunset horizon from where they stand on the ocean torn cliffs together
Its quiet for a long while, the sound of night critters and crickets singing and chirping, the gentle whip of weather aged fabric fluttering beside them, Sabo brushes a hand over the sun warmed stone, stone that remained warm even on the coldest nights, bare fingers tracing the carved letters of his deceased childhood couldve been—
“Like what.” Its not a question or a demand or anything really.
“A hobby perhaps.” Marco suggests and Sabo smiles, lips curving into something a little mean and a little sardonic “I went out of my way and made the time to visit you on this shitty little island and all you have to say to me is get a hobby?”
“What would you rather have me say?” Marco turns to look at him properly, its their first eye contact since Sabo arrived with his bag of tributes, flowers of course. White roses, sake and a prayer for Newgate, and pink hibiscus, orange firelilies and sunflowers; for Ace.
Sabo says nothing continues to sink his fingertips into the grooves of the letter A and bites down harshly on the filter of his smoke.
“Marco I want you to ask me to stay.” Marco changes his voice, altering it deeper and accenting it in that infuriatingly posh and mocking tone that he often adopts when mimicking Sabos voice
“You know I cant.” Sabo says quietly, feels the heat of his burnt down cigarette dangerously close to his lips, he doesnt care though, if he closes his eyes he can pretend.
“Then what about when its all over?” Marco doesnt sound hopeful
“When its all over? Id be lucky to even be alive when its all over.” He doesnt usually do bleak, but Sabo doesnt expect to see the future hes been fighting so hard for
Marco heaves a great sigh, it comes from his belly and leaves his mouth ashy and smoky.
“I don’t particularly cope well with loss.”
Sabo flinches. Draws his fingers away from Ace’s headstone sharply and looks away. Guilt sinking sharp claws into his stomach and tearing him open from the inside.
Of all the foolish and tactless things he couldve said.
“I dont think this is working out for us.” Is what he says instead.
Instead of sorry
Instead of i didnt mean it
Instead of i love you, i want to come home to you
Marco remains quiet, its too dark now with the sun having fully set a few minutes prior, to figure out what exactly his expression had changed to.
“You made time just so you could break up with me?”
It’s a little ludicrous, when spoken aloud like that.
“This isnt love.” Sabo rasps, that tiny blip of heat sitting just on the tip of his tongue now, he’s tired, its always hard coming here.
“Couldve fooled me.” Marco drawls, his tone betrays nothing but theres a difference in the way he says me, he steps closer regardless.
Sabo cant exactly see him now, refuses to ignite to sate his curiosity, just his general silhouette because the moon tonight is new and the island of Sphinx is very quiet and very dark.
“Here.” Marco proves a personal hypothesis— the phoenix has some kind of night vision— because Sabo has no other theory to explain when Marco finds his hand with ease, threads their fingers together with familiarity, “at least spend the night.”
Before i leave you and this place forever. Sabo doesnt vocalise this.
“And let you have the opening to convince me?” Sabo doesnt pull away
“Im not beneath begging.” Marco replies and Sabo watches his silhouette move, that half cigarette gets flicked off the side of the cliff with a smart snap of the phoenixes wrist
“Then beg.” Sabo whispers through a mouthful of ash and blood, snarling because Marco will beg, when he doesnt have to and Sabo will stay and see in him what Ace always had and loved and will continue to
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ariesbilly · 3 years
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say more abt parentdale psych ward!
hell yeah! okay
well... most of these bitches have severe depression. and a few others got some other shit going on. the only parents (as teens) i cant really see putting there would be tom, sierra, mary and hal (though i can see hal being put in one during the period where alice was off being pregnant and he was real down and out about it and his parents would just... throw him into the looney bin ya know. but i dont see hal and alice being there at the same time and quite frankly alice seems to have more shit going on so she gets top priority), oh and hermione i dont see her being there either
fred would be there for depression, eating disorder, pill addiction
hiram would also end up there for his eating disorder (headcanon by julia)
fp.... i mean what is he NOT there for. depression. ptsd. drug and alcohol abuse. behavioral problems. so many things
alice i just see with depression and suicidal tendencies
gladys is there for being batshit lmfao jail wasnt working so the courts were like “maybe this will help ???” she just gets to be unhinged i think its sexy of her. im thinking angelina jolie in girl interrupted
penelope... i mean how do you NOT end up in a psych ward after being adopted solely to be forced into marriage with your new brother. shitll fuck you up. plus shes got quiet weird girl energy which i personally think is necessary in media set in this environment
fred and fp are roommates.... who fall in love. and if one of them dies tragically by a nightmare dwelling boogeyman..... then thats life you know
i see hiram being in deep denial that he even needs to be there and is constantly acting like everyone else is a wack job and hes totally fine. 
gladys is constantly causing problems cuz shes determined to have a good time wherever she is. aint nothing gonna break her stride
i can see alice and penelope forming a sort of friendship like they arent besties but i can see them having kind of similar quiet girl personalities + being irritated by everyone else 
fred i would like to see first starting off in a really dark place but as he starts adjusting and getting better he starts taking on the attitude of trying to make the best out of whatever situation hes in and he gets real friendly with the staff and other patients and hes generally the only person who can calm fp down when hes having nightmares or outbursts
fps the angry kid like he hates being locked up - it triggers bad memories of his childhood. he hates being on a schedule, he hates having no freedom, hes tired of being poked and prodded at, he hates everyone around him. the only benefit to this place is hes guaranteed a bed and 3 meals a day. and freds not so bad.... he guesses..... (we found love in a hopeless place mental institution)
and then if you had freddy krueger on top of all this lmfao i think it would be fun! or you could skip that and just make it like a black comedy i do not know. its up to you. or we can do drama. a dramedy, even. the possibilities are endless
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