I left my heaphones at home so now I can hear the electricity and my heart beat in my ears

I am going to bite something

I show my affection through violence.

Husband goes in for a hug.

It's all fine and dandy.

Then I bite, blood lust taking over.

Oooo starstruck dee has little stars at the bottom of her feet! Are they just aesthetic or would they make imprints into the ground? (like pawprints)

exactly like that! though she's not the only one...

edit: might need to add some additional dialogue to this to make it more clear, but a clarification in the interim; he knows about his own footprints. he's just surprised to see something similar already there when he knows he's only just landed. he lifts his own shoe to confirm that they're not identical (and also to reveal this to the viewer). seems his stoicism beat off the clarity in this one, sorry 😭

*laying on my back staring at the ceiling* no okay that second kiss is driving me insane actually lmao--

because, contextually, what would be the reason for NOT including it? what would be the reason for cutting it?

because, to ME at least, it would make way more sense that ed would want to go in for another kiss. even if it's just a short peck, a brush of their lips, i would think he'd want to delight in that newfound intimacy as much as he could. the walls have been torn down, the doors have been opened, so one would think he'd be so very willing. "this just WORKS."

was it something that only existed in photograph staging, maybe? same with that iconic face caress picture. like, was it maybe only taika and rhys hamming it up for pictures but not actually following exact canon?

OR, was it indeed in canon, but they wanted to just focus all energy and "oomph" on their first kiss? they wanted it to have its own iconic breathing room?

which, makes sense, i suppose. but hsdjksd you CAN'T JUST SHOW ME ANOTHER KISS THAT NEVER MADE IT ON SCREEN AND NOT EXPECT ME TO BE LIKE 🔪

*objectifies an old man*

this pesto has leaves and sticks in it... i feel like im eating a tree branch

cas girlism reign eternal because we were cas baited to thee bitter end. where’s the angel forever and ever. we won because he is alive and heaven is his house but they kept that gay angel from our screens in a manner most foul

hi ..currently thinking abt writing this for my own but until I kick this writers block, i’m thinking maybe having a biting obsession with steve? like obviously not hard enough to hurt or leave a mark or anything, just being fixated on the idea of doing it as love language? it’s always at the most random times and always catches him off guard but he’s learned that’s just like affection overload for you so he doesn’t care and lets it happen !!!

YODELING anon you and me are ONE in the same!! and look like, you never think of yourself a biter or even consider yourself to be one, you get all the normal emotions when you gaze at your boyfriend— you want to kiss him, want to hold him n touch him and this feeling always feels like it comes left field. steve doesn't ask the first couple times, mainly because he's like :O..... did you just bite me? after you've gnawed on his finger for a moment, wrapped in his arms at a party together and you've just ducked your head and not said anything, clearly a bit embarrassed. and it just feels like an elephant is sitting on your chest, squishing out all your affection in every direction and you can't explain it to him— you're a little too embarrassed and also a little bit loves that he is surprised but doesn't tell you to stop :')

one time, you're just bundled up beside him in bed for an afternoon nap, legs tangled together, tucked into his chest but god you just want to give him a little nibble. you just love him so much. you check, pulling back an inch and glancing upwards and his eyes are shut, probably dozing sweetly so you just snuggle up him closer, arms squeezing around his middle as you sigh dreamily and try contain your affection. it won't do. his hand is on the pillow within reach and you plant a soft kiss on his palm, then just.. give it a little bite, in the pillowy bit of his palm— soft as you can. you don't even notice steve open one eye, spying your antics with a smile and he gives you a little fright when he speaks, "whatcha doing, honey?" and you shrink back, apologies falling off your tongue, "sorry- do you find it that weird? i can stop but-- it's not bad, i promise, i just, sometimes i just love you so much i feel like i can't contain it. guess it... comes out in the form of a bite?" and realisation breaks over steve so fondly, that you get the same surges as he does, that it's all love "s'okay," he whispers, tightening his hold with a smile, "if that's what it means, y'can bite me any time you wanna," and you do :) and steve loves it :)

Probably what will happen if u put me in a room with another yakumo fan

why is health and nutrition research so so so bad

happy new year pup !! i’m so proud of you for making it through, i think you need a reward !! now, lie back, and let me mark you up and use my fingers on you until your pretty puppy mind goes blank !! such a dumb mutt, begging me to stop, it’s too much, you can’t take it- silly pup doesn’t even understand how good it feels and how lucky they are to have my hands on their cock <3

1. happy new uear !!!! this is a reminder for me. not to check tumble during lunch breaks lest i be stuck at work thinking about it all day

2 .

hh oh my goddd that's not FAIRrr don't bully me too much... my brain literally short circuits every time i read this i need you to know that. REALLY good new years treat ... no thoughts head empy... thank you ...

Screaming crying throwing up.

"I try to be as merciful as possible to my enemies.

But there are lines you shouldn't cross, for I constantly struggle against my draconic urges, and you shouldn't help tilt the scales against you."

I haven't tried my hand at editing for awhile but aaahhh I'm happy with how this turned out! Have a fake OPLA promo poster for a much much much much later season (coming to Netflix in 2042 or smth) feat. Luffy and Yara that's as spoiler-free as I can make it

if I get any reputation in this fandom it's gonna be as that person who's obsessed with the Marineford arc istg

tagging: @oneirataxia-girl @auxiliarydetective (pls let me know if you would like to be added or removed!)

I miss forums. I used to be able to find forums for specific topics, like sensitive skin, and find advice for what lotion to buy.

Replacing those with "review sections" was a terrible idea. The review sections are often moderated by someone selling the products being discussed, and that's never going to be trustworthy.

I miss when forums weren't so easily manipulated into being gigantic billboards.

i was literally just thinking abt this scene and how it was interesting that this one didn't elicit a one-on-one conversation with astarion afterwards sbut eh, he did get plenty of comments during this conversation, so i guess that's not too weird

thinking it'd be nice to hear more of his thoughts on why he wasns't interesting, but at the same time, she's pretty fucking strange, and a little boost isn't necessary worth... putting your mouth on her. ick. sure, that's reason enough

and now i'm back at camp and triggering a conversation about it which i'm still proceeding through, but oh ho ho ho