i started watching the gay firefighter show

Okay so, the prospect of dragons becoming 'softer' and 'less strong' and 'pet-like' due to living with vikings for a few years is so messed up!

This is partially due to how Toothless was characterized in THW. His character in Httyd 1 & 2 + GotNF +RoB/DoB + RTTE + other short movies is leagues different from THW Toothless. And amongst the common reasons theorized for this is dragons having become 'softer spoiled pets' due to 'being away from the wild'. And I hate it!

These dragons, especially the ones who have riders, are canonically stronger, faster, smarter and stealthier than any wild dragons due to all the experience they gained over the years. The dragons of Berk, particularly the gang's dragons, have travelled tremendous distances in single flights, fought battles with armadas and hunters and submarines and entire flocks and practically giants, been to habitats far and wide where wild ones don't dare venture, been through so much, have had near death experiences countless times and came out of those stronger than before. Heck they've even planned and strategized before! They have sharper instincts, faster reflexes, higher endurance and stamina than the wild ones who live in their own habitats. These guys have experienced and survived going through all kinds of habitats. I really doubt that the gang's dragons, the first and last line of defence, the researcher assists, the protectors and best friends of the most competent group on the island would get soft just like that.

AND! And, each of these dragons, Toothless, Meatlug, Hookfang, Stormfly, Barf and Belch, they were becoming smarter and smarter by the day. Toothless in the first movie was intelligent, curious, kind, stealthy, elegant, scary, dangerous, adorable, protective, strong. And he remained as such throughout the series. Why turn him into a... A senseless dog?! Where did his grace, his speed, his stealth and intelligence and protectiveness and loyalty go? That was NOT Toothless. Why was my boy treated like a silly pet and nothing else? Did they just up and forget everything he did throughout the course of the franchise? Toothless whose first thing to do when he got a controllable tailfin was go out to find Hiccup's lost helmet that fell in the ocean and then he broke that tailfin because he valued and treasured this friendship over potentially distancing freedom, Toothless who had defeated and befriended multiple feral dragons without being able to fly, Toothless who ate an eel to keep his best friend safe, Toothless who played possum to fool the outcast guards and escape on his own, Toothless who was willing to drown because he couldn't leave Hiccup alone, Toothless who broke the most Intense mind control hold of the Bewilderbeast because the bond he had with Hiccup was stronger. Are we talking about the same Toothless even?

Gah, I just despise that last movie for so many reasons. I might've given it grace marks if it was just the theme being sad but everything in it was wrong and messed up and illogical.

Cas: Mickey is a nickname and nicknames are for friends

Cas: and Michael mouse is no friend of mine

incapable of watching a movie without making art for it

quan yizhen holds my entire heart in his hands

i wrote some singable lyrics for Cure from Alien Stage! took a couple creative liberties but i tried to keep it close to the original meaning! please feel free to use these, just credit me as 'melty' if you feel like it! doomed yaoi my beloved

Redesigned all of my (main) tmm ocs weapons! + little blurbs about them :)

finished the beast era of transformers, beast wars is phenomenal i loved it from start to finish, hilarious and deep and always plotting something cool under the surface. machines is uh. not that. felt like it was actively antagonizing me for trying to pay attention to it. how you make a direct follow up to one show without watching the previous show i dont understand, and it seemed like every writer of each episode didnt watch the one prior. whiplash.

sick to my stomach about roman roy

i wish i was reading a very long book rn and having no other obligations

I once again fear I have to remind ppl that Neville would have never been "the chosen one" because he, for one, would have had to be CHOSEN and he WASN'T. So he isn't, and could have NEVER been THE chosen one.

Point number 2: Harry the one and only person who could be the chosen one because A) as stated before, he is the only one who was CHOSEN by V and B) he is the only one with a mother that Snape would have ever stepped up to Voldemort for, giving said mother the chance to protect their kid in The way Lily did.

PLEASE let this rest I'm tired of people spitting the coldest takes known to man about The Prophecy goddamn

i havent read fanfics in so long cuz i have been just nothing but disappointed with them lately tbh.... i like rly plot heavy ones or canon divergence or just... stuff that isnt all shipping or porn and like... i know those r harder to write but also i am so so so tired...

Season one Joey and Chandler were so beautiful. I miss you floppy haired kings

yeah no okay i just finished s13 and i loved it, that was some good cinema

The Umbrella Academy will come with emotional damage and suffering however it also comes with free therapy: the reminder that Nicky Ricky Dicky & Dawn exists and was a cherished part of childhood.

bro why did no one warn me about g witch, got me bawling my eyes out while I should be home sick man.