What’s wrong with your laptop, and why is is melting? Is it literally melting, like a puddle of metal and plastic?

LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

It is melting (or will be, as has been promised) because @narcissa-black-supermacy has promised that in the middle of her soft traumatic pain for Prongsfoot (i've accepted it and moved on, it's fine) she will write me hotty hott steamy melting Wolfstar motorbike smut and I am dying already.

I made her guarantee that it will melt my poor laptop, but now I fear it will melt ME instead. Send help, sweet anon. Save me while you can (but bring the hotty hott Wolfstar smut with you, okay? thanks!)