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prozac-shaped-urn · 1 month
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I’m goddamn serious when I say I socked that Leocadia audio away and used it for hot tub on the mesa because lemme tell you what just happened.
Breathy grunts n shit allow me to hypothesize sex positions, which then allows me to hypothesize sex scene dialogue, which then allows me to hypothesize specific motives for both characters, which then allows me to apply motive to other places in the story, which then gives me a better insight into what these characters want and need.
I just unlocked Stella’s place in this puzzle. She’s Beth’s daughter, 25, a recovering addict and a fashion photographer. She’s the undercurrent of logic in this story and it’s ironic that it’s her who’s the “brains” so to speak. Beth comes to her when she’s getting really self-conscious about her body, and Stella’s the one who reminds her “it’s called self-worth for a reason. Only you can determine your self-worth because it comes from you and you alone.” Which is like……. SO wise.
But also!!! There’s a thing I do where I find something that’s mine and nobody else’s on my body. Like my stretch marks. They’re mine. They’re a tattoo in my skin and cannot be replicated on anyone else. They’re my calligraphy fingerprints and no one else has them. My only child ass LOVES doing this. So that’ll be going in the script.
A third thing!!!! I’ve been playing around with the whole idea of sexuality in women 50+ and how it would no doubt be difficult for a woman of that age to go full steam ahead and throw caution to the wind and whatnot, on film and IRL. So hearing a 30-something Donna be… idk I guess open is the right word here… in delivering a performance with a sexual aspect in it gives me something to point to and go “OKAY! So obviously she was younger then but that woman is still alive inside her right now. Is there something I can gain from this? Can I translate this into a language which would play well on film? Can I headcanon my way into a 3D character with all the qualities needed for a full backstory, arc, motive, lesson to learn, etc? And if I can’t, then at least I tried.”
And ya know what? It helped. It helped so much. Because now I’m looking at Felicity going “…honey child, you’re about to carry all of my insecurities about my stomach and you’ll carry them better than I ever will.” And that’s a beautiful discovery.
(No I didn’t mix the names up. Liss has the body insecurities and Beth is self-conscious about literally everything thanks to social media. Body image issues are only a small % of Beth’s insecurities. Liss p much worked thru her shit except for her belly. Which like,,, same sis.)
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novaauster · 21 days
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The Labyrinth
Rook has always been preoccupied with the idea of habitat.
It was born in a city and lived there eighteen years after. When it was a child, the winter would bring snow, and its father would fire up the hot tub on the back deck. Rook and its brother would sink down to their jaws in the sharp bromine water, catching ice on their tongues. The hot tub broke before the snow did, now it lays drained and fallow.
Now, winter is a rainforest. Slapping at mosquitoes and brushing off beetles and toweling off humid moisture over and over again. Rook’s home became an invasive species.
Three liters, it remembers, the first time it vacationed in the desert. If you’re going to set out into the red rock, you bring three liters in a plastic pouch on your back. You bring sunscreen, salted almonds and a charged phone. You do not go alone.
Never forget that it is someone else’s habitat.
See, Rook’s home overflows with sweat and poison ivy and a river that smells of sewage and dew. There’s nowhere to run. Last night it dreamt a hornet landed on the hollow of its throat, and its enormous stinger, flat like a lobster’s tail, slipped beneath the thin skin. It laid lurid purple eggs there, just where trachea meets bone. Tonight Rook will dream of a nest of snakes. 
The trails around the resort are well-groomed and beautiful, so much so that it doesn’t feel much different than walking around the block at home. Yes, red mesas dominate the horizon, but here there is not a pebble out of place. It picks its way carefully around prickly pears, not out of fear so much as respect, and follows the brass signs down to the trail: Labyrinth, with letters punched clean through the metal.
The strange thing about this desert is that it is room-temperature, exactly the same as a warehouse department store. Rook knows that life doesn’t require a rainforest, but it can’t shake off its home so easily. Yesterday it hiked seven miles without breaking a sweat: unnatural. Today it is tired and its parents are hiking somewhere else. 
Black igneous brackets Rook onto the path. It heard that there were lava flows around here, that there are tunnels just below the surface that have stayed there for thirty thousand years. Thirty thousand years is not long at all. 
This place was once a seafloor, it can tell by the salt. 
Meditate, says the sign labeling the labyrinth. Be at peace. Find your center. Balance your chakras. 
Rook dismisses the instruction with a derisive snort, even as a pit opens where that hornet had stung it in its dreams. This is a kitschy resort and the air outside is just as cool and dry as the hotel room, but it remembers the petroglyphs on that seven-mile hike. Spirals and stick figures of spirits rising out of the dust. A blink of an eye ago, an artist chiseled their art into black desert varnish, and then came the Mormons and the air-conditioned spas. 
Rook does understand it, that anyone would see their god in these monoliths. It still feels wrong.
Rook walks the spiral path. It listens to music on its airpods and does not meditate so much as debate the purpose of walking nowhere. People do it on treadmills all the time, it supposes. It takes twenty minutes to spiral inwards twenty feet, a painstaking dizziness, twenty minutes to examine every angle of the chair-sized rock in the center. 
Be at peace. Find your center. 
Jesus Christ. 
Rook sits on the chair-sized rock and admires the view for a while. It’s not the most comfortable place to sit, sharp edges digging through its thin hiking pants, but its feet are blistered from yesterday. Its lips are dry and the scrape of air through its nostrils makes it wonder if it will bleed the next time it sneezes. 
It takes a swig from its plastic water bottle. Way less than three liters, but Rook is barely two hundred yards from the hotel room. It reads the brass labyrinth sign again, backwards from this vantage point. etatideM, says the sign. ecaep ta eB.
A kind of fury crashes over Rook. Its ears ring.
Rook spits water onto the ground, darkening the sand like a bloodstain, spit-foam on the edges. After a moment, it pours the rest out too, water glugging out of clear plastic. Some of it splashes on Rook’s hiking shoes. 
What happens next, it thinks. Building spas and labyrinths like summer won’t come. Balance your chakras, my ass. 
The rusted, soaked sand bulges in the center. It looks like a new wellspring, about to burst, but out climbs a scorpion. Bright orange, the color of the dry rock. 
Next is a river of spindly, fingernail-sized spiders, and as the hole widens, a snake struggles free like it’s leaving its very own egg. Rook stands abruptly, brushing dust off the seat of its pants, giving the rock a cautious glance before stepping back. 
A beady-eyed gray mouse follows the snake, and the snake bites down on the larger animal with all its infant venom. The flow is not stemmed. 
Rook backs away further as the sand starts to crumble away. It steps over the igneous trail-markers, one foot in one concentric labyrinth-ring, one foot in another. What’s the point of walking nowhere? It wants to flee, it knows it has to flee from the cartoonish black widows that have begun to hunt red ants, but the animals pay Rook no mind. 
The wellspring swallows the rock Rook had rested on, and the river of animals expands heedless of the igneous markings. The river follows the path of topography instead, parting for mounds of rock, filling in footprints. 
When Rook reaches the trailhead, there is no brass sign. The resort should be in view, but instead the buildings have cocooned themselves in mesa rock and the prickly pears block the path. Rook falls to its knees, lands flat on the fleshy sun-warmed earth, and feels insects between eyelashes and the backs of its ears. 
Rook joins the river. There is life here after all.
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Day 13, Thursday June 8: Durango to Silverton to Ouray to Montrose via Hwy 550, then via 50 to Gunnison. 330 km
I'll be riding over the San Juan Mountains via the Million Dollar Highway today. At 6,522 ft, the road from Durango is a typical river valley, lush and green farms and ranches on the right and on the left, red hilltops, stained by the iron in the soil.
As I start the climb to Silverton (9,318', pop 651), the air gets typically cooler, the hills turn to mountains, and the scenery from lush to spectacular. Silverton was a booming silver mining area back in 1860 but is now mostly a cute and charming tourist town that lays claim to the world's highest Harley Davidson shop.
From Silverton, I pick up the section of Hwy 550 known as the Million Dollar Highway. Although the name could legitimately be attributed to the views, it actually stems from the cost. Originally constructed as a toll road by Otto Mears in 1883 to transport minerals, it was to rebuilt in the early 1920s at a purported cost of one million dollars per mile. Its twists, winds, climbs, and descents are both an engineering marvel and a dream to ride. To enable the snow plows to clear all the snow, much of the route has no guardrails, which partially explains why it has also been called America's most dangerous highway. It's also a long way down. Between Silverton and Ouray, I ride over the red mountain pass at 11,018'.
Ouray (7,792', pop 921) was once home to over 30 active mines. Today, its climate, natural alpine environment, and scenery have earned it the nickname "Switzerland of America".
My final leg of Hwy 550 takes me north to Montrose (5,807', pop 20,648), the county seat of Montrose County. Back down from the mountains, it's essentially lower, flatter, hotter, and dryer.
But not for long. As I head east on Hwy 50 towards Gunnison (7,703', pop 6,695) I climb up through the natural playgrounds for fishing, skiing, hiking, biking, motocross, boating and rock climbing, for which this area is known including the Gunnison River, Tomichi Creek and Blue Mesa Reservoir, Curecanti National Recreation Area, Tomichi State Wildlife Area, Sapinero State Wildlife Area, McIntosh State Wildlife Area, and Hartman Rocks.
It's been a short but taxing ride and a long day. Luckily, my hotel has a hot tub, so a long spell there, followed by a couple of local craft beers, I think I see an early bedtime in my future.
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roedniebuhr73 · 16 days
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tonimochi · 28 days
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surestayplus · 2 months
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billphxrealtor · 3 months
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Price reduced. Also, SELLER WILL PAY OFF SOLAR LEASE, A $15,000.00 VALUE. at CLOSING. This popular Mesa 55+ Comm. couldn't be more convenient! Easy access to highways, golf and hiking. There's a BIG fenced back yard + storage shed, plenty of space for gardens, pets, pool or play, and the covered patio has a hot tub! Beautifully updated BIG KITCHEN with draw pullouts, plus updates in the master bath. Lots of easy-care tile flooring. The laundry room is lined with cabinets. Electric bills are LOW with solar panels. All appliances stay. Property taxes are very reasonable, yearly association fee is OPTIONAL! The ideal choice for your 2nd home, investment or full-time residence. Great community amenities include swimming pools, nature trail, business office and meeting rooms, activities.
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perkvpsvcho · 9 months
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cr c2 ep9
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lucky bitch.
os ads do sam são hilários, pqp
acho que é esse o ep em que a laura berra irada I'M PREGNANT enquanto sai da mesa? lmao
feeling sad. good thing i have cr right
look at them cheating as a team, so wholesome
laura being competitive IS SO FUNNY
unpleasant one & obnoxious one
MARISHA E TALIESIN SE COMPLEMENTANDO AO BATEREM NA PORTA SOS THIS IS A REAL FAMILY
fjord master class in charisma - student: beauregard
HE SAID ENTHUSIASM!
kkkkkkkkkkkk dois botões, Nott!!
a focus ford
a tiny little fiesta
nott disfarçada de fjord TEM QUE TER NA ANIMAÇÃO
YAAAAAY MY BABY HAS ARRIVED and yasha is just there, in a hot tub, looking all cool as usual sigh so hot
[jester asking about molly's tattoos] what about the Prince Albert? KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
aw she's so sleepy poor baby
poor ashley whatever she goes is body tattoos [blindspot oi]
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same, beau/marisha. same [thirsting over naked yasha]
we made 60 gold in 3 days nott: I STOLE 2 BUTTONS! yasha: oh... how nice... travis losing it:
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it makes me sad that yasha doesn't count herself as part of the team, she keeps saying you and stuff, not being included ): SHE'S A MIGHTY NEIN TOO
OH OH OH THATS RIGHT YASHA IS A BARBARIAN AND ASHLEY STILL HAS NOT HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO START WITH HER CUTE LITTLE I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE omg i'm gonna die evey time she's so freaking adorable
NOT NOTT LEARNING HOW TO SWIM LIKE A DOG FOR FUCKS SAKE LMFAO
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the single most precious baby
THE ANNOYING MISTRESS..? THE KNOWING MISTRESS!
mds a yasha só não é pior que o caleb pq ela tenta kkkkkk cute baby
[yasha not feeling comfortable enough to talk about her religion] nott: we can see your vagina! dm:
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AS A VICTIM OF CAMPAIGN ONE, IT HAS TO BE KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK yes everything is a milk bath
NO ONE FUCKING TOUCH ME
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they go "hi" and "hi" to each other and taliesin whispers something to her and she comes close and they just
yasha: pretty spectacular that [the rucy of the sea] is your mother beau: she has her own single [LAURA SHAKING HER HEARD NO] KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Ô CARALHO DE NOVO NAO
BEAU E FJORD MOM AND DAD DO GRUPO ENSINANDO A NOTT A MERGULHAR EU VOU MORRER DE AMOR
meanwhile nott volta debaixo d'água berrando que vai matar todo mundo
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shoot your shot, beau
yasha: he [shakaste] called you baby a lot? beau: yeah i was kind of into it, i dind't feel demeaned by it. makes me feel good, makes me feel safe [no but same here pls]
gahd, it's good to see you [molly/taliesin pra yasha/ashley sou eu]
BEAUYASHA BOTH WAITING EVERY ONE TO GET OUT FIRST
askfjkfadkfkkkkdsjdsksksjaksjksk idiots]
laura: who gives up first? marisha: we're in hot tub chicken right now
yasha: i dont care to show anything, beau: NO? yasha: i just wanted to see everybody else naked first beau: it's kind of my thing ISTFG THESE TWO IDIOTS
yasha sai da água marisha pro dm: do i get a nice view? matt e ashley: yes PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER WOMAN
hihihih fjord doesnt want to be away from jester is that i'm getting here????
UGGHHH JESTER I LOVE YOU
yasha socially awkward such a baby
aff ashley e esse pirulito enorme vou mmt
omg are they gonna fight? IS SHE GONNA RAGE???
yasha: i sense a little sarcasm in you, sir dmpc: it's a dwarven thing. i've got resting bitch voice
YOU PEOPLE HAVE LESS THAN 30 MINUTES TO LET ME HAVE ASHLEY SAYING I'D LIKE TO RAGE. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP
it's not happening, is it? i'm gonna be so sad
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laura looks like a proud mama
YOU KICKED HIS CAT INTO OBLIVION!!! dm: i didn't
jester by herself is already the cutest, but when she talks to the traveler.... ugh. too much
matt: will be going to kentucky marisha:
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AND ASHLEY WILL BE BACK ON THE NEXT EPISODE!!! 10000% CHANCE SHE'LL SAY I WOULD LIKE TO RAGE[
everything hurts and i'm dying but i want more ashley i want more yasha i want more mighty nein
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slamdunkingjunkaz · 11 months
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theazurehotel · 1 year
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The Ins and Outs of Choosing the Right Hotel for Your Next Trip
Choosing the right hotel for your next trip is an important decision that can make or break your vacation experience. With so many options available, it can be overwhelming to determine which hotel is best suited for your needs and budget. In this blog, we'll explore the ins and outs of choosing the right hotel for your next trip, so you can have a memorable and stress-free vacation.
1.      Location
One of the most important factors to consider when choosing a hotel is its location. If you're traveling for business, you may want to choose a hotel that is close to the convention center or business district. If you're traveling for leisure, you may want to choose a hotel that is near popular tourist attractions or restaurants. It's important to research the location of the hotel before making your booking, to ensure that it is convenient for your needs.
2.     Price and Budget
Another important factor to consider when choosing a hotel is the price and budget. Hotels can range from budget-friendly options to luxurious resorts, and it's important to choose a hotel that fits within your budget. To get the best value for your money, consider booking during off-peak seasons or taking advantage of deals and discounts.
3.     Amenities and Services
It's also important to consider the amenities and services offered by the hotel. Do you want a hotel with a pool, fitness center, or spa? Do you need 24-hour room service or a business center? Make a list of the amenities and services that are important to you, and choose a hotel that offers them.
4.     Room Types and Sizes
When choosing a hotel, it's also important to consider the room types and sizes available. Do you need a standard room, suite, or family room? Make sure to choose a hotel that offers the room type that is best suited for your needs.
5.     Reviews and Ratings
One of the best ways to determine the quality of a hotel is to read reviews and ratings from other travelers. Look for reviews on websites like TripAdvisor, Booking.com, and Expedia, and consider the overall rating of the hotel, as well as the specific comments made by other travelers. This will give you a good idea of the hotel's strengths and weaknesses, and help you make an informed decision.
6.     Hotel Brand and Chain
Finally, it's important to consider the hotel brand and chain when choosing a hotel. Hotel chains often have standard procedures for things like check-in, housekeeping, and customer service, so if you've had a positive experience with a particular chain in the past, you may want to choose a hotel from that chain for your next trip.
Located in the heart of the city, in Downtown Mesa near Mesa Arizona Temple, Mesa Arts Center, Mesa Convention Center, Kino Aquatic Center, Mesa Amphitheatre, and Cubs Park, The Azure Hotel welcomes you to have a delightful experience. We are situated 20 minutes from Phoenix International Airport & Phoenix-Mesa Gateway Airport and are near to Chicago Cubs spring training stadium & Hohokam stadium and great restaurants. While you build memories at The Azure Hotel, we assure you the most comfortable stays ever. Refresh your morning with Motels On Main Street In Mesa Arizona our delicious free COFFEE and enjoy a relaxing dive in our outdoor heated pool and hot tub.
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Oh hey if anyone wants to know the meaning of the word hot tub on the mesa in Taos, New Mexico it’s this
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So basicalLY I’m writing a film where three women 50+ skinny dip in one of these.
I love the muses sometimes. Like whAT ELSE could I write that would be this hilariously poignant???
“The meaning of life is true happiness” NO THE MEANING OF LIFE IS NAKED WOMEN THE END
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Best Junk Removal Mesa
Finding a Mesa junk removal company is essential for relieving yourself of all the junk that is accumulating on your property. You may have a large area of clutter with furniture, construction waste, and appliances that need to go. To make sure you find a company that will give you the best service, there are some steps you should take to ensure you get what you're looking for.
First and foremost, always do research before hiring any type of service. Make sure the junk removal company has an excellent reputation. Reading user reviews and ratings, as well as getting recommendations from neighbors and family members can help you determine if the company is reputable or not.
Another factor to consider when searching for a Mesa Junk Removal Company is how much they charge per job. Some companies charge by the amount of truck space while others charge by weight.   After researching the various options and comparing prices, finding a Mesa Junk Removal Company should be relatively easy if you know what to look for. 
 Fortunately, this option exists at Best Junk Removal in Mesa - Local Hassle-Free Junk Removal Services, where all information is provided upfront, allowing customers to easily compare pricing on various services before making a commitment.
Local Hassle-Free Junk Removal Services
Mesa residents are fortunate to have the best local hassle-free junk removal services in their area. Best Junk Removal can often respond quickly, with turnaround times of as little as 24 hours for most jobs. Moreover, Best Junk Removal is familiar with the Mesa community and knows exactly how to handle whatever type of junk you may require removal.
Hiring Mesa's best junk removal professionals is always the best choice due to its quick response times and personalized service. With the right reliable provider on board, you’ll have your project done on time and get back to enjoying your home or workspace again faster than you think.
Now that you have a better understanding of how our local junk removal services operate in Mesa, AZ, give Best Junk Removal a call for a free estimate. Our team is available to schedule appointments and provide free estimates whether you are in Phoenix, Scottsdale, Chandler, or Mesa Arizona.
Cost-Effective Junk Hauling Services in Mesa AZ
Those looking for a cost-effective junk removal service nearby Mesa, AZ, call Best Junk Removal. Simply pick up the phone to schedule an appointment for a free quote or read our customer reviews online.  We provide a competitive and straightforward cost for junk removal. Customers pay based on the size of their load, with additional fees for light demolitions and property cleanouts. Ultimately, when it comes to finding affordable junk removal services in Mesa, AZ, our company is the best choice. 
According to a survey conducted in 2020, there were over 30 registered junk removal companies operating in Mesa, Arizona.
The average cost of hiring a junk removal service in Mesa, Arizona ranges from $125-$800 depending on the size and type of items being removed.
In 2021, it was estimated that local garbage collection services in Mesa retrieved over 400 tons of waste from residential homes and businesses combined.
Professional Junk Removal Services for all Types of Junk
Our professional junk removal services are versatile, accommodating all types of junk that can be removed. From bulky appliances to small trash, from building materials to hazardous waste – we can handle this and more. Some of our most common services are:
Appliance Removal
BBQ Grills
Bulk Pick Ups
Carpeting and Rugs
Construction Waste
Dumpster Rental Alternative
Electronics (E-waste)
Exercise Equipment
Furniture Removal
Hot Tub Removal
Mattresses
Yard Waste
Hiring a professional company for junk removal is often the best route when it comes to dealing with unwanted items or debris. It not only saves time but also ensures that everything is dealt with in an orderly manner without harming anyone’s safety or property damage liability in the process.
Environment-Friendly Junk Removal Services
Junk removal services that focus on being environmentally friendly offer an exceptional solution for anyone who has a large amount of waste. Rather than piling it up and leaving it for someone else to deal with, junk removal services that value environmental sustainability take the necessary precautions to handle the issue properly.  Ultimately, choosing an environmentally conscious junk removal service helps us remember that we all have an active role to play in preserving nature by taking small yet important steps for our shared earth's future health and well-being. Dismantling old furniture might seem like an insignificant task now, but understanding its long-term impacts is essential if we wish to maintain a good quality of life for many generations to come.
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Best Junk Removal of Scottsdale
Finding a Scottsdale junk removal company is essential for relieving yourself of all the junk that is accumulating on your property. You may have a large area of clutter with furniture, construction waste, and appliances that need to go. To make sure you find a company that will give you the best service, there are some steps you should take to ensure you get what you're looking for.
First and foremost, always do research before hiring any type of service. Make sure the junk removal company has an excellent reputation. Reading user reviews and ratings, as well as getting recommendations from neighbors and family members can help you determine if the company is reputable or not.
Another factor to consider when searching for a Scottsdale Junk Removal Company is how much they charge per job. Some companies charge by the amount of truck space while others charge by weight.   After researching the various options and comparing prices, finding a Scottsdale Junk Removal Company should be relatively easy if you know what to look for. 
 Fortunately, this option exists at Best Junk Removal in Scottsdale - Local Hassle-Free Junk Removal Services, where all information is provided upfront, allowing customers to easily compare pricing on various services before making a commitment.
Local Hassle-Free Junk Removal Services
Scottsdale residents are fortunate to have the best local hassle-free junk removal services in their area. Best Junk Removal can often respond quickly, with turnaround times of as little as 24 hours for most jobs. Moreover, Best Junk Removal is familiar with the Scottsdale community and knows exactly how to handle whatever type of junk you may require removal.
Hiring Scottsdale's best junk removal professionals is always the best choice due to its quick response times and personalized service. With the right reliable provider on board, you’ll have your project done on time and get back to enjoying your home or workspace again faster than you think.
Now that you have a better understanding of how our local junk removal services operate in Mesa, AZ, give Best Junk Removal a call for a free estimate. Our team is available to schedule appointments and provide free estimates whether you are in Phoenix, Mesa, Chandler, or Scottsdale, Arizona.
Cost-Effective Junk Hauling Services in Scottsdale
Those looking for a cost-effective junk removal service near Scottsdale, Arizona, call Best Junk Removal. Simply pick up the phone to schedule an appointment for a free quote or read our customer reviews online.  We provide a competitive and straightforward cost for junk removal. Customers pay based on the size of their load, with additional fees for light demolitions and property cleanouts. Ultimately, when it comes to finding affordable junk removal services in Paradise Valley and Scottsdale, AZ, our company is the best choice. 
According to a survey conducted in 2020, there were over 25 registered junk removal companies operating in Scottsdale, Arizona.
The average cost of hiring a junk removal service in Scottsdale, Arizona ranges from $125-$800 depending on the size and type of items being removed.
In 2021, it was estimated that local garbage collection services in Scottsdale retrieved over 300 tons of waste from residential homes and businesses combined.
Professional Junk Removal Services for all Types of Junk
Our professional junk removal services are versatile, accommodating all types of junk that can be removed. From bulky appliances to small trash, from building materials to hazardous waste – we can handle this and more. Some of our most common services are:
Appliance Removal
BBQ Grills
Bulk Pick Ups
Carpeting and Rugs
Construction Waste
Dumpster Rental Alternative
Electronics (E-waste)
Exercise Equipment
Furniture Removal
Hot Tub Removal
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Are you looking for a junk removal company in Mesa that also can recycle your items? Best Junk Removal is the top choice in the area for recycling and junk removal services. We could pick up almost any item of any size. We can even remove hot tubs. Visit https://bestjunkremovalnow.com/ to find out more.
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Affordable Comfort: A Guide to the Best Cheap Mesa Hotels
Mesa, Arizona is a bustling city located in the heart of the Sonoran Desert. It is a popular destination for tourists from all over the world, due to its beautiful scenery, excellent weather, and diverse range of activities and attractions. Whether you're visiting for business or pleasure, finding affordable accommodations in Mesa is crucial to ensure a comfortable and stress-free stay. In this guide, we will take a closer look at some of the best cheap hotels in Mesa, Arizona, to help you find the perfect place to stay without breaking the bank.
Motel 6 Mesa South
Motel 6 Mesa South is a popular budget hotel located in the southern part of the city. The hotel offers comfortable rooms with modern amenities, including flat-screen TVs, free Wi-Fi, and a 24-hour front desk. Guests can also take advantage of the hotel's outdoor pool and hot tub, which are perfect for relaxing after a long day of exploring the city. The hotel's convenient location near major highways and attractions, including the Mesa Arts Center and the Arizona Museum of Natural History, make it a great choice for budget-conscious travelers.
Days Inn by Wyndham Mesa East
Days Inn by Wyndham Mesa East is another popular budget hotel in Mesa, Arizona. The hotel offers comfortable rooms with modern amenities, including flat-screen TVs, free Wi-Fi, and a 24-hour front desk. Guests can also take advantage of the hotel's outdoor pool and fitness center, which are perfect for staying active during your stay. The hotel's convenient location near major highways and attractions, including the Mesa Convention Center and the Mesa Arts Center, make it a great choice for travelers looking for affordable accommodations.
Best Western Superstition Springs Inn
If you're looking for a budget-friendly hotel that still offers a range of amenities and services, the Best Western Superstition Springs Inn is an excellent choice. The hotel offers comfortable rooms with modern amenities, including flat-screen TVs, free Wi-Fi, and a 24-hour front desk. Guests can also take advantage of the hotel's outdoor pool and fitness center, as well as its complimentary breakfast buffet. The hotel's convenient location near major highways and attractions, including the Superstition Springs Center and the Mesa Convention Center, make it a great choice for budget-conscious travelers.
La Quinta Inn & Suites by Wyndham Mesa Superstition Springs
La Quinta Inn & Suites by Wyndham Mesa Superstition Springs is a popular budget hotel located in the northeastern part of the city. The hotel offers comfortable rooms with modern amenities, including flat-screen TVs, free Wi-Fi, and a 24-hour front desk. Guests can also take advantage of the hotel's outdoor pool and fitness center, as well as its complimentary breakfast buffet. The hotel's convenient location near major highways and attractions, including the Superstition Springs Center and the Usery Mountain Regional Park, make it a great choice for travelers looking for affordable accommodations.
Extended Stay America - Phoenix - Mesa
If you're planning an extended stay in Mesa, Arizona, the Extended Stay America - Phoenix - Mesa is a great choice for budget-conscious travelers. The hotel offers comfortable rooms with fully-equipped kitchens, as well as a range of amenities and services, including free Wi-Fi, a 24-hour front desk, and on-site laundry facilities. Guests can also take advantage of the hotel's outdoor pool and fitness center. The hotel's convenient location near major highways and attractions, including the Mesa Arts Center and the Arizona Museum of Natural History, make it a great choice for long-term stays.
Sure Stay Plus is a luxury, exquisite Cheap Mesa Hotel on the grounds of Superstition Springs Center. Situated 20 minutes from Phoenix Mesa Gateway Airport, our hotel is near Tempe, Scottsdale, Chandler, Gilbert, Apache Junction. While you are at Sure Stay Plus for a business trip or leisure, you will have the best stay. We offer our guests excellent amenities like complimentary hot breakfast, free parking, a pool, and free WIFI. Also whole property is non-smoking and no pets allowed. Only service dogs are allowed
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