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camariesintrusivethoughts · 1 month

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“Bam is such an asshole now!!”

He always has been 😭🙏.

Bam is for the gals n guys who are too mean but don’t have the pride to admit it, bam is for the people who are on a whim and make bad choices, it isn’t a desirable thing to relate to but it’s nice to see it represented by someone you look up to.

#jackass #bam margera #skateboarding #fag shit #viva la bam #bam margera x reader #hootersgal(kidding)#pj clapp #sexy tattoed women #poetry

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camariesintrusivethoughts · 2 months

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Bam margera saying he wants to khs whenever he’s stressed or overwhelmed is so real.

#jackass #bam margera #skateboarding #fag shit #viva la bam #bam margera x reader #hootersgal(kidding)#pj clapp #poetry #urban

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camariesintrusivethoughts · 16 days

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Jackass guys w/ a southern s/o HCS!! <3

( not all of the guys cause I’m lazy so lmk if you want a part 2 :) ⭐️

Johnny :

• Low-key not a huge deal to him

• “yes ma’am” “yes sir” CAUSE HE KNOWS HOW SOUTHERN PARENTS CARE BOUT RESPECT.

• makes fun of buckle bunnies w you.

• “y/n cmere watch this” - as he begins to flirt with said buckle bunny.

• “y’ ain’t gettin’ this fucken buckle” - while giggling in attempt to hastily make his way back to you.

• “save a horse ride a cowboy” mentality.

• if you have a heavier accent he ADORES it.

• Couldn’t care less whether you can cook n clean - “doll if I wanted that I would of married my momma…yknow that ain’t out of the ordinary where I’m from”

• has mad respect for Dolly Parton.

• bonds w/ you over shared experiences growin up in the south.

• imbred jokes ( he can’t say much tbh )

• 100% a rodeo star cause he can’t ever quit it w bulls.

• nicknames consist of ‘doll’ ‘darling’ ‘little lady’ ‘ma’am’ ect ect the whole shabang.

• y’all jam to 60s country vinyls tg.

( I was honestly so dry of ideas for this so mb if these suck ‼️ )

Bam :

• mocks your accent whenever given the chance.

• uses stereotypical slang on purpose to piss you off.

• “hold your horses y/n” - “bam this isn’t a cowboy movie” - “I’m just sayin!!”

• appreciates buckle culture:

• no attention span for rodeos or country fairs.

• do something to piss him off and the slang will get worse.

• unironically says yeehaw.

• bought a cowboy hat w a heartagram on just to appeal you. ( a/n, xander I know your reading this. Shut the fuck up about my cowboy kink, anywyas love you /p )

• when trying homemade southern dishes ( he’d rather eat cheap pizza )

• “no!! Y/n!! It’s nice!! I swear it’s only tastes of asscheek a little!!”

• “what’s the deal with cowboys skaters ride just as hard”

• would rather claw his own eyes out than go fishin.

• scared of buckle bunnies.

( I’ll probably update this but for now take this snippet as I’m impatient )

Special thanks to homegal kat for encouraging me to write this in the first place ;) <3

#Spotify #jackass #bam margera #skateboarding #fag shit #viva la bam #bam margera x reader #hootersgal(kidding)#sexy tattoed women #pj clapp #cky #johnny knoxville

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camariesintrusivethoughts · 1 month

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Do y’all recommend I listen to radio bam? Been debating it but ion wanna find shi out that’s gonna put me off him 😭🙏