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Bam in Bloodletting :
@b4mpyre-k1zz3s <— GO READ HER AWESOMEE WORK NYEOWW 😼‼️
#jackass#bam margera#skateboarding#fag shit#viva la bam#bam margera x reader#hootersgal(kidding)#sexy tattoed women#pj clapp#cky
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No thoughts. Just hands.
#jackass#bam margera#skateboarding#fag shit#viva la bam#cky#i don’t have a hand kink I swear#this bitch b feral for hands#freakms
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FAV BAM QUOTE???
“I would rather rip my dick off n throw it in the river then do that again”
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when you unironically say fuckballs ☹️
I have honestly picked up the worst slang, personality, and just overall interests from listening to the cky guys too much. Like I literally feel like I AM fucking one.
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I love having the kind of relationship with my dad where I can proudly tell him ‘in another life’ I was a playboy bunny.
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Jackass guys w/ a southern s/o HCS!! <3
( not all of the guys cause I’m lazy so lmk if you want a part 2 :) ⭐️
Johnny :
• Low-key not a huge deal to him
• “yes ma’am” “yes sir” CAUSE HE KNOWS HOW SOUTHERN PARENTS CARE BOUT RESPECT.
• makes fun of buckle bunnies w you.
• “y/n cmere watch this” - as he begins to flirt with said buckle bunny.
• “y’ ain’t gettin’ this fucken buckle” - while giggling in attempt to hastily make his way back to you.
• “save a horse ride a cowboy” mentality.
• if you have a heavier accent he ADORES it.
• Couldn’t care less whether you can cook n clean - “doll if I wanted that I would of married my momma…yknow that ain’t out of the ordinary where I’m from”
• has mad respect for Dolly Parton.
• bonds w/ you over shared experiences growin up in the south.
• imbred jokes ( he can’t say much tbh )
• 100% a rodeo star cause he can’t ever quit it w bulls.
• nicknames consist of ‘doll’ ‘darling’ ‘little lady’ ‘ma’am’ ect ect the whole shabang.
• y’all jam to 60s country vinyls tg.
( I was honestly so dry of ideas for this so mb if these suck ‼️ )
Bam :
• mocks your accent whenever given the chance.
• uses stereotypical slang on purpose to piss you off.
• “hold your horses y/n” - “bam this isn’t a cowboy movie” - “I’m just sayin!!”
• appreciates buckle culture:
• no attention span for rodeos or country fairs.
• do something to piss him off and the slang will get worse.
• unironically says yeehaw.
• bought a cowboy hat w a heartagram on just to appeal you. ( a/n, xander I know your reading this. Shut the fuck up about my cowboy kink, anywyas love you /p )
• when trying homemade southern dishes ( he’d rather eat cheap pizza )
• “no!! Y/n!! It’s nice!! I swear it’s only tastes of asscheek a little!!”
• “what’s the deal with cowboys skaters ride just as hard”
• would rather claw his own eyes out than go fishin.
• scared of buckle bunnies.
( I’ll probably update this but for now take this snippet as I’m impatient )
Special thanks to homegal kat for encouraging me to write this in the first place ;) <3
#Spotify#jackass#bam margera#skateboarding#fag shit#viva la bam#bam margera x reader#hootersgal(kidding)#sexy tattoed women#pj clapp#cky#johnny knoxville
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Was casually drivin till rein raus came on. No thoughts just kinky dealbreakers @b4mpyre-k1zz3s .
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Felt compelled to add a lil sound effect so take this however you wish 😭🙏
#bam margera#I’ve been cackling at this for the past 10 minutes#jackass#skateboarding#fag shit#viva la bam#bam margera x reader#hootersgal(kidding)
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