Behind ever miraculously successful in the end transbian egg failgirl….
….is an actually successful and competent cis gay guy….
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“Don’t you EVER compare me to John Egbert from Homestuck AGAIN!!!”
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“…Oh I can think of a way for you to EAT MEAT while staying vegan….”
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“Oh dear Christ my dick game was so good I broke him….”
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“…you can really do all that JUST because you order the impossible whopper with no cheese?”
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“They may be cringe…but they’re my mutuals….”
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“…but wait how come we stay with Scott if she was a transwoman this whole time? didn’t we figure out that we where straight not gay?”
“We eventually learn that you can just like…stay bisexual….permantly….”
“….you can just…. DO THAT?!??!…WHOA….Roxie…I’m so sorry….”
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