Ali & Carly
Ali: How do you like your ย ๐ฅ๐ณ in the morning? Carly: no ๐ฃ Carly: ha Ali: ๐ didn't show up in your roost later, did he? Carly: he must be scared of you Carly: ๐ฎ Ali: or my ๐บ Carly: maybe Ali: eggs aside, how you feeling, chick? Carly: ๐ท๐ค๐ค๐คข๐คฎ Ali: ๐๐๐๐๐ Ali: unacceptable! Ali: what do you need, kill or cure? Carly: cure forever Carly: im too young to die Ali: I'll swing by with my witches brew Ali: actually doesn't taste like โ either Ali: pure ๐ Carly: aw Carly: really? Ali: 'course, not gonna half-arse the job Ali: and it makes a full pot, no sense in not sharing the ๐ Carly: ๐ Carly: wat does it taste like? Ali: like Christmas ๐๐
๐คถ๐โ๏ธ๐จ๏ธโ๏ธโจ๐ Carly: ๐๐๐ฅฐ Ali: it's got ginger and peppermint in Ali: the only other person hanging out their arse is my brother and he would rather die 'cos he's grumpy ๐ด man energy so Carly: no ๐ฆ tho yea?! ha Carly: oh no he sounds like my da Carly: which cute bro is it? Ali: definitely not ๐ Ali: some greens but not sprouts Ali: the freckly one Carly: did u heal my heart to ๐๐ข? Carly: course itd be the most beautiful one Ali: oh no, you're delirious Ali: I'll come quick ๐ Carly: dont b jealous ๐ผ hes only the most beautiful boy Ali: ๐ My ma'll be gutted Carly: do u have a tea for that? Ali: ๐ 'cos she's so bitter? Ali: I'll see if she goes for it Carly: noooo ๐ฏ so she wont be Ali: you're too sweet yourself, Walsh Carly: aw Carly: but ur the 1 who saved me Carly: ur the sweetest Ali: anyone would Carly: nah ur the 1st Carly: not just saying it to u get ur fairy wings Ali: had to fly away from that particular ๐ plenty myself Ali: harmless and flightless though he is, most the time Carly: yea Carly: he talks about u wen hes been on it Carly: the 1 that flew away Ali: uh oh Ali: can't let a boy โ your wings Ali: ever Ali: ever Ali: ๐ผ๐ฝ ๐ ๐ง ๐ฆ ๐ค ๐ฃ ๐ฅ ๐ฆ ๐ฆข ๐ฆ
๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ Carly: im ๐๐ซ๐ but idk if those were the guests i danced with Carly: did get a cute lil ๐ถ๐ค to fall asleep to tho ๐๐ Carly: ๐๐๐๐๐ Ali: very ๐ธ of you though Ali: I can ๐ it Carly: my ma is trying to make me clean Carly: ๐๐๐๐ฟ๐ฆ๐พ pls Ali: also unacceptable Ali: not 'til you're better Ali: use my wings to fly through and ๐ค he don't get the wrong idea about who I'm there to see Carly: [sends her a pic of whatever caravan mess she caused last night that her mum is raging about] Carly: so u can play a game of spot whats got her ๐ Carly: cuz idk Ali: Fun ๐ง๐ค๐คจ Ali: angry mothers are my forte Ali: [does the circling the hazzards moment on the pic] Carly: making her angry is mine but nah to knowing y ever ever Carly: k ur cute & smart Carly: ๐ Ali: it's rarely logical, but ๐คซ on that or it's hulk levels in 0-60 Ali: how are you this nice when you're ๐ท๐ค๐ค๐คข๐คฎ Ali: that's a skill, rare one at that ๐โจ Carly: my da is looking green must of had his own ๐ถ๐ป๐ ha Carly: idk i can b nicer? but k now i know ronan aint been talking bout me when hes ๐บ or ๐ Ali: can be a tea party for three Ali: have to bring his own ๐ฉ though Ali: not to me anyway Ali: but as you can tell Ali: ๐บ keeps all the ๐๐๐ away Carly: ๐๐๐โ ๏ธโฃ๏ธโฅ๏ธโฆ๏ธ๐๐๐ Carly: she is fierce Ali: she likes to think so Ali: ๐ถ really Carly: course ur not scared of her silly Carly: u love her Carly: im a ๐ person ha Ali: [sends her a load of pictures of Bluebeard she didn't ask for rather than being like do I love her hmm] Carly: AW!!!! Carly: ๐ฅฐ๐ค Ali: he's captain โ ๐ด but there's always room aboard Carly: thats the best offer ive had from a gentleman ever ever ever Carly: whats his name? Ali: Bluebeard Ali: and he is MOSTLY a gentleman if you can handle some toe nibbling Carly: ๐๐๐๐ Carly: into it Carly: ive done more for lads i just met who aint as beautiful so Ali: ๐ I feel that Ali: honestly, it's quite comforting, when he doesn't sneak attack you with it Carly: [sends her a selfie that shouldn't be as adorable as it is] Carly: now u can introduce us Carly: ๐ baby blue Ali: the ๐๐๐๐ are mutual Ali: I can tell Carly: yay Carly: ๐งก Ali: is there anything else you need/we want for the tea party? Ali: en-route at last Carly: ur really coming? Ali: yeah, sorry I was ages, it's a whole process brewing it Ali: also a dead giveaway you're ๐ท๐ค๐ค๐คข๐คฎ which obvs my ma takes as her cue to be all Spanish inquisition about it Ali: ๐ of my mostly-fictional-but-which-are-and-which-aren't-mother exploits later Carly: sorry iou so much magic Ali: nah, don't worry about it ๐ธ Ali: who doesn't love a little scandal with their morning brew? she deffo does Carly: its too late im looking for ๐ Carly: among the ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ Ali: awh Ali: I'm never turning down extra luck Ali: we can make daisy-chains Carly: its the dresscode Carly: soz da Ali: does he have a ๐ง? Ali: that's a #look Carly: not rn Carly: my ma wasnt on @ me only to clean up Carly: he had his turn Ali: damn it Ali: maybe a nice belt Ali: I'll be ๐ค Carly: dont b ๐๐ข he has bushy eyebrows Ali: same Ali: he's earnt his invite back Ali: your ma gonna have to chill though Ali: and it ain't that kinda tea ๐ Carly: you wont b able to tell if shes angry or surprised Ali: ๐ โฌ
I know the vibe Ali: you do you babe Carly: she used to let me sort em out but there was an accident Carly: which im sworn to secrecy about Ali: I'm so good with secrets ๐๐๐ Carly: k Carly: my head zoned out but my hands kept going like Ali: you were meditating you can't help having ย ๐๐ง Ali: I'll ๐คญ now and never tell, don't worry Mrs W Carly: @ school yea im meditating on your q sir relax Carly: ha love that Ali: they just ask questions to answer it themselves, what is the point Carly: u coming for my ma again? Ali: ๐คซ bad first impression, that Carly: shes heard it from ronan too sorry Carly: lad has loose lips Ali: honestly Ali: ๐ can't keep up with my bad reputation Carly: ud think hed be better at kissing Carly: its talk talk talk Carly: more good things about u than ive made it seem like tho Ali: he was a big talker Ali: probably 'cos he ain't allowed with the lads Carly: if he talked about what a ๐ผ u are & how ๐๐ข he is theyd uninvite him from the bonfire Carly: its sweet really how hung up hes got Ali: he only thinks I'm an ๐ผ 'cos he took my virginity probs Ali: that's more suitable ๐ฅside chat Carly: he goes on about that alot but I thought he was lying Carly: oh no that sounds bad Carly: not calling u a slag ur obvs not its y he likes u more Ali: ๐ I'm fine with slag Ali: all definition dependent anyway Carly: yea same Carly: can be hot if ur in the mood Ali: right, and if I'm a slag 'cos I didn't marry him then I'll take it Carly: & hes not allowed to marry gorgers theyd wanna throw him in the ๐ฅ Ali: exactly Ali: we can't both be ๐๐ข forever can we boy Carly: just me @ the party til u came to my rescue Ali: ๐ฅบ Ali: What was he even on about then, like? Ali: dickhead Carly: idk i zone out wen he shouts @ me too Ali: I can always poison a cup and send it his way Ali: just say the word Carly: hes not that bad Ali: okay okay, just some laxatives Ali: 'cos he's a bit ๐ฉ Carly: ha Ali: no ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ unless he says soz then Carly: but his beautiful curls ๐ฅบ Ali: hmm, a good point Ali: be strong, baby Carly: ill throw one @ him & run away Carly: back to u Ali: you're so adorable Carly: says u Carly: ๐ผ๐ธ๐ผ Ali: ๐ we're gonna have an adventure when the tea hits okay Ali: I've decided Carly: k thats the kinda ๐๐
๐คถ๐ it is Carly: i do want the energy of a kid on xmas morning Ali: that's the best Ali: how I'm tryna be every day Carly: ๐ซโญ๏ธ๐โจโก๏ธโ๏ธ ๐๐ธ Ali: if only ๐ Ali: this bike can only go as fast as my lil legs can carry, like Carly: aw baby Carly: i shouldve asked u where u live before this 2nd rescue was launched Carly: im sorry Ali: No distance is too far for a fair maiden Carly: ill have to see what other ๐ฎ i can find before u get here Carly: dont love ious Ali: there's no ious Carly: [sending her loads of pics of her with or just pics of the cat lady's cats that she's rounding up for this tea party and they're adorable] Ali: ๐๐๐ป Ali: okay, non-debt fully paid though Carly: [just rambling about the names she's given each cat cos her and cat lady don't know each other properly til Ali comes along and like facts about each cat/her fave things cos she's a big nerd] Ali: I love them Ali: I'm gonna get them some ๐๐๐ when I get tea party tings Ali: some cream, awh, okay, this is happening Carly: im picking enough ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ for everyone Ali: should've put Bluebs in my basket Ali: next time Carly: aw Carly: Humbug might try & fight him Carly: youd b there to protect him tho Ali: I can ref Ali: my little brother is always trying to play-fight everyone so I'm well-versed Carly: is he ticklish? that works for me Carly: broken up lots of fights Ali: big time Ali: his kryptonite Ali: reckon it's against the rules in professional fights but preparing him for anything like any good big sister Carly: ha Carly: aw i bet ur an amazing sister Carly: if i had 1 maybe id wanna be on site sometimes Carly: my ma's eyebrows r hardly a call to home Ali: he might disagree but he's 5 so what does he know ๐ Ali: feel that though Ali: home is just a base, whole ๐ out there Carly: wen ur 5 you argue to argue Carly: yea if u dont use ur wings theyll think u dont want em ๐๐ข Ali: flying is like riding a ๐ฒ though Carly: r we goin on a ๐ฒ adventure? Ali: definitely Ali: ugh, need one of those wagons for the ๐ป๐ป๐ปs Carly: โบ๏ธits gonna b so fun! Carly: we might meet more ๐๐๐๐ Ali: way better than ๐ Carly: ha Carly: do u have ๐ฎ left to help me find shoes? Ali: have you checked the fridge? Carly: [a pause while she do] Carly: theyre not there ๐๐ง Ali: damn, that'd be the last place I'd look though Ali: were they in the mess your Ma was sounding off about fr Carly: o mayb Carly: if i was wearing any when you dropped me off Ali: ๐ค I don't know if I recall any glass slippers Ali: I'll ask Lene hold up Carly: ๐ธ energy Carly: but idk if i wanna scary ๐บ at my door Ali: turns out she's actually your ๐ต Carly: ha my grandma is ๐ to god Carly: its not close to the energy shes putting out Ali: she'd probably tell your actual that God is a gay girl Ali: nah she's well ๐ around fam, just hide behind your Ma and me, baby, you'll be fine Carly: ha that wasn't in any of the kids bible stories she sent me every ๐๐
๐คถ๐ Carly: her god is ๐ than Humbug Carly: he likes to shout so i gotta zone out Carly: aw that's sweet ur ma loves her too? Ali: Hooray for Catholicism, yeah? ๐ Ali: she loves my Ma, more like Carly: we spend our sundays on our knees nana but its ๐ฝ๐คฎ or u kno a bigger sin Carly: u do look like her i remember Ali: that's not QUITE ๐ฝ๐คฎ levels but close ๐ Carly: nah its nice u have the same ๐๐โจ Carly: idk who i look like Carly: postman maybe Ali: now I don't know whether to ๐ณ or be ๐คจ you like my Ma too Ali: you look like you and that's Ali: ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ฅฐ ๐ ๐ธ ๐ผ๐ฝ ๐ฐ ๐ผ ๐ป ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐จ ๐ฐ ๐ญ ๐ฌ ๐ ๐ Carly: yea ๐ค๐๐ the postman isnt my da cuz hes a ride Carly: aw now youve got me ๐ณ Ali: rude, my postman is not Carly: ๐ซ๐ then baby Carly: ill text u instead Ali: so grumpy, don't stick your hand right into our house if you don't wanna get bitten, sir Ali: not by me, whatever Ronan has said Ali: though I'm well flattered I'm getting a text back Carly: ha its k its not that u use too much teeth Carly: & course ur my hero Carly: tho ๐ค๐๐ wont b an sos every time Ali: good, can't have him putting you off with blatant lies Ali: it won't be if I do a better job at the heroics and get there before any bad shit can happen Carly: its k i like it Carly: helps me remember what i did Carly: ๐๐ข no lads r spelling their names out in bruises for the who Carly: ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐ Carly: nooo theres no better u could do Carly: ur flying to me faster than anyone has ever ever Ali: amateurs, like Ali: so rude, ain't they heard you're ๐ธ Ali: I'm basically there now, prepare for the best tea party you've ever been to Carly: aint wat theyve heard but idc Carly: yay ๐ i havent had 1 since me & my ๐งธ๐งธ๐งธ Ali: I'll be ๐ถ๐ it so get in the know lads Ali: awh, can I meet them too? Carly: not too ๐ or ur gf will bite me which could b fun but im not trying to do u like ๐๐ข Carly: some r shyer than others but if u work ur ๐ฎ how u did for me ull make friends Ali: fill your boots, babe, I don't reckon she's your type, like Ali: I'll be on my best behaviour ๐ค Ali: the loveliest guest you've ever had ๐ค๐ค Carly: be fun though Carly: not boring Ali: ๐ฒ๐ฒ Ali: Is that the impression I give off? Ali: or another Ronan tale, either way Ali: gonna have to prove otherwise now in the most extra ways imaginable Carly: nahhh Carly: he don't lie to me its his 1 saving grace Carly: its just like a pls Carly: to u & the universe Ali: I won't be boring Ali: trust me Carly: k Carly: i do ur a lifesaver Ali: nah Ali: just happy to help Carly: im happy we r mates Ali: me too Ali: idk why we weren't before, like Ali: too many people at school Carly: & i dont go much ha Ali: this is true Ali: lesser spotted walsh ๐ฆ Carly: oooh wat colours am i Ali: ๐๐๐๐งก๐ Carly: cute Ali: very Carly: wats ur fave colour? Ali: It's a harder question than people reckon, that Ali: like, there's so many beautiful things of every colour Ali: if I can decide for the day, I feel like I'm doing a disservice to all the others Carly: sorry Carly: i havent decided on mine either Carly: when i was a lil kid it was ๐ for the ๐ then wen i started goin out it was silver for wat i thought the ๐ looked like Carly: but ive seen so many new colours since Ali: kids always know Ali: they're much smarter than adults about everything Carly: i bet ur lil bro is the smartest Carly: like u Ali: he likes red for ๐จโ๐โ๏ธ๐ซ๐ฏโผ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅค Ali: and I see the appeal Carly: does he like ๐? i kno somewhere that sells the reddest shiniest 1s Carly: or we cud just throw ๐
s Ali: he's at the anti-fruit stage Ali: but I reckon he could be convinced if we let him smother 'em in caramel and sprinkles Carly: its a date Ali: Me first
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gen z/millennial fma headcanons courtesy of me.
greed:
greed is friends with everyone in this au. everyone. he knows everyone.
no one knows greeds real name. heโs just greed. in this au thomas halbert doesnt have the url greed. greed does. hes not even that greedy and he most definitely blocks everyone who calls him out on it.
heโs mysterious in general. his youtube channel goes between him doing backflips off of things he shouldnt be doing back flips off of to a podcast about [some obscure political thing]? who is he?
greeds probably low key homeless like idk in an au where hes human i can imagine him showing up at one of his friends houses every night with like his one backpack of belongings likeย โhey im sleeping on ur couch and using ur showerโ and no one really questions him because hes charming enough to get away with it yknow
except edward questions him.ย โling isnt even here. wyd.โย โplease. if i dont shower i might die.โย โfucking fine I GUESSโ
greeds favorite place to go is ed and lings apartment because theyre nice and ling always feeds him and also eds funny and greed appreciates humor
this is just a general greed headcanon but god is he poly :3c i can and will fight about this.
ling:
GAY! TANA! MONGEAU! hes wild and a lot of people hate him even though hes really a giant sweetie. heโs best friends with greed and sometimes ling goes on greeds podcast so they can talk about their exercise regimen
hes dating edward of course. theres not more to this other than theyre dating and they love each other and Would kill for each other. also a lot of people probably dont think they have a deep relationship but im telling you. theyre star crossed lovers. its total romcom bullshit.
ling probably gets paid to go to parties. like thats his job and he makes good money doing it even though he has a masters in psychology. he just. goes to parties. pays off his student loans.
he does a lot of prank videos on youtube. think tgfbro but american and less edgy.
ling probably also models on occasion. like hes pretty enough that he just does it.
he shaves his head at some point or like maybe gets an undercut and no one can look at him for a month because its just weird. lings hair is like his identity.
he gets up to a lot of hijinks with greed. theyre probably a little gay together. edward doesnt care because its 2018 time 2 start normalizing polyamory ok.
ling spends actual money on new clothes for greed but the man always wears the same two outfits and although ling rarely gets angry this gets him a little riled
edward:
his youtube channel is just a mess kind of like greeds except with him its unintentional he just... does what he wants. theres videos of him showing off his physical prowess. like hes small but he WILL kick your fuckin ass. hes probably a black belt and is the physical embodiment of the navy seals rant.
sometimes he does vsauce style videos on youtube and everyone hates when he does it because hes memelord 69 but at the same time hes wicked smart
hes a physicist in this world and im serious it throws anyone who meets him for a loop.
ed gets asked a lot how roy is his dad if hes only 12 years older than him. eds answers are eitherย โhe found me and my brother as infants and has mothered us sinceโ orย โidk manโ
ed accidentally starts a meme. he posts a bunch of pictures of ling either sleeping or passed out and idk the specifics of the meme but he starts a meme and it pains him. he consumes he does not create.
ed likes greed but he doesnt express it.ย โi dont like youโย โ[eyeroll] and???? im still eating ur leftoversโ
ed actually does kick russel tringham in the head for a skit for one of lings vlogs. ed and russel are best friends even if russel genuinely did try to steal eds identity at some point and may or may not have put ed in debt for a few months
roy:ย
hes one of edโs professors much to eds dismay since roy is, technically, his adoptive father.
he probably argues with ed a lot in the middle of lectures (โhey dumbass thats not how it worksโย โim literally teaching you what youโre majoring in.โย โyeah and im telling you that youโre wrong.โ)
heโs like 35 in this au and technically a millennial. edโs 21.
roy has an instagram and its literally just pictures of hughes and elicia and nina and ed and al
roy and hughes are most definitely a foster family and am i pulling this from my own fic yes i am can you stop me no you cant
hughes:
HES FINE. HES ALIVE.
all of the gen z kids in this au think hes awful bc of all the dad jokes and slightly outdated humor. hes not awful. hes perfect. hes doing his best.
he loves all four of his children.
he and gracia are best friends even if their marriage didnt work out for unknown reasons. they along with roy are GOOD PARENTS to elicia. you can pry this from my cold dead hands. canon can suck my chode.
lust:
shes not like greed she doesnt try to be mysterious. shes probably a beauty guru (SolarisCosmetics) and does a lot of tutorials likeย โLow Commitment Goth Makeup Tutorialโ
shes unintentionally mysterious because for her first like 50 videos or so theres no commentary its just subtitles
her first video with commentary is likeย โi... apologize. i was not intending to be so... mysterious.โ and shes actually very sweet and nice and you can fight me on this ok
greed is her adoptive brother and greed makes her bleep out his name and blur her mouth whenever she calls him by his name bc he likes to lurk in the background of her videos because hes an asshole
winry:
shes a mechanic in this au and i mean shes a mechanic in canon but she prob specializes in like. idk. cars. this is a headcanon list im not looking up specifics of mechanics point is she can rebuild an engine in an afternoon and everyone in this au is in love with her
BIG LESBIAN
she probably tries getting ed to go on double dates (him and ling with her and lan fan) but every single time he shoots her down and its to the point shes almost convinced that hes not even dating ling in the first place
greed is probably her biggest client. no one knows how he does it but his car is constantly breaking and winry is the only mechanic in his general vicinity who knows how to do her job worth a shit and also her repair shop has cool music and he probably finds excuses just to chill for the music
โ[greed] please. if your fat ass is going to be taking up counter space AT LEAST help clean upโย โexcuse you my ass is FIRM AND PERKY.โ
its probably a joke among edโs following that winry DOES NOT put up with his shit and when winry gets asked out it shes just likeย โhes an asshole why the fuck do you think im gonna let him walk around all half cocked like thatโ
riza:
i like to think shes in the military in this au too. not like military military but maybe air force idk. imagine pilot riza. wow.
shes not on active duty or w/e but you KNOW shes in a foreign country going to college paid for by the government.
everyone in this au is at least bi and riza is no exception. she is dating olivier armstrong. they are in love u can pry this from my cold dead hands you fucking gremlins
edward is probably platonically in love with her. like when he gets to see her (which isnt often) he has to occasionally stop, put a hand on her shoulder, do theย โboiโ hand (idk how else to describe it) and say,ย โi love you dont ever changeโย โthank you, edward.โย โ[hug]โ
envy:ย
a troll. like you know those troll blogs that are pretending to be otherkin or some really obscure gender w neopronouns (u do u but we all kno theres trolls). envy has one of those blogs.
envy is actually nonbinary irl but theyre very critical ofย โspecial snowflakesโ (again u do u these headcanons dont necessarily reflect my opinions and as long as u aint hurting no one i support u) and they probably cyberbully ppl
envy is garbage in this fic
โgod i hate youโย โactually eat my ass, greedโ
see greed is the opposite of ed w riza. he looks at envy and occasionally has to sayย โi fucking hate youโ
theyre secrety buds but like... they annoy the shit out of each other. u kno they do.
ENVY STARTS A LOT OF DISCOURSE. THEY PROBABLY START A LOT OF HOMESTUCK DISCOURSE. GOD. here i am in 2018 writing about envy starting fucking homestuck discourse. its probably like davekat discourse too tbh
i know im forgetting alphonse, may/mei (i spell it mei), and lan fan but its like 4:19 amย
please send me asks if u have any feedback. or reply to this post. its up to u. i trust u to make the right decision. (there is no reight decision and honestly i need to go to bed)
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1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?
well that would be dani and i would be very confused.ย โwhy was i naked?โ i would ask. i have no reason to be naked around dani. or anyone, for that matter.
2. Whatโs going on between you and the last person you kissed?
well i found out he was a trump supporter (rip) so i deleted him from everything. i still feel gross and its been almost 6 months.
3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?
honestly depends on the drug. weed? i dont care. shrooms/lsd/acid? id be a little iffy, but i ultimately wouldnt care. heroin/cocaine/opiods? id immediately try to help them get help.
4. Is your last name longer than six letters?
ya its 7 lol
5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?
sober (unfortunately)
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?
no? i dont think so
7. What does your last received text say?
โi like that colorโ
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?
idk we made out for like twenty minutes because i was too chicken to sayย โhey you were fun for ten minutes but id really rather be with my friendsโ
9. Where was your last kiss at?
some shitty halloween rave
10. When is the last time you saw your sister?
i dont have a sister lol
11. What do you drink in the morning?
water
12. Where did you sleep last night?
in my bed? where else am i gonna sleep? the dumpster behind my dorm? a clown car?
13. Do you think relationships are hard?
yeah. its constant work, but it shouldnt be annoying work, you know? its work thats hard but you enjoy doing it
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?ย
ya i wouldnt spend so much money lol
15. Youโre locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?
YES GET ME OUT OF THERE AWAY FROM TRUMP BOY
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?
rainy!!!
17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
nope
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?
jeans
19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?
wish i fuckin knew. probably not.
20. Does anyone like you?
no i dont think so.
21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?
nope
22. Is the last person you kissed gay?
fuck no
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?
the boy i last kissed
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?
i already have one lmao
25. In the past week have you cried?
yeah i cried in the airport because i had to call my mom because i didnt have enough money for the uber home and i was freaking the fuck out
26. What breed was the last dog you saw?
i dont know! but he was littleand cute and i love him
27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?
out of the shower
28. Have you ever kissed a football player?
no all the football players i knew in high school were gross, and my current school doesnt have a football team
29. Do you think youโre old?
im not 20 yet so no
30. Do you like text messaging?
yes! i love texting! it makes it so easy to talk to my friends back home and also its so much easier to put things into writing
31. What type of day are you having?
eh, its ok. i met with my schools career service center and we talked about what i have to do to get my dream job, and also an actual job.
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?
yeah, but i cant do piercings.
33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
WARM
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?
my dad! even though he annoys me sometimes hes still my dad and i love him a lot
35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?
a fling. i dont have the time, money, or desire for an actual Relationship rn
36. Are you a simple or complicated person?
id like to think simple, but i also know that my logic doesnt always make sense to other people, which can make me seem complicated so *shrug* idk
37. What song are you listening to?
im listening to the sabres/sharks broadcast sooooo
38. When you say youโre sorry do you mean it?
usually39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?
dani, anishka, brooke40. What made you start liking the person you like now?
well he plays for the sabres and hes super cute and i love him hes softe. he doesnt know i exist because why would he but i lov him.41. When did you last receive a text message?
well since i wrote the beginning of this post i have received two (2) texts, the most recent of which was 3 minutes ago42. What is wrong with you right now?
I NEED MONEY. I HAVE $6 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT AND I HAVE $100 IN FRATERNITY DUES AT THE END OF THE MONTH.43. How well do you know the last female you texted?
dani is one of my best friends lol44. Does anyone disgust you?
myself, mostly. but like, ACTUAL disgust? anyone who is alt-right.45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?
probably not46. Are you in a good mood right now?
relatively, yeah47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?
my roommates48. What color shirt are you wearing?
its a black parade mcr shirt...................49. Has someone recently told you something you didnโt want to hear?
yeah, that im poor lol50. Anyone youโre giving up on?
myself51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?
yeah, i honestly hate him so much hahaha but yet were still facebook friends soย
52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldnโt?
the buffalo sabres53. Do you like rain?
yes!!! i love rain so much!!! especially thunderstorms!!!! 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?
no55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
all the time in high school. i knew they didnt like me back, so pair that with crippling shyness and nothing ever happened.56. Do you like to cuddle?
YES. CUDDLE ME.57. Are you shy?
GOD YES. i Cannot talk to new people. 58. Do you get along with girls?
i gotta. us women gotta stick together.59. Have you dated the person you texted last?
yeah dani and i dated for like almost 3 months lol 60. What do you carry with you at all times?
my phone. i always, always have my phone with me. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?
oh fuck yeah. i love ghosts gimme some ghost love. 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?
eh. sure, lets say yeah. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?
nope, but i wanted one. and now i am Here, single, bitter. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?
OH MY GODDDDDD FOREHEAD KISSES KILL ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALSO TEMPLE KISSES GOD I AM SO WEAK FOR THOSE65. Did anything โcuteโ happen in the last week?
yeah, i surprised brooke and dani and they both screamed which was probably cute, but mostly made me warm inside.
66. How old are the last three people you kissed?
uh 19/20, 18, and 16 (at the time)
67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?ย
id do them myself lol i dont fucking care. ย ย 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?
...zebra?
69. Do you have any stickers on your car? ย ย
no but i want some70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? ย ย
lil wayne, i dont fuck my cousins.71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? ย ย
iphone bith!!!72. Whenโs the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? ย ย
like two-ish weeks ago?73. Do you like diet soda? ย ย
yeah i like diet coke more than regular coke? idk it tastes better74. What color are the walls in your room? ย ย
here theyre an ugly beige, back home theyre sabres blue and gold (i was in seventh grade ok bye)75. Are you 16 or older? ย ย
ya im 19 now76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? ย ย
nope.77. Do you have a job? ย ย
not yet, but i applied for a ton! please send positive thoughts my way that i get one!!! ย 78. What are your initials? ย ย
MMR79. Did you ever have braces? ย ย
yeah, for two and a half years :/80. Are you from the south? ย ย
do i fuck my cousins?
81. What does your last status on facebook say? ย ย
my most recent activity was me sharing the article about harrison browne retiring, but my most recent original activity saysย โED SHEERAN IS COMING TO BUFFALO THIS IS NOT A DRILLโ82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? ย ย
nope. he re-followed me on twitter in november tho lol83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? ย ย
probably my mom, but it used to be the other way around.84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? ย ย
no but i wanted to so bad when i was younger!!!85. Whatโs the last movie you saw in theaters? ย ย
the lego batman movie lol86. Do you smoke? ย ย
nope. both of my parents smoked cigarettes and i dont fuck with that. as for weed (which i assume this is actually referring to), i smoked it once over the summer,but i dont really want to again? idk i just have no burning desire to get high.87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? ย ย
flip flops.88. Is your phone touch screen? ย ย
ya89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? ย ย
my hair is limp bitch90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? ย ย
yeah lol once i snuck out at 1 in the morning to go to noco and buy chocolate milk it was an Adventure91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? ย ย
pool. im not about to get some fucking parasite in my vagina, which would happen to me with my shitty luck.92. Have you ever made out in a car? ย ย
ye93. โฆHad sex in a car? ย ย
no, im a version94. Are you single or in a relationship? ย ย
single95. What were you doing last night at midnight? ย ย
what WAS i doing last night at midnight, thats actually a good question.96. Whenโs the last time you saw fireworks? ย ย
uh new years. in person? fourth of july i think.97. Do you like the camera on your phone? ย ย
yeah. i mostly take my picture through snapchat so98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? ย ย
I FUCKING WISH99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? ย ย
no but ive thrown up.............100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? ย ย
a few101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? ย ย
bitch do i look like im stickin dicks in my hoo ha102. Name your favorite Kesha song: ย ย
her cover of true colors? iconic, show stopping, brilliant, amazing, never been done before103. Do you have any tan lines right now? ย ย
yes! its amazing bc that never happens104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? ย ย
FUCK. NO.
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